I forced three brother-in-laws into sister-in-law demons

Chapter 361 Chapter [361]: Suicide by cutting wrists
Lu Erbao thought about it all night last night, he felt: The reason why Bao Xiao broke up with him is that there is no wedding room, as long as he can find Tian Hao to ask for a house with 2 bedrooms and 1 living room, Bao Xiao and him will get back together.

Lu Erbao ran to Tianhao's office early this morning, just to threaten Tianhao and make him let go and give him the wedding room.

Unexpectedly, Tianhao didn't buy it, and let himself crash into the office wall to death.

Lu Erbao had no choice but to resort to the second trick, which was to coerce his parents by committing suicide, so that his parents would come forward and force Tianhao to give up the wedding room.

Unexpectedly, his father Lu Laoba even let himself commit suicide with a kitchen knife.

Lu Erbao jumped up and said, "Dad, are you drunk? Are you not afraid that I will really commit suicide?"

"Erbao, if you really want to commit suicide, how can I stop it? You can cut your wrists; you can hang yourself; you can jump off a building; you can even jump into a river. There are many ways to die. I can't follow you all day long. Well, so, I have also seen it through, since you want to die, then I will follow you."

Tao Susu also saw through Lu Erbao, she stepped forward, snatched the fruit knife from Lu Erbao's hand, and said a lesson: "Erbao, your father and I are both old, and we can't stand being surprised by you like this." , if you want to die, don't die in front of us."

Lu Laoba said contemptuously: "Erbao, do you think your dad is a three-year-old kid who would give in after being frightened by you? Let me tell you: If you are so unbelievable, you deserve it if you die."

Lu Erbao said angrily: "Mom and Dad, I have seen through it. Both of you were bought by Tianhao. Tianhao is a cunning fox. He not only deceived his sister, but also deceived both of you. It is really Lu The sorrow of the family."

Lu Erbao's conspiracy failed, and he became a little angry.

"Erbao, let me tell you: this Baoxiao is not a good woman, you should stay away from her as soon as possible. Now she proposes to blow the lamp with you, I think it's very good."

Tao Susu also said: "Yes, your father and I have the same opinion, this Bao Xiao is not worthy to be the daughter-in-law of the Lu family."

Lu Erbao is completely out of play.

At this time, Lu Dabao came back, and he asked with a look of horror, "Mom and Dad, what are you two doing? One is holding a kitchen knife in his hand, and the other is holding a fruit knife in his hand. This... this posture is scary .”

Tao Susu pursed her lips and said, "Erbao is going to use this fruit knife to cut his wrists to commit suicide. Your father said that using a fruit knife to commit suicide is useless, so I gave him a kitchen knife."

Lu Dabao was terrified and said: "Mom and Dad, are you both drunk? Erbao is going to commit suicide, and you two handed him a knife. This is too funny!"

Lu Erbao said aggrievedly: "Brother, our parents have been deceived by Tianhao. I think, in their hearts, Tianhao is already regarded as a son."

Tao Susu curled her lips and said: "The old saying goes: A son-in-law is half a son. I think Tianhao is as good as a son. Erbao, your father and I regard Tianhao as our son, right? You three sons added to this None of them are as good as Tianhao, what I said is right, right?"

Lu Dabao asked curiously: "Er Bao, why did you commit suicide for no reason?"

Last night, Lu Dabao came back very late, he didn't know that Lu Erbao and Bao Xiao had already said goodbye.

Lu Erbao lowered his head and did not answer.

Tao Susu said: "Bao Xiao felt that Erbao didn't have a wedding room, so yesterday he officially announced that he and Erbao had a wedding. Erbao wanted Tianhao to give him the apartment with 2 bedrooms and 1 living room, but Tianhao didn't agree, so he decided to Here comes this farce of suicide."

Lu Dabao laughed.

Lu Erbao squinted at Lu Dabao, and asked coldly: "Brother, are you happy now, you can watch my jokes now."

Lu Dabao said with a smile: "Er Bao, Bao Xiao said goodbye to you. This is a great thing. I have seen it for a long time. You are a bronchitis in front of Bao Xiao. You married her." Once you get married, life will never get better, as the saying goes: long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, now that you have broken up with her, for you, it is liberated."

Lu Erbao said displeasedly: "Brother, you are so vicious, you are a lonely old man, and you want me to end up like you, also end up as a lonely old man, and be an lonely old man by your side."

Lu Dabao said with a smile: "The old blind man said, as long as I find a girl with Mao in her name, I can change my life. At that time, I will have a whole house full of children and grandchildren. When I am old, I will have children and grandchildren around my knees." , Live a happy life to support the rest of the world.”

"Good idea! It's not so easy to find a girl with Mao in her name. Even if you find it, she may not be your favorite. Brother, don't forget, Liu Xiaomao also has a Mao in her name. Didn't I just kick you eight feet away?"

When Liu Xiaomao was mentioned, Lu Dabao felt a dull pain in his heart.

He likes this Liu Xiaomao very much, but Liu Xiaomao has no feelings for him.

Lu Dabao said dejectedly: "Er Bao, don't laugh at me either. I was kicked 8 feet away by Liu Xiaomao. Weren't you also kicked 10 feet away by Bao Xiao? This is called 50-step laughter. A hundred paces away, the bald man laughs at the monk, we are each other."

Lu Laoba said angrily: "You two sons are idiots and idiots, and neither of them is like me. Back then..."

Tao Susu interrupted Lu Laoba, and said: "Old man, everyone is tired of hearing your car talk, you are lucky enough to marry a beautiful woman like me, so you have the capital to show off. "

Lu Laoba said proudly: "Old lady, you are really right. I don't have many things to show off in my life, but there is one thing that is the most enviable, and that is marrying a beautiful wife like you."

Tao Susu walked up to Lu Erbao's side, took his hand, and comforted him, "Erbao, it's not that mother said you, you should fight hard, don't miss that little girl, to be honest, she bids you goodbye, the whole family All happy."

Lu Erbao sighed and said: "Mom, I...I really like Bao Xiao. Without her, I feel that the sky is falling, the earth is sinking, and the end of the world is coming."

Lu Laoba cursed: "Bear stuff!"

Lu Laoba took the kitchen knife into the kitchen, he put the kitchen knife into the kitchen, and then went back to the bedroom.

Tao Susu patted Lu Erbao's shoulder and encouraged him: "Erbao, don't be too stubborn. Maybe you will meet a better girl than Bao Xiao. At that time, you will know that today your lovelorn Not a bad thing, but a great good thing."

Lu Dabao also persuaded, "Erbao, you have better conditions than me, and you will definitely find a good woman in the future."

Lu Erbao said unwillingly: "Mom, Tianhao is not a good guy, he...he even encouraged me to commit suicide just now."

Tao Susu asked: "Did you go to find uncle just now?"

"Yeah, I asked him to give me the 2-bedroom, 1-living house, but he refused. Not only did he let me hit the wall of his office, but he also handed me a piece of paper and a pen to write a suicide note. .”

(End of this chapter)