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Chapter 98 Meeting Tony for the First Time (Modified)
Chapter 98 Meeting Tony for the First Time (Modified)
"Tony Stark?"
Abner looked at his mustache, which was wrapped in a thick layer of steel plates and buried in the yellow sand, and asked directly in an affirmative voice.
"American? New York?"
It seemed that Abner was from New York from his accent, so Tony raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Yes! Mr. Stark, it seems that your condition is not very good. Would you like me to pull you out?"
"Oh~ thank you!"
Looking at Tony Stark who crawled out of the sandpit, the future Iron Man, he didn't have a trace of his previous vigor, but looked tired and depressed, and his figure was also staggering in a trance.
"Where is this place?"
"The desert in southwestern Afghanistan, where exactly..."
Abner shrugged at Tony and spread his hands with a helpless expression.
"Fuck, I think I need a phone!"
After Tony Stark finished speaking, he looked at Abner with expectant eyes, and Abner spread his hands helplessly...
"Damn it, do you still live in a primitive society, wandering in the desert without a communication device, how did you survive!"
"Unfortunately, Mr. Tony, I seem to have a better life than you."
"What the hell, these sons of bitches!"
Tony turned his head and cursed in a low voice, then followed Abner helplessly.
The yellow sand in the desert is soft and easy to sink. When you step on it, half of your calf will be submerged in the yellow sand. Therefore, it is extremely difficult for Tony behind Abner to walk with one deep foot and one shallow foot, and it is extremely exhausting. .
Tony Stark didn't notice it at first, but after he almost fell down again, he suddenly realized that every step of the stranger walking in front of him seemed to be measured with a ruler, exactly the same .
Moreover, walking on the soft sand was effortless and seemed extremely relaxed.
"Hi, what's your name?"
"Abner! Abner Perez!"
"Abner? Alright Abner! Why are you here?"
Facing Tony's doubts, Abner turned his head and smiled.
"I just came back from a practice tour in the Sahara Desert, and I saw the news that you were kidnapped in Afghanistan from the newspaper, so I came to Afghanistan to have a look and travel by the way."
"I didn't expect my luck to be so good."
"Well... your hobbies are awesome, almost as cool as mine."
……
After the two chatted nonsense, they finally got to know each other a little better.
If the distant memory in Abner's mind is correct, in the original plot, Tony Stark seemed to be rescued from the desert not long after landing by his good friend James Roddy. out.
But obviously, this is not the movie world, and Abner didn't see any sign of the plane approaching the sky until the night fell.
Tony, behind Abner, was already on the verge of collapse.
Before working day and night, I made my own steel armor with fear, and then I went through a fierce battle to escape from the cage, and finally I was able to walk behind me in this difficult desert for several hours. I have to say that this This amount of perseverance is not something ordinary people can have.
Therefore, Abner found a sandy slope sheltered from the wind as a campsite. Shortly after lighting the campfire, Tony ate a few mouthfuls of dry food that Abner carried, then lay down in the sand and fell into a deep sleep...
And Abner looked at the sleeping Tony and fell into long-term thinking.
Tony Stark is the future Iron Man, or has already become Iron Man, and is also the president of Stark Industries. One of the pillars of the future Avengers is undoubtedly a thick thigh.
Moreover, this thigh is made of golden gold. Forging a good relationship when he is in trouble is undoubtedly a good deal with huge profits.
This time I came to Afghanistan on a whim, and it is undoubtedly the right time...
……
In the middle of the night, Tony Stark woke up with shocks and chills.
Pulling himself out from the sand, he saw that the bonfire beside him had long been extinguished, and Abner, not far away from him, had his hands crossed on the ground and supported his head, like a snoring tiger.
With the ups and downs of the spine, the sand grains under the ground suddenly jumped up and down.
Ok……
ho...
The ups and downs are very regular, and looking at Abner lying on the ground, Tony seems to have really seen a tiger for a while, with a unique charm all over his body.
Just when Tony was fascinated, he saw Abner's eyes open, and suddenly two cold lights swept out from his eyes, piercing Tony's eyes with tears streaming down.
"This...this is so amazing, Abner, do you know? I just saw you as a tiger. What is this?"
"This is the ancient internal training secret method passed down from Huaguo - Hubao Leiyin. After long-term practice, you can continuously improve your physical fitness."
"Secret... method... Is this the legendary Chinese kung fu, just like the one in the King of Fighters competition?"
"Abner, how about teaching me this secret... method!"
In response to Tony's words, Abner closed his eyes.
"Go to sleep Tony, you need to save more energy. I can feel that there will be a huge sandstorm sweeping across the entire desert tomorrow, and it seems that some of your friends will also follow."
But it was obvious that Tony Stark did not listen to Abner's words.
"Abner, teach me this Chinese Kung Fu!"
"I can exchange US dollars, luxury cars, and villas with you!"
"And I still have a lot of calls from beauties. Do you like taller ones? Sexier ones? Or plump ones?"
A few hours of sleep obviously restored Tony's energy a lot. Seeing him finally chattering and promising benefits, he approached Abner's side and touched Abner's heaving spine.
"Ah..."
Tony Stark felt a pain like an electric shock, the scenery in front of him was shaking, and he flew upside down a few meters away, and landed heavily on the sand.
"Mr. Tony, this is the first time. You won't be so lucky the second time!"
Abner continued to close his eyes, and said coldly.
But Abner obviously underestimated Tony Stark's status as an adventurer. He did not touch Abner again, but some sundries beside him did throw on Abner one after another.
First it was a small dead branch, then some gravel, and then it turned into a rag on clothes...
And Tony Stark looked at the vibration of Abner's body excitedly, while nodding thoughtfully.
When a gerbil was thrown from Tony Stark's hand and landed on him, Abner couldn't hold it anymore!
"Mr. Tony! I think it's time for you to rest!"
With a bang, Tony Stark fell softly on the sand, and the whole world fell silent...
(End of this chapter)
"Tony Stark?"
Abner looked at his mustache, which was wrapped in a thick layer of steel plates and buried in the yellow sand, and asked directly in an affirmative voice.
"American? New York?"
It seemed that Abner was from New York from his accent, so Tony raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Yes! Mr. Stark, it seems that your condition is not very good. Would you like me to pull you out?"
"Oh~ thank you!"
Looking at Tony Stark who crawled out of the sandpit, the future Iron Man, he didn't have a trace of his previous vigor, but looked tired and depressed, and his figure was also staggering in a trance.
"Where is this place?"
"The desert in southwestern Afghanistan, where exactly..."
Abner shrugged at Tony and spread his hands with a helpless expression.
"Fuck, I think I need a phone!"
After Tony Stark finished speaking, he looked at Abner with expectant eyes, and Abner spread his hands helplessly...
"Damn it, do you still live in a primitive society, wandering in the desert without a communication device, how did you survive!"
"Unfortunately, Mr. Tony, I seem to have a better life than you."
"What the hell, these sons of bitches!"
Tony turned his head and cursed in a low voice, then followed Abner helplessly.
The yellow sand in the desert is soft and easy to sink. When you step on it, half of your calf will be submerged in the yellow sand. Therefore, it is extremely difficult for Tony behind Abner to walk with one deep foot and one shallow foot, and it is extremely exhausting. .
Tony Stark didn't notice it at first, but after he almost fell down again, he suddenly realized that every step of the stranger walking in front of him seemed to be measured with a ruler, exactly the same .
Moreover, walking on the soft sand was effortless and seemed extremely relaxed.
"Hi, what's your name?"
"Abner! Abner Perez!"
"Abner? Alright Abner! Why are you here?"
Facing Tony's doubts, Abner turned his head and smiled.
"I just came back from a practice tour in the Sahara Desert, and I saw the news that you were kidnapped in Afghanistan from the newspaper, so I came to Afghanistan to have a look and travel by the way."
"I didn't expect my luck to be so good."
"Well... your hobbies are awesome, almost as cool as mine."
……
After the two chatted nonsense, they finally got to know each other a little better.
If the distant memory in Abner's mind is correct, in the original plot, Tony Stark seemed to be rescued from the desert not long after landing by his good friend James Roddy. out.
But obviously, this is not the movie world, and Abner didn't see any sign of the plane approaching the sky until the night fell.
Tony, behind Abner, was already on the verge of collapse.
Before working day and night, I made my own steel armor with fear, and then I went through a fierce battle to escape from the cage, and finally I was able to walk behind me in this difficult desert for several hours. I have to say that this This amount of perseverance is not something ordinary people can have.
Therefore, Abner found a sandy slope sheltered from the wind as a campsite. Shortly after lighting the campfire, Tony ate a few mouthfuls of dry food that Abner carried, then lay down in the sand and fell into a deep sleep...
And Abner looked at the sleeping Tony and fell into long-term thinking.
Tony Stark is the future Iron Man, or has already become Iron Man, and is also the president of Stark Industries. One of the pillars of the future Avengers is undoubtedly a thick thigh.
Moreover, this thigh is made of golden gold. Forging a good relationship when he is in trouble is undoubtedly a good deal with huge profits.
This time I came to Afghanistan on a whim, and it is undoubtedly the right time...
……
In the middle of the night, Tony Stark woke up with shocks and chills.
Pulling himself out from the sand, he saw that the bonfire beside him had long been extinguished, and Abner, not far away from him, had his hands crossed on the ground and supported his head, like a snoring tiger.
With the ups and downs of the spine, the sand grains under the ground suddenly jumped up and down.
Ok……
ho...
The ups and downs are very regular, and looking at Abner lying on the ground, Tony seems to have really seen a tiger for a while, with a unique charm all over his body.
Just when Tony was fascinated, he saw Abner's eyes open, and suddenly two cold lights swept out from his eyes, piercing Tony's eyes with tears streaming down.
"This...this is so amazing, Abner, do you know? I just saw you as a tiger. What is this?"
"This is the ancient internal training secret method passed down from Huaguo - Hubao Leiyin. After long-term practice, you can continuously improve your physical fitness."
"Secret... method... Is this the legendary Chinese kung fu, just like the one in the King of Fighters competition?"
"Abner, how about teaching me this secret... method!"
In response to Tony's words, Abner closed his eyes.
"Go to sleep Tony, you need to save more energy. I can feel that there will be a huge sandstorm sweeping across the entire desert tomorrow, and it seems that some of your friends will also follow."
But it was obvious that Tony Stark did not listen to Abner's words.
"Abner, teach me this Chinese Kung Fu!"
"I can exchange US dollars, luxury cars, and villas with you!"
"And I still have a lot of calls from beauties. Do you like taller ones? Sexier ones? Or plump ones?"
A few hours of sleep obviously restored Tony's energy a lot. Seeing him finally chattering and promising benefits, he approached Abner's side and touched Abner's heaving spine.
"Ah..."
Tony Stark felt a pain like an electric shock, the scenery in front of him was shaking, and he flew upside down a few meters away, and landed heavily on the sand.
"Mr. Tony, this is the first time. You won't be so lucky the second time!"
Abner continued to close his eyes, and said coldly.
But Abner obviously underestimated Tony Stark's status as an adventurer. He did not touch Abner again, but some sundries beside him did throw on Abner one after another.
First it was a small dead branch, then some gravel, and then it turned into a rag on clothes...
And Tony Stark looked at the vibration of Abner's body excitedly, while nodding thoughtfully.
When a gerbil was thrown from Tony Stark's hand and landed on him, Abner couldn't hold it anymore!
"Mr. Tony! I think it's time for you to rest!"
With a bang, Tony Stark fell softly on the sand, and the whole world fell silent...
(End of this chapter)
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