I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons

Chapter 493 Chapter [494]: Hunger strike is a good idea
"Father-in-law, Lu Ya might not believe you when you said you were going to hang yourself."

Lu Laoba pointed to the rope hanging on the wall and said: "I specially prepared two ropes in advance and said to Lu Ya: This is the rope we used to hang ourselves. I bought it specially. Lu Ya saw the two ropes. I was so scared that my face turned pale, I thought: She must be scared, and on the 8th of next month, she will obediently follow you to get a marriage certificate."

"Thank you father-in-law for helping me with my work."

"Son-in-law, in order to do Lu Ya's job, I even thought of hanging myself and prepared props. Please tell me, do I care about you?"

"Yes, my father-in-law treats me like his own son. It should be said that he is even closer than his own son. I appreciate it."

"Son-in-law, tell the truth: In my heart, you are closer than my own sons. I raised three of my own sons. What did they give me? What did they help me? They are still gnawing at me. But you are different, you have been of great help to our Lu family, especially: you also helped me find the female apprentice I had been thinking about day and night, and also helped me find a daughter."

"Father-in-law, this is what I should do."

"Son-in-law, I like you more and more, and I have to tell you one more thing: about the illegitimate daughter, you must never tell anyone, except you know me, you can't let the third person I know. If this gets to the old woman's ears, I'll have a hard time."

"Father-in-law, don't worry, I have two iron generals guarding my mouth, and I will never leak a word."

"Son-in-law, I believe in you."

When Tao Susu came back from shopping, seeing Tianhao came, she said happily, "Guye, I have some good news for you. Lu Ya came to visit me last night, and the old man and I did her ideological work. It looks like Lu Ya is a little tempted." Well, I think it's no problem to get a marriage certificate with you on the 8th of next month."

"Mother-in-law, thank you and father-in-law for worrying about my affairs."

"Hee hee... Fucking your heart is not the same as messing with my daughter's heart. If you two get married, I will save myself a worry."

Tianhao ran to the house of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, just to give them a vaccination so that they would never play the trick of hanging himself.

Tianhao said: "I came here today to talk about one thing. Last night, one of my colleagues quarreled with his parents because of marital issues. His mother hanged himself because he couldn't think about it for a while. Originally, his mother just wanted to hang himself. I tried to scare my colleague, but I didn’t expect the fake to come true, as soon as she was hung up, my colleague found out and immediately rescued her, but the person had already died, you said, isn’t this too sad.”

Tao Susu asked in amazement: "Is it going to die just after hanging up?"

"Yes, I checked the information later. When some people are hung up, their trachea will be severed due to the weight of their bodies. Therefore, you must not make jokes about hanging."

"Ah! There is such a thing."

Tao Susu had a look of horror on his face.

Tianhao looked his mother-in-law up and down, and said, "You are getting fatter and fatter now. With your weight, if you hang yourself, your windpipe will definitely be strangled."

Lu Laoba also said timidly: "I weigh [-] to [-] catties. If I hang myself, I will undoubtedly have my trachea broken."

Tianhao said alarmingly: "Yes, father-in-law and mother-in-law, both of you are fat, if you hang yourself, you will die in less than two seconds, so, don't play the trick of hanging yourself."

Laoba Lu glared at Tao Susu, and reprimanded: "Old woman, you are the only one who came up with a bad idea, and even said that you would perform a collective hanging trick to scare Lu Ya. Now you know, if we really hanged ourselves, He might die right away."

"Yes, this kind of trick must never be played."

Tao Susu timidly said: "I see, old man, since you can't play the trick of hanging yourself, then let's play the trick of jumping off a building."

"Jump off?"

"Yes, old man, let's go to the restaurant across the alley, climb up to the 20th floor, then stand by the window, call Lu Ya, and tell her: If you don't go to get a marriage certificate with my uncle, you can go upstairs jump down."

When Tianhao heard this, he hurriedly stopped him and said, "Mother-in-law, this is a bad idea. If you stand on the window sill and don't hold on tightly, or slip and fall from the stairs, then it's too late to regret it. "

Lu Laoba echoed: "Yeah, you old woman, you are always thinking of bad ideas, we are both so old, our arms and legs are not flexible, if we accidentally fell from upstairs, wouldn't we be smashed to pieces. "

Tao Susu said in embarrassment: "Then what should we do? If the girl doesn't listen to us and doesn't go to get a marriage certificate with my uncle on the 8th of next month, we can't stare blankly."

Tianhao came up with an idea: "Father-in-law, mother-in-law, I have a good idea. If Lu Ya refuses to go with me to obtain a marriage certificate, you two will declare a hunger strike."

"Ah! You made us both go on a hunger strike. It's hard to feel hungry. Back then, when I was a child, I went hungry for a whole day and my heart beat like a drum."

"Mother-in-law, I'm not asking you to go on a real hunger strike, but to make you go on a fake hunger strike. You and your father-in-law will declare a hunger strike at that time, and the two of you will lie on the bed without eating or drinking. Think about it, even if Lu Ya comes, she can't 24 Stay by the bed for hours, you have to go to the toilet or something, when the time comes, both of you prepare some dry food and mineral water, put them under the bed and in the pillow, and eat when you have time."

Lu Laoba laughed and said excitedly: "Son-in-law, you are still smart. I think this is the best way to go on a hunger strike. First, it can scare Lu Ya; second, there is no risk. When the time comes, buy more snacks." And mineral water, put it in the pillow, and we will have some when no one is in the room."

Tianhao said with a smile: "You two must pretend to be weak until the second day of your hunger strike. On the third day, you two must pretend that you have no strength to speak. I think: When the hunger strike reaches the third day , Lu Ya will definitely compromise. At that time, the two of you will say: you have to see the marriage certificate before you eat."

Tao Susu said happily: "This is a good idea. I will buy more cakes. Cakes are my favorite."

Lu Laoba said: "Before the hunger strike, I made a food list and prepared a variety of food, stuffed them into the pillow, and then stuffed a little under the bed. In short, I had to prepare dry food and drinks for 5 days to prepare for a long-term battle Prepare."

Tao Susu curled her lips and said, "Our daughter is not so cruel, as long as we both go on a hunger strike for one day, she will compromise the next day."

Tianhao said with a smile: "Yes, I think it is enough to prepare food and drinks for two days. Lu Ya is soft-hearted and will not watch you two starve. But you two should be careful, don't let Lu Ya see There was a flaw."

(End of this chapter)