Heterogeneous star

Chapter 235 [The wonderful answer made millions of netizens kneel! 】

When Han Shuo saw the voices of admiration for him on the Internet, he had achieved his goal of increasing his popularity. He has caused so many controversies now, so he must use special methods to increase his popularity in a disguised form, so that he can stand up to the critics. The popularity decay brought about reaches a dynamic balance.

Moreover, the method of gathering popularity on the Internet is also very simple. It is nothing more than interacting more with netizens. OK

If this is the case, then the crowd will focus on him even more, and more people will participate in the interaction, and he, Han Shuo, will use his extraordinary mind to create a series of amazing couplets, then, The whole plan just works flawlessly!

Of course, this last step is very important. There are not many good stars like Han Shuo who have both ability and integrity in the entertainment industry!
Seeing that the time for the couplets was approaching, Han Shuo began to announce the answers to the couplets one by one. Of course, the answers to the couplets were very broad. Just like the non-choice questions in the Chinese language test paper, there was no fixed answer, only one. The standard answer form is used in couplets, as long as the upper and lower couplets are neatly aligned. Of course, those couplets with special requirements are not included here.

The first couplet.
The tap water under the sea comes from under the sea.

The standard form of the second line: 大波mermaidren美波大.

The second couplet.
Open a small shop on the main road and sell things facing south.

The standard form of the second couplet: the old tree sends out tender buds, passes through the winter and spends the summer in the spring and autumn.

The third couplet.
The tree is hard to find.

Contrasted with the standard form of the second couplet, which is neat and completely irrelevant to the meaning of the sentence: Sure enough, it is irrelevant at all!

The fourth couplet.
Tune (tiao) Qin Tiao (tiao) New Tune (diao) Tune (diao) Tune (diao) Tune (tiao) Come Tune (diao) Tune (diao) Miao.

The standard form of the second couplet: kind (four tones), flower species (four tones), good species (three tones), kind (three tones), kind (three tones) kind (four tones), Chengzhong (three tones), kind (three tones) incense.

The answers to the four couplets have all been revealed, and after seeing it, netizens were shocked one by one!
"Fuck!"

"Big waves of mermaids and big waves of mermaids? Do you have the nerve to post this kind of subtitle in front of millions of netizens, Mr. Han Shuo?"

"Han Shuo is so thick-skinned that there is no one before or after!"

"Kneel down, kneel down completely!"

"It turns out that the answers to the couplets are so simple!"

"I've already vomited blood depressedly, but I'm still tortured by such simple couplets, I'd rather die! Teacher Han Shuo, you are too deceitful!"

Many netizens went crazy when they saw the first couplet, wasting countless brain cells and couplets, they were going crazy!

Han Shuo actually gave an answer of "big waves of mermaids and beautiful waves"!

They thought that Han Shuo would come up with some in-depth answers. Although this answer is quite in-depth, the two depths are not the same depth!

"I figured it out!"

"I understand too!"

"What do you understand?"

"What do you understand?"

They all said in unison: "We were all fooled by Han Shuo's joke!"

Sitting in front of the computer, Han Shuo expressed his sadness, Eggy’s sadness, in fact, in his world, the best couplet in Shanghai *Shanghai tap water comes from the sea* is not this one, but Shan*Xixuan*kongsikong Xuanxi Mountain, however, in this parallel space, there is no Mountain * West, and there is no Xuankong * Temple, so this best second line cannot appear!

There is also a more fair second line called Shan*dong Luohuasheng Hualuoshan*dong, but the reason why it cannot appear in the correct answer is the same as the former one. The reason is that Han Shuo thought about it before and after, so it would be better to come up with a funny comparison The second link to enliven the atmosphere!
When they saw the second couplet, many people breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your sister, there is finally a match!"

"Yes, the difficulty of this couplet is probably the easiest one among the four couplets."

"East, west, north, south, this is enough to remind people, either it is up, down, left, right, or spring, summer, autumn and winter. Of course, there may be other four related things, and the size of the small shop on Dalu is even wider. , can be old or new, or something else. Anyway, it’s much simpler than four related ones.”

And when it came to the third couplet, many people were stunned after seeing the correct answer!

"What's the situation?"

"Sure enough, it's irrelevant at all? Is this shit the second line of the tree that has been found for a long time?"

"Definitely not. Although it has nothing to do with the Shanglian, the confrontation of this Shanglian is not neat at all. How could it be the Xialian?"

"Mr. Han Shuo, I just want to say: Sure enough, it has nothing to do with your sister, why don't you cheat your fans like this!"

"That's right, don't fool everyone anymore, hurry up and announce the correct answer, my long spear is already hungry, thirsty, and unbearable!"

Li You of the Beijing Couplet Association: "Hehe. This Han Shuo really didn't lie to everyone. Let me explain to you. It really has nothing to do with the Shanglian. Quantifiers (in ancient times, eight feet was the search); 'gan' and 'axe' are both the names of utensils ('gan' is a kind of weapon in ancient times). I have completely convinced Han Shuo, and I have to admit that his couplets The ability is several grades higher than mine."

Netizens expressed enthusiasm for Li You's sudden apology.

"That's right!"

"This is how everyone should behave!"

"It's normal to be inferior to others in skills, and you shouldn't be jealous of those who are worse than yourself!"

"For these few honest words, Li You, I forgive you!"

"Knowing mistakes can be corrected, and doing good is great!"

"Welcome to the new wolf meager millions of netizens!"

Han Shuo looked at Li You's meager post, and couldn't help nodding his head. Although what he did before was really immoral, but fortunately, he has now been punished, and it has to be said that this guy is indeed quite talented. , even understand such uncommon knowledge!It can be seen that they are not those people who live with wine and food!

In fact, the source of this couplet comes from Zhang *zhi*dong, a minister of the Qing Dynasty in his world, who hosted a banquet in BJ Tao*ranting one day, and used antithetical sentences during the banquet.A guest wrote the first couplet with a line of poem: "The tree is so hard to find that it is difficult to vertical the axe." 'Zhang *zhi*dong replied:' Sure enough, it's not relevant at all. 'The upper and lower sentences are extremely neat, but the meaning of the sentence is irrelevant and unexpected.After that, Zhang*zhi* came out of the hole and said, "Tao* Ranting. "According to common sense, the second line should also use the place name, but Li * Wentian, the servant of the Ministry of Industry and Commerce, uses the name of the person:" Zhang *zhi *dong. "Zhang" and "Tao" are both surnames; "Zhi" and "Ran" are function words; "Dong" and "Ting" are names of objects. But it was born from this.Because the second couplet was so clever, everyone looked at each other and laughed.

　There are a lot of * numbers in this chapter, mainly due to the existence of the river crab god

　　
　
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