Save the world from Luffy

Chapter 135: Is Santa Claus Here? (Today's portion 12)
(I owe two updates today, and I will make up later. I will sort out the following plots. There are a lot of things to reconfirm and modify. Please bear with me, fathers!)
"When?"

"When did he come?"

The figure accompanied by the falling thunder sat leisurely on the ground, and even disliked the rough golden bowls that Lu Fei made with bare hands, and made a few more exquisite ones with Lei Metallurgy and threw them away.

"As a god, on this empty island, who can hide from God's research."

"This guy has been eavesdropping there for a long time, and you just didn't find out."

Compared with Enelu's speech that was full of religious sticks, Luffy's words were easier to understand when he opened his mouth. People from Sandia were less well-educated, so don't speak too complicatedly.

Being bitten by Luffy, Enelu showed a trace of displeasure on his face.

"Here, your soup."

The thick white soup is soaked with tender and fragrant dog meat. Except for some necessary spices, there are no extra ingredients. The god who was a little unhappy a second ago took the soup bowl and wiped away his previous displeasure. color.

"It seems that you and your companions are very interesting."

"God's side is in need of such talents to serve. Let's pursue the infinite earth with me. You should take it easy!"

"Don't talk while eating."

Luffy glanced at Enel, he had already finished three bowls of No.20, seeing the broth in the giant golden pot disappear visibly to the naked eye, everyone shut their mouths and concentrated on eating and drinking.

"Hiccup~"

A group of people clutched their stomachs and put down their soup bowls contentedly.

"Since the banquet to welcome the gods is over, the game will continue, and there are still three minutes left."

"Let's fight, only the last five people here can go to the infinite land with me."

"Cook, I specifically allow you to follow me, under the grace of God"

"Not interested in."

Sanji was dragging the other half of the dog meat into pieces and putting it into the pot, preparing to cook another pot. A big dog whose weight is measured in tons cannot be stewed in one pot.

The captain, who only moistened his lips, was still waiting for food. As a male mother, Sanji was still very responsible in taking care of his children.

"You want to take my cook away?"

Lu Fei put down the bright as new soup bowl in his hand, grabbed Enilo's two earlobes, and questioned murderously.

Electric light overflowed from Enelu's pinched body, and the violent thunder and lightning had already caused the black man to explode. However, the hand that tightly grasped the earlobe did not loosen at all.

"As a mortal, you do have something to be proud of. It is their honor for those trash to die at your hands."

"I thought you could be one of my followers too."

"God's Might"

"Bang~"

Luffy clapped his palms and smoothed his frizzy hair with water.

"Come here!"

A slap shattered Enilu's chattering head, and Lu Fei stepped on the moon and hooked his fingers at him.

The figure turned into plasma easily returned to its original state without the slightest damage.

"You simply don't understand that it is impossible for a mortal to hurt a god."

Enilu, who also came to the sky, stretched out his hand, and a golden rod wrapped in lightning fell into his hand.

The little thief cat's eyes suddenly widened.

"Luffy! This stick is mine!"

Nami who rolled up her sleeves should be a different person, maybe others can't see it, but Luffy can see Nami's invisible aura that is more fierce than the explosion of thunder.

Probably my mother gave Nami the BUFF, the trigger condition is those shiny, very valuable gold jewelry
It's a pity that the little thief cat can't fly, otherwise Enilo would have been torn alive by her now.

probably.
Sanji's cauldron started boiling again. There is a special thing about the cuisine in the pirate world. As long as the fire is big enough and strong enough, whether it is barbecue or soup, the food can be cooked quickly, eliminating the need for a long process. waiting.

Seeing the boiling soup turn white quickly and the rich aroma rising again, someone Lu suddenly felt a little bit reluctant.

If I really started a war with Enel, the scope might be a bit large, and I had to pull the monsters away. Except for Sauron, my friends had the power to fight, and no one else could deal with this natural devil fruit ability user.

When this guy falls down with lightning, it will cause headaches.

What's more, the most dangerous thing is not Enel.

Gritting his teeth and stomping his feet, there was at least a minute or two before the soup was ready, Luffy strengthened his belief.

"Come here! Earlobe monster."

Putting on a mocking face, Luffy ticked his little finger, trying to start drawing hatred.

"Except for those Shandians who didn't eat, everyone else should be full. Sanji shouldn't be so generous with the treat."

Thinking constantly in his mind, Luffy shouted provocatively again.

"Come here if you have the ability!"

"Oh! Son, your father is here."

The breeze blew past Luffy's ears, bringing a piece of bad news.

Although Lu Fei's ridicule teased his nerves, Enilo did not move, but frowned slightly.

"Are you a new participant?"

"Yah ha ha ha"

"It's better if it's more lively."

"but now"

The golden stick beat the thunder drum.

"3000 million volts Thunderbird!"

The thunder that shot out from the thunder drum condensed into a phoenix-like Thunderbird, which spread its wings more than ten meters long, and the Thunderbird rushed straight with the ear-piercing roar of thunder.

The thundercloud in the sky struck down a lightning that was not under the control of Enel, and the newborn thundercloud was controlled by Enel in an instant, but it was too late.

The Thunder smashed the Thunderbird, and as a capable user of the Thunder Fruit, his own attack was shattered by the Thunder. One can imagine the anger in his heart.

"smell good."

The howling wind made people unable to open their eyes, and the thunderclouds all over the sky were driven away in an instant.

An uncle with shoe prints on his face came here with an old man riding a bird.

"Thank you for leading the way, otherwise it would be quite troublesome for me to find it myself."

"Brat, is this the chef you're showing off to me? It's a good job."

"Is the soup ready? Give me a bowl."

Sanji was stunned, the bonfire for cooking the soup was blown into flames by the wind, and the thick white soup was obviously ready to come out of the pot.

"you are?"

Sanji asked cautiously, although this uncle who doesn't look like a good person has a blunt and friendly smile on his face, it still makes people feel creepy.

"He's my father."

Luffy snapped his nose, left Enilo behind and came to Dad's side, and then picked up the golden pot.

"Ton ton ton."

"Hiccup~"

Looking at Luffy with a satisfied face, a kind uncle suddenly reached out and patted Luffy's head.

"As expected of my good son, he can still leave a bowl for my father."

"Ahahaha~ Of course, of course."

Luffy shifted his gaze guiltily, and then pulled Nami to him.

"I'm going to fight, you and Nami talk first, look at the place, we have to find gold later."

Waved his hands to create a vacuum-filled hurricane barrier, and Long, who threw his bastard son out, started chatting with Nami with a somewhat blunt and kind smile.

The small gifts that were constantly being taken out instantly made the uncle the most popular boss in the Straw Hat Adventure Group.

"This is a national treasure that destroyed a kingdom. It is known as a fairyland where petals never fade. I heard that this Emerald Dream bracelet can give people the magic power to freeze their age. Little Nami, don't be polite to your uncle."

"If my brat dares to make you angry, just tell my uncle."

Little Nami tremblingly took over a delicate bracelet that shone with a soft green light of life, her eyes were a little dazed.

"This is an ancient scroll I found by accident, a lost collection that O'Hara didn't include, the Dead Sea Documents."

Robin carefully held the severely worn parchment, his eyes shining, and he stroked it cautiously while suppressing his excitement.

"This is a little gift for you, Michita."

Long pettingly stroked the hair of the little loli who was not growing up.

"You will definitely become a very good painter. Uncle doesn't know how to draw. Uncle made this set of drawing boards and brushes himself. I hope you like it."

The drawing board and paintbrush are light and strong, and are polished from fresh horns of the most noble overlord "Sea Dragon" among the sea kings, and they are specially polished according to Mikita's hand shape, which fits perfectly.

Dragon, who had long wanted to be his daughter, treated Mikita's gift most seriously. He went to the sea to hunt and polish it himself, pouring his heart and soul into it.

"Sauron!"

"exist!"

The swordsman trembled all over, this kind-looking uncle was by no means as harmless as he appeared in front of him, the swordsman saw a terrifying giant dragon snorting and calling for a storm.

"I originally wanted to snatch Yan Mo and give it to you, but the old man in Wano Country is a bit stingy, and the time is too tight, so you can go and get it yourself. The words of He Dao are in your hands, and Yan Mo should also belongs to you."

"You should use this chrysanthemum one first. It is also a powerful sword. It is worthy of you."

"This"

"Take it."

Putting the sword in his hand into Sauron's arms, Long took out another small package from his arms.

"Although I have met your dad, he doesn't seem to be as smart as you, Usopp, this is a newly developed continuous-fire gun by Xihai. Just play with a slingshot or something. Real men still have to use this."

"Really! Thank you, uncle!"

Usopp was holding a short gun with a distinctive shape and his eyes were shining.

As a ship's doctor and cute pet, little Chopper received a set of portable medical equipment and a large bag of his favorite marshmallows of different flavors. There was also a bag hanging around the little turkey's neck. It is said that eating it will make him grow faster. Quick wonder food.

Sanji, who seemed to be forgotten, blinked his eyes in doubt, and then a secret word came from his ear.

"This is a note left by a legendary strongman who lost contact with whoring. It's in the menu folder. Don't spread it outside. If too many people know about it, it won't work."

He solemnly took the heavy "[-] Ingredients and Cooking Encyclopedia That Can Be Eaten Without the Head" in his hand, Sanji clenched his fist and hammered his chest, and nodded earnestly with tears in his eyes.

Although the relative value of the gifts is different, they are all gifts specially selected for them. None of the crew members who were hit by the G-spot will feel inappropriate.

Even if the things harvested may not be as valuable as others, they are incomparably precious in their hearts.

After giving the presents and harvesting a large wave of favorability, Long looked up at the sky. Enil's lightning could not penetrate the hurricane barrier isolated by the vacuum layer. Luffy was struck by lightning while seducing Enil to stay away. remains.

"What a stain, you brat."

Long curled his lips in distaste, he could see at a glance the strength of this guy who possessed the thunder fruit but only relied on the ability of the devil fruit.

"Are you afraid of destroying the ruins if I'm here? Are you looking down on your father!"

From a long distance, the words were clearly stuffed into Luffy's ears.

"Two hundred million volts Thor!"

Even if the giant thunder giant is far away from the ruins, the scattered lightning can still hit the ruins.

"I'm afraid that he will touch the ruins?"

Luffy picked out his ears that were buzzing from the thunder.

"I'm afraid that you will be killed by me accidentally."

Struggling to be hit by the electric shock to a nine-point familiarity, he ran to a further position against the Thunderbolt Luffy, and a huge scroll appeared in his hand.

(End of this chapter)