Datang: Li Shimin eavesdropped on my heart
Chapter 17 What is an emperor?
Chapter 17 What is an emperor?
"Your Majesty, Empress Empress."
Shortly after.
Li Shimin, Empress Changsun followed the old man Li Yuanshan to the entrance of Beiping Street in the old city.
Li Yuanshan pointed to a row of houses next to the entrance of Beiping Street and said, "This row of houses is the public toilet in our old city."
When Li Shimin and Empress Changsun looked in the direction of old man Li Yuanshan's finger, the first couple of Datang looked at each other.
Both sides could see the shock in the other's eyes.
This is the public restroom?
Li Shimin thought in his heart that such a good house was actually used to relieve people's hands.
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun couldn't believe it, what they saw was real.
I saw that this public toilet is composed of twenty small rooms, the walls are yellow and white, and the door is iron.
This room is better than the houses that common people live in. Li Shimin saw it and it hurts in his heart to use it to relieve his hand!
He is so angry!
He really wanted to scold Li Kuan well.
If such a room is made bigger, it can be used for living!
This stinky boy actually used it for the convenience of others, I was really pissed off.
I'm so mad.
I guess this brat wants to piss me off so that he can inherit my throne, right?
"Second brother, let's go in and have a look!"
Empress Changsun didn't know that her husband was already very angry.
Now she only knows that this public toilet is something made by her son, and she really wants to go up and see what the public toilet looks like.
Whether its interior is the same as the structure of the hut.
"Uh-huh!"
Li Shimin nodded and glanced at old man Li Yuanshan.
After receiving the hint from the emperor, the old man Chu Yuanshan hurried forward and knocked on the doors of every small room.
Because there are some small rooms inside where people are shitting.
However, he was called out by the old man Chu Yuanshan.
Some people only urinate half way through, and when the old man Chu Yuanshan told them in a low voice that the emperor was coming to observe their urination, all their urine was frightened and ran back into their bodies.
One by one, they all hurriedly wiped their buttocks, as if there was a tiger chasing them behind them, they ran away as fast as they could.
Although the voices of the old man Chu Yuanshan and those civilians who were shitting were very low, their voices were still heard by Li Shimin and Empress Changsun.
Li Shimin looked embarrassed!
He really wanted to kill this stinky old man.
Kick his head like a ball.
Li Shimin is really angry!
She was grinding her teeth so angry that she really wanted to take the machete and chop off the head of that smelly old man Li Yuanshan with her own hands.
However, Li Shimin couldn't do anything to the old man Li Yuanshan.
They also kindly brought you to visit this hut, and you asked them to bring you here, and they didn't offend you or make any mistakes.
What happened to your emperor?You can't kill someone just because of this!
Besides, this smelly old man is his son's manager!
If he killed this smelly old man himself, Li Kuan would probably turn his face against this old man.
After all, it's not like this never happened.
I remember that last year, a servant girl in Chu Palace was molested by the youngest son of an important minister's family.
Li Kuan is a good guy, that night he broke into the important minister's house alone with a knife.
He said he was going to kill his youngest son in front of his father.
This tone is too arrogant!
Later, this matter came to Li Shimin, and Li Shimin intervened to solve the matter, and Li Kuan was almost mad at him.
The final result is.
Li Kuan insisted on forcing his youngest son to marry his family's maid, and he was a regular wife, not some shit concubine.
Li Kuan has always been a mediocre, idle fish prince who only knows how to sleep and doesn't bother to care about anything.
This is well-known throughout the Tang Dynasty, but since that incident, in addition to the Lord Xianyu, Li Kuan has another title in the Tang Dynasty called Lord Protector.
Empress Changsun, who was standing beside Li Shimin, saw her husband's expression of wanting to kill but suppressed it, Empress Changsun couldn't help but wanted to laugh.
"Guanyin maidservant, it must be hard for me to bear it, you can laugh if you want!"
As soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, Empress Changsun burst into laughter.
Even if Li Shimin didn't say anything, in the end, Empress Changsun couldn't help laughing at Li Shimin.
……
The old man Li Yuanshan drove away all the people who shitted in the name of the emperor.
"Your Majesty, Empress Empress."
After the old man Li Yuanshan drove away all the people who were peeing, he trotted back in front of Li Shimin and Empress Changsun.
"All the people who were tentacles were driven away by the old man. Now you can visit the hut with peace of mind."
……
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun were visiting the public restroom. At the same time, the story of Emperor Li Shimin and Empress Changsun visiting the huts in the old city quickly spread among the people in the old city.
……
"Come on, Niuniu, let's have dinner."
A commoner's home in the old city.
A peasant woman was standing at the door of the house.
He waved and shouted to his daughter, Niuniu, who was not far away.
Niuniu is playing mud with two or three little sisters of her age.
Suddenly, she heard her mother's voice.
Niuniu raised her head, looked at her mother, and replied, "Mother, I'm coming right away."
After answering her mother's words, Niuniu looked at her little sister who was playing in mud with her and said, "My mother told me to go back to eat.
"I'll go back to eat first, you guys should go home too! It is estimated that your mother has already prepared the meal, maybe your mother is looking for you.
"After dinner, let's play mud together in the afternoon, shall we?"
"Ok!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Mmmmmmm!!"
Niu Niu's little sisters.
They all nodded in agreement with Niu Niu.
Seeing that the little sisters nodded in agreement, Niuniu happily ran towards her mother.
"Mother, it's time to eat."
Niuniu ran back home.
She climbed into the car and was about to grab food to eat, but her mother grabbed her tender little hand.
"You!"
"Niuniu, go and wash your little hands before eating."
"oh oh!"
Niu Niu showed her two small canine teeth towards her mother, and gave a giggly laugh.
Then he climbed down from the table, and ran towards the faucet outside the door.
Niuniu turned on the faucet, and immediately the water gushed out.
This scene.
It happened to be seen by Du Ruhui, the Duke of Lai who was passing by.
Niuniu didn't see Duke Du Ruhui of Lai Kingdom.
After Niuniu finished washing her hands, she turned off the tap.
Then ran back to eat.
What she didn't realize was that there was a person behind her.
This person is Du Ruhui, Duke of Lai.
"Niuniu, wait a minute, after you are full, you should stay at home first!"
"Mother, no! I have an appointment with my little sisters, wait a minute, after dinner, I have to play mud with them."
"You can play if you want. After today, you can play whatever you want tomorrow."
Hearing what mother said, Niu Niu felt a little like crying.
"Why not today?"
"Because the emperor came to our old city today, if you go out, I'm afraid you will run into the emperor."
"What is an emperor? Is an emperor a tiger?"
Niuniu is still very young, and the peasant woman doesn't have much experience.Even she doesn't know what the emperor is, let alone answer Niuniu's question.
The peasant woman pondered for a while and said: "The emperor's eating bowl is made of gold...the emperor just goes to the latrine without queuing..."
The conversation between the mother and daughter was overheard by Du Ruhui, the Duke of Lai who had just walked in.
Especially the last sentence of the peasant woman.
"The emperor just goes to the latrine without queuing."
(End of this chapter)
"Your Majesty, Empress Empress."
Shortly after.
Li Shimin, Empress Changsun followed the old man Li Yuanshan to the entrance of Beiping Street in the old city.
Li Yuanshan pointed to a row of houses next to the entrance of Beiping Street and said, "This row of houses is the public toilet in our old city."
When Li Shimin and Empress Changsun looked in the direction of old man Li Yuanshan's finger, the first couple of Datang looked at each other.
Both sides could see the shock in the other's eyes.
This is the public restroom?
Li Shimin thought in his heart that such a good house was actually used to relieve people's hands.
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun couldn't believe it, what they saw was real.
I saw that this public toilet is composed of twenty small rooms, the walls are yellow and white, and the door is iron.
This room is better than the houses that common people live in. Li Shimin saw it and it hurts in his heart to use it to relieve his hand!
He is so angry!
He really wanted to scold Li Kuan well.
If such a room is made bigger, it can be used for living!
This stinky boy actually used it for the convenience of others, I was really pissed off.
I'm so mad.
I guess this brat wants to piss me off so that he can inherit my throne, right?
"Second brother, let's go in and have a look!"
Empress Changsun didn't know that her husband was already very angry.
Now she only knows that this public toilet is something made by her son, and she really wants to go up and see what the public toilet looks like.
Whether its interior is the same as the structure of the hut.
"Uh-huh!"
Li Shimin nodded and glanced at old man Li Yuanshan.
After receiving the hint from the emperor, the old man Chu Yuanshan hurried forward and knocked on the doors of every small room.
Because there are some small rooms inside where people are shitting.
However, he was called out by the old man Chu Yuanshan.
Some people only urinate half way through, and when the old man Chu Yuanshan told them in a low voice that the emperor was coming to observe their urination, all their urine was frightened and ran back into their bodies.
One by one, they all hurriedly wiped their buttocks, as if there was a tiger chasing them behind them, they ran away as fast as they could.
Although the voices of the old man Chu Yuanshan and those civilians who were shitting were very low, their voices were still heard by Li Shimin and Empress Changsun.
Li Shimin looked embarrassed!
He really wanted to kill this stinky old man.
Kick his head like a ball.
Li Shimin is really angry!
She was grinding her teeth so angry that she really wanted to take the machete and chop off the head of that smelly old man Li Yuanshan with her own hands.
However, Li Shimin couldn't do anything to the old man Li Yuanshan.
They also kindly brought you to visit this hut, and you asked them to bring you here, and they didn't offend you or make any mistakes.
What happened to your emperor?You can't kill someone just because of this!
Besides, this smelly old man is his son's manager!
If he killed this smelly old man himself, Li Kuan would probably turn his face against this old man.
After all, it's not like this never happened.
I remember that last year, a servant girl in Chu Palace was molested by the youngest son of an important minister's family.
Li Kuan is a good guy, that night he broke into the important minister's house alone with a knife.
He said he was going to kill his youngest son in front of his father.
This tone is too arrogant!
Later, this matter came to Li Shimin, and Li Shimin intervened to solve the matter, and Li Kuan was almost mad at him.
The final result is.
Li Kuan insisted on forcing his youngest son to marry his family's maid, and he was a regular wife, not some shit concubine.
Li Kuan has always been a mediocre, idle fish prince who only knows how to sleep and doesn't bother to care about anything.
This is well-known throughout the Tang Dynasty, but since that incident, in addition to the Lord Xianyu, Li Kuan has another title in the Tang Dynasty called Lord Protector.
Empress Changsun, who was standing beside Li Shimin, saw her husband's expression of wanting to kill but suppressed it, Empress Changsun couldn't help but wanted to laugh.
"Guanyin maidservant, it must be hard for me to bear it, you can laugh if you want!"
As soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, Empress Changsun burst into laughter.
Even if Li Shimin didn't say anything, in the end, Empress Changsun couldn't help laughing at Li Shimin.
……
The old man Li Yuanshan drove away all the people who shitted in the name of the emperor.
"Your Majesty, Empress Empress."
After the old man Li Yuanshan drove away all the people who were peeing, he trotted back in front of Li Shimin and Empress Changsun.
"All the people who were tentacles were driven away by the old man. Now you can visit the hut with peace of mind."
……
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun were visiting the public restroom. At the same time, the story of Emperor Li Shimin and Empress Changsun visiting the huts in the old city quickly spread among the people in the old city.
……
"Come on, Niuniu, let's have dinner."
A commoner's home in the old city.
A peasant woman was standing at the door of the house.
He waved and shouted to his daughter, Niuniu, who was not far away.
Niuniu is playing mud with two or three little sisters of her age.
Suddenly, she heard her mother's voice.
Niuniu raised her head, looked at her mother, and replied, "Mother, I'm coming right away."
After answering her mother's words, Niuniu looked at her little sister who was playing in mud with her and said, "My mother told me to go back to eat.
"I'll go back to eat first, you guys should go home too! It is estimated that your mother has already prepared the meal, maybe your mother is looking for you.
"After dinner, let's play mud together in the afternoon, shall we?"
"Ok!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Mmmmmmm!!"
Niu Niu's little sisters.
They all nodded in agreement with Niu Niu.
Seeing that the little sisters nodded in agreement, Niuniu happily ran towards her mother.
"Mother, it's time to eat."
Niuniu ran back home.
She climbed into the car and was about to grab food to eat, but her mother grabbed her tender little hand.
"You!"
"Niuniu, go and wash your little hands before eating."
"oh oh!"
Niu Niu showed her two small canine teeth towards her mother, and gave a giggly laugh.
Then he climbed down from the table, and ran towards the faucet outside the door.
Niuniu turned on the faucet, and immediately the water gushed out.
This scene.
It happened to be seen by Du Ruhui, the Duke of Lai who was passing by.
Niuniu didn't see Duke Du Ruhui of Lai Kingdom.
After Niuniu finished washing her hands, she turned off the tap.
Then ran back to eat.
What she didn't realize was that there was a person behind her.
This person is Du Ruhui, Duke of Lai.
"Niuniu, wait a minute, after you are full, you should stay at home first!"
"Mother, no! I have an appointment with my little sisters, wait a minute, after dinner, I have to play mud with them."
"You can play if you want. After today, you can play whatever you want tomorrow."
Hearing what mother said, Niu Niu felt a little like crying.
"Why not today?"
"Because the emperor came to our old city today, if you go out, I'm afraid you will run into the emperor."
"What is an emperor? Is an emperor a tiger?"
Niuniu is still very young, and the peasant woman doesn't have much experience.Even she doesn't know what the emperor is, let alone answer Niuniu's question.
The peasant woman pondered for a while and said: "The emperor's eating bowl is made of gold...the emperor just goes to the latrine without queuing..."
The conversation between the mother and daughter was overheard by Du Ruhui, the Duke of Lai who had just walked in.
Especially the last sentence of the peasant woman.
"The emperor just goes to the latrine without queuing."
(End of this chapter)
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