I collect waste in the Three Realms

Chapter 14

"I won't spare Young Master Liu bothering about this!"

Xu Fan smiled faintly, walked up to Grandma Xiang, and took out a bracelet from his bosom.

"Master Liu's bracelet is estimated at hundreds of thousands, right? Is it worthy? I thought your Liu family was generous! But that's all."

"Xu Fan, the relationship between our two families is not something you can instigate. Birthday gifts are all about the heart, and when the heart comes, it is more important than anything else."

Liu Tao knew that Xu Fan's mouth was so strong that there might be a gap in provocative provocation, so he quickly interjected.

Xu Fan just smiled coldly, and then carefully helped Grandma put it on.

"It's so cold. What kind of jade is this? It's like ice cubes!" Grandma Xiang was surprised.

Xu Fan smiled slightly and said, "This is the sky-high priced jade ~ Jade Cold Stone that I sold at the auction a while ago. Put it on, I wish you a long life, grandma, and embrace your great-grandson as soon as possible."

"Okay, I didn't expect you to be so successful at such a young age. My granddaughter has a bad temper, so you have to be more patient."

Grandma Xiang is very enthusiastic, which Xu Fan likes very much.

"Mom, they're just kids, just playing around. It's not counted!" Xiang Wentian patted his grandma on the shoulder lightly and said.

"As long as you treat my good granddaughter well, it doesn't matter who you marry. Are we short of money at home?"

Grandma Xiang said unconvinced.

"Grandma! Stop talking."

Xiang Yushang gave a sweet cry and hugged Grandma Xiang obediently. Grandma Xiang coaxed her happily.

"Yushang, take your grandma to the back and take a rest first!" Xiang Wentian said calmly.

"Yes! Xu Fan, let's go."

Xiang Yushang pushed Grandma Xiang's wheelchair, and then yelled at Xu Fan.

As long as Xu Fan doesn't leave her, her father and Uncle Liu can't do much.

"Okay." Xu Fan glanced at Liu Ye, smiled disdainfully, and immediately followed.

Xiang Wentian sighed, he had some headaches for his daughter, and his grandma protected her, but Xiang Wentian, a father, would sometimes say no good about her.

"Wentian, keep drinking!" Liu Tao also said a little helplessly. "Liu Ye, let me pour you wine to uncle!"

Xu Fan followed Xiang Yushang and Grandma Xiang to the back, and was relieved.

Xiang Yushang looked at Xu Fan and snorted, "You know you're afraid too? My dad didn't even use any means."

"I'm just afraid because I don't know what the means will be. It will catch me off guard." Xu Fan curled his lips and said.

"By the way," Xu Fan suddenly seemed to remember something, "Come outside with me."

"What's wrong?" Xiang Yushang didn't understand.

When they got outside, Xu Fan whispered a few words into Xiang Yushang's ear. Xiang Yushang was startled and looked at Xu Fan in disbelief.

"What you said is true? You can really cure my grandma?"

"Yes. But this process cannot be seen by anyone, which means that Grandma Xiang and I must be alone."

"I believe you. I dream about making my grandma get better. What do you want to do? I'll help you!"

"Help me guard the outside."

"it is good!"

So, Xu Fan pushed Grandma Xiang into a small house.

"Xiaofan, why did you bring me here?" Grandma Xiang asked kindly.

Xu Fan chuckled and said, "This is the most precious gift for your birthday."

"What is it?"

"Close your eyes and turn around. This is a secret!" Xu Fan put his fingers up to his lips, signaling to his grandma to wait for a while.

"Hello, Master Zhong Kui?"

"Who? Who is calling me?"

Xu Fan was a little helpless to this Lord Zhong Kui's official airs, and immediately said: "I am Xu Fan, you should have heard of it, right?"

"Xu Fan! I've heard it before. We are all colleagues. If you need anything, just ask!"

Zhong Kui patted his chest and promised.

"Teach me to exorcise ghosts!"

"Exorcism? This requires magic power. I remember that your brother seems to be a mortal."

Xu Fan was not reconciled, and then asked: "Is there any magic weapon to exorcise ghosts?"

"Yes, there are everything from yin-yang mirrors to demon-slaying swords." Zhong Kui said in a show-off tone.

"Okay, then give me a demon-slaying sword!"

"Three sticks of incense!"

Uh, this dude is really real.

"make a deal!"

"Ding! Devil-slaying sword × 1."

"Xiaofan! What is the secret treasure you are talking about? Grandma can't wait."

"It's coming!"

Xu Fan immediately took out the demon-slaying sword. This sword was actually a mahogany sword, but it had words written in cinnabar:
"Genuine products from the underworld, dedicated to eliminating demons. Blessed by Lord Kui, the magic power is boundless!"

"Hey, grandma! Happy birthday."

Xu Fan smiled, and immediately raised the mahogany sword and stabbed at grandma's back.

"call out!"

Unexpectedly, when he turned sideways to grandma, his two fingers clamped the mahogany sword.

Immediately, the mahogany sword sizzled, and Grandma Xiang’s finger was injured by the mahogany sword.

"This is something from the underworld, and you actually have it!"

Grandma Xiang's face suddenly darkened, her expression turned ferocious, and even her fingers became sharp and long.

"Old man, you finally showed up!"

Xu Fan took a step back and smiled lightly, "I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Xiang grandma asked fiercely: "I have been hiding for ten years and haven't been discovered yet. How did you discover me?"

"Look at the jade bracelet on your wrist, the one I gave you!"

Glancing at Grandma, I saw that the inner ring of the jade bracelet Xu Fan had given me had turned from white to jet black.

"It's something from the fairy family, and any evil spirits can't hide from it."

Hissing to grandma: "The thing of the fairy family, the thing of the underworld, why do you have these things, who are you?"

"Who? I'll tell you when you die!" Xu Fan immediately swung the mahogany sword and started fighting with Grandma Xiang.

"If you hurt my body, Xiang's family won't spare you!" Grandma Xiang snorted.

Indeed, if Xu Fan wants to get rid of the demon, he has to stab Grandma Xiang with the peach wood sword. In this way, the demon can be eliminated, but the damage caused by the elimination of the demon will also be fed back to Grandma Xiang.

Grandma Xiang is now very old, if she is injured, it doesn't mean that it can be cured by treatment.

"What do you want?"

Xu Fan also felt that something was a bit tricky. In order to make Grandma Xiang relax her vigilance, Xu Fan put down the Taomu Sword.

"That's right!"

Xiang grandma sneered, "I will continue to stay in this body, as long as you don't tell me about my existence, I can help you a lot."

"Oh? What can you do for me?"

"Don't the Liu family have a grudge against you? I can help you unite with the Xiang family to overthrow the Liu family. Next, I will destroy the Xiang family. In this way, you can take the opportunity to rise, and you will be the only one in Jianghai City in the future. We can be the only family!"

"You really know how to think!"

"So, do you accept?"

"No, no!"

At this moment, the door suddenly opened and Xiang Yushang hurriedly ran in.
(Should I agree? If it were you, what choice would you make? If the protagonist of a novel is the author’s own projection, then what is the real me?)
(End of this chapter)