Marvel's Papa Antique Store

Chapter 4, Pigs Who Can Use Lightning Eyes

Although he knew that it was impossible for manpower to change the plate movement and the formation of the Mediterranean Sea was an inevitable result, Coulson still called Cheng Xiaoyu's contact information.

There is no way, he is still young, and he cannot abandon any hope.

……

Papa Antiques...

The retro European grandfather clock is trying to catch up with the time, and the huge pendulum below is shaking rhythmically, making a tick-tock sound.

"Nobody...nobody...nobody..."

Cheng Xiaoyu's voice matched the ticking sound, and his head shook slowly following the beat of the pendulum.

She has been waiting for eighteen hours, 38 minutes and 42 seconds, and no one has called her yet!Could it be that God wants to starve the beautiful girl to death?
Waiting is always long, and the moment when all wishes come true is always so exciting.

The phone rings like the sound of nature, and Cheng Xiaoyu doesn't seem to want this sound of nature to appear in the world. The ring tone only makes one syllable, and she has already pressed the answer button with her hand, and even scolded the author for talking too much nonsense...

Clearing her throat, Cheng Xiaoyu purposely made her voice sound a lot more whiny.

"Hi, this is Dad's Antique Store, I'm Cheng Xiaoyu, the owner, and I'm glad to serve you!" Cheng Xiaoyu said.

What's with this sub-professional salesmanship?

Coulson was silent for a while. He speculated that if this Ms. Cheng was not an old woman, then she would be a fool. Now he has another guess, Ms. Cheng is a liar!
As for the reason?This is America!Teenagers who advocate freedom very much respect you without blurting out a sentence of national quintessence. Cheng Xiaoyu's attitude sounds like a ghost!

Of course, this cannot be blamed on Cheng Xiaoyu. Huaguo is originally a country of etiquette, and the word li is an important part of the long history. If history is compared to a long river, then li is an indispensable fish in the long river. Its existence Bring life to the boring history.

Cheng Xiaoyu, as a native of Hua, naturally inherited the traditional virtue of "propriety"... Well, I can't make it up anymore, Cheng Xiaoyu just has money eyes and can't insult the traditional virtues of China.

(Cheng Xiaoyu: Damn it! You made up half of it!)
"I want to ask, can that growth potion treat hair loss?" Coulson asked. Anyway, he has already called, and a dead horse will be treated as a living horse doctor. It will not hurt him to ask.

At this time, Coulson still had a glimmer of hope in his heart.

"Hair loss treatment? Does hair grow?" Cheng Xiaoyu said, "It should be possible."

should?This liar seems unprofessional...

"I don't know how the growth potion distinguishes between hair growth and physical growth. Give me a minute and I'll look it up in the book." Cheng Xiaoyu continued.

Physical growth?There is also the operation of physical growth?Coulson imagined a huge tumor growing on his forehead after applying the growth potion.

"Oh, damn it! It's horrible!"

"What did you say?"

"nothing……"

Without making Coulson wait long, Cheng Xiaoyu has already inquired about the specific introduction of the growth potion.

"Oh, hell!" Cheng Xiaoyu exclaimed immediately after reading the introduction of the growth potion, "It turns out that the yang energy in the saliva of patients with rickets is insufficient, and the growth potion made can only be used on animal hair. Need gigantic saliva! Damn, it's a good thing Miss Ben didn't use such a horrible thing, or she would have turned into a chest hair monster!"

WTF?

Coulson listened at a loss on the other side of the phone, what is this and what?The saliva of a person with rickets and the saliva of a person with gigantism?Chest hair monster?Wait, he seems to have heard something incredible...

"So can growth potions treat hair loss?" Coulson asked weakly.

"Yes, I promise, the effect of treating hair loss is unbelievable!" Cheng Xiaoyu replied, when she just flipped through the book, she found that the efficacy of the growth potion she prepared seemed to far exceed what was described in the book.

"That's great!" Coulson said a little excitedly. He didn't realize that under Cheng Xiaoyu's series of nonsensical operations, he had unconsciously developed an inexplicable trust in the growth potion.

"So how do we trade?" Coulson asked, who couldn't wait to see himself with thick hair.

"No. 221 Brooklyn Street, Dad's Antique Store, let's meet and make a deal." Cheng Xiaoyu replied, she didn't want to fill in any email address, it's so troublesome...

……

The entrance of Papa's Antiques...

Cheng Xiaoyu stared dumbfounded at the gradually departing helicopter, and asked weakly, "Do you usually buy things by plane?"

This damn capitalism!Miss Ben could hardly afford to eat, but you actually flew out to buy medicine!
Coulson coughed slightly in embarrassment. In order to get the growth potion as soon as possible, he specially applied for a helicopter from Nick Fury. Of course, the reason for the application was very serious.

Get in touch with the supernatural existence of the suspected magical girl, code-named reclamation plan!How about it?Serious or not?

Nick Fury also looked at Coulson suspiciously at the time, especially Coulson's receding hairline.

Although he was skeptical, he was his confidant after all, and Nick Fury passed with one eye open and one eye blind.

"I'm busy." Coulson casually made up a reason, as if to match his nonsense, the phone in Coulson's pocket rang at this moment.

After saying sorry, Coulson stepped aside and picked up the phone. It was Nick Fury.

Could it be that his Mediterranean plan was exposed?

"Colson? A sow with Cyclops appeared on a farm outside New York City," Nick Fury said.

It turned out that it wasn't his reclamation plan that was exposed. Coulson breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay.

and many more……

A sow who can use Cyclops?Has the sow's X gene also started to awaken?So what does it have to do with Cyclops Scott Summers?
(Scott Summers: What's the deal with me! Coulson, what are you thinking, you bastard!?)
Coulson was about to follow Scott's train of thought, when Nick Fury's roar suddenly came from the phone.

"Oh! Damn it! It shot through my new car! All fire! Kill that pig!" Nick Fury yelled angrily, and then there were dense firing sounds on the phone.

……

"Fixed?" Nick Fury asked.

"Looks like it's resolved," an agent replied uncertainly.

"Like? I don't seem like it! Go and investigate for me!" After scolding an agent away, Nick Fury raised the phone again, "I can't explain things clearly on the phone, Tom Farm, come here as soon as possible."

……

Coulson hung up the phone thoughtfully, went back to Papa's antique shop, and walked up to Cheng Xiaoyu. At this time, Cheng Xiaoyu had already taken a ceramic bottle with a capacity of about [-] milliliters in his hand.

"Ten thousand dollars a bottle, right?" Coulson said before Cheng Xiaoyu could speak.

"It's a thousand..."

"Here is a check for 1 yuan, please give me the medicine."

Without waiting for Cheng Xiaoyu to speak at all, Coulson took the potion from Cheng Xiaoyu's hand, and now he has to deal with Scott's distant cousin, what a hassle!
(Scott Summers: f*ck you! That's not my cousin!)
Looking at the back of Coulson going away, he looked at the $[-] check in his hand.

"Damn it! I love this damn capitalist society!"

　The next chapter will officially start the plot, I wish you all a happy new year!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)