Urban Shenhao: Starting from a mental hospital
Chapter 5 Covet My Beauty?
Chapter 5 Covet My Beauty?
I don't know how long it took.
Xiao Yun was so excited that he fell down on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
The female charm stood up tremblingly, shrinking her body to only three points, and left in humiliation.
In the duty room, the two doctors on duty looked at the monitor in Xiao Yun's room in shock and fear, and couldn't believe their eyes.
They held their breath and did not dare to move, for fear of disturbing the female charm by making any noise.
It wasn't until the female charm completely disappeared from the monitoring that they hissed, wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads, and then called the spirit police escort.
Early the next morning, Xiao Yun woke up.
Opening his eyes, he saw a delicate and sweet girl's face.
Wearing a slim white nurse uniform, it was An Xiaoying, the sister nurse who was in charge of taking care of Xiao Yun.
"Xiao Yun, what happened to you last night, why did you sleep without clothes on, you will catch a cold, do you know?"
"Why don't you wear clothes, this fairy has a beautiful skirt...Huh???"
Xiao Yun happily sat up, wanting to show off to An Xiaoying.
Unexpectedly, when I got up together, I found myself naked.
Not only was the skirt gone, but even the original clothes inside were gone, leaving nothing on her body!
"Who stole my skirt?"
Xiao Yun howled.
The feeling of gaining and losing again is painful, Xiao Yun bit his lip and puffed his mouth, almost crying.
How did he know that the skirt he snatched from the female charm last night was infiltrated and corroded by evil spirits.
After wearing it all night, not only did the skirt itself dissipate with the wind, but it also corroded the clothes and bedding inside.
Even the blanket covering her body at this moment was covered by An Xiaoying who came over to help cover it just now.
"is that you?"
Xiao Yun held back the tears in his eyes, stared at An Xiaoying intently, and said every word with a stern expression:
"Is it because you are afraid that this fairy will overwhelm you in a beautiful dress, so you stole my dress?"
"Pfft, what?"
An Xiaoying chuckled, handed over a set of blue striped clothes she was holding in her hand, and said:
"Put on this new suit quickly."
"Don't wear this, this fairy wants to wear a skirt!"
Xiao Yun pursed his mouth, staring at the skirt and stockings inside An Xiaoying's nurse's uniform, his eyes flickering:
"Give me your clothes and take them off quickly!"
"Hey, what are you thinking!"
An Xiaoying laughed and cursed, then smiled patiently and said:
"Hey, put on this dress quickly, or you'll have to get an injection if you catch a cold."
"Hmph, this fairy doesn't catch a cold, let alone be afraid of...injections."
That being said.
Xiao Yun still touched his butt subconsciously, staring at An Xiaoying's hands and pockets vigilantly.
After confirming that there is no syringe, he took the striped dress and put it on.
"Ah-choo-!!!"
"Look, I have a cold."
An Xiaoying hugged a temporary new quilt to spread on the bed, and then prepared to make a pack of cold medicine for Xiao Yun.
At this time, several white coats led five or six spirit guards in police uniforms into the room.
The white coat is the dean Li Qinglin, and several attending doctors.
One of the gentle men of medium build was Xiao Yun's attending physician, Yuan Shuai.
When Xiao Yun saw Yuan Shuai, he immediately gave him a vicious look, and at the same time took a few steps back with a vigilant expression.
Although Xiao Yun is usually most afraid of the syringe in An Xiaoying's hand.
But Xiao Yun knew in his heart that most of the decisions to inject himself were made by this hateful Shuai Yuan.
And the number of times he did it himself was only a lot more than An Xiaoying.
So in the whole hospital, the person Xiao Yun feared and ruthless the most was this big bastard Yuan Shuai.
"Don't be afraid, Xiao Yun, let's take a look at your cultivation and ask you a few questions by the way."
Yuan Shuai raised his hands towards Xiao Yun, indicating that there was no needle hidden on his body.
Slowly approaching Xiao Yun, showing a kind smile.
"What are you looking at, you are smiling so fucking, are you trying to get the fairy's attention again?"
It was not so easy for Xiao Yun to relax his vigilance. His eyes were firmly fixed on the opponent's hands, with an angry look on his face:
"Let me ask you first. Are you shameless for drugging me secretly while I'm not prepared? You also got in that noisy guy in my mind?? Needless to say, you bastard stole the dress of this fairy last night." huh???"
"You naughty bastard, are you so shameless just to get the attention of this fairy!!!"
Yuan Shuai put his hand on his forehead.
Looking at Xiao Yun's situation, it seems that the mental paranoia has become much more serious.
Immediately felt a little headache.
Dean Li Qinglin shook his head, and said to the handsome young man in police uniform next to him:
"Captain Peng, you have also seen that Xiao Yun has a severe mental disorder. He may not even know that the one he beat up last night was a ghost..."
"Old man, what are you talking about, underestimating this fairy?"
Xiao Yun curled his lips, straightened his body and looked arrogant:
"As a cloud fairy with both wisdom and beauty, don't you know what that ghost thing was last night?"
"Oh?"
Captain Peng's eyes lit up, he approached, and asked with a smile, "Little brother..."
"Whose little brother are you talking about? Your whole family is a little brother. Are you blind if you call this fairy a little brother?"
"Okay, okay, Yun... Fairy Yun, hehe, do you know that it was a female charm who broke in last night? That is a female charm in the mid-second stage, can you tell me, how did you subdue her?"
"So what about second-level ghosts."
Xiao Yun waved his arm, and Yun Danfeng talked softly:
"In the face of this fairy's 'Fairy Scattering Flowers' and 'Water Filling Jinshan' spells, which monster can resist?"
Fairies scatter flowers? ? ?
Flooding Jinshan? ? ?
Captain Peng and several members of the Spirit Police looked at each other, and they all looked at each other in blank dismay.
The second-level enchantress last night was almost equivalent to a human C-level psychic master in terms of strength.
And according to the investigation, she also has a third-level junior ghost accomplice, who is equivalent to a human B-level master!
In the past few days, these two ghosts have been haunting the neighborhood, and there have been more than a dozen incidents of hurting people.
The spirit guards have been dispatched with almost all their strength in the past few days, trying every means to hunt down these two ghosts.
But they all fell short because they couldn't catch their weaknesses, and suffered heavy injuries.
But last night when the female charm broke into the mental institution, she was beaten so easily by Xiao Yun and begged for mercy. This undoubtedly brought hope to the battered Captain Peng.
As long as Xiao Yun knows the weakness of the female charms, it will be much easier to hunt them down in the future.
But never expected.
Xiao Yun actually said that he used spells last night?
Obviously Xiao Yun didn't have any aura fluctuations at all, did he? ? ?
"Captain, I read an ancient book before..."
A girl in police uniform with a sweet face and a curvaceous figure next to her picked up a grain of rice from the ground and said:
"It records the "Maoshan Dafa" written by a senior named 'Uncle Nine', which means that there are many ghosts, zombies, etc., and the weakness seems to be rice grains and boy urine... But this ancient book was unearthed from No. 18 secret place Yes, it is said that it may be thousands of years old, and I don’t know if it is true or not.”
"It should be fake."
Captain Peng took the rice grains, looked at it carefully, shook his head and said:
"This is the most common grain of rice. It doesn't contain any special spiritual energy. How could it threaten the female charm? It's even more unrealistic for a child to pee..."
"But during the monitoring last night, he did use these two things to hurt the female charm..."
The girl in police uniform looked sideways at Xiao Yun, and said hesitantly:
"Could it be that there is something special hidden in him..."
"Well, it's also possible..."
Captain Peng nodded, staring at Xiao Yun intently, it took a long while before he smiled and said:
"Brother... Uh, Fairy Yun, I'm Peng Zhizhong, Captain of the Exorcism Squad of the Spirit Police Guard, can you come with us to test your potential."
"No! If you look at me like this, don't you just covet the beauty of this fairy?"
Xiao Yun crossed his arms vigilantly, distanced himself from Peng Zhizhong, shook his head and said:
"I advise you not to bother, to tell you the truth, you are too motherly, not a fairy."
"what??????"
Peng Zhizhong opened his eyes wide and looked at Xiao Yun with a horrified expression.
What the hell?
My Brother Peng is a good man, coveting your mentally ill beauty? ?
And say I'm too sissy? ? ?
"Pfft-"
"Giggle-"
The doctors and nurses couldn't help laughing out loud, and the Spirit Police members could only hold back their laughter because of the majesty of the captain.
(End of this chapter)
I don't know how long it took.
Xiao Yun was so excited that he fell down on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
The female charm stood up tremblingly, shrinking her body to only three points, and left in humiliation.
In the duty room, the two doctors on duty looked at the monitor in Xiao Yun's room in shock and fear, and couldn't believe their eyes.
They held their breath and did not dare to move, for fear of disturbing the female charm by making any noise.
It wasn't until the female charm completely disappeared from the monitoring that they hissed, wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads, and then called the spirit police escort.
Early the next morning, Xiao Yun woke up.
Opening his eyes, he saw a delicate and sweet girl's face.
Wearing a slim white nurse uniform, it was An Xiaoying, the sister nurse who was in charge of taking care of Xiao Yun.
"Xiao Yun, what happened to you last night, why did you sleep without clothes on, you will catch a cold, do you know?"
"Why don't you wear clothes, this fairy has a beautiful skirt...Huh???"
Xiao Yun happily sat up, wanting to show off to An Xiaoying.
Unexpectedly, when I got up together, I found myself naked.
Not only was the skirt gone, but even the original clothes inside were gone, leaving nothing on her body!
"Who stole my skirt?"
Xiao Yun howled.
The feeling of gaining and losing again is painful, Xiao Yun bit his lip and puffed his mouth, almost crying.
How did he know that the skirt he snatched from the female charm last night was infiltrated and corroded by evil spirits.
After wearing it all night, not only did the skirt itself dissipate with the wind, but it also corroded the clothes and bedding inside.
Even the blanket covering her body at this moment was covered by An Xiaoying who came over to help cover it just now.
"is that you?"
Xiao Yun held back the tears in his eyes, stared at An Xiaoying intently, and said every word with a stern expression:
"Is it because you are afraid that this fairy will overwhelm you in a beautiful dress, so you stole my dress?"
"Pfft, what?"
An Xiaoying chuckled, handed over a set of blue striped clothes she was holding in her hand, and said:
"Put on this new suit quickly."
"Don't wear this, this fairy wants to wear a skirt!"
Xiao Yun pursed his mouth, staring at the skirt and stockings inside An Xiaoying's nurse's uniform, his eyes flickering:
"Give me your clothes and take them off quickly!"
"Hey, what are you thinking!"
An Xiaoying laughed and cursed, then smiled patiently and said:
"Hey, put on this dress quickly, or you'll have to get an injection if you catch a cold."
"Hmph, this fairy doesn't catch a cold, let alone be afraid of...injections."
That being said.
Xiao Yun still touched his butt subconsciously, staring at An Xiaoying's hands and pockets vigilantly.
After confirming that there is no syringe, he took the striped dress and put it on.
"Ah-choo-!!!"
"Look, I have a cold."
An Xiaoying hugged a temporary new quilt to spread on the bed, and then prepared to make a pack of cold medicine for Xiao Yun.
At this time, several white coats led five or six spirit guards in police uniforms into the room.
The white coat is the dean Li Qinglin, and several attending doctors.
One of the gentle men of medium build was Xiao Yun's attending physician, Yuan Shuai.
When Xiao Yun saw Yuan Shuai, he immediately gave him a vicious look, and at the same time took a few steps back with a vigilant expression.
Although Xiao Yun is usually most afraid of the syringe in An Xiaoying's hand.
But Xiao Yun knew in his heart that most of the decisions to inject himself were made by this hateful Shuai Yuan.
And the number of times he did it himself was only a lot more than An Xiaoying.
So in the whole hospital, the person Xiao Yun feared and ruthless the most was this big bastard Yuan Shuai.
"Don't be afraid, Xiao Yun, let's take a look at your cultivation and ask you a few questions by the way."
Yuan Shuai raised his hands towards Xiao Yun, indicating that there was no needle hidden on his body.
Slowly approaching Xiao Yun, showing a kind smile.
"What are you looking at, you are smiling so fucking, are you trying to get the fairy's attention again?"
It was not so easy for Xiao Yun to relax his vigilance. His eyes were firmly fixed on the opponent's hands, with an angry look on his face:
"Let me ask you first. Are you shameless for drugging me secretly while I'm not prepared? You also got in that noisy guy in my mind?? Needless to say, you bastard stole the dress of this fairy last night." huh???"
"You naughty bastard, are you so shameless just to get the attention of this fairy!!!"
Yuan Shuai put his hand on his forehead.
Looking at Xiao Yun's situation, it seems that the mental paranoia has become much more serious.
Immediately felt a little headache.
Dean Li Qinglin shook his head, and said to the handsome young man in police uniform next to him:
"Captain Peng, you have also seen that Xiao Yun has a severe mental disorder. He may not even know that the one he beat up last night was a ghost..."
"Old man, what are you talking about, underestimating this fairy?"
Xiao Yun curled his lips, straightened his body and looked arrogant:
"As a cloud fairy with both wisdom and beauty, don't you know what that ghost thing was last night?"
"Oh?"
Captain Peng's eyes lit up, he approached, and asked with a smile, "Little brother..."
"Whose little brother are you talking about? Your whole family is a little brother. Are you blind if you call this fairy a little brother?"
"Okay, okay, Yun... Fairy Yun, hehe, do you know that it was a female charm who broke in last night? That is a female charm in the mid-second stage, can you tell me, how did you subdue her?"
"So what about second-level ghosts."
Xiao Yun waved his arm, and Yun Danfeng talked softly:
"In the face of this fairy's 'Fairy Scattering Flowers' and 'Water Filling Jinshan' spells, which monster can resist?"
Fairies scatter flowers? ? ?
Flooding Jinshan? ? ?
Captain Peng and several members of the Spirit Police looked at each other, and they all looked at each other in blank dismay.
The second-level enchantress last night was almost equivalent to a human C-level psychic master in terms of strength.
And according to the investigation, she also has a third-level junior ghost accomplice, who is equivalent to a human B-level master!
In the past few days, these two ghosts have been haunting the neighborhood, and there have been more than a dozen incidents of hurting people.
The spirit guards have been dispatched with almost all their strength in the past few days, trying every means to hunt down these two ghosts.
But they all fell short because they couldn't catch their weaknesses, and suffered heavy injuries.
But last night when the female charm broke into the mental institution, she was beaten so easily by Xiao Yun and begged for mercy. This undoubtedly brought hope to the battered Captain Peng.
As long as Xiao Yun knows the weakness of the female charms, it will be much easier to hunt them down in the future.
But never expected.
Xiao Yun actually said that he used spells last night?
Obviously Xiao Yun didn't have any aura fluctuations at all, did he? ? ?
"Captain, I read an ancient book before..."
A girl in police uniform with a sweet face and a curvaceous figure next to her picked up a grain of rice from the ground and said:
"It records the "Maoshan Dafa" written by a senior named 'Uncle Nine', which means that there are many ghosts, zombies, etc., and the weakness seems to be rice grains and boy urine... But this ancient book was unearthed from No. 18 secret place Yes, it is said that it may be thousands of years old, and I don’t know if it is true or not.”
"It should be fake."
Captain Peng took the rice grains, looked at it carefully, shook his head and said:
"This is the most common grain of rice. It doesn't contain any special spiritual energy. How could it threaten the female charm? It's even more unrealistic for a child to pee..."
"But during the monitoring last night, he did use these two things to hurt the female charm..."
The girl in police uniform looked sideways at Xiao Yun, and said hesitantly:
"Could it be that there is something special hidden in him..."
"Well, it's also possible..."
Captain Peng nodded, staring at Xiao Yun intently, it took a long while before he smiled and said:
"Brother... Uh, Fairy Yun, I'm Peng Zhizhong, Captain of the Exorcism Squad of the Spirit Police Guard, can you come with us to test your potential."
"No! If you look at me like this, don't you just covet the beauty of this fairy?"
Xiao Yun crossed his arms vigilantly, distanced himself from Peng Zhizhong, shook his head and said:
"I advise you not to bother, to tell you the truth, you are too motherly, not a fairy."
"what??????"
Peng Zhizhong opened his eyes wide and looked at Xiao Yun with a horrified expression.
What the hell?
My Brother Peng is a good man, coveting your mentally ill beauty? ?
And say I'm too sissy? ? ?
"Pfft-"
"Giggle-"
The doctors and nurses couldn't help laughing out loud, and the Spirit Police members could only hold back their laughter because of the majesty of the captain.
(End of this chapter)
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