There is a belief called football
Chapter 24 Stan Have You Been Kicked by a Donkey?
Chapter 24 Stan Have You Been Kicked by a Donkey?
"Stankovic"! ! ! !
On the training ground, Juninho growled at Stan.
"What's wrong with this cocky guy?" Stan muttered to himself.
"Stankovic, you are a pig".
Stan was scolded inexplicably, and the players of the Marseille team were also confused, and no one dared to say anything.
"Juninho, you are now a football coach with a coaching qualification certificate, not a little gangster on the streets of Brazil, watch your mouth."
"Ji Li Gua La", Juninho may not feel comfortable using Chinese curses, so he directly used the Brazilian national curse in Portuguese.
Stan couldn't understand it, but Stan could see the anger expressed at a glance.
Stan grabbed Juninho by the collar, "F*you, I have tolerated you for a long time, don't think that you are from Brazil, so there is nothing special, let me tell you, if it weren't for the war, Yugoslav football would not be worse than Brazil."
The so-called stunned ones are afraid of being violent, and those who are violent are afraid of dying.
After being scolded by Stan, Juninho calmed down instead.
Stan lets go of Juninho.
"whats the matter"?
"Joe, how can you let Joe go"?
It turned out that Juninho and Tianbao still had a one-year contract. Juninho originally planned to go to South Korea to continue looking for a football school after the contract expired, but after seeing Li Qiao's talent, Juninho changed his mind.
Decided to take Li Qiao back to Brazil and his hometown Recife after the contract expired, and recommended Li Qiao to join the youth training of his hometown team Recife Sports.
So now that Li Qiao was taken away, Juninho's anger can be imagined.
"Joe is the next Zico, the next Zico, you, Stankovic, you let go of the next Zico".
South Americans can speak with very exaggerated body movements. The Marseille team members who were doing passing training, lap training, and shooting training all stopped. Watching this farce, it feels really better than the Spring Festival Gala.
And Stan's personality is exactly the opposite of Juninho's, and the Slavs' personality is serious and serious.
At this moment, Stan really has nothing to do with the "lunatic" in front of him. Juninho keeps quoting God. Stan said: "I don't want to part with Li Qiao, but it might be better for him to go to Ukraine. I can't delay him."
It's okay not to say it, but when he said it, Juninho became even more furious.
"Ukraine"?
"Ukrainian football is rubbish, they can't even enter the World Cup."
"Joe went to Ukraine and it was like...".
Juninho thought for a while, this metaphor is not easy to make.
"It's like sending Zico to Peru, that's a waste, that's a crime."
"Ukraine is different now. They have Shevchenko and talented shooters like Voronin."
Juninho sneered, the same kind of laugh that Juninho gave when Stan was on stage last time.
"Shevchenko is just a little boy, he can only pick up the ball on the beach in Rio in Brazil."
"You arrogant ghost, when will you learn to respect people, is Eastern European football as bad as you say"?
Juninho was taken aback for a moment, then said, "Yes."
Stan grabbed Juninho's collar and yelled again: "You Brazilian bastard, I want to PK with you, PK".
Juninho was not to be outdone, "PK is PK".
*****
The two sides agreed to a penalty shootout.
The so-called watching the excitement is not a big deal, the players of the Marseille team not only refused to persuade them, but also geared up to watch the show one by one.
"Qi Qi lent me the gloves," Stan said.
"I don't use gloves, I let you",
"Who will be fined first? Toss a coin"?
Juninho sneered again, yes, it was the kind of sneer that Stan hated the most.
"Of course it is based on international rankings. Brazil is top 10 in the football world. Of course I will take the penalty first." After finishing speaking, he went to set the ball.
Stan was furious and thought to himself: "If I lose today, I will resign immediately, and I don't want to see you as an arrogant ghost again."
*****
Standing in front of the penalty spot, Juninho regretted it. He should not have fought. He should have let Stan take the penalty first and put the pressure on him. He blamed himself for being too competitive.
There is no way out now.
Juninho looked at Stan's position and was about to kick to his left, which is Stan's right.
After taking a few steps back, Juninho took a run-up and paused in the middle. In fact, this is completely unnecessary. For professional goalkeepers, such a pause is useful, but for amateurs, it is just a fool.
At the moment when Juninho touched the ball, a smile appeared on the corner of Stan's mouth, and he jumped to the right, but what he never expected was that Juninho used a fake move. ! !
"YA," Juninho yelled.
The spoon penalty is different from the general penalty. I remember that once when Pirlo faced the legendary Italian goalkeeper "Pagliuca", he used a spoon to take a penalty.
After the game, many players besieged Pirlo, because Pagliuca is a legendary hero in Italy, and Pirlo's penalty kick with a spoon was insulting, so everyone surrounded Pirlo.
Juninho's kick can be said to kill two birds with one stone. It not only took the lead and gained an advantage, but it was also a kind of provocation, which made the opponent feel uncomfortable.
Of course Stan knew, but as a former professional player, Stan knew how to control his emotions.
It was Stan's turn to take the penalty, and Juninho was wondering which side Stan would take the penalty for?left?right?middle?
Juninho has a deep research on penalty kicks. He knows that 70% of right-footed players will kick to the right of the goalkeeper.
In order to disturb Stan, Juninho pointed to his right side with a smirk on his face, and signaled, please, kick me on the right side.
Stan retreated, ran up, and shot. Before the "spectators" could react, the ball had already entered the net.
Stan's choice was also unexpected and provocative. Stan chose to volley vigorously, which means that if he can't get in, I will volley you to death first! ! !
Facing Stan's arrogance, Juninho couldn't laugh for the first time. Stan didn't celebrate, but went straight to the goal without even looking at Juninho.
The students on the side were very nervous. After all, the plot was so good that they didn't even want to blink.
In the next few kicks, Juninho tricked Stan with fake moves, and Stan's next three kicks were all vigorous volleys, and Juninho had no choice but to volley.
PK came to the fifth round, which is the last round.
At this time, the members of the Marseille team seemed to have suddenly come to their senses. They thought that if Stan lost, they would not see a good face for a long time. What's worse, what would they do if Stan blamed themselves?
Thinking of this, the mentality of watching the excitement disappeared, and they began to think about how to help Stan.
Juninho originally thought that his footwork was the best in Tianbao, coupled with his arrogance, Juninho was defiant at school. Now that he has had 4 rounds of PK with Stan, he also feels that he is really too big.
Juninho looked at the students on the side and thought to himself, if he is so bragging, if he loses, it would be a shame.
Although it's just a field game, it's a matter of face, so the two sides attach as much importance to it as a formal match.
Juninho wobbled and wobbled before the penalty spot.
From this action, the experienced Stan could see the inner tension of the opponent.
How could Stan let Juninho go when he closed the door and beat the dog?
"You're doomed."
Choked by Stan, Juninho didn't care, stepped back, ran up, and shot.
At this moment, a person in the crowd held a bottle of water against his chest to reflect the sunlight and dazzled Juninho's eyes.
Juninho's eyes were shaken, and the ball went wide. All of this was done in secret, and no one saw it.
"Foul, foul, someone tricked me and dazzled me, but there were a lot of water bottles on the field, and Juninho couldn't find who did it."
"NO, there is no foul, and no one touches you."
Juninho was so angry that he prayed everything from Christ Jesus to Tathagata Buddha to prove that he had been wronged by Dou E.
"When did Brazilian football become a rogue?" Stein sneered.
Finally, it was Stan's turn to sneer, which was really cool, really venting.
Juninho understood that even if the opponent winked at him, he would not commit a foul and could only say it was immoral, so he stopped making trouble and went to guard the goal honestly.
Seeing that Stan scored the last goal and won, the Marseille players also breathed a sigh of relief.
In fact, the players can see that these two former professional players have top-notch shooting skills, but their goalkeeping skills are all sticks.
So the situation in front of Stan now is - it's hard to lose! ! !
Stan sets up the ball to shoot, and Stan has already figured out how to humiliate the megalomaniac after scoring.
But the unbelievable scene was that Juninho in front of the goal began to take off his clothes, then his ball pants, and finally only a pair of underwear left.
"Juninho, what are you doing?"
"Undress without fouling".
It is true that the rules did not say that the opponent cannot take off his clothes when taking a penalty kick, but normal people would not do this.
"You brazilian rascal",
Juninho grinned, not only that, he also twisted the samba in front of the door.
Juninho's trick really worked. Under Juninho's huge interference, Stan missed the last ball.
It may have been the funniest penalty shootout in football history.
Juninho accepted it as soon as he saw it, and said: "It's a tie, I don't have time, I'm going to keep Joe, the future Zico of China", and then drew a cross on his chest. Juninho is a hooligan, but he has faith.
After asking Stan for Li Qiao's address, phone call and other information, Juninho immediately took a plane to Hangzhou Xiaoshan Airport, and then took a train to Jinhua.
When he arrived in Jinhua, he remembered that he had forgotten something, so he found a phone and called Recife, Brazil.
It was a middle-aged man who answered the phone.
"Hey, Hernandez"?
"Juninho"?
"right",
"You're back in Brazil"?
"No, I'm still in China."
"You fly to China right away, right away."
"What's wrong, you were kidnapped"?
Because of the poor law and order in Brazil, many celebrities have been kidnapped. From Juninho's urgency on the phone, Hernandez instinctively thought that Juninho had been kidnapped.
"No, the law and order in China is very good. I discovered Zico."
(End of this chapter)
"Stankovic"! ! ! !
On the training ground, Juninho growled at Stan.
"What's wrong with this cocky guy?" Stan muttered to himself.
"Stankovic, you are a pig".
Stan was scolded inexplicably, and the players of the Marseille team were also confused, and no one dared to say anything.
"Juninho, you are now a football coach with a coaching qualification certificate, not a little gangster on the streets of Brazil, watch your mouth."
"Ji Li Gua La", Juninho may not feel comfortable using Chinese curses, so he directly used the Brazilian national curse in Portuguese.
Stan couldn't understand it, but Stan could see the anger expressed at a glance.
Stan grabbed Juninho by the collar, "F*you, I have tolerated you for a long time, don't think that you are from Brazil, so there is nothing special, let me tell you, if it weren't for the war, Yugoslav football would not be worse than Brazil."
The so-called stunned ones are afraid of being violent, and those who are violent are afraid of dying.
After being scolded by Stan, Juninho calmed down instead.
Stan lets go of Juninho.
"whats the matter"?
"Joe, how can you let Joe go"?
It turned out that Juninho and Tianbao still had a one-year contract. Juninho originally planned to go to South Korea to continue looking for a football school after the contract expired, but after seeing Li Qiao's talent, Juninho changed his mind.
Decided to take Li Qiao back to Brazil and his hometown Recife after the contract expired, and recommended Li Qiao to join the youth training of his hometown team Recife Sports.
So now that Li Qiao was taken away, Juninho's anger can be imagined.
"Joe is the next Zico, the next Zico, you, Stankovic, you let go of the next Zico".
South Americans can speak with very exaggerated body movements. The Marseille team members who were doing passing training, lap training, and shooting training all stopped. Watching this farce, it feels really better than the Spring Festival Gala.
And Stan's personality is exactly the opposite of Juninho's, and the Slavs' personality is serious and serious.
At this moment, Stan really has nothing to do with the "lunatic" in front of him. Juninho keeps quoting God. Stan said: "I don't want to part with Li Qiao, but it might be better for him to go to Ukraine. I can't delay him."
It's okay not to say it, but when he said it, Juninho became even more furious.
"Ukraine"?
"Ukrainian football is rubbish, they can't even enter the World Cup."
"Joe went to Ukraine and it was like...".
Juninho thought for a while, this metaphor is not easy to make.
"It's like sending Zico to Peru, that's a waste, that's a crime."
"Ukraine is different now. They have Shevchenko and talented shooters like Voronin."
Juninho sneered, the same kind of laugh that Juninho gave when Stan was on stage last time.
"Shevchenko is just a little boy, he can only pick up the ball on the beach in Rio in Brazil."
"You arrogant ghost, when will you learn to respect people, is Eastern European football as bad as you say"?
Juninho was taken aback for a moment, then said, "Yes."
Stan grabbed Juninho's collar and yelled again: "You Brazilian bastard, I want to PK with you, PK".
Juninho was not to be outdone, "PK is PK".
*****
The two sides agreed to a penalty shootout.
The so-called watching the excitement is not a big deal, the players of the Marseille team not only refused to persuade them, but also geared up to watch the show one by one.
"Qi Qi lent me the gloves," Stan said.
"I don't use gloves, I let you",
"Who will be fined first? Toss a coin"?
Juninho sneered again, yes, it was the kind of sneer that Stan hated the most.
"Of course it is based on international rankings. Brazil is top 10 in the football world. Of course I will take the penalty first." After finishing speaking, he went to set the ball.
Stan was furious and thought to himself: "If I lose today, I will resign immediately, and I don't want to see you as an arrogant ghost again."
*****
Standing in front of the penalty spot, Juninho regretted it. He should not have fought. He should have let Stan take the penalty first and put the pressure on him. He blamed himself for being too competitive.
There is no way out now.
Juninho looked at Stan's position and was about to kick to his left, which is Stan's right.
After taking a few steps back, Juninho took a run-up and paused in the middle. In fact, this is completely unnecessary. For professional goalkeepers, such a pause is useful, but for amateurs, it is just a fool.
At the moment when Juninho touched the ball, a smile appeared on the corner of Stan's mouth, and he jumped to the right, but what he never expected was that Juninho used a fake move. ! !
"YA," Juninho yelled.
The spoon penalty is different from the general penalty. I remember that once when Pirlo faced the legendary Italian goalkeeper "Pagliuca", he used a spoon to take a penalty.
After the game, many players besieged Pirlo, because Pagliuca is a legendary hero in Italy, and Pirlo's penalty kick with a spoon was insulting, so everyone surrounded Pirlo.
Juninho's kick can be said to kill two birds with one stone. It not only took the lead and gained an advantage, but it was also a kind of provocation, which made the opponent feel uncomfortable.
Of course Stan knew, but as a former professional player, Stan knew how to control his emotions.
It was Stan's turn to take the penalty, and Juninho was wondering which side Stan would take the penalty for?left?right?middle?
Juninho has a deep research on penalty kicks. He knows that 70% of right-footed players will kick to the right of the goalkeeper.
In order to disturb Stan, Juninho pointed to his right side with a smirk on his face, and signaled, please, kick me on the right side.
Stan retreated, ran up, and shot. Before the "spectators" could react, the ball had already entered the net.
Stan's choice was also unexpected and provocative. Stan chose to volley vigorously, which means that if he can't get in, I will volley you to death first! ! !
Facing Stan's arrogance, Juninho couldn't laugh for the first time. Stan didn't celebrate, but went straight to the goal without even looking at Juninho.
The students on the side were very nervous. After all, the plot was so good that they didn't even want to blink.
In the next few kicks, Juninho tricked Stan with fake moves, and Stan's next three kicks were all vigorous volleys, and Juninho had no choice but to volley.
PK came to the fifth round, which is the last round.
At this time, the members of the Marseille team seemed to have suddenly come to their senses. They thought that if Stan lost, they would not see a good face for a long time. What's worse, what would they do if Stan blamed themselves?
Thinking of this, the mentality of watching the excitement disappeared, and they began to think about how to help Stan.
Juninho originally thought that his footwork was the best in Tianbao, coupled with his arrogance, Juninho was defiant at school. Now that he has had 4 rounds of PK with Stan, he also feels that he is really too big.
Juninho looked at the students on the side and thought to himself, if he is so bragging, if he loses, it would be a shame.
Although it's just a field game, it's a matter of face, so the two sides attach as much importance to it as a formal match.
Juninho wobbled and wobbled before the penalty spot.
From this action, the experienced Stan could see the inner tension of the opponent.
How could Stan let Juninho go when he closed the door and beat the dog?
"You're doomed."
Choked by Stan, Juninho didn't care, stepped back, ran up, and shot.
At this moment, a person in the crowd held a bottle of water against his chest to reflect the sunlight and dazzled Juninho's eyes.
Juninho's eyes were shaken, and the ball went wide. All of this was done in secret, and no one saw it.
"Foul, foul, someone tricked me and dazzled me, but there were a lot of water bottles on the field, and Juninho couldn't find who did it."
"NO, there is no foul, and no one touches you."
Juninho was so angry that he prayed everything from Christ Jesus to Tathagata Buddha to prove that he had been wronged by Dou E.
"When did Brazilian football become a rogue?" Stein sneered.
Finally, it was Stan's turn to sneer, which was really cool, really venting.
Juninho understood that even if the opponent winked at him, he would not commit a foul and could only say it was immoral, so he stopped making trouble and went to guard the goal honestly.
Seeing that Stan scored the last goal and won, the Marseille players also breathed a sigh of relief.
In fact, the players can see that these two former professional players have top-notch shooting skills, but their goalkeeping skills are all sticks.
So the situation in front of Stan now is - it's hard to lose! ! !
Stan sets up the ball to shoot, and Stan has already figured out how to humiliate the megalomaniac after scoring.
But the unbelievable scene was that Juninho in front of the goal began to take off his clothes, then his ball pants, and finally only a pair of underwear left.
"Juninho, what are you doing?"
"Undress without fouling".
It is true that the rules did not say that the opponent cannot take off his clothes when taking a penalty kick, but normal people would not do this.
"You brazilian rascal",
Juninho grinned, not only that, he also twisted the samba in front of the door.
Juninho's trick really worked. Under Juninho's huge interference, Stan missed the last ball.
It may have been the funniest penalty shootout in football history.
Juninho accepted it as soon as he saw it, and said: "It's a tie, I don't have time, I'm going to keep Joe, the future Zico of China", and then drew a cross on his chest. Juninho is a hooligan, but he has faith.
After asking Stan for Li Qiao's address, phone call and other information, Juninho immediately took a plane to Hangzhou Xiaoshan Airport, and then took a train to Jinhua.
When he arrived in Jinhua, he remembered that he had forgotten something, so he found a phone and called Recife, Brazil.
It was a middle-aged man who answered the phone.
"Hey, Hernandez"?
"Juninho"?
"right",
"You're back in Brazil"?
"No, I'm still in China."
"You fly to China right away, right away."
"What's wrong, you were kidnapped"?
Because of the poor law and order in Brazil, many celebrities have been kidnapped. From Juninho's urgency on the phone, Hernandez instinctively thought that Juninho had been kidnapped.
"No, the law and order in China is very good. I discovered Zico."
(End of this chapter)
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