Heterogeneous star

Chapter 267 [Everyone laughed and cried! 】

Han Shuo then released an alternative interpretation of Journey to the West in his world: "After we have finished talking about the internal struggles of the Buddhist sect, let's turn our attention to the Tang monk, master and apprentice. In fact, there is also a lot of meaning in it."

"What's there to say?"

"Could it be that there are also fights in this small team?"

"I can't, even if there is a fight, it's just a fight, it's not worth mentioning at all."

"Yes, did Teacher Han Shuo make a mistake? The four masters and apprentices helped each other quite a bit on their way to the West to learn scriptures, and there were almost no major conflicts."

Han Shuo smiled and tweeted, "Don't you believe me? Then I'll ask a question to see which one of the netizens here can answer it perfectly. Listen up, everyone. My question is, is Zhu Bajie's final fruit? How did you get it?"

"What else? It must be cultivation!"

"Yeah, although the second senior brother is very lazy, he is not useless on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures in the Western Paradise. If he meets a goblin, he will do his best."

"What you said above is correct. The second senior brother finally got a job as a clean altar envoy. It was his hard work all the way in exchange for it!"

"Pfft, why do I still have a bad feeling? I don't know what Master Han Shuo will say about Second Senior Brother again this time?"

"Don't do it, the second senior brother is my favorite character, he is so cute, I want to find a boyfriend like this!"

"Huh~huh~ Is the girl upstairs calling me? Your second senior brother, I'm here!"

"A group of hungry, thirsty wolves, when they saw a girl, their eyes shone with green light."

Netizens were discussing and discussing, seeming to drag the topic away.

Han Shuo had quick eyes and quick hands, and immediately brought the topic back: "This question can't be explained in a few words, so let's start with the point of accumulating merit by fighting monsters.

Tang Seng went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, and he would inevitably encounter monsters along the way. If Tang Seng wanted to go there, there should be N kinds of methods, such as: persuading the other party to do good, making peace with the other party, taking a detour, passing the test in disguise, and so on.

However, Monkey King always adopts the method of elimination, even if the monsters that do not conflict with the Buddhist scriptures team, Monkey King will also eliminate them.why?Because killing a monster is considered merit, this is his performance.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Although the grass bandit is a bad person, he is still a human being and should not be beaten to death. He is different from the monsters, ghosts and demons. That beating to death is your merit; beating this person to death is still your unkindness."

The conditions for the three apprentices to protect Tang Seng have been negotiated, and that is not counted as merit. Only killing the monster is considered merit. have to.

Undoubtedly, Sun Wukong wanted to make a contribution. Every time a monster appeared, he was always the first one.However, everyone must not know that Zhu Bajie is the most capable one! "

Netizens were stunned when they saw this!
"kindness?"

"Teacher Han Shuo?"

"Is there a mistake in the script? The senior brother is the one who knows how to perform meritorious deeds the most. He has so many magical powers. How can he defeat a little monster with ease?"

"It's impossible for the second senior brother to do more meritorious service than the senior senior brother. That's not what it says in Journey to the West. Teacher Han Shuo, you must have made a mistake this time!"

"Hundred secrets, one sparse, I don't agree with Teacher Han Shuo's remarks this time."

"I don't agree either. This is really ridiculous. When we read Journey to the West, what we see is that senior brothers are busy with other things. Basically, there is nothing about Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk!"

"Who knows what Teacher Han Shuo is thinking? Probably a short-circuited brain, such a simple problem, as long as you are not blind, you can see it."

Han Shuo naturally knew that many netizens would not believe him when he uttered this sentence, but now there was no panic on his face. It was obvious that he had been prepared for this question, so he typed leisurely. Hitting the keyboard, gradually sent the rest of the comments through Weibo: "In this process, Zhu Bajie will definitely do more meritorious service than Monkey King, please don't doubt it, there are statistics for this.

So, how much merit has Zhu Bajie made?And how did he accomplish his meritorious deeds?Let's take a look:
1. Once the Yellow Wind Monster came back, Sun Wukong was the first to fight the tiger. The tiger monster couldn't hold on and ran away, and the walker rushed over with a stick, shouting endlessly.Bajie was tending his horse there, when he suddenly saw the tiger monster being chased away by the traveler, he raised palladium to build it, and nine holes were built to ooze blood.Pilgrim said: "Brother, this credit is yours." Bajie said: "Brother is right. You go, if you defeat the old demon, come here quickly and wait for the old pig to stop and kill him." )
2. King Golden Horn invited his uncle Fox Ah Qi to help him fight.Tang Monk called: "Monk Sha, go out and see how your senior brother wins or loses." Monk Sha raised his staff and drove off the demons. Seeing that the situation was unfavorable, Hu Ah Qi turned around and left. Ba Jie overtook him and shot a palladium on his back It was built to death. (get a bargain)
3. Sun Wukong wanted to make a big achievement, so he kept pestering the Bull Demon King and asked Zhu Bajie to beat the Bull Demon King’s concubine. Zhu Bajie entered the Moyun Cave, killed Princess Yumian with one palladium, and killed more than a hundred mouths. ! (soft)
4. Sun Wukong killed the Wansheng Dragon King in Bibotan. The dragon was dressed in hemp and was crying while looking at the dragon corpse.This Bajie scolded and stepped forward, clamped a dragon's head to its head, and built nine holes with one palladium.When the owner of the Wansheng Palace was fighting for the box with Sun Wukong, Bajie ran up to him, carried a palladium on his back, and fell to the ground. (soft)
5. There are 6 big demons and 4 small demons in Xingxian once.The traveler said with a smile, "Have you ever seen a monster?" Bajie said, "No." The long mouth, arched and belted, fell to the ground with a wave, and the roots were dripping with blood.Sanzang stopped and said, "Don't hurt him! Although he has become famous, he never hurt me." The idiot simply gave a palladium, and the whole building collapsed. (Old Sun Rang)
6. The Leopard King of Nanshan came back, Sun Wukong used the sleepy bug to make the leopard fall asleep, but Bajie stepped forward and beat the old monster to death. (grab credit)
7. Jinping Mansion captured the rhinoceros, one died, and two were caught alive. Bajie did not participate in the battle, but he cut off the heads of the two rhinoceros! (grab credit)
This is all the big monsters that Zhu Bajie killed, and there are many little monsters, so don't count them.Compared with Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong accounts for 59% of his achievements, and Zhu Bajie accounts for 41%. It is so high, I didn't expect it. "

When netizens saw Han Shuo's explanation, they burst into laughter!
"puff!"

"Hey, do you want to be so funny?"

"Teacher Han Shuo, the comments in the parentheses are so funny. I'm picking up the slack, pinching the weak points, and taking credit for what Lao Sun gave me. I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts!"

"Laughing and crying together, why didn't I find out before that the second senior brother is so good at accumulating merit?"

"Kneel down, as expected of Teacher Han Shuo, this can all be summed up!"

Even the experts who had always wanted to see Han Shuo's jokes couldn't help laughing at Han Shuo's meagerness at this time. After laughing, they felt more admiration for Han Shuo. Looking for evidence can find this level Come on, it is truly unprecedented!

(End of this chapter)