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Chapter 11 Shennong Descends to Earth (please recommend tickets, ask for rewards)
Chapter 11 Shennong Descends to Earth (please recommend tickets, ask for rewards)
Who should I find to be this psychic medium?The so-called psychic medium is the medium for possessing spirits.
You must find someone who is not caring, preferably yourself.
Heizi is eligible, but his identity is too conspicuous, and Heizi is Xu Fan's bargaining chip.
It's okay to find a psychopath, no matter what he says like this, no one will believe it.
Indeed, this method is the best!
"Hey, Xu Fan!"
Just as he was about to do this, someone called him from behind.Xu Fan turned his head away, it turned out to be his former classmate.
"Xiao Yin! Long time no see. It seems that you are doing well." Xu Fan smiled lightly.
Xiao Yin nodded, and showed the bag in Xu Fan's hand: "Here, look, I'm going to a mental patient's home for diagnosis."
"It's pretty good." Xu Fan nodded, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
How about using this psychopath as a psychic?Normal day first, and then get sick again?This is so unbelievable.
Xu Fan coughed and said with a slight smile, "Xiao Yin, please let me follow you!"
"why?"
"Because. Because I have nothing to do today, it would be a good idea to go and fight with you."
"Alright then." Xiao Yin readily agreed without the slightest suspicion.
"I'll drive you!"
"it is good!"
So, Xu Fan drove Xiao Yin to the patient's home in his Ferrari.
"I didn't expect you and Bai Min to get along so well after breaking up."
"You all know about this?"
Xiao Yin nodded and said, "The last class reunion, Bai Min brought a young man he didn't know to attend. We all know about it."
"I see. In fact, I'm pretty good on my own, at least I've recognized Bai Min's true face."
"I didn't expect Bai Min to worship money so much. Alas!" Xiao Yin sighed.
"Stop talking, talk to me about that patient!" Xu Fan felt a little uncomfortable and changed the subject.
Xiao Yin also knew that she shouldn't mention that matter, nodded and said: "Actually, this family is also poor. The patient is the daughter of a single mother. Her daughter has been stupid for ten years, and now her condition has deteriorated. So I went to check it out."
"That's it, it's quite pitiful." Xu Fan nodded.
"Turn around the fork ahead, and the dilapidated-looking residential building is their home."
"it is good."
Xu Fan parked the car downstairs, and followed Xiao Yin up the stairs. The passageway was cold and damp, and it was more dilapidated than the house Xu Fan rented before.
"Hello, I'm a doctor. I'm here with an assistant."
Xiao Yin knocked on the door, and then a slightly old woman opened the door and invited Xiao Yin and Xu Fan in.
"I locked Magnolia in the room. Sorry to trouble you."
"Okay." Xiao Yin nodded, "Xu Fan, you go in first, I'll go to the bathroom."
This is exactly what Xu Fan wanted.
Xu Fan entered Yulan's room, and Yulan squatted on the bed biting the curtain, seeing Xu Fan immediately showed a goofy smile.
"Next, thank you for your hard work!"
Xu Fan took out the talisman prepared in advance and stuck it on Yulan's back. The talisman emitted a burst of golden light, and then melted into Yulan's body.
"Gods from all directions, listen to my orders, use talismans as a medium, and hurry up!"
Xu Fan started to drive the spell according to the incantations and gestures taught by Shennong. According to Shennong, Xu Fan himself can use a trace of immortal power.So, driving this spell is not a problem.
"Edict!"
Following Xu Fan's words, Yulan immediately fainted.
"Xu Fan, how is Yulan?" Xiao Yin suddenly came in at this moment.
Oops, just a little bit, I haven't talked to Shennong about the situation yet!
"Asleep, she seems to be asleep. Why don't we bother her." Xu Fan said hastily.
"Look, she's awake!"
Xiao Yin pointed to Yulan who had woken up, then walked over and touched her forehead, "It seems to have a little fever."
"Mortal, don't touch me. I am Emperor Shennong!" Yulan suddenly slapped Xiaoyin's hand away with one hand.
"Uh, it looks like you're seriously ill!" Xiao Yin nodded thoughtfully.
Yulan turned her head, looked at Xu Fan suddenly, and asked, "Xu Fan, where is this place?"
"Here it is." Xu Fan panicked for a while, he didn't know how to explain it now.
"Hey, she can call you by your name. It looks like her condition has improved!"
Xiao Yin suddenly said happily.
"Yes, otherwise, if you ask a question, if she answers correctly, it means she is fine." Xu Fan quickly winked at Yulan.
"Okay, I'm willing to answer." Yulan said.
"Here comes the problem. Now there is a bathtub full of water, and you are given a small bowl and a large bowl. Ask, how will you drain the water from the bathtub."
"A mortal question. I can't help but use a big bowl, of course!" Yulan sneered and replied confidently.
"It seems that we still need to observe." Xiao Yin nodded.
Let me go, this kind of simple question, of course, is to unplug it!
Xu Fan secretly sighed, he didn't expect that Shen Nong could even answer this kind of question wrong.But also, he didn't know what a bathtub was.
"Space stagnation!"
Yulan snapped her fingers directly, and in an instant, except for Xu Fan, everyone and everything around her stopped.
"Xu Fan, why did you let me enter the body of a mentally disturbed person?"
Xu Fan quickly told Shen Nong the reason, and Shen Nong was willing to stay in this body.
"What should we do now?"
"Just act normal, do what I tell you, and then you can go outside and have a good time."
"it is good."
Yulan snapped her fingers again, and the spatial stagnation stopped.
"Doctor, the emperor has recovered." Yulan stood up and said.
"Then do you know who she is?" Xiao Yin asked, pointing to Yulan's mother who was watching outside the door.
"The emperor's mother."
"Yulan." Yulan's mother hugged Yulan excitedly and cried for a while.
"Ordinary people." Shennong seemed to have no emotion, watching all this coldly, "Mother, I want to go out and play."
"This." Yulan's mother looked at Xiaoyin hesitantly.
"Well, let me take care of her, okay?" Xu Fan immediately followed the original plan and brought Yulan out smoothly.
Without Xiaoyin and Yulan's mother by their side, Xu Fan and Shennong became more natural.
"Xu Fan, where should we go next?"
Xu Fan glanced at Shennong and said, "Next we're going to that patient's home. As long as you cure him, you can play however you want for the rest of the time."
"make a deal."
"Boss, I found the person who broke your wrist before."
"Okay, you follow him now, and I will immediately call the brothers to go to him to settle accounts."
"Yes!"
(End of this chapter)
Who should I find to be this psychic medium?The so-called psychic medium is the medium for possessing spirits.
You must find someone who is not caring, preferably yourself.
Heizi is eligible, but his identity is too conspicuous, and Heizi is Xu Fan's bargaining chip.
It's okay to find a psychopath, no matter what he says like this, no one will believe it.
Indeed, this method is the best!
"Hey, Xu Fan!"
Just as he was about to do this, someone called him from behind.Xu Fan turned his head away, it turned out to be his former classmate.
"Xiao Yin! Long time no see. It seems that you are doing well." Xu Fan smiled lightly.
Xiao Yin nodded, and showed the bag in Xu Fan's hand: "Here, look, I'm going to a mental patient's home for diagnosis."
"It's pretty good." Xu Fan nodded, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
How about using this psychopath as a psychic?Normal day first, and then get sick again?This is so unbelievable.
Xu Fan coughed and said with a slight smile, "Xiao Yin, please let me follow you!"
"why?"
"Because. Because I have nothing to do today, it would be a good idea to go and fight with you."
"Alright then." Xiao Yin readily agreed without the slightest suspicion.
"I'll drive you!"
"it is good!"
So, Xu Fan drove Xiao Yin to the patient's home in his Ferrari.
"I didn't expect you and Bai Min to get along so well after breaking up."
"You all know about this?"
Xiao Yin nodded and said, "The last class reunion, Bai Min brought a young man he didn't know to attend. We all know about it."
"I see. In fact, I'm pretty good on my own, at least I've recognized Bai Min's true face."
"I didn't expect Bai Min to worship money so much. Alas!" Xiao Yin sighed.
"Stop talking, talk to me about that patient!" Xu Fan felt a little uncomfortable and changed the subject.
Xiao Yin also knew that she shouldn't mention that matter, nodded and said: "Actually, this family is also poor. The patient is the daughter of a single mother. Her daughter has been stupid for ten years, and now her condition has deteriorated. So I went to check it out."
"That's it, it's quite pitiful." Xu Fan nodded.
"Turn around the fork ahead, and the dilapidated-looking residential building is their home."
"it is good."
Xu Fan parked the car downstairs, and followed Xiao Yin up the stairs. The passageway was cold and damp, and it was more dilapidated than the house Xu Fan rented before.
"Hello, I'm a doctor. I'm here with an assistant."
Xiao Yin knocked on the door, and then a slightly old woman opened the door and invited Xiao Yin and Xu Fan in.
"I locked Magnolia in the room. Sorry to trouble you."
"Okay." Xiao Yin nodded, "Xu Fan, you go in first, I'll go to the bathroom."
This is exactly what Xu Fan wanted.
Xu Fan entered Yulan's room, and Yulan squatted on the bed biting the curtain, seeing Xu Fan immediately showed a goofy smile.
"Next, thank you for your hard work!"
Xu Fan took out the talisman prepared in advance and stuck it on Yulan's back. The talisman emitted a burst of golden light, and then melted into Yulan's body.
"Gods from all directions, listen to my orders, use talismans as a medium, and hurry up!"
Xu Fan started to drive the spell according to the incantations and gestures taught by Shennong. According to Shennong, Xu Fan himself can use a trace of immortal power.So, driving this spell is not a problem.
"Edict!"
Following Xu Fan's words, Yulan immediately fainted.
"Xu Fan, how is Yulan?" Xiao Yin suddenly came in at this moment.
Oops, just a little bit, I haven't talked to Shennong about the situation yet!
"Asleep, she seems to be asleep. Why don't we bother her." Xu Fan said hastily.
"Look, she's awake!"
Xiao Yin pointed to Yulan who had woken up, then walked over and touched her forehead, "It seems to have a little fever."
"Mortal, don't touch me. I am Emperor Shennong!" Yulan suddenly slapped Xiaoyin's hand away with one hand.
"Uh, it looks like you're seriously ill!" Xiao Yin nodded thoughtfully.
Yulan turned her head, looked at Xu Fan suddenly, and asked, "Xu Fan, where is this place?"
"Here it is." Xu Fan panicked for a while, he didn't know how to explain it now.
"Hey, she can call you by your name. It looks like her condition has improved!"
Xiao Yin suddenly said happily.
"Yes, otherwise, if you ask a question, if she answers correctly, it means she is fine." Xu Fan quickly winked at Yulan.
"Okay, I'm willing to answer." Yulan said.
"Here comes the problem. Now there is a bathtub full of water, and you are given a small bowl and a large bowl. Ask, how will you drain the water from the bathtub."
"A mortal question. I can't help but use a big bowl, of course!" Yulan sneered and replied confidently.
"It seems that we still need to observe." Xiao Yin nodded.
Let me go, this kind of simple question, of course, is to unplug it!
Xu Fan secretly sighed, he didn't expect that Shen Nong could even answer this kind of question wrong.But also, he didn't know what a bathtub was.
"Space stagnation!"
Yulan snapped her fingers directly, and in an instant, except for Xu Fan, everyone and everything around her stopped.
"Xu Fan, why did you let me enter the body of a mentally disturbed person?"
Xu Fan quickly told Shen Nong the reason, and Shen Nong was willing to stay in this body.
"What should we do now?"
"Just act normal, do what I tell you, and then you can go outside and have a good time."
"it is good."
Yulan snapped her fingers again, and the spatial stagnation stopped.
"Doctor, the emperor has recovered." Yulan stood up and said.
"Then do you know who she is?" Xiao Yin asked, pointing to Yulan's mother who was watching outside the door.
"The emperor's mother."
"Yulan." Yulan's mother hugged Yulan excitedly and cried for a while.
"Ordinary people." Shennong seemed to have no emotion, watching all this coldly, "Mother, I want to go out and play."
"This." Yulan's mother looked at Xiaoyin hesitantly.
"Well, let me take care of her, okay?" Xu Fan immediately followed the original plan and brought Yulan out smoothly.
Without Xiaoyin and Yulan's mother by their side, Xu Fan and Shennong became more natural.
"Xu Fan, where should we go next?"
Xu Fan glanced at Shennong and said, "Next we're going to that patient's home. As long as you cure him, you can play however you want for the rest of the time."
"make a deal."
"Boss, I found the person who broke your wrist before."
"Okay, you follow him now, and I will immediately call the brothers to go to him to settle accounts."
"Yes!"
(End of this chapter)
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