Illusionist in Pirates

Chapter 122 Healing the Golden Lion

Kozuki Oden led the Red Sheath Nine Heroes to attack Kaido and Heitan Orochi, and started a seemingly tragic war.

In the sky, the clown was sitting on the edge of a white cloud, holding up the telescope in his hand, looking down.

"Yes, good job, go, that's it!! Cut him, cut him!"

Beside him, Golden Lion looked at him with a strange look, "I thought you and Kozuki Oden could be regarded as good brothers."

"Ah, no, no, it's Bucky who is his good brother, not the clown!" The clown said with a smile as he turned the binoculars in his hand.

Golden Lion curled his lips and raised his vigilance against clowns in his heart. This dual personality is really perverted enough, and it's almost as if he doesn't recognize his relatives when he turns his face.

Immediately, the Golden Lion asked, "You called me over and told me that you could help me take the rudder off my head. What exactly are you trying to do? Isn't it to help Kozuki Oden?"

"Help Kozuki Oden, why should I help him?" A vicious smile appeared on the clown's face.

"I never liked it, a failed work!"

"To be honest, this guy has been a complete failure since he was designed by Oda."

"It is said that when the moon is full, it will lose money, and when the water is full, it will overflow. Obviously, Oda doesn't know this truth."

"I want to design him as a perfect person, but he is a loser and a dead man. I want to highlight his character, but in the end he belittles his IQ. In this contradictory situation, he can only be a weird The failed product was admired by future generations."

"However, I can't blame the author. After all, it's Wano Country. It's normal to have a preference. It's just that some force is too strong, the setting is too strong, and it doesn't end well in the end."

The golden lion was inexplicable and confused.But the clown was a lunatic, and he didn't pay much attention to the meaning of the clown's words, he just asked.

"Then what do you want me to do?"

"Don't worry." The clown shook his head, then spoke suddenly. "Your domineering look is useless, right?"

Shi Ji's pupils shrank slightly, he snorted coldly, and did not answer.

"Among all the surviving pirates of the Rocks Pirates, you are actually the youngest except for the trainee crew member Kaido. Now you are only 48 years old."

"At this age, it stands to reason that your strength should even be on the rise, but you have never caused any major incidents in the New World, because your strength has begun to decline."

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!" The golden lion laughed wildly, but a sharp light shot out from his eyes. "Yes, my strength was greatly affected because of the injury on my head."

"So what do you want to do when you say this? You don't think that I, the golden lion, will be threatened by you?"

"No, no, no, no," the clown shook his head and stretched out his hand, "It's just a small deal. If you agree, I'll help you take off the rudder right now."

"How do you want to help me take off the rudder?" Golden Lion asked with narrowed eyes.

"Well," the clown reached out and took off his head, scratched it twice, and pulled out a phone bug.

With a light tap of his finger, the entire phone bug was immediately broken into dozens of pieces.

"Ah!! SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, what's the matter with you? I'm your best friend Pai Daxing!!" Tears flowed from the clown's head immediately, because he was holding his head upside down at this time, so the tears flowed along The eyelids flowed to the forehead, looking both funny and eerie.

However, the golden lion's expression remained unchanged, quietly watching the clown's performance.Let the clown feel a little dull.

"Oh, I forgot, this is your cube cutting jump, you always like to scare your best friend so much." Said lazily, the clown moved a little more, and the whole phone bug was put back into its original shape.

"Ah! SpongeBob has turned into a phone bug!" Golden Lion's eyes widened suddenly, with a look of surprise on his face.

"Pfft, hahahahaha, SpongeBob SquarePants has turned into a phone bug!!? Master Jin, you are such a funny genius." The clown immediately covered his stomach and laughed.

The head is laughing wildly, but the body is clutching the stomach and rolling. The current image of the clown seems to be in a supernatural studio.

But the clown didn't think much of it.He felt that he loved this strange world to death.The wonderful audience here can always use some special methods to poke his laugh.Although his laugh point is not high.

After the clown wiped away the tears from his laughter and put his head back in place, the golden lion also returned to his serious expression.

"So, you are going to use the shattered fruit to remove the rudder from my head?"

"Yes, of course, this is actually a little bit dangerous. For example, I may accidentally press your eyes on your buttocks, or press your mouth behind your head."

"Or remove part of your brain tissue and transform you into my fighting machine? I'll call you Shioumaru from now on, hahaha!"

While laughing wildly, the clown uttered terrible language, enough to dissuade anyone from seeking him for treatment.

"Hmph, who do you think this old man is? This old man is a golden lion!" Shi Ji sneered and said, "Now, you can start the treatment!"

"Oh, I think you should apologize to Whitebeard, because you didn't pay him a patent fee when you said that." The clown was still muttering something that no one could understand, and then suddenly stretched out his hand, Shiki patted lightly on the head.

Shi Ji's eyes widened, and he forcibly suppressed the idea of ​​avoiding or using armed domineering defense.

Knowledge color domineering clearly felt the terrifying power contained in the clown's hands.That power actually made him feel like he was facing Whitebeard's shaking fruit.

With a bang, the golden lion's head exploded like a watermelon and split into seven or eight petals. Shi Ji felt his world spinning for a while, and his two eyes saw different scenery.

"Ah! The Headless Horseman!" The golden lion looked at his body with eyes that fell to the ground, and suddenly said again.

"Well, although there is no head, there is no horse either. I don't think this is a real headless horseman." The clown rested his chin on one hand, carefully looked at the body and head of the golden lion, and said solemnly.

"And the Headless Horseman's head is a complete body, but your current head has been broken into eight pieces. After I glue your head back together, maybe I can call you a braised lion's head?"

While talking, the clown reached out and picked up a rudder from the ground. Half of the rudder was made of ordinary wood, and the other half showed a dark red color, which even looked a little purple and black, exuding a thick bloody smell.

The clown took the rudder and compared it to his head a few times, then nodded seriously: "With this thing, it really looks like a rooster."

(End of this chapter)