emo: start complaining about ex-girlfriend

Chapter 23
"I haven't passed my driver's license test yet, do you have to make a reservation to buy a car?" Li Mumu replied.

The man heard the words and explained: "We have some cars in stock. If you need to add options or choose a color, you may have to wait for ten days and a half months."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a driver's license. If there is a model you like, I can take you for a test drive. You can feel the stability and rear space of the car."

I have to say that the man was still very enthusiastic, and he didn't treat Li Mumu differently because he didn't have a driver's license, but regarded him as a potential customer.

Li Mumu didn't choose to test drive, and left after looking around. Although the car is good, I haven't seen other brands, and although the car is comfortable, it lacks aura. It's not that Li Mumu has the same aesthetics for a big car, but if he wants to install a B, he must focus on the key points.

Otherwise, even if he drives a million-dollar luxury car, don't you think this is just a fake act?
After shopping around for an afternoon, Li Mumu looked at all the brands he liked, and he had three ideal models in his mind, but he didn't directly order a car, because the money is not enough now.

Buying a car requires the full payment, he doesn't want to install it in installments, it's too troublesome, and Li Mumu doesn't agree with the method of paying the deposit, he wants a current car, and he can buy whichever of these three brands has a ready-made car.

So the top priority is to get a driver's license test as soon as possible, and the second is to make money as soon as possible.

It's just that although Li Mumu has the system in his hand, he doesn't know where to complain, so he can't open another post to complain about his former company, right?
He has already smashed the ground into a mess. If you don't say how much attention you get, you will definitely offend the company's people to death. Only by being kind can you make money, and it must be done in moderation.

So Li Mumu decided to be an Internet keyboard warrior and make complaints on the Internet, so that the reality will not be hammered to death.

Of course, cyberbullying is absolutely not advisable. Being a troll can't get the heat value. He must pay attention to hot topics and use positive energy to make complaints to drive attention.

After returning home, Li Mumu began to search for various online posts, and finally he saw a hot news, Bangziguo WC team members complained that Huaxia fans were lingering, followed wherever they went, even when changing clothes in the background, they were all caught Candid filming, in addition to being angry, beat the fan to the hospital.

Li Mumu was angry when he saw the news, and when he opened the comment, he was even more angry!

"We all have to be sensible, don't let idols have no privacy, and don't let idols think that our quality is poor."

"That's right, everyone is chasing stars, why go to other people's locker room, this has already lowered our status and impression in the hearts of idols."

"It is strongly recommended that the person who took the sneak shot of the human flesh, take him to the idol of Bangzi Kingdom to plead guilty, and return all our fans to innocence, because we are rational!"

"I hope Brother Xuan can see that we are guilty of this incident. The third fan support group has contracted a cabbage field in Bangzi Country and contributed to the economic development of Bangzi Country."

"What kind of views do you people have? We were the ones who got beaten up, okay? You have to be rational when chasing stars! Don't you have any stars in your family!"

Seeing this, there was finally a normal comment, but in the reply, it was all scolding him, which made Li Mumu almost die from a brain hemorrhage.

So he gritted his teeth, threw off his arms, and tapped on the keyboard.

"Aren't you poisoned by eating too much nitrite like a stick? You really have to refrain from star chasing. The reason for restraint is that you have to distinguish clearly what is an idol, what is a star, and what is a person worth chasing!"

"Bangzi's cancerous atmosphere, everyone puts on heavy makeup, and the white ash used for makeup is enough for me to paint a wall. I think it's beautiful to be thin. They also have a lot of typhoons. It's an island-style country, and it's easy to give up when a gust of wind comes. They blow the north and grab it to farm! You still think it is beautiful? Beautiful? Is this a word for men?"

"I can't dance and dance, I don't have to be afraid of twisting my waist, I can't sing and sing, I have to rely on millions of tuners, I can't be tall, I don't have a little masculinity, I can't act in a play, I will pretend to be deep and then shout or wallow Boom, in reality, people have already been beaten to death, what do you think you can learn from chasing such stars?"

"Did I feed you, clothe you, or teach you to read and write to honor your parents?"

"The most hateful thing is the fan support group that contracted the cabbage field. You are really good! I advise you to eat less salt, your brain is filled with smoke nitrate, but you can't do such a thing with a little dry stuff , and the person who was beaten, I will also say a few words."

"What did you see in the photo? A pork rib? It's still a fine steak without much fat. If you want to see yourself, can't you buy two pork ribs? If you want to be thin, get more skinny, if you want fat, get more fat .”

"Is it interesting to shoot them? It won't be wronged if people beat them! I hope I can get some salt out of my mind, and I have time to go to the border to shoot more soldiers who defend our home and country! That's idols, that's People who are worthy of our study, a group of scumbags who don't know the so-called."

After typing these words in one breath, before sending, Li Mumu deliberately changed all the information to ensure that he would not be sent by human flesh.

In less than 10 minutes, his reply area was bombarded, because the complaints were too ruthless, those people had risen to the level of personal attacks, all kinds of national insults emerged one after another, Li Mumu wanted to laugh, but anyone with a little culture can't be so rude, So he lit a cigarette and began to reply one by one. That's right, he never missed one of the thousands of replies from top to bottom.

"Do you know why you can't even type out the words to scold me? You can only use radicals instead, because you really have nothing to say besides these. Your words are poor and your culture is limited. I advise you to read more books before you scold me. Ours The text is broad and profound, and there are always idioms that are suitable, but the sad thing is that you can't even type out the idioms."

"I don't call it a personal attack, but just a matter of fact. Is it worth my attacking a man who is ostentatious? I am not attacking him. But if I look at him more than I don't vomit, he has won. What I am attacking is You, because at least you and I stay on the same land and breathe the same air, and I don't want to be suffocated by your pollution."

"Human flesh me? Who do you think you are? Even if you find me, what can you do? Do you dance in front of me? I still have some putty powder in my house. Do you want to prepare a bucket for you to wipe your face? Otherwise, you will be sorry Your idol has made an outstanding contribution to the putty manufacturers. In addition, there have been many rainy days recently, so take an umbrella, make-up is easy to smudge, it’s okay during the day, but it will scare me at night! I’m not afraid of people but ghosts.”

(End of this chapter)