Chapter 47

Ye Ze staggered to a big table, and the people around were a little afraid that he would be overwhelmed by this big pig's hoof.

Several people came forward to help and finally put the whole big pig's trotter on the table.

After Ye Ze put the big pig's trotters away, he found a few pieces of paper on the table, wiped the sesame oil on his hands, turned his head and said happily: "Little Robin, look at the gift I brought you , a big pig's trotter!!"

Nicole Robin, who was in a depressed mood, moved a small stool, stepped on it, and looked at the big pig's trotter curiously: "Ye Ze, where did you get such a big pig's trotter?" .

Ye Ze put his hands on his waist and said proudly: "You still remember that a big wild boar attacked us from the forest before.

I caught the big wild boar from the back, and then I gave it some ideological education, and finally it got a full realization. In order to warn itself not to make such a mistake again, it chopped off its own hands.

But based on the principle of not wasting, I took this pig's trotter away, and then cooked it. Are you surprised by my craftsmanship? "

Dr. Croba: _?
Nicole Robin: (||_)
……

Dr. Keluoba looked at the length of this pig's trotter and speculated: "Leaf! This wild boar is at least three meters in size. How did you get it?"

The people around were also surprised to see Ye Ze when they heard what Dr. Keluoba said.

Ye Ze drew out a big knife somewhere, and said to everyone with glowing eyes, "I told you that I chopped up that wild boar myself! Do you still think I captured it?"

Dr. Keluoba looked at the brat in front of him, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "No! We all understand the truth.

But I can't figure out how a wild boar chops his hand with a knife, can you tell me? ".

Ye Ze: "..."

At this moment, Ye Ze took a breath, and now he realized that he seemed to have underestimated the wisdom of these scholars.

They actually thought of such a key point that he himself couldn't think of.

"Is this because their IQs are too high, or his own IQ is too low?" Ye Ze took a breath and thought to himself.

"How do I know, do you believe it or not? Maybe someone will use their tail to pick up a knife!" Ye Ze said a bit rascally.

"Where is that knife!? How did that knife come about!" Dr. Keluoba broke the casserole and asked the end. Regarding this strange phenomenon, he still felt the need to understand it.

After all, after studying knowledge for most of his life, it was the first time he heard of a pig that could pick up a knife and chop its hands.

Because compared to Ye Ze himself being able to defeat the wild boar, Dr. Keluoba believed that the wild boar chopped his hands with a knife.

After Ye Ze cut the meat from the big pig's trotter into several plates, he handed a plate to Nicole Robin.

I also picked up a large piece of pig's trotter and ate it there, and my mouth was full of oil.

Dr. Keluoba walked to Ye Ze's side and patted him on the shoulder, and said seriously: "As a scholar, I think it is necessary for me to ask what's going on!"

"Eat your big pig's trotters, you talk so much!!" Ye Ze grabbed a piece of big pig's trotters on the plate and stuffed it directly into Dr. Keluoba's mouth: "I don't know how your scholars' heads grow. Yes, there is such a big pig's trotter here, you don't want to eat it up, and you are still thinking about how it came here."

Dr. Keluoba was gagged by Ye Ze's large piece of pig's trotter, and could only make a choked up sound, "Mmm, um (↗), um (↖)".

With the change of his own pronunciation, the expression on Dr. Keluoba's face slowly changed to a look of enjoyment at first.

"Yes! Doctor, what Ye Zi said is also reasonable. This may be an unsolved mystery. If you think about it so much, it may be cold like a big pig's hoof!"

"It doesn't taste good when it's cold, so let's think about it carefully after we're full!"

"Leaves, what do you think?"

……

Ye Ze picked up a large piece of pig's trotter and ate it there, when he heard someone tell him to turn his head, and there was lard all over his small mouth, he said in amazement: "Of course I see with my eyes!
Also, I am a little confused, why do I have such a nickname - Ye Zi? "

A plump female archaeologist was holding a bottle of fruit wine, leaned close to him and blew into his ear, "Little brother, of course Ye Zi is a more fluent name, hahaha..."

Ye Ze smelled a strange milk scent, very calmly raised his hand and touched his nose, raised his eyebrows, and stared at his hand with wide eyes.

"Wow! I'm going to—really have a nosebleed."

The female archaeologist lowered her head and wanted to continue teasing the child, only to find that Ye Ze was holding her nose, and the nosebleeds were continuously gushing out.

"Yezi, what's wrong with you." The female archaeologist anxiously took some toilet paper from the table and covered Ye Ze's nose.

Ye Ze took the few pieces of paper and stuffed them up his nostrils, kept a certain distance from the plump female archaeologist, blocked her with his hands and said, "It's okay, I've been a little angry recently."

"Is it really like this?" The female archaeologist's very enchanting twisting body leaned towards Ye Ze with the evil in her chest.

Ye Ze, who had finally stuffed his nostrils with paper, suddenly spewed out nosebleeds and covered his nose with one hand: "Okay, I'm really fine, but if you come over, maybe I really will have some blood." die before you."

"Hahaha... Grace, stop teasing Ye Zi, this brat is just a little pervert."

"Yeah, this kid will definitely be great when he grows up!"

The people around were amused by the scene in front of them, raising their glasses of wine and laughing.

"Okay, everyone, hurry up and get rid of this big pig's trotter!

At that time, there will be a big cake to eat, and there will be some fruits in it. Thinking about how difficult my task is! "

Ye Ze wiped the nosebleed from his face with his hands, and said solemnly.

Nicole Robin nudged Ye Ze on the shoulder and said shyly, "Hey—Ye Ze, do you like girls with big breasts very much?"

"It's okay!" Ye Ze glanced at the female archaeologist secretly from the corner of his eye, with a smirk on his face.

Seeing him like this, Nicole Robin already had an answer in her heart, she lowered her head and looked at her own chest in frustration.

 Little Robin grows up to be a goddess hahahaha...~\(≧▽≦)/~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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