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Chapter 154 Liu Bei's Secret (The Pain of Being Unable to Enter Tao)
Chapter 154 Liu Bei's Secret (The Pain of Being Unable to Enter Tao)
After a group of princes entered Luoyang City, they dispersed to look for something.
Not long after Yuan Shao, Sun Jian, and Liu Bei entered the city, some of their subordinates ran over mysteriously, whispering something to each of them.
Yuan Shao was holding the jade seal that was carefully delivered by his subordinates. He was ecstatic in his heart and thought: "In the previous dynasty, there was a saying: Qin lost its deer, and the world chased after it. How similar is the current Han Dynasty to the previous dynasty? A real one?"
And Sun Jian, the tiger of Jiangdong, was the vanguard of the eighteen princes.He was the one who led the troops into Luoyang first. Sun Jian himself set up the army tent on the foundation of Jianzhangdian.Then he ordered the soldiers to extinguish the remaining fire in the palace and clean up the broken tiles in the palace.
That night, one of Sun Jian's soldiers beat up the body of a court lady from a well.The palace lady is holding a bundle with both hands, and inside the bundle is Chuan Guo Yuxi (false).
The soldiers handed the jade seal to Sun Jian, and Sun Jian sat in the big tent of the Chinese army. Facing the jade seal representing China's orthodoxy, Sun Jian was also full of thoughts.I was thinking, who should I give the jade seal to?
Today's great Han royal family has long been slaughtered by Xiliang thieves.
Give it to Yuan Shao?Sun Jian thought for a while, then shook his head again.Yuan Shao, as the leader of the [-]th princes, has inconsistent words and deeds, acts of injustice, and a person who cannot be rewarded and punished clearly is not a wise lord.
Give it to Yuan Shu?Yuan Shu is jealous of the virtuous and capable, and his character is even more arrogant and domineering, and he is not a master.
Give it to Cao Cao?Sun Jian didn't even think about it, after all Cao Cao was the eunuch.
After thinking about it, Sun Jian thought: This is the jade seal bestowed by God on the Chuanguo, with the intention of allowing it to achieve hegemony, rule the world, and create a prosperous world.
In Sun Jian's head, during the battle between heaven and man, the general Cheng Pu entered the army tent and said cautiously to Sun Jian: "My lord, it is destiny to get the Jade Seal of Chuanguo! However, we cannot stay here for long, we will return immediately Jiangdong, conspiring with the emperor to achieve hegemony."
Few people could keep calm in front of the orthodox Chuanguo Yuxi.Cheng Pu's remarks made Sun Jian make up his mind to hide the Jade Seal of Chuanguo privately, and decided to resign from the alliance leader Yuan Shao early tomorrow morning and return to Jiangdong.
However, under Sun Jian's account, there are not only Deng Wu's meticulous work.There was also Yuan Shu's spy, Sun Jian's personal soldiers quietly told Yuan Shu about Sun Jian's acquisition of the jade seal that night.
As for Liu Bei, being able to get the jade seal was completely arranged by Deng Wu deliberately.But unexpectedly, after Liu Bei got the jade seal, there was no joy, and his face was gloomy and terrifying.
It turned out that when Liu Bei was a child.On the way out to study for the first time, he was hijacked by a group of bandits.
As we all know, although Liu Bei's appearance is different from ordinary people (ears hanging shoulders, hands over knees).But no one knows that Liu Bei did not have these characteristics when he was young.
In the past, Liu Bei not only had a face like a crown of jade, and lips like rouge, but he also looked beautiful.Both ears and hands are no different from normal people.All of this happened after being hijacked by bandits.
Liu Bei was hijacked by the bandits and went up the mountain for half a year. It was not until the bandits here hijacked people who shouldn't be hijacked and were exterminated by the imperial court that Liu Bei was able to escape.
After getting away, Liu Bei will have: ears over shoulders, hands over knees, such obvious features, and his personality has changed a lot.The once sunny boy has become taciturn, gloomy and terrifying.
What kind of torture did Liu Bei suffer in this cottage?It turned out that the head of this bandit family liked masculinity.After Liu Bei was kidnapped and taken to the mountain, he was tortured day and night by the master, and played night and night.There was no such thing as sex at that time, it was all about being fucked hard.The big bird's feathers were also plucked, and from then on it could no longer spread its wings like an eagle.
There is also a basis for Liu Bei not being pregnant, which can be summarized as follows:
Reason 198: The third year of Jian'an, that is, [-] AD.Cao Cao conquered Liu Bei and captured Liu Bei's wife and family.After a year of fighting, in the autumn of the fifth year of Jian'an, Cao Cao used Cheng Yu's trick to lure Guan Yu out of Xiapi.He also sent Zhang Liao to persuade Cao Cao to surrender.In July of the same year, Guan Yu abandoned Cao Cao and left.From Cao Cao's capture of Liu Bei's wife and child to Guan Yu's surrender, and then to his departure, it took a year and a half.Cao Cao, who loves his wife enough, has something to do.
Reason 83: At the time of Changbanpo, why did Mrs. Mi commit suicide by throwing herself into a well after handing Liu Chan to Zhao Yun?Is it really to lighten Zhao Yun's burden?Or faceless goodbye Liu Bei?Zhao Yun carried Liu Chan, the empress of the Shu Han on his back, and entered and exited seven out of the [-] Cao army.Cao Cao ordered not to shoot arrows. Could it be that he really loved Zhao Yun's bravery and talent?Why did Liu Bei fall to the ground without hesitation after taking over Liu Chan who was rescued by Zhao Yun?Is it really to buy people's hearts?
Reason [-]: Sun Quan's younger sister ~ Sun Shangxiang, the strong woman known as Gong Yao Ji, why did she return to her hometown of Soochow after marrying Liu Bei?When Sun Shangxiang first married Liu Bei, she thought the marriage was just a play, and she didn't know what was going on.You have been married to Liu Bei for several years, so you must know Liu Bei's secret.Anyone who has ever been married knows what it means to be burning with lust and what is the seven-year itch.
Reason [-]: Except for the controversial Liu Chan, Liu Bei was born without a son.Look at Cao Cao, Zi's name and surname alone can hit ten people.
From the above four points, it can be inferred that 99% of Liu Bei cannot enter Taoism.The other 1% is that he is particularly masculine.
So when Liu Bei got the Chuanguo Jade Seal, he was not full of joy, but hid the Chuanguo Jade Seal with a gloomy face.
After Liu Bei carefully hid the Chuanguo jade seal, he asked softly to the soldier who presented the jade seal: "Who else knows about this?"
The soldier who presented the jade seal thought that he would get a great reward, and said triumphantly: "Don't worry, my lord, no one will know about this matter except me."
"Very good, I have something important to tell you to do when you come here." Liu Bei said to the soldier angrily. The soldier still thought that Liu Bei was going to lure himself to his confidants, so he walked in front of Liu Bei without warning. .Who knew that Liu Bei suddenly pulled out the double-strand sword in front of him, and before the soldier could react, he blocked his throat with one sword.
The guard who heard the movement outside the tent rushed in.Seeing the blood-stained tent, they thought there was an assassin, so they drew their long swords and stood on guard.
"This person had ulterior motives and planned to assassinate me, and I killed him on the spot. Drag him out and bury him!" Liu Bei said without changing his face.
"If!" The guards took a moment to respond respectfully.
After a while, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei rushed to Liu Bei's central army account at the same time.Zhang Fei with a loud voice shouted from afar: "Brother, I heard you were assassinated, how are you doing? Are you injured? Where is the assassin?"
"Thanks to the second and third brothers for their concern. I was not injured. It's just that I didn't expect that this person, who had been with me for five years, turned out to be a spy sent by the traitor Deng Wu to my side. Be careful! Strictly investigate the details of the cronies around you."
"Brother, don't worry, I'll check their details carefully after a while."
Unexpectedly, Liu Bei's nonsense excuse in order to kill people and silence him was actually hit by him.The soldier who sent the Jade Seal of Chuanguo to Liu Bei was really Deng Wu's spy.
PS: All film and television dramas, I mean all of them.No one has performed Liu Bei's characteristics, at least the characteristics of ears over shoulders and hands over knees, props should be able to do it, right?
(End of this chapter)
After a group of princes entered Luoyang City, they dispersed to look for something.
Not long after Yuan Shao, Sun Jian, and Liu Bei entered the city, some of their subordinates ran over mysteriously, whispering something to each of them.
Yuan Shao was holding the jade seal that was carefully delivered by his subordinates. He was ecstatic in his heart and thought: "In the previous dynasty, there was a saying: Qin lost its deer, and the world chased after it. How similar is the current Han Dynasty to the previous dynasty? A real one?"
And Sun Jian, the tiger of Jiangdong, was the vanguard of the eighteen princes.He was the one who led the troops into Luoyang first. Sun Jian himself set up the army tent on the foundation of Jianzhangdian.Then he ordered the soldiers to extinguish the remaining fire in the palace and clean up the broken tiles in the palace.
That night, one of Sun Jian's soldiers beat up the body of a court lady from a well.The palace lady is holding a bundle with both hands, and inside the bundle is Chuan Guo Yuxi (false).
The soldiers handed the jade seal to Sun Jian, and Sun Jian sat in the big tent of the Chinese army. Facing the jade seal representing China's orthodoxy, Sun Jian was also full of thoughts.I was thinking, who should I give the jade seal to?
Today's great Han royal family has long been slaughtered by Xiliang thieves.
Give it to Yuan Shao?Sun Jian thought for a while, then shook his head again.Yuan Shao, as the leader of the [-]th princes, has inconsistent words and deeds, acts of injustice, and a person who cannot be rewarded and punished clearly is not a wise lord.
Give it to Yuan Shu?Yuan Shu is jealous of the virtuous and capable, and his character is even more arrogant and domineering, and he is not a master.
Give it to Cao Cao?Sun Jian didn't even think about it, after all Cao Cao was the eunuch.
After thinking about it, Sun Jian thought: This is the jade seal bestowed by God on the Chuanguo, with the intention of allowing it to achieve hegemony, rule the world, and create a prosperous world.
In Sun Jian's head, during the battle between heaven and man, the general Cheng Pu entered the army tent and said cautiously to Sun Jian: "My lord, it is destiny to get the Jade Seal of Chuanguo! However, we cannot stay here for long, we will return immediately Jiangdong, conspiring with the emperor to achieve hegemony."
Few people could keep calm in front of the orthodox Chuanguo Yuxi.Cheng Pu's remarks made Sun Jian make up his mind to hide the Jade Seal of Chuanguo privately, and decided to resign from the alliance leader Yuan Shao early tomorrow morning and return to Jiangdong.
However, under Sun Jian's account, there are not only Deng Wu's meticulous work.There was also Yuan Shu's spy, Sun Jian's personal soldiers quietly told Yuan Shu about Sun Jian's acquisition of the jade seal that night.
As for Liu Bei, being able to get the jade seal was completely arranged by Deng Wu deliberately.But unexpectedly, after Liu Bei got the jade seal, there was no joy, and his face was gloomy and terrifying.
It turned out that when Liu Bei was a child.On the way out to study for the first time, he was hijacked by a group of bandits.
As we all know, although Liu Bei's appearance is different from ordinary people (ears hanging shoulders, hands over knees).But no one knows that Liu Bei did not have these characteristics when he was young.
In the past, Liu Bei not only had a face like a crown of jade, and lips like rouge, but he also looked beautiful.Both ears and hands are no different from normal people.All of this happened after being hijacked by bandits.
Liu Bei was hijacked by the bandits and went up the mountain for half a year. It was not until the bandits here hijacked people who shouldn't be hijacked and were exterminated by the imperial court that Liu Bei was able to escape.
After getting away, Liu Bei will have: ears over shoulders, hands over knees, such obvious features, and his personality has changed a lot.The once sunny boy has become taciturn, gloomy and terrifying.
What kind of torture did Liu Bei suffer in this cottage?It turned out that the head of this bandit family liked masculinity.After Liu Bei was kidnapped and taken to the mountain, he was tortured day and night by the master, and played night and night.There was no such thing as sex at that time, it was all about being fucked hard.The big bird's feathers were also plucked, and from then on it could no longer spread its wings like an eagle.
There is also a basis for Liu Bei not being pregnant, which can be summarized as follows:
Reason 198: The third year of Jian'an, that is, [-] AD.Cao Cao conquered Liu Bei and captured Liu Bei's wife and family.After a year of fighting, in the autumn of the fifth year of Jian'an, Cao Cao used Cheng Yu's trick to lure Guan Yu out of Xiapi.He also sent Zhang Liao to persuade Cao Cao to surrender.In July of the same year, Guan Yu abandoned Cao Cao and left.From Cao Cao's capture of Liu Bei's wife and child to Guan Yu's surrender, and then to his departure, it took a year and a half.Cao Cao, who loves his wife enough, has something to do.
Reason 83: At the time of Changbanpo, why did Mrs. Mi commit suicide by throwing herself into a well after handing Liu Chan to Zhao Yun?Is it really to lighten Zhao Yun's burden?Or faceless goodbye Liu Bei?Zhao Yun carried Liu Chan, the empress of the Shu Han on his back, and entered and exited seven out of the [-] Cao army.Cao Cao ordered not to shoot arrows. Could it be that he really loved Zhao Yun's bravery and talent?Why did Liu Bei fall to the ground without hesitation after taking over Liu Chan who was rescued by Zhao Yun?Is it really to buy people's hearts?
Reason [-]: Sun Quan's younger sister ~ Sun Shangxiang, the strong woman known as Gong Yao Ji, why did she return to her hometown of Soochow after marrying Liu Bei?When Sun Shangxiang first married Liu Bei, she thought the marriage was just a play, and she didn't know what was going on.You have been married to Liu Bei for several years, so you must know Liu Bei's secret.Anyone who has ever been married knows what it means to be burning with lust and what is the seven-year itch.
Reason [-]: Except for the controversial Liu Chan, Liu Bei was born without a son.Look at Cao Cao, Zi's name and surname alone can hit ten people.
From the above four points, it can be inferred that 99% of Liu Bei cannot enter Taoism.The other 1% is that he is particularly masculine.
So when Liu Bei got the Chuanguo Jade Seal, he was not full of joy, but hid the Chuanguo Jade Seal with a gloomy face.
After Liu Bei carefully hid the Chuanguo jade seal, he asked softly to the soldier who presented the jade seal: "Who else knows about this?"
The soldier who presented the jade seal thought that he would get a great reward, and said triumphantly: "Don't worry, my lord, no one will know about this matter except me."
"Very good, I have something important to tell you to do when you come here." Liu Bei said to the soldier angrily. The soldier still thought that Liu Bei was going to lure himself to his confidants, so he walked in front of Liu Bei without warning. .Who knew that Liu Bei suddenly pulled out the double-strand sword in front of him, and before the soldier could react, he blocked his throat with one sword.
The guard who heard the movement outside the tent rushed in.Seeing the blood-stained tent, they thought there was an assassin, so they drew their long swords and stood on guard.
"This person had ulterior motives and planned to assassinate me, and I killed him on the spot. Drag him out and bury him!" Liu Bei said without changing his face.
"If!" The guards took a moment to respond respectfully.
After a while, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei rushed to Liu Bei's central army account at the same time.Zhang Fei with a loud voice shouted from afar: "Brother, I heard you were assassinated, how are you doing? Are you injured? Where is the assassin?"
"Thanks to the second and third brothers for their concern. I was not injured. It's just that I didn't expect that this person, who had been with me for five years, turned out to be a spy sent by the traitor Deng Wu to my side. Be careful! Strictly investigate the details of the cronies around you."
"Brother, don't worry, I'll check their details carefully after a while."
Unexpectedly, Liu Bei's nonsense excuse in order to kill people and silence him was actually hit by him.The soldier who sent the Jade Seal of Chuanguo to Liu Bei was really Deng Wu's spy.
PS: All film and television dramas, I mean all of them.No one has performed Liu Bei's characteristics, at least the characteristics of ears over shoulders and hands over knees, props should be able to do it, right?
(End of this chapter)
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