Chapter 57

Maybe many years later, Chen Qi will either become famous, or be lost in public.He would sit on the old wooden bench at the entrance of the alley, hunched over, squinted his eyes slightly, and patted his legs lightly, recalling many memories in his life that had long been painted gray by life and blurred the edges.

He may forget many people and things, forget the good martial arts of the ragged young lady who helped on the side of the road, and forget whether he ate deep-fried dough sticks or flower rolls in the morning.

However, he will always remember the day when he went live for the first time.

The breeze was not dry that day, the sun was just right, the river water wet his clothes with sweat, and also took away the heat that should belong to summer.

Holding the firewood, thinking how sweet wild honey is and how worth it.Crossing the stream, Chen Qi held his head up and hummed, turned around a big tree, and saw Mao... a bear kid by the river holding his hard-earned honey and feasting on it.

what……

What a cute bear that is!
The thick brown-black fur fluttered in the wind on the waterfront, and the claws, which were larger than a human face, exposed more than ten centimeters of claw tips, holding the honeycomb and eating a third of it in one bite.The melon seeds on the big head of about eighty catties reveal the simplicity and simplicity, and even the teeth in the mouth are so cute.

Ok……

The bite force is more than 800 kilograms, that is a serious little mouth with honey...

heh heh heh...

I worked so hard against the stings of the bees, and finally got the hive!

You just eat three or five bites? ! !
Zhuo -! ! !
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"Damn it! It's so heavy and still eats sweets, isn't it afraid of diabetes?"

"Go and measure its blood pressure. If it's less than 300, you can make it up to 300."

"300? Are you looking down on me? I can get 450 for it with just one slide!"

"Looking at the back, this bear looks a lot like my second aunt..."

"Oh~ my God! Listen! Is this special code speaking human words! I feel sorry for your second uncle."

"Brother in front, I don't mean any harm, I just ask. Did your second uncle beat your wife?"

"Hey... If only your second uncle was here, the host can still eat a bear's paw"

"The puppy bear is so cute! Can I keep this one?"

"Damn! It's you again. Why do you want to support everything? This thing only costs one anchor per meal. You have to be a big union to be able to support this thing."

"Don't be afraid. Keep it! I'll introduce you to my second uncle!"

"Hahaha, you idiot netizen, I was so happy that I spilled instant noodles on my crotch, please pay!"

"Let me ask first, what is the compensation?"

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Chen Qi dared to get angry but didn't dare to speak out, no, he didn't even dare to get angry.

Obviously, judging from the body shape, the smoothness and color of the fur, and some characteristics of the ears, this is a young male bear that has just grown up and started hunting alone.

This kind of bear should be the least dangerous and threatening category in their big family.

Chen Qi did not dare to put down the firewood, as the bear might hear the sound.

As one of the largest hunters on land, bears are almost at the top of any single event.

In addition to the top bite force in nature, although the bear's ears are small, the distance between the ears is large, which can help it better locate the source of sound from a long distance.

The bear's nose is very sensitive. In addition to being particularly sensitive to the smell of blood, the basic sense of smell is five times better than that of domestic hounds.

Visually, the bear also did not lose face as an apex predator.Most mammals have snow blindness or night blindness, but bears generally do not suffer from this problem. Although the colors they can distinguish are limited, their dynamic vision is ridiculously strong, which is completely inconsistent with their huge size.

The salmon that swims upstream in the turbulent water is the favorite food of the brown bear. Human beings cannot see the fast-swimming fish under the water, but the brown bear can, and they naturally know how to get rid of the trouble of refraction on the water surface, so they shoot it down with their big paws , one catch one accurate!
Therefore, if Chen Qi did something now to let the bear find him and arouse his interest in hunting, then he could basically declare GG.

Some people always think that a bear is so big and cumbersome that it must not be able to catch up with them.

Yes, among the top predators, bears are indeed relatively slow.

However, although it does not have the speed of a leopard, the running speed of a brown bear in the woodland can still reach 40 kilometers per hour to 56 kilometers per hour.

Converted, slow, 11 meters per second.

Fast, 15 meters per second.

Pay attention to the review question: Woodland!

Moreover, a cold knowledge that is not considered cold knowledge is: some bears can climb trees.

And he doesn't refuse to eat scavenger.

and so……

Not to mention pretending to be dead, even if he really died, he couldn't escape the fate of turning into a pile of bear shit.

If you really encounter a bear, you can only make sure whether you have been spotted first, and don't rush to disturb it.

If it is alarmed and it doesn't move, you can slowly retreat and run towards a place with complex terrain, downhill or uphill slopes, ditches or relatively narrow places. The bear is very large and cannot turn very fast, and wild bears It is not very good at climbing over obstacles. If there are many obstacles, it may lose interest in chasing.

In Chen Qi's previous life, he often saw stories about Oros people and bears. In almost every story, the bears were victims, the kind who were bullied by Oros people.

In fact, if a normal-sized bear is hungry and catches up with a human,

Unless you have a hot weapon in hand, the outcome of the battle will be known almost instantly, and will end with a bear's burp after 10 minutes.

Of course, a hot weapon should not be a small pistol or something, that would add fury and blood buffs to the bear.

Not to mention the windproof lighter that he took out of his pocket.

Bears are afraid of fire, but they are not afraid of birthdays.

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Although it was summer, the sweat on Chen Qi's face had nothing to do with the heat, it was [-]% cold sweat.

He was very glad that he was wearing shoes, so that when he escaped, he would be more secure.

Holding the firewood, Chen Qi retreated cautiously step by step, and tried his best not to make a sound, lest something bad happen.

The fans in the live broadcast room didn't feel sorry for him at all, they kept scrolling [sliding shovel], [ham sausage] and other things, Chen Qi couldn't even think of watching the barrage at all, escape is the best way Pivotal!
Zi once said: The more you fear something will happen, the more likely it will happen.This is the well-known law of [what the mud horse is afraid of in Japan].

Just when Chen Qi was about to retreat to the flat grassland and go around behind the tree, the bear ate the last mouthful of honey and licked his palm. He looked up and saw the tree in the distance, holding a A pile of firewood, Chen Qi, dumbfounded.

silence.

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

The big bear was also silent for me.

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"It's over!"

This was the only thought in Chen Qi's mind.

It is known that a brown bear is about 1.2 meters tall, with a shoulder width of about 400 meters, a weight of about 500 kilograms, and a bite force of about 800 to 1.8 kilograms.Chen Qi is 70 meters tall and weighs [-] kilograms. The thickest wooden stick in his hand is about the thickness of two fingers.

Question: Is Chen Qi's wooden stick suitable for brown bears to pick their teeth?

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Sweating profusely is not an exaggerated adjective, and the footage of Chen Qi in the live broadcast room at this time is the best proof.

Before coming here, Chen Qi checked a lot of information, which was extensive and miscellaneous, so he didn't have a detailed understanding and study. He just focused on selecting some of the more "deadly" forest creatures to learn about.

Among them, what Chen Qi is most afraid of, and the last thing he wants to meet, is bears, which are widely distributed in almost all latitudes of the world.

The reason, nothing else.

When encountering other animals, Chen Qi had more or less plans and ideas to escape, preparations and so on.When encountering a bear, Chen Qi can only rely on luck.

Still the same sentence: whether a person can escape from a bear's paw, whether the bear is hungry or not is the most critical indicator.

Now, Chen Qi is a bit regretful, why didn't he get a bigger honeycomb to poke it...

If you are destined to encounter a bear, a larger hive will at least make this uninvited guest less hungry.

……

One person and one bear stalemate for a long time.

Of course Chen Qi knew that he would never be able to beat this bear, so how much fake wine would he have to drink before he even thought of making gestures with this thing!

At the same time, the young brown bear, who had just escaped from the protection of its mother and started hunting alone, was also looking at Chen Qi, a species he had never seen before, in a strange way.

Chen Qi, who was standing on the bank and holding a pile of firewood, looked bigger and stronger than any prey the bear had ever seen, and the brown bear who had just eaten honey was on Chen Qi who was holding the honey into the water. , can't smell anything useful.

Touching his stomach, the young brown bear cautiously bent down, and under Chen Qi's surprised gaze, backed up, backed up again, and then...

Run wildly along the river bank!
And it wasn't until the brown bear's figure completely disappeared that Chen Qi let go of his hand with a blank expression, and the firewood fell to the ground.

Stiffly raised the corners of his mouth, Chen Qi trembling lips, let out a trembling breath:

"Huh... that's it?"

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“It’s September now…oh, October, it’s the time when the brown bear’s favorite salmon comes back upstream to the river to lay eggs, so there’s definitely no shortage of food.

This also explains why I met the bear by the river.

It came to eat my honey, probably because it had never eaten that thing, and it was simply attracted by its sweet smell.

As for me……"

Chen Qi took a bath in the river wearing pants, and explained to everyone in the live broadcast room: "...that definitely scared it.

There is one thing to say, if the bear rushed over just now, I just need a sliding shovel, and then poke the stubbled branch into its eyes!
Alas...it's a pity for my bear's paw and my honey.What a matching two ingredients!

Let me tell you, I... hmm?What?Pants?What happened to the pants? "

Chen Qi looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, then looked down at his pants, calmly raised his head and said, "It's hot, sweating.

Why is it yellow?Why is it yellow!I'm so angry!Are you in control!
Zhuo! "

(End of this chapter)

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