Heterogeneous star

Chapter 99 [Scratching to new heights! 】

Han Shuo's Weibo, which made those stupid fans stunned, wrote like this.

"Do you know how hard Jin Yangwei works? Jin Yangwei has a fever of 62 degrees. He insisted on singing on stage because of the waiting of many fans. His legs were fractured and he insisted on practicing tap dancing. He practiced dancing for more than 40 hours a day. He has 300 billion fans all over the world. Never proud, a charity performance is held on February 2 every year, and all the income of two trillion US dollars will be donated to children who cannot afford to go to school in Switzerland. So, stop laughing at people who work hard like this!"

As soon as Han Shuo made this meager statement, there were cheers and curses, anyway, there were all kinds of voices!
Sun Xiaodie, who had been staying in the bathroom for an excuse before, was also amused by Han Shuo's words, and her body kept shaking while holding the phone.Han Shuo's words are very sticky. Don't take a cursory look. They do seem to be boasting, but as long as you use your brain a little, you will find that these words are full of irony, and this method is more powerful than direct scolding!
人能发烧到62度吗？双腿粉碎性骨折能跳舞吗？一天有40个小时吗？2月有30号吗？世界人口有300亿吗？一场演唱会能赚2万亿美金吗？瑞土这么富裕的国家小朋友可能上不起学吗？更可笑的是，你们韩国人会举行慈善义演吗？
The answer to all these questions is no!These are fundamentally low-level mistakes in logic and common sense, which also implies that if I, Han Shuo, believe how hard you, Jin Yangwei, work, then I am an out-and-out idiot!

Especially the netizens who have always been supportive of Han Shuo, all burst into laughter at this moment!

"Ouch, I can't do it anymore, I can't hold on to my stomach from laughing, I have to call an emergency immediately."

"Mr. Han Shuo's methods of swearing are really endless, and every sentence is more vicious!"

"The sentence that I am still practicing tap dancing with comminuted fractures in my legs made me laugh out loud. I couldn't even stand up with comminuted fractures, and Nima said that I was doing tap dancing with my feet hitting the ground with all my might. You have to practice for more than 40 hours a day! What a loss! Teacher Han Shuo, you are really bad!"

"Mr. Han Shuo, maybe that Korean stick may really believe it. You are sincerely apologizing. With his IQ, he probably can't understand these basic common senses! Even, I think he will praise you for your awareness. High. Hahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"It seems that I really misunderstood Mr. Han Shuo. What an apology? It's to relax the enemy's attention, and then give them a fatal blow, and it's [-] times the crit!"

"Domineering!"

"32 likes for you!"

"I'm afraid that Jin Yangwei has been stunned by anger now. He deserves it! He dared to provoke our teacher Han Shuo. If the tiger doesn't show his power, you will treat our teacher Han Shuo as a sick cat! The life of being scolded now cannot Take care of yourself? Let's see if you dare to be so arrogant in the future?"

As for Jin Yangwei, there was a lot of vomiting blood. They didn't expect that the words they used to plead with their idols were changed by Han Shuo and returned!

The form seems to be the same, but the content is quite different. Why insist on holding a concert with a fever of 62 degrees?Why insist on practicing tap dancing with comminuted fractures in both legs?Do we really think we are idiots who don't know anything?

"I'm dizzy! This is scolding, not an apology at all!"

"What a fool! Han Shuo is mocking us for our low IQ! What should we do? Do you want to scold us back?"

"What the fuck, haven't we never scolded before? But tens of thousands of people can't keep up with Han Shuo's mouth. Where in our big South Korea did this mouth be done? I want to do it too."

in a certain house.

At this time there are two people here, one is standing and the other is lying down.

The standing man kicked the lying man hard before he took out his mobile phone and made a call.

And the person lying down was naturally Jin Yangwei.

……

Enough scolding, enough laughing.

Han Shuo finally wanted to end the battle with a meager one.

"The Koreans are the most remarkable. They themselves think that the Dragon Boat Festival was invented by the Koreans, Chinese medicine was invented by the Koreans, Confucius was invented by the Koreans, Tathagata Buddha was invented by the Koreans, and Sun Wukong was also invented by the Koreans...Because Monkey King is playing sticks! Even the four major inventions were invented by Koreans! Then someone will definitely ask: What did the people of the Republic invent?"

The Weibo post ended here, and netizens speculated one after another.

"That's right, the Koreans have taken over the most famous treasures of our Republic, and I don't know what to say?"

"Do you want to talk about the Great Wall? I'm afraid it won't be long before the Great Wall is theirs too."

"It's really difficult. No matter what we want to say, I'm afraid it will end up being Korean."

Just when everyone had different opinions, Han Shuo posted another meager message.

"Since everyone doesn't know, let me tell you, we people in the Republic invented Koreans!"

The republicans invented the Koreans!

It's such a simple sentence, but it makes countless netizens feel excited!

Don't you Koreans think you are awesome?Said the Dragon Boat Festival is yours?Chinese medicine is also yours?Confucius is also yours? ...then we invented you, so the gems in your mouths are ultimately ours!

This is a relationship between elders and younger generations, just like parents who are too lazy to compete with their children for their things.

You can say as much as you want, and you can say it so brilliantly, but you still can't escape the shackles that you were invented by the people of our Republic!
And ask yourself, the claim that the republicans invented the Koreans is not groundless.

During the Qing Dynasty, the current South Korea and North Korea were the Goryeo Kingdom. Goryeo has historically been a subsidiary state of the Tang Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty, and the Qing Dynasty, also known as the vassal state. vassal state.There is no doubt about this!
Netizens also screamed excitedly one by one.

"Nimma, Teacher Han Shuo, I really love you to death!"

"Mr. Han Shuo's cursing has reached a new level!"

"We people in the Republic invented you Koreans. These words are so true, they all go to my heart!"

"I apologize for insulting Han Shuo before, and I promise that I will never scold Han Shuo again in the future!"

When Jin Yangwei's fans saw this sentence, they only felt a mouthful of old blood clogging their chests. They didn't expect that Han Shuo was so good at cursing others?I'm afraid they are all Koreans scolding together, and they may not be the opponent of Han Shuo alone!

As for the cause of the scolding war—Jin Yangwei, he is lying in the emergency room at the moment, his life and death unknown!

(End of this chapter)