Urban Shenhao: Starting from a mental hospital

Chapter 7 I am a Banana

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, due to the infiltration of evil spirits, many shameless people may have betrayed mankind..."

Xiao Yun left the dean's office and slipped into a corner while no one was looking.

He dug his head into the messy grass again, pinched the orchid finger and tapped a few times on a brick, and sent a sound transmission to the Queen of the Immortal Realm.

"But rest assured, Your Majesty, in front of Fairy Yun, who is both intelligent and beautiful, all schemes and dangers are paper tigers. I will continue to work hard and fight for the glory of the fairy world!"

That's it.

Xiao Yun waited for a while with a solemn expression, as if he had been encouraged by Her Majesty the Empress.

Nodding radiantly, he stuffed the brick back into his arms.

Turning over, Xiao Yun looked up at the sun.

"Today's sun essence has been absorbed enough, let's practice some other spells."

Xiao Yun muttered to himself, looked around for a while, and then walked quietly towards a certain medical lounge.

Ten minutes later...

"Fairy-! Female-!! Body--!!! Law--!!!!"

With a soft drink.

Xiao Yun floated out from the lounge.

Seven or eight long silk stockings were wrapped around his body, fluttering like the ribbons of a fairy when she came down to earth, and ran around the yard like crazy.

"Xiao Yun, you stole my socks again!!!"

"Stop, don't run!"

A few pretty little nurses, angry and funny, chased after him trying to dissuade him.

But Xiao Yun was in high spirits, how could a few little girls stop him.

The two arms were raised obliquely, pinching the orchid fingers and jumping up and down.

After a while.

Taking advantage of the nurses' inattention, Xiao Yun ran down two brooms from the corner and tied them under his feet with two stockings.

Then he ran up a small dirt slope and gave a soft drink:
"Yu--! Sword--!! Fly--!!! Immortal--!!!!"

The gesture is about to jump down.

"Xiao Yun, stop first..."

An Xiaoying ran up to her, "Yujian's flight is too low, it's better to go to a higher place over there, if you don't believe me, take a look..."

He stretched out his finger and pointed behind Xiao Yun.

"There is more...???"

Xiao Yun was slightly taken aback, then turned his head to look behind him.

Before he could finish his sentence, two security guards rushed over and pinned him to the ground, and forcibly pulled the broom off his feet.

The little nurses also rushed forward and tore off their stockings.

"Shameless person, sneak attack secretly and don't pay attention to martial arts!"

"I saw that something was wrong with you, you are all undercover agents of demons and goblins!"

Xiao Yun sat on the ground cursing.

No one paid attention to it, Xiao Yun ran into a patch of grass not long after, and began to practice the art of transformation.

"Fairy--! Female--!! Transform--!!! Fish--!!!!"

After pinching the orchid fingers and waving a few seals, Xiao Yun quickly took off his clothes.

With his hands together and raised above his head, he lay on the grass and twisted his waist wildly.

Swim like a fish.

……

"Miss Xiaoying, he... is he always this crazy every day?"

Not far away, Tang Xiaoning was standing next to An Xiaoying, watching Xiao Yun making noise in the yard, rubbing the space between his brows with some headaches.

She has accepted the task of the captain, and she must try her best to gain Xiao Yun's trust, so that he can obediently cooperate with the inspection.

But under the current situation, she has no chance of touching Xiao Yun.

How to do this job.

"Sister Xiaoning, don't worry. When Xiao Yun is tired, he will calm down."

An Xiaoying has been in charge of taking care of Xiao Yun, so she naturally understands his temperament, so she comforted him with a smile.

"Ah."

Tang Xiaoning nodded.

She had already learned about Xiao Yun's usual temperament and hobbies from An Xiaoying just now.

If you want to gain his trust, you must lower your posture and do what you like.

But even so.

She still didn't have the slightest confidence in handling Xiao Yun's matter.

After half an hour.

Xiao Yun finally calmed down, climbed onto a branch of a meter-high tree, stood upright, motionless.

At this time, on the branch next to him, there were two other patients, curled up and hugging the branch tightly, with their eyes slightly closed.

"Ah, Xiao Yun, and Chen Huan and Lin Wei, why did you climb the tree again, come down quickly!"

An Xiaoying and Tang Xiaoning walked quickly to the tree.

"I'm an apple now, it's not ripe yet, I can't come down!"

"I'm a cucumber, and it's not ripe yet. It's five hours, two ten minutes away from being ripe!"

The two patients named "Chen Huan and Lin Wei" opened their eyes respectively, glanced at An Xiaoying below and said, holding the tree trunk tighter with both hands.

After finishing speaking, the two looked at Xiao Yun in the middle at the same time.

Under normal circumstances, Xiao Yun should have told the two patients what kind of fruit he is now.

But at this moment, Xiao Yun didn't look sideways, his body was straight, and he didn't even glance at the two beauties below.

In his heart, at this moment, he has turned into a growing banana with the technique of transformation.

Next to two stupid guys.

How can an unripe fruit talk?
The two patients waited for a while, and Chen Huan, who was eager to express himself, rushed to say:
"Fairy Yun is now a banana, and the ripening time is even later, at least eight hours, eight minutes and eight seconds!"

"Hey, what apples and bananas, what a mess..."

An Xiaoying chuckled, "Come down quickly, be obedient and have a lollipop!"

As he spoke, he took out three lollipops from his pocket.

Chen Huan and Lin Wei's eyes lit up, and they were all fixed on the lollipop.

"Ah, I feel that I am suddenly familiar, and I can go down!"

Chen Huan was the first to be unable to resist the temptation of the lollipop. He put his hands on his head and rolled directly along the branches into the grass.

"Ah, although I'm not ripe yet, you can still eat cucumbers that are not fully ripe!"

Lin Wei stretched out his hand and patted himself on the head, and then rolled down the branch.

The two of them have rich experience, and they are soft along the branches and grass, so it is not a big problem to roll down so high.

"Xiao Yun, don't you want to eat candy if you don't come down?"

An Xiaoying raised the lollipop, smiled and shook Xiao Yun.

"..."

Xiao Yun swallowed, his eyes were already completely attracted by the lollipop.

How could he not want to eat candy!

It's just that as a fairy, she is practicing transformation spells.

You can't delay your cultivation just for a bite to eat.

Absolutely not!

"Xiao Yun, don't you really want to eat? There are a few more here, so give them all?"

An Xiaoying chuckled and took out a few more candies.

Xiao Yun's eyes flashed.

Do you think this fairy can't stand the temptation so much?
"and many more."

The body swayed and rolled off the branch, and then snatched all the lollipops from An Xiaoying's hand.

"Ah, Xiao Yun, bananas are not ripe and you can't eat them. What are you doing down here?"

Chen Huan and Lin Wei shouted at the same time.

The corner of Xiao Yun's mouth twitched: "Unripe bananas, don't they just... don't need them?"

"How do you use it?"

"Sister Xiaoying, tell me, do you have any use for unripe bananas?"

Both Chen Huan and Lin Wei looked at An Xiaoying in doubt.

"This one……"

A simple question somehow made the cheeks of the two beauties blush.

"Unripe bananas...of course it's useful."

An Xiaoying took out two more lollipops, gave them to Chen Huan and Lin Wei, and said:
"You take this over there to eat, this sister and I have something to do with Xiao Yun."

"Oh."

Chen Huan and Lin Wei were naturally very excited to get two lollipops at once.

But as they walked, they kept muttering:
"How can bananas be useful if they are not ripe? Strange, strange..."

(End of this chapter)