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Chapter 95 Hasty Movie Invitation!Middle finger from a gentleman!
Chapter 95 Hasty Movie Invitation!Middle finger from a gentleman!
What the fuck?
Zhang Bolong frowned, held the phone in front of his eyes, and checked to make sure that he didn't have hallucinations or auditory hallucinations.
Not dreaming either.
"Are you kidding, brother, today is not April Fool's Day."
Even if the master is a time traveler and the chosen one, he still can't really get what he wants, and someone will come to give him a pillow as soon as he falls asleep.
What's more, this is making a movie, not playing house.
From project approval to post-production to final release, which step does not consume a lot of manpower and material resources, which is cumbersome and complicated?
It is absolutely impossible for a big-budget film to directly invite him to film with no experience.
And what quality assurance does a low-cost film have?Maybe I still want to borrow his fame.
Zhang Bolong planned to hang up the liar's phone directly.
"Wait, wait, wait!"
The other end of the phone quickly shouted,
"Dragon, I'm not kidding! This may be a bit abrupt, but straight to the point is how I do things!
My name is Jason Reitman, I'm kind of an up-and-coming director, you can find me online! "
"I don't care if you are Reitman or Ultraman, even if you are really a director, I'm sorry. I'm a professional player, and I won't take on private jobs during the season. Thank you for your invitation."
"No no no!
Of course I know that you are a player of the Lakers and a new star of Staples. I understand that it is okay for me to wait until the offseason!
You don't have many roles, but I promise, absolutely, right, bright, eye-catching!And it can be done in a few days!
This will not affect your playing and competition, on the contrary, it will also improve your popularity.
You know, many NBA stars will choose to make guest appearances in movies. Players also need fame, don't they? "
Hearing his earnest words, Zhang Bolong thought for a while, but still refused: "But I don't have acting talent, I have never filmed these."
"unnecessary!"
Reitman yelled, "I saw you in the Taylor Swift video, you just have to be in it, really!
Your eyes seem to be able to speak, your damn handsome face alone is worth the audience's tickets!
I believe you are the perfect man for the leading role in my new movie!
Absolutely, perfectly, fit! "
Hearing the man's excitement, Zhang Bolong was also a little curious.
"Protagonist? What character design."
"Incredibly handsome, handsome and unrestrained, he is also a good basketball player. He is a man of the hour in school, and is loved by countless girls!"
"Hiss, don't tell me, it seems that it is indeed tailor-made for me..."
Zhang Bolong's eyes lit up.
"Then, he chose the rebellious and young heroine. The two tasted the forbidden fruit and had a relationship, but because there were no safety measures, they got pregnant unexpectedly and fell into confusion..."
"Um?!"
What the hell do you call this tailor-made?
Is there any misunderstanding about me, a good young man of this age?
Not all handsome guys are scumbags, okay?
"Don't worry, it's not as bad as you imagined, haha!"
Reitman quickly explained,
"As long as you are willing to play the role, you can also put forward your opinions on the script setting, and we will seriously consider it.
Although the behavior of this character sounds a little problematic, it will definitely be reasonable in the eyes of the audience, plus your appearance——
oh my god, I think this will be a very popular character! "
There was a brief silence on both ends of the phone.
"So, can you send me the script for a look?"
"Uh...Actually, it's almost finished."
"What am I-"
"Don't worry, don't worry! I've already thought up the big frame and the name, and the screenwriter is also polishing it. The movie is called "Juno"!"
"Pig your size...Juno?"
"Yes, Juno! This is also the name of the heroine, don't worry, Long, I will definitely find another cute little beauty to act with you!
Tsk tsk, just the two of you will be enough to lure the audience into... er no, into the movie theater. "
Although the director doesn't care much,
But Zhang Bolong has really heard of the movie "Juno".
It seems to be a comedy movie that reflects the problem of early pregnancy underage. He has no interest in this kind of subject, so he has never understood or watched it.
However, whether it is Lighthouse or Huaxia, this movie is very popular, at least the word of mouth is much stronger than "The King of Kung Fu"...
Reminiscent of Sissi's preparation and hard work for the Hollywood big screen, Zhang Bolong suddenly felt that it was not impossible for him to participate in the film.
Even if it is to help Sissy find the way first.
If he can really get some good reviews, then maybe he will have the opportunity to contract Sissi's leading role in the future...
He found a reason to convince himself.
"From the current point of view, I think this matter can be further communicated, but at least until the offseason, Altman, by then you can contact my agent Freeman."
Zhang Bolong's tone softened, which made Reitman very excited.
"Yes! No problem! The screenwriter is just starting to write the script anyway."
"...?"
"Well, I mean, glad you're willing to join, Dragon, you won't regret that decision!
Oh yes, my name is Reitman, Jason Reitman, thank you. "
"Okay, Ultraman."
……
After this somewhat funny episode,
The Lakers flew to Salt Lake City, the capital and largest city of Utah.
They will usher in a tough battle at the Energy Solutions Arena here, and compete with the league's No. [-] Jazz.
This vast, relaxing and forgettable city is located between the inland sea and the snow-topped peaks of 300 meters high.
Beauty is beauty, but for the players of the visiting team, the plateau environment here is the first test of endurance.
And what suffocates the players more than this plateau environment is the fanatical fans here.
They seemed to be trying to suck out what little oxygen was left on the plateau.
Old fans who have experienced the Yao Mai period probably still have a deep impression on these Salt Lake City fans.
In the energy solution arena, the Jazz fans in blue can always unite and drive the atmosphere of the home court crazily.
Dressed in uniform tones and screaming at the top of their lungs, this sense of oppression can even pass through the TV screen, making Huaxia fans on the other side of the ocean feel a strong shock.
Compared with Seattle, where there are even enthusiastic fans coming to pick up the airport, the Jazz fans besieging the airport are more enthusiastic.
It's just that they didn't come to pick up the plane, but seemed to hijack the plane...
"Kobe! Go back to Eagle County!"
"You will defile this sacred land!"
"Dragon, Deron will peel off your yellow skin like a banana!"
"My favorite food is corgi meat!"
"Huaxia get out of America!"
"Heretics get out of Utah!"
"Lakers suck!"
Zhang Bolong is still a gentleman, after all, he comes from a great country and a state of etiquette.
He smiled and waved to the fans,
only,
The outstretched hand stood upright, but it was a middle finger.
(End of this chapter)
What the fuck?
Zhang Bolong frowned, held the phone in front of his eyes, and checked to make sure that he didn't have hallucinations or auditory hallucinations.
Not dreaming either.
"Are you kidding, brother, today is not April Fool's Day."
Even if the master is a time traveler and the chosen one, he still can't really get what he wants, and someone will come to give him a pillow as soon as he falls asleep.
What's more, this is making a movie, not playing house.
From project approval to post-production to final release, which step does not consume a lot of manpower and material resources, which is cumbersome and complicated?
It is absolutely impossible for a big-budget film to directly invite him to film with no experience.
And what quality assurance does a low-cost film have?Maybe I still want to borrow his fame.
Zhang Bolong planned to hang up the liar's phone directly.
"Wait, wait, wait!"
The other end of the phone quickly shouted,
"Dragon, I'm not kidding! This may be a bit abrupt, but straight to the point is how I do things!
My name is Jason Reitman, I'm kind of an up-and-coming director, you can find me online! "
"I don't care if you are Reitman or Ultraman, even if you are really a director, I'm sorry. I'm a professional player, and I won't take on private jobs during the season. Thank you for your invitation."
"No no no!
Of course I know that you are a player of the Lakers and a new star of Staples. I understand that it is okay for me to wait until the offseason!
You don't have many roles, but I promise, absolutely, right, bright, eye-catching!And it can be done in a few days!
This will not affect your playing and competition, on the contrary, it will also improve your popularity.
You know, many NBA stars will choose to make guest appearances in movies. Players also need fame, don't they? "
Hearing his earnest words, Zhang Bolong thought for a while, but still refused: "But I don't have acting talent, I have never filmed these."
"unnecessary!"
Reitman yelled, "I saw you in the Taylor Swift video, you just have to be in it, really!
Your eyes seem to be able to speak, your damn handsome face alone is worth the audience's tickets!
I believe you are the perfect man for the leading role in my new movie!
Absolutely, perfectly, fit! "
Hearing the man's excitement, Zhang Bolong was also a little curious.
"Protagonist? What character design."
"Incredibly handsome, handsome and unrestrained, he is also a good basketball player. He is a man of the hour in school, and is loved by countless girls!"
"Hiss, don't tell me, it seems that it is indeed tailor-made for me..."
Zhang Bolong's eyes lit up.
"Then, he chose the rebellious and young heroine. The two tasted the forbidden fruit and had a relationship, but because there were no safety measures, they got pregnant unexpectedly and fell into confusion..."
"Um?!"
What the hell do you call this tailor-made?
Is there any misunderstanding about me, a good young man of this age?
Not all handsome guys are scumbags, okay?
"Don't worry, it's not as bad as you imagined, haha!"
Reitman quickly explained,
"As long as you are willing to play the role, you can also put forward your opinions on the script setting, and we will seriously consider it.
Although the behavior of this character sounds a little problematic, it will definitely be reasonable in the eyes of the audience, plus your appearance——
oh my god, I think this will be a very popular character! "
There was a brief silence on both ends of the phone.
"So, can you send me the script for a look?"
"Uh...Actually, it's almost finished."
"What am I-"
"Don't worry, don't worry! I've already thought up the big frame and the name, and the screenwriter is also polishing it. The movie is called "Juno"!"
"Pig your size...Juno?"
"Yes, Juno! This is also the name of the heroine, don't worry, Long, I will definitely find another cute little beauty to act with you!
Tsk tsk, just the two of you will be enough to lure the audience into... er no, into the movie theater. "
Although the director doesn't care much,
But Zhang Bolong has really heard of the movie "Juno".
It seems to be a comedy movie that reflects the problem of early pregnancy underage. He has no interest in this kind of subject, so he has never understood or watched it.
However, whether it is Lighthouse or Huaxia, this movie is very popular, at least the word of mouth is much stronger than "The King of Kung Fu"...
Reminiscent of Sissi's preparation and hard work for the Hollywood big screen, Zhang Bolong suddenly felt that it was not impossible for him to participate in the film.
Even if it is to help Sissy find the way first.
If he can really get some good reviews, then maybe he will have the opportunity to contract Sissi's leading role in the future...
He found a reason to convince himself.
"From the current point of view, I think this matter can be further communicated, but at least until the offseason, Altman, by then you can contact my agent Freeman."
Zhang Bolong's tone softened, which made Reitman very excited.
"Yes! No problem! The screenwriter is just starting to write the script anyway."
"...?"
"Well, I mean, glad you're willing to join, Dragon, you won't regret that decision!
Oh yes, my name is Reitman, Jason Reitman, thank you. "
"Okay, Ultraman."
……
After this somewhat funny episode,
The Lakers flew to Salt Lake City, the capital and largest city of Utah.
They will usher in a tough battle at the Energy Solutions Arena here, and compete with the league's No. [-] Jazz.
This vast, relaxing and forgettable city is located between the inland sea and the snow-topped peaks of 300 meters high.
Beauty is beauty, but for the players of the visiting team, the plateau environment here is the first test of endurance.
And what suffocates the players more than this plateau environment is the fanatical fans here.
They seemed to be trying to suck out what little oxygen was left on the plateau.
Old fans who have experienced the Yao Mai period probably still have a deep impression on these Salt Lake City fans.
In the energy solution arena, the Jazz fans in blue can always unite and drive the atmosphere of the home court crazily.
Dressed in uniform tones and screaming at the top of their lungs, this sense of oppression can even pass through the TV screen, making Huaxia fans on the other side of the ocean feel a strong shock.
Compared with Seattle, where there are even enthusiastic fans coming to pick up the airport, the Jazz fans besieging the airport are more enthusiastic.
It's just that they didn't come to pick up the plane, but seemed to hijack the plane...
"Kobe! Go back to Eagle County!"
"You will defile this sacred land!"
"Dragon, Deron will peel off your yellow skin like a banana!"
"My favorite food is corgi meat!"
"Huaxia get out of America!"
"Heretics get out of Utah!"
"Lakers suck!"
Zhang Bolong is still a gentleman, after all, he comes from a great country and a state of etiquette.
He smiled and waved to the fans,
only,
The outstretched hand stood upright, but it was a middle finger.
(End of this chapter)
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