The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard

Chapter 6 I'm a Serious Person
Just as Tang Hao entered the yard, he bumped into the landlord's man walking down the stairs.

The landlord's name is also very interesting, Zhu Wencai, Tang Hao usually calls him Brother Zhu, of course, what is more interesting is the landlord's woman's name, Ma Xiaolan, Tang Hao calls her Sister Ma.

When Tang Hao first moved in and heard the names of these two people, he felt admiration in his heart. It was a match made in heaven for these two people. If the surnames were exchanged, Ma Wencai and Zhu Xiaolan would be perfect.

"Brother Zhu, what are you doing here?"

Tang Hao immediately greeted him courteously.

Brother Zhu smiled: "The pipe on the top floor is leaking, I'll go and have a look, it's just been repaired."

Tang Hao let out a groan, half a smile but not a smile. There is a reservoir on the top floor, which is specially provided for the tenants to bathe. Are you going to see if there is any water?

When Tang Hao passed by him and was about to go upstairs, Brother Zhu stopped in his tracks and called to him: "By the way, Xiao Tang, there are still three days before you have to pay next month's rent, and from the next From the beginning of the month, the rent will have to go up by 50 yuan.”

"What? Another rent increase?" Tang Hao stared and said, "Didn't it just increase by 50 yuan two months ago?"

Brother Zhu looked helpless: "Hey, there is no way to do it. Now that housing prices have risen, prices have risen, and even pork is several dollars more expensive. If the rent does not increase, we will have to drink Northwest Wind, you know , Rents in other places are raised together with the water and electricity bills, but here I just increased the rent, and the water and electricity bills are at the original price, which is enough."

Tang Hao touched his shriveled wallet subconsciously, and said haha: "That's fine, I know!"

After bidding farewell to Brother Zhu and going upstairs, Tang Hao took out his wallet, and secretly despised himself for packing green onions. He was a poor man, but for today's lunch meal, he even paid for the lady Lin and packed it. Grandpa, I went to buy shirts and shoes in the afternoon and went to a piece of Grandpa Mao. Now, I only have a piece of Grandpa Mao and a dozen yuan in change in my wallet.

Hey, this silver is really precious, spend it, and it will be gone!

He took out the key to open the door, and shook his head while turning on the light: Who made me a chivalrous and good person?Helping others is the foundation of happiness!

Tang Hao's dinner is very simple. The old godmother serves a bucket of instant noodles. This is the dinner he set for himself for the next month after he lost his job yesterday.

Lying on the bed after dinner, Tang Hao began to think. Now the card only has 1000 yuan, and the rent is 500... no, it will be 500 yuan, and the water and electricity bills will be almost 500 yuan, which means that his next The monthly living expenses are only [-] yuan. Now that I have just found a job, I must spend a lot of miscellaneous things. Maybe they are less than [-] yuan. Imagine how miserable life will be in the next month?
Simply because he is a very open-minded person, he shook his head and didn't care. At worst, he would talk to the landlord and owe next month's rent first.

Thinking about it this way, he felt a lot more relaxed. Turning over, he suddenly remembered the one-night stand last night. He remembered what he said about molesting that woman in the bar, but no matter how hard he racked his brains, he couldn't remember the woman's appearance. The light in the bar was already dim, and he was half drunk and half awake at that time, and he walked out of the bar with the woman's arm At that time, the two of them were almost drunk, and they would not pay attention to each other.

But Tang Hao is sure of one thing, that woman must remember him, after all, that woman left first this morning, she will definitely pay attention to the man beside her when she wakes up!

Tang Hao, who couldn't remember it, didn't think about it anymore, and made a scratching motion with his hands, secretly proud of it, saying that the woman's figure is really attractive, and he can still vaguely recall that feeling.

Although it was just a one-night stand, it was the first time for both of them. It was a pity that Tang Hao didn't know who the woman was, which meant that there would be no intersection in the future.

Lying a little sleepy, Tang Hao got up and walked to the bathroom, planning to take a bath and sleep.

Thinking of bathing and rent, Tang Hao's mind flashed, and he immediately thought of a good plan.

Looking at the time, it was almost time for the female teacher to take a shower. Without thinking about it, Tang Hao quickly opened the door and ran out.

As he went downstairs, he felt secretly happy, admiring himself: Lao Tzu is really a genius, he can even think of such an insidious plan.

After going downstairs, he first glanced at the landlord's window through the window. Sure enough, the light was on, but there was no one inside. After looking left and right, Tang Hao walked around the house sneakily, Walk towards the back of the house.

As soon as he rounded the corner of the room, Tang Hao saw a sneaky figure lying on a window from a distance, looking inside through the light from the gap of the window, the bent body was shaking , It seems to be very exciting.

That's right, that window is the female teacher's bathroom, and Tang Hao doesn't need to guess that the crooked body is Brother Zhu. He has secretly paid attention to this scene several times, but it doesn't disturb Brother Zhu's elegance every time. .

Tonight, because of the rent, I have to interrupt.

He came to the back of Brother Zhu lightly, this guy was so focused that he didn't notice anyone coming behind him at all.

Although Tang Hao stood a little further away, he could still clearly hear the sound of running water coming from the bathroom.

Tang Hao didn't interrupt Brother Zhu right away. He knew that Brother Zhu was in high spirits right now, and it seemed inappropriate to interrupt him, so he waited patiently with a suppressed smile.

After waiting for a few minutes, feeling that Brother Zhu's 'elegant spirit' was almost worn out, Tang Hao just picked up a stone on the ground and threw it. The slight sound finally alarmed Brother Zhu.

Brother Zhu's body trembled violently. Turning around, when he saw Tang Hao's 'unbelievable' expression of 'shock' with wide-eyed eyes, Brother Zhu's complexion first turned into a pig's liver color, and then turned to Tang Hao. With a sly smile, he straightened up.

"Brother Zhu, you...you...what are you doing here? I've been looking for you for a long time."

Tang Hao pretended to be surprised, pointing at Brother Zhu and hesitating, his voice was well controlled so that the female teacher in the bathroom would not hear him.

As soon as Tang Hao opened his mouth, Brother Zhu's expression suddenly became tense. He hurried over and hissed in a low voice: "Little Tang? What are you doing here?"

"I went downstairs to look for you, and found that you were not in the house, so I searched around and wandered here." Tang Hao looked ignorant, and immediately turned his eyes to the window: "By the way, Brother Zhu, What are you looking at?"

"No...it's nothing, didn't you have something to do with me? Let's go, let's go back and talk!" Brother Zhu panicked and hurriedly dragged Tang Hao away.

Tang Hao was indifferent, and made a thoughtful look: "Oh! I remembered, isn't this where Teacher Li lives? Huh~, why is there the sound of water in there? Could it be the bathroom?"

Brother Zhu suddenly turned pale with shock: "What bathroom? Little Tang, let's go, let's go back and talk about something."

Tang Haoruo glanced at the sweaty Zhu Ge meaningfully, said "Oh," and suddenly smiled and patted Zhu Ge's shoulder with a deep meaning: "Zhu Ge, I understand, everyone is a man, don't worry, I don't care. I will tell Miss Ma."

Seeing this little Tang being so upbeat, Brother Zhu didn't hide it any more, secretly wiped the sweat off his face, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Tang, I usually treat you well! You are all men, you know That tigress in my house is so powerful, if she knows I'm here... she must beat me to death."

Tang Hao nodded again and again, holding back a smile: "Brother Zhu, don't worry, you are always so kind to me, I will definitely keep my mouth shut."

"That's good, that's good." Brother Zhu wiped his sweat again, grabbed Tang Hao and said, "Didn't you have something to do with me! Let's go out and talk."

Although he said this, Brother Zhu's eyes were still staring at the window reluctantly.

Tang Hao whispered in his ear: "Brother Zhu, if you haven't finished yet, continue, I'll wait for you."

Brother Zhu smiled awkwardly, thought for a while, and said generously, "How about? Let's go together?"

"This..." Tang Hao was taken aback, but he didn't expect Brother Zhu to be so generous.

Brother Zhu smiled abnormally: "They are all men, and Brother Zhu understands, don't you have any interest?"

Tang Hao was very shy, coquettishly said: "Brother Zhu, this is not good, I am a very serious person."

As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Zhu had already pulled him under the window.

Tang Hao was very depressed, hey, I am such a decent person, insisting on me doing such a nasty thing.

It's just that the eyes have already looked in through the crack of the window.

Seeing this, Tang Hao immediately cursed in his heart: Day, all the clothes are put on, what a fart!

(End of this chapter)