I am a teacher in heaven
Chapter 188 Come, be happy
Chapter 188 Come, be happy
"It's such a happy decision!"
Tang Seng was very happy.
Monkey King winked and smiled, "Master, look, I said that I will definitely be able to find someone who is willing to discuss the scriptures with you, then..."
"Well!"
Tang Seng expressed his satisfaction, "Don't worry, after this sutra discussion is over, I will personally go to your Huaguo Mountain to perform a Buddhist relic, so that your monkey monkey grandson will practice rapidly under the influence of the Buddhist relic from now on! "
"Anyway, you are my good apprentice, your monkey monkey grandson is also my monkey monkey grandson!"
Sun Wukong pouted.
Before finding a commentator on the scriptures, he went to find him by himself, but he repeatedly shied away and didn't have time.
Now, it's getting close again.
Qin Lang looked at Sun Wukong, this kid actually took advantage of both ends.
However, it doesn't matter.
It would be enough if we could unravel this ancient Sanskrit scripture and find the root of the cows dancing wildly.
As for the scriptures?
What doesn't exist, he talks about his, I sleep with mine!
Back then, the English teacher's lectures were not much better than this.
Qin Lang took out his mobile phone and started playing the ancient Sanskrit scripture.
At first, Tang Seng's complexion was normal.
But as the speed of the ancient Sanskrit scriptures accelerated, his complexion slowly changed, and he put away his original expression of laughter.
Instead, it was full of dignity.
"This ancient Sanskrit scripture is a kind of spell!"
Tang Seng said affirmatively.
Qin Lang nodded, about this point, Taishang Laojun also said before.
However, Taishang Laojun is half a bucket of water and cannot be fully translated.
Tang Seng then asked, "Dare to ask the benefactor, what is related to this ancient Sanskrit scripture is a herd of cows?"
Qin Lang's eyes lit up, and he nodded hurriedly, "That's right, exactly, the holy monk knows..."
Before Qin Lang finished speaking.
Tang Seng just waved his hand, "For this matter, you go to the Bull Demon King, if he goes, it will be calmed down!"
"Then... what does this ancient Sanskrit scripture mean?"
Qin Lang was in a hurry.
Isn't Tang Seng a chatterbox?
How did he become a half-talker?
"Come on, happy, anyway, there is a lot of time, come on, pretentious, anyway, there is a lot of desire... Amitabha!"
The Tang monk recited the Buddha's name, and said so.
Qin Lang has black lines all over his head.
"Holy Monk, you can't play tricks on me!"
Tang Seng said seriously, "What I said is true. I heard this song on Wukong's cell phone a few days ago, and wrote down the lyrics!"
"That ancient Sanskrit scripture is actually Sanskrit sung in an ancient cow language, so it's not surprising that Taishang Laojun's half bucket of water can't be understood!"
"Wow, master, you also understand cow language?"
Sun Wukong was surprised.
"Snapped!"
Tang Seng slapped the monkey's head with his backhand, "I not only understand cow language, monkey language, and pig language, but I also understand it!"
Sun Wukong looked embarrassed.
"The ancient Sanskrit scriptures are spoken in the ancient cow language. I really can't give you a complete translation, because now our language cannot correspond to the lost ancient cow language, but the scriptures and mantras It means what I just said!"
Qin Lang understood.
The translation of two languages requires corresponding items with the same meaning before it can be described in another language.
However, the ancient cow language has been lost for a long time and is completely out of use. It is almost impossible to translate it into a modern language.
Fortunately, Tang Seng has a solid foundation in Sanskrit. Although he can't translate it, he can understand the deep meaning.
The same is true when you think about it carefully.
Those big buffaloes, it's hard not to get itchy when they hear, 'Come on, have fun, anyway, there's a lot of time, come on, pretend, anyway, there's a lot of desire...'.
Ever since, the scene of a herd of cows dancing wildly appeared...
As for wanting to solve it.
The trouble should end it.
To treat cattle, you need cattle to treat them!
"Thank you, Holy Monk, I understand!"
Qin Lang nodded and cupped his hands at Tang Seng.
With a smile on his face, Tang Seng said, "Children can be taught, I am really looking forward to discussing scriptures with you more and more!"
Qin Lang turned around and walked towards the school, "In three days, I will come to discuss scriptures with the holy monk!"
In this class, Qin Lang directly let the students move freely.
Except for the red boy.
"Mr. Qin, don't you want to play with me like this, and you want to visit home again?"
Hearing that Qin Lang asked him to take him to meet his parents, Hong Haier trembled in fear, "Teacher Qin, I haven't made trouble recently..."
Qin Lang felt distressed for a while.
look scary kids...
If it is really a home visit to file a complaint, do you think it will be fine if you don't go?
Innocent!
"It's not a home visit, but, I need your father to do me a favor!"
Qin Lang guided, "If this can be done, I guarantee that you will get all excellent grades in this course!"
Red Boy's eyes lit up.
He remembers it clearly.
If you can get the excellent, the Bull Demon King said that there will be a big reward!
If it's all good plus...
Gee!
"make a deal!"
As soon as Honghaier picked up Qin Lang, he hurried towards the Banhua Cave in Cuiyun Mountain.
……
Coming out of the Plantain Cave, Qin Lang held a pot of bullwhip wine in his left hand, no, deer whip wine, and a snack made by Princess Iron Fan himself in his right hand.
Eating and drinking, not to mention how comfortable it is.
This Bull Demon King is also a reasonable person.
As soon as he heard that there was an ancient cow whisperer in the mortal world under the jurisdiction of his son's shrine, he was so angry that smoke came from his nostrils. He wanted to grab the weapon and rush down to the mortal world to kill the eighteen generations of the other party's ancestors.
However, he was still persuaded by Qin Lang and Hong Haier.
After all, he agreed to follow Qin Lang's arrangements.
In order to thank Qin Lang, he also specially took out the treasured deer whip wine.
Qin Lang smiled.
Although the range of the Dong Family Ranch is far away from Shuoyun Mountain, strictly speaking, it cannot be considered as the coverage of the Red Boy Shrine.
But if the matter of the bull dancing is resolved this time, and a miracle is manifested for Honghaier, then the influence of Honghaier's shrine will naturally spread.
Still worried about the incense problem?
Qin Lang was on his way down Cuiyun Mountain, eating and drinking.
Suddenly, I felt that there was a slightly cold little hand swimming gently on the chest of Jijiu.
Startled, he woke up suddenly.
Opening his eyes, he saw Qiu Qingshui half-sitting on him, with a pair of icy little hands gently massaging Qin Lang's body.
The strength is just right.
Just in time.
Ambiance is even better!
Not at this time?
As soon as Qin Lang turned over, he took Qiu Qingshui into his arms and pressed him under him...
Suddenly froze.
Because around him, seven or eight pairs of eyes were staring at him.
Dong Mi, Dong Mi's father, mother, and other personnel all looked at Qin Lang...
Damn, did you sneak in to watch me sleep while I was asleep?
Qin Lang wished he could get under the bed directly.
Qiu Qingshui couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed directly.
Dong Mi's family left with embarrassment on their faces.
Qin Lang lay on the side helplessly.
He glanced at Qiu Qingshui, "You deliberately teased me!"
"certainly not!"
Qiu Qingshui licked his lower lip with his tongue, "I just saw that you were tired, so I came here to give you a massage to relax!"
"Then don't you say someone is there..." Qin Lang said depressedly.
"You didn't even ask!"
Qiu Qingshui raised his mouth in a playful arc, "Besides, I thought you saw them!"
Shit, shit saw it.
Qiu Qingshui sat on him with half of her body, blocking his sight completely.
The cliff is intentional.
This little girl is very happy now.
To punish her!
Qin Lang came up with a bad idea all of a sudden, and it just so happened that all the members of the Dong family have left now.
He jumped up on the bed and threw Qiu Qingshui down again.
Just as the punishment was about to be imposed, the door of the room was pushed open.
Dong Mi left and returned.
Still talking, "By the way, Mr. Qin, we came to you because we found a question..."
It's a pity that Dong Mi hadn't finished her sentence when she saw a strange scene of a man and a woman stacking arhats. She was so frightened that she quickly covered her eyes.
"Well, you guys continue, I didn't see anything!"
After speaking, he ran out in a hurry as if fleeing.
(End of this chapter)
"It's such a happy decision!"
Tang Seng was very happy.
Monkey King winked and smiled, "Master, look, I said that I will definitely be able to find someone who is willing to discuss the scriptures with you, then..."
"Well!"
Tang Seng expressed his satisfaction, "Don't worry, after this sutra discussion is over, I will personally go to your Huaguo Mountain to perform a Buddhist relic, so that your monkey monkey grandson will practice rapidly under the influence of the Buddhist relic from now on! "
"Anyway, you are my good apprentice, your monkey monkey grandson is also my monkey monkey grandson!"
Sun Wukong pouted.
Before finding a commentator on the scriptures, he went to find him by himself, but he repeatedly shied away and didn't have time.
Now, it's getting close again.
Qin Lang looked at Sun Wukong, this kid actually took advantage of both ends.
However, it doesn't matter.
It would be enough if we could unravel this ancient Sanskrit scripture and find the root of the cows dancing wildly.
As for the scriptures?
What doesn't exist, he talks about his, I sleep with mine!
Back then, the English teacher's lectures were not much better than this.
Qin Lang took out his mobile phone and started playing the ancient Sanskrit scripture.
At first, Tang Seng's complexion was normal.
But as the speed of the ancient Sanskrit scriptures accelerated, his complexion slowly changed, and he put away his original expression of laughter.
Instead, it was full of dignity.
"This ancient Sanskrit scripture is a kind of spell!"
Tang Seng said affirmatively.
Qin Lang nodded, about this point, Taishang Laojun also said before.
However, Taishang Laojun is half a bucket of water and cannot be fully translated.
Tang Seng then asked, "Dare to ask the benefactor, what is related to this ancient Sanskrit scripture is a herd of cows?"
Qin Lang's eyes lit up, and he nodded hurriedly, "That's right, exactly, the holy monk knows..."
Before Qin Lang finished speaking.
Tang Seng just waved his hand, "For this matter, you go to the Bull Demon King, if he goes, it will be calmed down!"
"Then... what does this ancient Sanskrit scripture mean?"
Qin Lang was in a hurry.
Isn't Tang Seng a chatterbox?
How did he become a half-talker?
"Come on, happy, anyway, there is a lot of time, come on, pretentious, anyway, there is a lot of desire... Amitabha!"
The Tang monk recited the Buddha's name, and said so.
Qin Lang has black lines all over his head.
"Holy Monk, you can't play tricks on me!"
Tang Seng said seriously, "What I said is true. I heard this song on Wukong's cell phone a few days ago, and wrote down the lyrics!"
"That ancient Sanskrit scripture is actually Sanskrit sung in an ancient cow language, so it's not surprising that Taishang Laojun's half bucket of water can't be understood!"
"Wow, master, you also understand cow language?"
Sun Wukong was surprised.
"Snapped!"
Tang Seng slapped the monkey's head with his backhand, "I not only understand cow language, monkey language, and pig language, but I also understand it!"
Sun Wukong looked embarrassed.
"The ancient Sanskrit scriptures are spoken in the ancient cow language. I really can't give you a complete translation, because now our language cannot correspond to the lost ancient cow language, but the scriptures and mantras It means what I just said!"
Qin Lang understood.
The translation of two languages requires corresponding items with the same meaning before it can be described in another language.
However, the ancient cow language has been lost for a long time and is completely out of use. It is almost impossible to translate it into a modern language.
Fortunately, Tang Seng has a solid foundation in Sanskrit. Although he can't translate it, he can understand the deep meaning.
The same is true when you think about it carefully.
Those big buffaloes, it's hard not to get itchy when they hear, 'Come on, have fun, anyway, there's a lot of time, come on, pretend, anyway, there's a lot of desire...'.
Ever since, the scene of a herd of cows dancing wildly appeared...
As for wanting to solve it.
The trouble should end it.
To treat cattle, you need cattle to treat them!
"Thank you, Holy Monk, I understand!"
Qin Lang nodded and cupped his hands at Tang Seng.
With a smile on his face, Tang Seng said, "Children can be taught, I am really looking forward to discussing scriptures with you more and more!"
Qin Lang turned around and walked towards the school, "In three days, I will come to discuss scriptures with the holy monk!"
In this class, Qin Lang directly let the students move freely.
Except for the red boy.
"Mr. Qin, don't you want to play with me like this, and you want to visit home again?"
Hearing that Qin Lang asked him to take him to meet his parents, Hong Haier trembled in fear, "Teacher Qin, I haven't made trouble recently..."
Qin Lang felt distressed for a while.
look scary kids...
If it is really a home visit to file a complaint, do you think it will be fine if you don't go?
Innocent!
"It's not a home visit, but, I need your father to do me a favor!"
Qin Lang guided, "If this can be done, I guarantee that you will get all excellent grades in this course!"
Red Boy's eyes lit up.
He remembers it clearly.
If you can get the excellent, the Bull Demon King said that there will be a big reward!
If it's all good plus...
Gee!
"make a deal!"
As soon as Honghaier picked up Qin Lang, he hurried towards the Banhua Cave in Cuiyun Mountain.
……
Coming out of the Plantain Cave, Qin Lang held a pot of bullwhip wine in his left hand, no, deer whip wine, and a snack made by Princess Iron Fan himself in his right hand.
Eating and drinking, not to mention how comfortable it is.
This Bull Demon King is also a reasonable person.
As soon as he heard that there was an ancient cow whisperer in the mortal world under the jurisdiction of his son's shrine, he was so angry that smoke came from his nostrils. He wanted to grab the weapon and rush down to the mortal world to kill the eighteen generations of the other party's ancestors.
However, he was still persuaded by Qin Lang and Hong Haier.
After all, he agreed to follow Qin Lang's arrangements.
In order to thank Qin Lang, he also specially took out the treasured deer whip wine.
Qin Lang smiled.
Although the range of the Dong Family Ranch is far away from Shuoyun Mountain, strictly speaking, it cannot be considered as the coverage of the Red Boy Shrine.
But if the matter of the bull dancing is resolved this time, and a miracle is manifested for Honghaier, then the influence of Honghaier's shrine will naturally spread.
Still worried about the incense problem?
Qin Lang was on his way down Cuiyun Mountain, eating and drinking.
Suddenly, I felt that there was a slightly cold little hand swimming gently on the chest of Jijiu.
Startled, he woke up suddenly.
Opening his eyes, he saw Qiu Qingshui half-sitting on him, with a pair of icy little hands gently massaging Qin Lang's body.
The strength is just right.
Just in time.
Ambiance is even better!
Not at this time?
As soon as Qin Lang turned over, he took Qiu Qingshui into his arms and pressed him under him...
Suddenly froze.
Because around him, seven or eight pairs of eyes were staring at him.
Dong Mi, Dong Mi's father, mother, and other personnel all looked at Qin Lang...
Damn, did you sneak in to watch me sleep while I was asleep?
Qin Lang wished he could get under the bed directly.
Qiu Qingshui couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed directly.
Dong Mi's family left with embarrassment on their faces.
Qin Lang lay on the side helplessly.
He glanced at Qiu Qingshui, "You deliberately teased me!"
"certainly not!"
Qiu Qingshui licked his lower lip with his tongue, "I just saw that you were tired, so I came here to give you a massage to relax!"
"Then don't you say someone is there..." Qin Lang said depressedly.
"You didn't even ask!"
Qiu Qingshui raised his mouth in a playful arc, "Besides, I thought you saw them!"
Shit, shit saw it.
Qiu Qingshui sat on him with half of her body, blocking his sight completely.
The cliff is intentional.
This little girl is very happy now.
To punish her!
Qin Lang came up with a bad idea all of a sudden, and it just so happened that all the members of the Dong family have left now.
He jumped up on the bed and threw Qiu Qingshui down again.
Just as the punishment was about to be imposed, the door of the room was pushed open.
Dong Mi left and returned.
Still talking, "By the way, Mr. Qin, we came to you because we found a question..."
It's a pity that Dong Mi hadn't finished her sentence when she saw a strange scene of a man and a woman stacking arhats. She was so frightened that she quickly covered her eyes.
"Well, you guys continue, I didn't see anything!"
After speaking, he ran out in a hurry as if fleeing.
(End of this chapter)
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