Save the world from Luffy

Chapter 163 The opening of the small theater (sixth update)
(I made up what I owed yesterday, and I was exhausted. Yesterday Kawen stuck until 6 am, slept for 3 hours, and wrote until 11:[-] pm, and finally made up!! So can I ask for a ticket?

"I have something to say, please listen carefully."

"Let's go, I don't want to fight."

Luffy waved to an acquaintance at the front of the queue.

"Long time no see, Commander Tbone, how is Lieutenant General Dauberman?"

The startled T-bone rubbed his chin and hesitated.

"It's okay, I should be at the headquarters now, what's the matter?"

"Of course!"

Luffy came down from the air with his arms folded, and the skillful Yuebu stared at a group of people.

I have never seen anyone descending from the sky as if descending the stairs, and I have seen moon steps like a monkey jumping into the sky. I have never seen such tricks.

"It's a pity that Lieutenant Admiral Dauberman is not here. He is a very righteous navy. I admire him very much, but it doesn't matter if he isn't here."

"Everyone, be a witness to me."

"Keji, the second-class prosecutor of the World Government, shot and robbed me in public of the 60 billion Baileys I used to build new ships."

"Then the members of CP9 kidnapped my partner, robbed the 60 billion Baileys I had delivered to the shipyard, and robbed the shipyard's vault by the way, stole all the treasures inside, and passed my kidnapped Companion, put the blame on me."

"I'm not short of money, I can just buy whatever I want, why go to grab it, give money first, then grab it, and let people see it in the end?"

"No one would be that stupid."

"I'm very angry, so I came to Judicial Island to find an explanation. Judicial Island, I think there should be some reason."

"I accidentally eavesdropped on it before. Spandam, the chief of CP9, ordered all of this to be done. I came here to ask clearly why he can act recklessly and rob me of my hard-earned money."

"I, Luffy, am a reasonable person, so I will go to confront him in person later, and I ask everyone to be a witness."

"Okay, I've finished my words, let's take the first step."

Luffy patted his ass and stepped on the moon and slipped away. With Marian controlling the field, this group of people subconsciously regarded themselves as friends. Although they didn't realize it, their inner thoughts were biased toward Luffy. of.

All the navy and the black-clothed employees of the world's government looked at each other, chasing him. Luffy is too fast, so it's okay to stand still. What's the use of this concave shape?
Then they started whispering, and then it became a bustling place like a vegetable market.

Even Sauron and the others subconsciously vacated their seats as they passed by in a fair manner, and the arena was harmonious and peaceful, except for the unlucky gatekeepers of the first gate who were knocked out one by one, and fell asleep on the ground. .

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"The task of these five years has really worked hard for you."

"It's not just Nicole Robin, I didn't expect that even that nasty Carter Frame was captured together."

"Good job."

"After hearing such good news, everyone in the world will praise you. Do you know how proud I am now as the commander?!"

A group of CP9 agents were silent, with no response.

Spangdam, who was used to this scene, was not embarrassed and quietly changed the subject.

"That's right, that's right."

"It can't be said to be a reward for the success of your mission, I have a gift for you"

"But before that, let me meet them."

"Meet the hope of the world."

Pansdam propped his hands on the table, with an unstoppable smile on his face.

"Great~"

Luffy gave a thumbs up and mouthed silently.

"You are indeed my good friend."

Spandam returned a thumbs up, and the two made eye contact.

A group of CP9 members who were so shocked by the lightning that they were about to become incontinent collapsed on the ground, with disbelief and despair in their eyes.

Robin was lazily sitting in the soft chair, sharing the snacks and coffee brought by Luffy with Marion.

Although it was taken out in an indecent position, it didn't seem to have any strange smell.

Only Franky's eyes widened and he was at a loss. He could only cover his mouth without saying a word, and looked through a prepared dialogue brief under Robin's reminder.

About 1 minute ago.

Luffy broke into here with Marianne, and then kidnapped everyone without saying a word. After CP9 was settled, the full version of the yellow and green friend was printed on the back of Spandam.

Using the excuse of forgetting to turn off the radio bug after giving the order, all Spandam's words were heard by everyone on Judicial Island as it was, in order to make things less blunt.

Spandam's standard nonsense process still needs to be gone through.

Pretend to wait, and Robin and Franky have been escorted up, and our great showman Spandam began his speech again.

First, there was a smirk full of pride and sarcasm, and the soldiers who had confirmed that their parents must have forgotten to turn off the phone bug returned to normal, and "guarded against death" according to the previous instruction.

"I'm so happy. But it's a pity that people in the world may not know how respectable and great our job is.

By the time they know it, it may have been several years.
Let me say that the justice spoken by the old men in the current government is too naive, and the goal cannot be achieved without sacrifices. We have worked hard for the peace of all mankind until now.

And the foolish ones who stand in our way are sacrificed to the great peace.

Just like your idiot murloc master who refused to hand over the treasure honestly, it is only natural to be executed for the crime of betrayal of justice, but it is a pity that he built the sea train, so I had to resort to some tricks.

It's like borrowing a ship built by an apprentice to attack the fleet of Judiciary Island. Oh, it's been so many years, it's really interesting to think about it.

It was you who killed your master, Carter Frame, although I did a small favor, don't thank me too much.

Hahahaha~ I said no need to thank you, you were so moved that you cried, let me clean it up for you. "

There was a sound of punching and kicking, and a chubby CP9 member was kicked and punched by Spandam for a while. Frankie, who officially started to participate in the performance, hummed in a low voice, as if he wanted to pretend to be a beaten and silent tough guy.

Seeing this crappy acting, the big sister who hated iron and steel kicked her legs, and Franky, who was rolling on the ground with her butt and eggs between her buttocks, officially entered the play. Even through the phone bug, the miserable howling made people feel hairy Upside down.

"I forbid you to insult Mr. Tom!"

Humiliated with grief and anger, grief and anger with the pain of old wounds being opened, Franky, who was barely functional, shouted: It's because there are bastards like you in the world!
Then he bit Spandam's head, and the sound that came out was mixed with all kinds of familiar curses and shouts, as well as orders for rescue.

The people outside listened more seriously, and moved out the small benches one after another. The real hammer is their own chief, that's right, they can see the familiar car rollover scene almost every day.

"It would have been nice if I had known that you were still alive earlier, and I could have arrested you casually with the crimes you committed before. On the contrary, your senior brother Bingshan is a smart man who integrated the capital of seven waters and established a deal with the World Government. , so that I can't just accuse him of crimes.

But ah, fortune has turned to my side, just when I was impatient and wanted to be tough, good news came from General Aokiji.

It was said that Nico Robin got on the Straw Hat Adventure Group's ship and headed for the Capital of Seven Waters.

I drank a cup of coffee to calm myself down, and then compiled all the situations, including the Demon Slaying Order, into the battle plan.

"Ahahaha, I am indeed a genius, everything is as I planned.

look!The two people who are the key to compounding ancient weapons are now with me.

Hey hey hey, do you understand?Lady luck has been on my side. "

While continuously pumping air, he let out obscene hey sounds, Spandam's acting skills were several steps higher than the realist Frankie.

The soldiers who were eating melons outside couldn't help feeling a little disgusted.

"As long as I want, I can control the power of any big country, and it is now in my hands."

The rampant laughter revealed hysterical excitement, and the soldiers who ate melons no longer lost their appetites, and now they felt a little uncomfortable in their stomachs, and they became more and more disgusting.

The belated protagonist Robin inserted his lines at this time: "Why did Aokiji give you the authority to kill the demon?"

A commentary question interrupted Spandham's laughter.

"Oh?"

It seemed to be a low-pitched voice, followed by the sound of hurried footsteps, and the fist hit someone, making a crisp sound, followed by a well-timed painful whimper.

The fat and spherical CP9 agent innocently glanced at his white belly, his mouth was closed by the zipper, and he couldn't make a sound.

Robin, a real acting actress, vividly interprets a weak and weak woman. Although there are only a few syllables, a vivid picture has already appeared in people's minds.

Spandam gasped heavily, and then shouted angrily: "Don't ask me any questions, you rude fellow!"

"What happened to the Admiral? Hehehe~hahahaha~"

The suppressed laughter was eerie.

"It's a waste to put the Demon Slaughter Order in their hands. He should thank me well."

"The navy is just a disobedient dog. I was the one pulling their collar. How do you think I got the authority to kill the Demon Slayer Order? No matter how strong he is, can he be strong enough to become the enemy of this world?"

"If I master ancient weapons, I will master the world."

"I am the world!"

"You have to thank me, Nicole Robin, if I hadn't discovered the value of your existence, you would be worthless now."

"You have to thank me well!"

The audience was a little bit imaginative about the tearing sound of "swish", but the screams of pain mixed in it made people gnash their teeth.

It seemed that he had been grabbed by his hair and slashed hard, Spandam spit, and with the sound of the soles of his shoes rubbing against his flesh, his words sounded again.

"Nicole Robin, an unknown daughter with O'Hara blood from the Demon Land.

Listen well, next you will endure the pain that is worse than death, I advise you to be prepared, it will be the despair you have never experienced before.

Of course, I am a kind and virtuous person. "

Robin raised his leg, Franky's face turned pale, and he immediately waved his hand. Gritting his teeth, he reached out and patted his little brother, and then came the moment of realistic interpretation.

The sound of steel being dismantled was clearly audible, but the audience didn't know why Franky was crying.

"Do you think I can't do anything to you if you transform yourself into a half-human, half-machine?"

There was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, and the rustling sound of pages being turned was subtle but could be heard.

"Cyborgs should be very tenacious in life. I have never seen anyone who can swim in molten steel. I hope your performance will be exciting enough. Maybe other parts of your body will melt and freeze, and the rest of your head will be able to swim." live."

"I will take good care of you, even if you are useless now."

There was a friction sound of pulling hair and dragging the body, and Spandam was whispering.

"Come on, translate, translate, translate, what is TM's surprise."

"What a surprise to translate TM!"

"Translate it for me, what is TM's surprise."

The bang bang bang was head-on-slate, a merciless blow, and Robin's painful whimpers were heart-wrenching, but the audience couldn't do anything about it.

"Have you seen this phone bug? If you dare to resist me, guess what will happen to your most cherished friends."

"It's the first time I've seen it. This is the Demon-Slaying Order. As soon as I press it, that straw hat boy"

With a clear sound of broken glass, Spandam's words were cut off, and Luffy's gnashing of teeth suppressing his anger could be heard clearly.

"It's all here, bastards, how about we start to settle accounts?"

(End of this chapter)