Heterogeneous star

Chapter 263 [Accidentally became a joke! 】

After watching Han Shuo's meager internal struggles in the Buddhist sect, netizens expressed their uneasiness.

"Fuck!"

"Is there still an internal struggle?"

"Do you want to do this? Is it really good for Mr. Han Shuo?"

"Hehe, I wonder what kind of shocking secret Teacher Han Shuo will reveal this time!"

"Yeah, I'm looking forward to it!"

Han Shuo said with a smile, "I'll talk about this right away, but" he licked his chapped lips, typed a string of words on the keyboard with a smile, and posted them on Weibo, "I'm a little thirsty, and I want to go to the toilet (new line) Ten seconds."

Netizens were preparing to listen to Han Shuo tell this very wonderful story, but they suddenly posted this meager message. Many people just saw the ten seconds of going to the toilet, and before they had time to read the next line, they screamed in anxiety. up!
"Oh, don't go to the toilet! Where is this!"

"That's right, please bear with this exciting moment."

"Mr. Han Shuo can't abandon us. Who knows if the toilet you mentioned is disappearing just for fun?"

"Pfft! Primary school students upstairs, please read Doubi Han's Weibo completely? And although you only read the first half of Weibo, don't you find anything wrong?"

"We're not blind. Can't we see what's wrong? The logic of the first half of this sentence is very smooth. I'm thirsty and go to the toilet. Damn it! So the reason for going to the toilet is that I'm thirsty? Fuck you. Second uncle, why do you still have this skill?"

"I laughed and cried in the toilet. It was the first time I heard that the toilet has the effect of curing thirst!"

"Kneel down, we normal people really don't understand Dou Bihan's world!"

Of course, Han Shuo would not go to the toilet to quench his thirst. The attentive Xiaodie brought him a water glass, and after drinking the water, he then posted a meager message: "For netizens who think I'm funny, please give me a 1. "

Ever since, without exception, a series of "1"s appeared!

Then came the swarm of comments.

"I'll go, Mr. Han Shuo, you are so funny!"

"Laughing and pissing, teacher, please take this funny boy out and teach him a lesson for five minutes!"

"Mr. Han Shuo, as a star, is it better to be so funny than to be real?"

"I have never seen such a funny celebrity before, haha, I almost peed myself laughing!"

Seeing that things were going in the direction he didn't want to see, Han Shuo quickly resorted to his secret weapon, "I made a mistake, please return 1 because I think I'm not funny."

When Han Shuo said this, the netizens didn't buy it, and immediately stopped collectively swiping "1" behaviors. Anyway, they couldn't let Han Shuo get what he wanted.

"Pfft it's too late!"

"Yes, Mr. Han Shuo, unfortunately it's too late to tell you!"

"Mr. Han Shuo, don't waste your time. No matter how you change it, you can't get rid of the fact that you are a funny man!"

"The truth of the matter was brutally told upstairs."

In front of the computer, Han Shuo was not angry when he saw the netizens "buying" him so much. Instead, he had a smile on his face. In fact, it is not bad to be ridiculed by the netizens like this. What does this mean?
It shows that Han Shuo is popular and down-to-earth. Only in this way will the majority of netizens be willing to make fun of him.And other celebrities want so many netizens to ridicule them, but netizens are not happy about it.

All in all, this is the embodiment of high popularity!
Ahem, actually, the above are all Hu Zou's. The fact is that the meager one that was funny was really caused by his hand accidentally pressing the wrong one.

After the quarrel was over, Han Shuo immediately became serious: "Okay, let's talk about the internal affairs of the Buddhist sect. Speaking of this, we have to talk about a very awesome monster. As for what is so awesome about him? Let me break it down slowly.

By the way, there are so many strange things on Xitian Road, there are all kinds of monsters, and there is a guy who dares to pretend to be Leiyin Temple and pretend to be a Tathagata Buddha!He not only transformed himself into the appearance of the Supreme Tathagata, but also turned all the demons under him into five hundred arhats, three thousand Jiedi, four Vajras, eight Bodhisattvas, bhikkhunis, upasakas, countless holy monks, and Taoists.

This monster is awesome!Not only is he courageous enough, but he also has extremely high means. When catching Monkey King and the rescuers he invited, no matter how many you come, you can put them all in a sack, just like catching little pigs.After fighting several times, Sun Wukong had no choice but to cry in a deserted place.

Who is this monster?Why only catch but not harm?What is his motive?Let's see why this happened:
When the four masters and apprentices came, they looked at it from a distance: it was really the throne of Zhenlou, and the upper temple was named Fang.The traveler said: "Master, the place we are going to is a monastery, but I don't know why there is some fierceness in the Zen light and mist. Looking at this scene, it is also like the sound of thunder, but the road is wrong. We must not enter there. , for fear of being poisoned."

What did Goku see?Why would you say something like fear of being killed?Could it be that there really is a monster living inside? "

Netizens are still very impressed with this paragraph.

"Then there must be a monster!"

"And it's a very powerful monster!"

"Yeah, senior brother is no match for him!"

"Hey, I couldn't help but gasp. What does this damn monster have to do with Buddhism? I'm getting more and more confused!"

"Haha, it's okay if you don't know clearly. How can Teacher Han Shuo's train of thought be so easily detected? Let's listen to what Teacher Han Shuo has to say."

Han Shuo went on to narrate: "

What Sun Wukong saw was:
1. It is really a temple, a very impressive temple.

2. The architectural style of this temple is very similar to Leiyin Temple, but the roads are different.

3. The temple is surrounded by Zen light, auspicious mist and auspicious clouds.

4. In the auspicious haze of Zen light, there is some fierceness again, I don't know why.

If it was evil spirit, Sun Wukong would be able to see it, but what he saw was Zen light and mist. There was no evil spirit, but some ominous energy. This meant that Sun Wukong's first impression was that it was probably not a monster, but a god, a bit fierce. It's better not to mess with him, and let him go on his own way. "

Weibo posted here, and Han Shuo raised a question in accordance with the management: "Don't you think it's strange when you see this? Wukong is not afraid of anything, so why would he be afraid of a monster that looks like a fairy? Avoid the evil spirit inside! What's even more strange is that the monastery, which looks Zen and auspicious, hides a fierce spirit, which is too contradictory!"

Netizens are also very curious!
Even those experts who had been ashamed by Han Shuo for a long time looked at the screen curiously, wanting to see how Han Shuo explained it!
When they first saw this passage, they thought it was quite strange. This monastery revealed strangeness everywhere. Could it be true that there are some unknown secrets hidden?

(End of this chapter)