Urban Shenhao: Starting from a mental hospital

Chapter 18 Eat Overlord's Meal?

"I want to eat this, this, and this..."

Smelling the smell of meat on the grill, Xiao Yun couldn't wait long ago.

In his heart, no matter what kind of meat he wants to eat.

So facing all kinds of meat on the grill is a mess.

"Hehe, come and sit here for a while, wait for a while, it will be ready soon."

Seeing Xiao Yun order so many, the beautiful young woman is naturally more happy.

Very enthusiastically asked the waiter to invite Xiao Yun to sit down at a table in the shop.

The fragrant barbecue arrived quickly.

What Xiao Yun couldn't wait was to feast on it.

I ate very happily.

The beautiful waiter served Xiao Yun very attentively. Seeing how delicious his food was, she enthusiastically recommended a lot of drinks and beer to him.

Xiao Yun was even happier.

He had never eaten and drank so happily before, so naturally he would not refuse anyone who came.

I ate for more than half an hour.

Xiao Yun finally cleared the seven or eight plates on the table.

Only then did I burp a few times in satisfaction.

Patting his stomach and preparing to leave.

The beautiful waiter brought the bill.

"Hi handsome guy, the total amount you spent is 1024 yuan, just erase the change, and you can give 1000."

Look at the sweet smile of the beautiful waiter.

Xiao Yun was dumbfounded.

"Ah? This... Do you still need to pay?"

The waiter smiled: "Of course I ask for money, there is no way you don't give money for eating."

"But, it was the beautiful sister who asked me if I wanted to eat..."

Xiao Yun said seriously:

"So I thought I didn't need money..."

"If I ask you... don't you want money???"

The beautiful waitress really didn't understand Xiao Yun's logic.

The smiling face also gradually cooled down.

No money after eating.

Could it be that this handsome guy wants to eat the overlord's meal?

Soon, the beautiful young woman approached and found out about the situation.

The previous enthusiasm also suddenly cooled down.

In this day and age, there are not many people who dare to eat the overlord's meal.

And they operate on a small budget, and they are the least likely to allow someone to eat Bawang's meal in their own shop.

So the beautiful young woman spoke directly.

Either Xiao Yun obediently gives the money.

If you don't have money to pay, you can honestly go to the back kitchen to wash the dishes...

"Ba—? King—?? Meal—???"

Xiao Yun was stunned for a while, feeling aggrieved in his heart.

Just now she was the one who offered to eat by herself, but now she actually said that she eats the overlord's meal?
Xiao Yun didn't have a penny in his pocket, so the bill of 1000 yuan definitely couldn't be paid.

As for going to the back kitchen to wash the dishes to repay the debt...

How can that be something that a dignified fairy can do!

Just when Xiao Yun was shy and reluctantly pushed to the back kitchen by the beautiful waiter.

The system finally couldn't stand it anymore.

Although she has scolded the host for being an idiot countless times, she also wants to change the host all the time.

But after all, it hasn’t been replaced yet.

Watching the host being pushed to wash the dishes, this is undoubtedly a shame for the always proud system.

[Reminder: After scanning by the system, the round bluestone in the flower bed in the lower left corner of the store entrance has been invaded by evil spirits in recent days, which is dangerous. 】

[Activate temporary task: <Peachwood Sword Trial>.Use a mahogany sword to remove the evil spirit from the bluestone.Mission reward: 1000 Huaxia Coins! 】

An evil aura invades?

Xiao Yun looked at the lines of words that appeared on the system panel.

His brows were slightly furrowed, as if in deep contemplation.

This stupid system was made into Yuan Shuai's mind by those stupid human traitors.

Then she is also on the side of demons and ghosts.

Then she must not believe her words, and even have to listen to them in reverse.

Since she said that the bluestone in the flower bed was invaded by evil spirits.

Then there must be no evil spirit.

It should be reversed, the aura contained in the bluestone is definitely the righteous yang energy that restrains ghosts.

Not only is it not dangerous.

It should even be a magic weapon for self-protection!

Thinking of this, Xiao Yun was overjoyed.

He waved his sleeves and said to the two beauties who asked him to go in and wash the dishes:
"Two sisters, the matter of eating the overlord's meal is beyond the capabilities of this fairy! Wait a moment..."

Put on a fairy look, and stride to the flower bed at the door.

After a little fumbling, a piece of bluestone covered in mud and sand exploded out of it.

Then he straightened his waist and returned to the shop with the blue stone in his arms.

"Did you see it? This stone is not ordinary, and it hides the righteous yang energy that restrains ghosts."

"Such a treasure of body protection has been reduced to a flower bed and no one cares about it. It's really a pearl covered in dust!"

"Fortunately, this fairy has the discerning eye to recognize the pearls, and discovered these rare treasures from the flower beds."

"As long as it is polished and worn on the body, the small one can dispel yin and ward off evil spirits, and the big one can prevent all diseases! ... This treasure is more than enough to pay for this barbecue?"

System: [Oh my god... the host, are you sure your brain is not flooded? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

……

"Fairy???...The magic weapon for protection???"

The beautiful proprietress and the waiter stared blankly at Xiao Yun, then at the stone in his arms.

They looked at each other with strange expressions.

This...is this guy a fool?
Not to mention eating overlord meals.

He is obviously a handsome young man, but he calls himself a fairy?

And casually burst a stone from the flower bed at the door, saying that it was a strange treasure trying to pay off the debt?

"Boy, if you don't have money to pay the bill, you pretend to be a magic stick. Just holding a stone is like paying the bill. Do you think we are stupid!"

"What kind of impersonation, how can the identity of this fairy be false."

Xiao Yun raised his eyebrows.

What he is most proud of is his fairy status.

Usually in the courtyard, it is also recognized by everyone.

The identity of the fairy was questioned, this is the first time I have encountered it!
"If you don't believe me, that fairy book will open your eyes."

Hold up the bluestone with both arms high, head up at a 45-degree angle, and put on a sacred and unawe-inspiring fairy demeanor.

"Ochacha, the wind is rustling..."

"Wu--! Enemy--!! Refining--!!! Treasure--!!!!!! Technique--!!!!"

Accompanied by bursts of shouting.

Xiao Yun put the bluestone on a table.

Hold the orchid and tap it on the bluestone a few times.

There are words in the mouth.

Then stretch out the "Qianqianyu" palm.

It slapped on the bluestone.

Pat left.

Right pat.

Pat on.

Down pat.

Hold up and pat on the chest.

Lift it up and pat it on the head.

Put it down and pat it between your legs.

Throw it on the ground, step on the bottom of your feet and pat it...

Xiao Yun slapped very hard.

And tried various angles.

Almost instantly.

Under Xiao Yun's crazy slap.

The surface of this bluestone...

Safe and sound!

Nothing has changed at all.

And Xiao Yun's face, body, head, and hands were covered with mud and sand.

Faced with this situation, the beautiful proprietress and the waiter were frightened and subconsciously took a few steps back.

The other customers also stopped eating and looked at Xiao Yun with bewildered eyes.

System: [This cliff is not my host, this system doesn't know him...]

【Who loves to know who knows...】

……

"Xiaomei, is this person crazy? Hurry up and call 011 to call the police!"

The beautiful proprietress came back to her senses.

He hurriedly said to Xiaomei, the waiter next to him.

(End of this chapter)