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Chapter 164 What is dirt?
Xia Le'an recalled everything that happened today, and didn't feel anything was wrong, so she became curious: "Why do you ask this?"

"Don't play dumb, think I didn't see it, you have made eye contact with Qingyu several times, as if you were giving a secret signal."

Zhong Qingxue's ferocious tone made Xia Le'an dumbfounded: "Have I... made eye contact with... Qingyu...?"

Zhong Qingxue stared at Xia Le'an earnestly, Xia Le'an looked back at it calmly, this is really nothing, it's not false at all.

"It's fine if you don't."

Zhong Qingxue shook her head suddenly, but then she turned around and shouted, "You... really like... me more dirty?"

Xia Le'an hesitated for a while, and then said softly: "Well...in theory...when two of you are alone...when you're doing activities...it's good to be a little dirty, what do you think?"

"Sure enough, what mother said is right. You guys don't have a good thing. Apart from that, there is nothing else in your head."

Zhong Qingxue suddenly rolled her eyes in disdain: "Apart from that matter, can't I think of other meaningful things?"

"Can I...refute this?"

Xia Le'an pointed at herself uncertainly, Zhong Qingxue raised her eyebrows: "Say, I see what crooked truths you can come up with."

"Look!"

Xia Le'an stretched out his hand and asked: "From the time we were born to the present, what things must we do?"

Zhong Qingxue blinked curiously, and Xia Le'an raised her finger: "For example, eating, drinking, and rest, these three are necessary, right? Otherwise, you will die of starvation, thirst, and exhaustion..."

"kindness!"

Zhong Qingxue nodded confusedly: "Then?"

"Eating, drinking, and resting are just the necessary foundations for human beings to live. However, if only eating, drinking, and resting are necessary, then human beings will not be able to reproduce, right? In the first generation, they will be like dinosaurs in the world. Disappeared."

"What exactly do you want to say?"

"It's just something you feel bad about!"

Xia Le'an spread her hands and stretched her waist: "Dirty things, this is what human beings must do if they want to reproduce, otherwise, there will be no me and you in this world, what do you think, this matter, no okay?"

"I didn't say it was bad!"

Zhong Qingxue understood somewhat, but seeing Xia Le'an's preaching expression made her very unhappy.

"I'm done, that's what I meant."

Xia Le'an collapsed on the sofa in big characters: "To sum up, the things that people really have to do in their entire life are eating, drinking, resting, and toileting. Everything else is optional. Then... if you want to reproduce, or the human race will become extinct, you must... move!"

"Okay, I don't know how to say serious things, but I have a set of crooked truths!"

Zhong Qingxue smiled angrily: "Meeting you in this life is definitely due to some evil I did in my previous life."

"Pfft...cough..."

Xia Le'an smiled helplessly: "It must be because I did countless good things in my previous life that God arranged for me to meet you in this life."

"Ignore you, go take a shower!"

Zhong Qingxue turned around and went into the bathroom, Xia Le'an immediately got up and shouted: "Wait for me, let's go together!"

"dream!"

Zhong Qingxue yelled back impatiently, but Xia Le'an listened carefully, it seems that Zhong Qingxue didn't lock the bathroom door...

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The next day, Xia Le'an and Zhong Qingxue went out with Chen Biefang's paternity test.

"Can't you make an appointment later? Why make an appointment at nine o'clock, so I have to get up at seven o'clock."

Zhong Qingxue muttered dejectedly, and Xia Le'an murmured silently: "No one told you to spend two hours washing your face and getting dressed. Follow me, from waking up to going out, you can do it in 3 minutes."

"Could you speak softly when you're chanting, or did you say it to me on purpose?"

Zhong Qingxue reached out and grabbed Xia Le'an's ear: "I found that, really, I want to hit you more and more."

Xia Le'an replied with a smile: "Hitting is kissing, scolding is love!"

"Then if I kick it with my feet, does it prove that I love you to death!"

Zhong Qingxue almost gritted her teeth and said, "These are all those domestic violence men said to justify themselves. If you dare to hit me, try to see if I won't divorce you!"

"But... we haven't finished yet... oh, okay..."

Xia Le'an suddenly reached out and patted Zhong Qingxue's face: "Now I'm hitting you, let's go, let's get a divorce, but if you want to get a divorce, you have to go and get the marriage certificate first, look, why don't you go back now Take the account book?"

"dream!"

Zhong Qingxue couldn't help her expression for a moment: "Isn't it enough for a good cabbage to be crushed by your pig? I won't buy a whole pig home just for a sausage."

"Sausage? Pig?"

Xia Le'an thought for a while, and immediately gave a thumbs up: "Yes, that's it, I like it very much!"

Xia Le'an leaned close to Zhong Qingxue's ear and said softly: "However, you can only tell me this. If you let me know that you said that to others, I will really beat you."

"It's a beautiful thought, how can anyone else have the right to let me say such a thing."

Zhong Qingxue pulled Xia Le'an to her eyes, bit his lips lightly, and roared domineeringly: "You pig, my mother has already made an appointment. In this life, you can only give me this cabbage. If you dare to go Otherwise, I ate the sausage!"

"hiss!"

Xia Le'an shuddered instantly and put on a smile again: "The things in this world are really wonderful, aren't they? When I saw you on the street, I thought you would be a cold goddess, but now, I found out that you are just a second-rate tease."

"You are not the same. At first you looked like a dog, but now you know that you are a pig in human skin, or a stupid pig!"

Zhong Qingxue covered her mouth and snickered: "We are really not a family. We don't belong to the same family."

"Our ancestors are still amazing. Thousands of years ago, they told us that birds of a feather flock together and people divide into groups. Sure enough, you have to be with people with similar personalities to be happy!"

"Okay, don't sigh, I read your novels these days, and there are too many such nonsense sighs, no wonder you threw yourself into the street like a dog!"

"Then you are being..."

Xia Le'an was silent for a moment, and continued to finish his words in his heart, if I were a dog, then who are you?

"You don't even have to guess, you must be saying bad things about me in your heart, right?"

Zhong Qingxue raised her index finger and pointed at Xia Le'an's forehead: "But forget it, after all, I have been scolding you in my heart. It's even!"

"Is this... still even? But that's right. Although it's better to say something directly, there are some things that are better kept in your heart!"

"Here you go again. I just said you were talking too much nonsense, and now you're talking nonsense again! Can you just get to the point?"

(End of this chapter)