God please let me go

Chapter 114 Brother, Congratulations

The two chattered and chattered, were sticky, chatted with each other, loved each other, and loved each other for more than an hour, but Lin Xinghe was still reluctant to prick Yin Yinyin with a needle at the end.

Yin Yinyin went to the bathroom to tidy up her clothes, and made a face at Lin Xinghe. Then she waved goodbye and went back to the house to chat with her best friend.

Lin Xinghe was lying on the bed bored, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have earned a lot of bad luck points today, so he asked the system: "System, how many bad luck points do I have now?"

The next second, a line of dark golden system writing appeared in front of his eyes: [Bad Luck Points: 825]

"825? That's quite a lot."

Lin Xinghe was a little surprised. He didn't expect to accumulate so many bad luck points unknowingly.

The main reason is that he got the function of the second host today, which is almost equivalent to doubling the bad luck points he got.

Lao Luo's fourteen-game losing streak with the three anchors gave him at least forty or fifty bad luck points in almost every game. After fourteen games, that's more than 700 points. In addition, when he played with Yin Yinyin, I also often encounter cheating games, and the two of them together have dozens of bad luck points.

"The second host is really good."

Lin Xinghe showed a slight smile, since he has accumulated more than 800 bad luck points, and he just happens to be idle and bored, so let's draw a lottery.

"System, I want to draw a lottery."

In the next second, a translucent black and white lucky draw roulette appeared in front of Lin Xinghe's eyes.

"start."

Perhaps it was a good start, the first time the lottery was drawn, the system pointer stopped in a thin white area of ​​the mosaic.

System handwriting: [Congratulations to the host, you have obtained [-] Elvis TV cat coins]

"Elvis TV?"

Lin Xinghe was a little speechless, his daughter-in-law just signed a contract with Laoyu TV, what does it mean to draw a cat coin?
However, something is better than nothing.

"Continue to draw."

System handwriting: [Keep working hard, keep working hard]

System handwriting: [Keep working hard, keep working hard]

System handwriting: [Keep working hard, keep working hard]

System handwriting: [Keep working hard, keep working hard]

System handwriting: [Keep working hard, keep working hard]

"..."

Lin Xinghe couldn't help but turn black after saying "Keep working hard, keep working hard" five times in a row.

"Depend on!"

Lin Xinghe cursed secretly, but based on his experience, if [Keep working hard, keep working hard] appearing continuously, under normal circumstances, good things will appear.

"continue!"

For the seventh lottery draw, the pointer finally stopped in a thick mosaic prize area.

System handwriting: [Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the "money laundering virtual assistant", which is tailored for the host and the second host. As long as the host transfers money to the assistant, the assistant can register a large number of Laoyu TV accounts in batches and forge perfect records , transferred to the second host in the form of a gift, and the vacancy between the platform’s share and after-tax will be filled by the system’s withdrawal of funds to ensure the transfer of money without compromising safety]

"Money laundering?" Lin Xinghe was stunned.

In the next second, a card puppet composed entirely of several black bank cards suddenly appeared in front of Lin Xinghe's eyes, and it was naturally also an avatar.

"Little Helper?"

Lin Xinghe couldn't help looking at the card doll curiously.

Last time, she was the little secretary who confirmed the authenticity of all information, but this time she turned into a little assistant for money laundering.

Judging from the system description, this little assistant is an intelligent program. As long as Lin Xinghe transfers money to it, it will forge the account number of Laoyu TV, and then the system will fill in the vacancy of platform sharing and tax deduction, and transfer it in the form of gifts. To Yin Yinyin.

It is equivalent to giving him a legal income channel.

Moreover, the most important thing is that if he registers a trumpet by himself and sends a gift to Yin Yinyin, not only will there be a share of the platform, but also a tax deduction, but if the gift is sent through the secretary, the system will help him fill this part of the vacancy. loss.

In other words, originally he gave Yin Yinyin a gift, but Yin Yinyin could only get 48% of her B-level contract, and it looked like she got [-] for [-].

But if he transfers [-] to the little assistant, the little assistant will continue to send gifts to Yin Yinyin through multiple accounts, until it is ensured that Yin Yinyin gets [-] yuan in share.

"This method is not bad..." Lin Xinghe couldn't help showing a smile.

In fact, this method is only useful for him and Yin Yinyin. Yin Yinyin is willing to leave him alone, and even if she makes money, she is willing to hand it over to him. If it is someone else, he is not at ease.

I'm afraid that the system is willing to provide him with this little assistant because Yin Yinyin has become the system's second host and is trustworthy.

"By the way, I don't know how much money I have now."

Lin Xinghe picked up the phone, opened the SMS balance and glanced at it, his eyes lit up.

【您尾号2544卡4月26日23:24收入2888元，余额256612.15元】

In the past few days, except for buying vegetables and tablet computers, I basically didn’t spend much money. I didn’t expect to accumulate so much money, more than 25.

"Well, let's wash 20 first."

Lin Xinghe looked at the little assistant, and said, "Little assistant, transfer 20 to the second host, and just wash it out before the salary is paid on the 25th of next month."

Today he also took a look at the contract of Laoyu TV. The anchors are paid on the 25th of every month.

In the next second, after receiving the order, the little assistant spun around on the spot, disintegrated in the air, turned into black bank cards and twirled a few times before reuniting.

And Lin Xinghe's mobile phone also received a new balance change text message——

【您尾号2544卡4月26日23:24POS支出200000元，余额56612.15元】

"Tsk, 20 less in one fell swoop." Lin Xinghe sighed, not feeling bad, since he made money quickly anyway.

However, as long as they wait until the 25th of next month, that is, May 5th, he and Yin Yinyin will have an aboveboard income, plus the messy gifts, at least there will be more than 25 yuan, right?
This little assistant did him a big favor. In a short period of time, at least he didn't have to worry about the source of the money.

"By the way, there is another chance to draw a lottery."

Lin Xinghe suddenly remembered, and pressed the start button on the black and white roulette again.

He has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and every time he draws a lottery, he doesn't use the points to the limit, and he feels uncomfortable all over. There are more than 100 points reserved for having a child?

"Last time..." Lin Xinghe pressed start again, and then immediately pressed stop.

Finally, the pointer slowly crossed a black area, and when it approached the white area, it happened to get stuck on the gray dividing line between black and white.

Lin Xinghe's eyes lit up immediately.

Yet another system feature!
[Congratulations to the host, who won the gray function award area and opened the new system function 'Bad Luck Elimination', which can deceive the great consciousness of the universe, temporarily gain the favor of the universe, and eliminate bad luck, which can last for three hours. 】

"Get rid of bad luck?" Lin Xinghe nodded slightly, not really surprised.

For him, this function is not very useful, it is nothing more than making him normal for three hours.

Now Yin Yinyin is his second host, even if the two of them go out, it won't matter.

"Huh, it's almost twelve o'clock, go to bed."

Lin Xinghe put down his mobile phone and prepared to go to bed early, when——

"We don't talk anymore..." The phone's ringtone suddenly rang.

Lin Xinghe picked up the phone and glanced at it, unexpectedly his younger sister Lin Yuezhou called.

"Looking for me so late?"

Lin Xinghe connected: "Hello? Yuezhou, why are you still up so late?"

"..."

But there was no sound.

"Hello? Can you hear me?" Lin Xinghe glanced at the phone screen again, strangely, it was connected.

"I can hear you." Lin Yuezhou suddenly spoke and said calmly: "I just want to hear if there is anyone else next to you. Are you alone in the room?"

Lin Xinghe coughed, "What else?"

"Coughing again, are you guilty?" Lin Yuezhou asked.

"...you are as guilty as you are, why should I be guilty?" Lin Xinghe rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"You have a woman outside." Lin Yuezhou said with certainty.

"...you don't want to talk in such a tone of catching mistresses?" Lin Xinghe's mouth twitched slightly, "Be more harmonious, be more harmonious, what if your legs are interrupted by your parents if they find out?"

"I have no one outside, so what should I be afraid of? Only some people who have women outside will feel guilty." Lin Yuezhou laughed.

"...cough, don't talk nonsense." Lin Xinghe coughed guiltily.

"Lin Xinghe, how are you doing outside?" Lin Yuezhou asked suddenly.

"Okay." Lin Xinghe was puzzled.

"Will she take care of you?"

"Yes." Lin Xinghe blurted out subconsciously, then reacted instantly and coughed forcefully.

"Oh, I knew it." Lin Yuezhou snorted, "You really have a woman outside."

"Um... I'm in free love, hiss, that's not right." Lin Xinghe argued with a guilty conscience, then suddenly reacted, and said angrily: "I don't have anything to be guilty of, your brother and I have women outside. What's wrong?"

Lin Yuezhou made a cut, fell silent for a while, and asked again: "Is that the weirdo from last time?"

"Her name is Yin Yinyin, please be respectful." Lin Xinghe said with a smile.

The last time he played games with Yin Yinyin and Lin Yuezhou, he had already acted quite intimately, and it was normal for Lin Yuezhou to guess.

"Oh." Lin Yuezhou groaned and asked, "Does she love you?"

"You little brat, do you know what love is?" Lin Xinghe couldn't help but smile, and said seriously: "Of course I do. If you don't mind, I will take her back to see you after a while?"

"Okay." Lin Yuezhou nodded, and asked again: "Who is prettier, me or her?"

"Her." Lin Xinghe said truthfully.

System handwriting: [You get 888 yuan, which can be used for Lin Yuezhou's mental damage fee]

"Cough cough." Lin Xinghe coughed, and hastened to remedy it: "Just kidding, I'm face blind, I can't tell the difference between pretty and not pretty."

"This reason is too pretentious, the next one." Lin Yuezhou chuckled.

"Yuezhou, you also know that my brother is not an impulsive person, but in the past few days, I have decided to marry her inexplicably." Lin Xinghe said with a smile: "She is destined to be your sister-in-law, have you What do you want to say?"

Lin Yuezhou snorted, and said, "Say hello to my sister-in-law, remember to ask her to give me pocket money, and don't forget yours, and..."

She paused, then smiled suddenly, and said, "Brother, congratulations."

"Yuezhou is so good." Lin Xinghe also smiled.

He knew that although his sister was controlled by his brother, she would not have those boring jealousies, but he just regarded him as the most important family member in his heart, that's all.

Otherwise, when Lin Yuezhou found out that Yin Yinyin was so close to him, he should have been charged for mental damage like Liao Yu.

"By the way, Yuezhou, how do you know I'm in a relationship?" Lin Xinghe asked curiously.

(End of this chapter)