Heterogeneous star

Chapter 230 [To the Eternal Miracle! 】

And those who have some attainments in couplets, looking at this lonely and widowed couplet, are getting more and more frightened. This damn is clearly an absolute!

The seven characters are all Baotou, but it is so artistic, and the portrayal of a poor woman is lifelike. Originally, it is not difficult to choose seven characters with the same radical among so many Chinese characters, but it can be done now. On the one hand, the perfect seven characters that match this couplet may not exist at all!

Many people are trying to match the lower couplets, but when they list two or three characters of the same radical, they give up. Two or three characters are so difficult, how about seven characters?This is so rare that there is no limit!
It’s totally unacceptable!
Li You, who thought that Han Shuo could not write couplets before, was as pale as paper when he saw this couplet. He never thought that Han Shuo hadn't shown his true skills when facing him. Perhaps Is my own strength not worthy of the other party showing the tip of the iceberg?
After reaching this conclusion, he became even more frustrated!

Many netizens tried several times, and after encountering difficulties, they never dared to be right again!

"Fuck!"

"It's too difficult!"

"Mr. Han Shuo, can we not make it so difficult!"

"That's right, it would be great to make a Mahjong Poker Jinhua and go home after losing, it has to be so difficult!"

"Let's not say that Guo Ming is right, I am afraid that even if he has been looking through the dictionary for decades, he may not be able to match this couplet perfectly!"

"Face-slapping again! As expected of the face-slapping monster Han Shuo!"

Han Shuo was very satisfied with everyone's reaction. After all, this is the eternal absolute in his world. It would be too unreasonable to be matched so quickly, so he typed a paragraph and sent it out, " Guo Ming, have you come up with a couplet?"

I want to come up with a fart!

Guo Ming was depressed and unwilling. The difficulty of this couplet was beyond his ability to handle!But he didn't want to admit defeat so quickly, so he replied: "I admit that I am really not right, but can you get your Shanglian right? If you can come out right, I will apologize in public, and every time we meet When I was here, I called you Senior! What do you think?"

Although what he said was very modest, in fact he was not humble at all. Since so many people can't match up, can you, Han Shuo, match up?
There are a few absolutes in the Republic of Qiangu, and these absolute upper lines are all made by people, but that person did not match the lower line, so he also thinks that Han Shuo is also this kind of person!

Apologize to me in front of netizens?
And you will call me senior every time you see me?

good!Then I'll be right one!
Han Shuo narrowed his eyes and typed a few words.

"Return Lianjing and return to Xiaoyao."

This is one of the neater couplets among those untidy and messy couplets. The reason why I say this is because there are very few couplets that match this couplet!

And this fairly neat second line comes from a legend:
Once upon a time, there was a large family in Jinling City. The owner's surname was Xu, named Zuyin. He was wealthy and well-educated. However, the family was not prosperous. After marrying three wives, he did not have a boy and a half. It was not until he married a concubine in the fourth room that he had a child. He gave birth to a daughter, named Jingyi.

Although she is a girl, the whole family is very happy, and she is regarded as the apple of the eye. What is amazing is that this girl has been extremely intelligent since she was a child. She can read books at the age of three and compose poems at the age of four, especially couplets. He has a talent that ordinary people can't match.

Once, Xu Zuyin was walking alone in the garden, and seeing the flowers blooming in the garden, he couldn't help being touched by the scene, and chanted a couplet: "It's troublesome to be drunk when the house is full of flowers." Xiao Jingyi, who was playing with the maid, suddenly responded "Stubborn stone without words is the most lovely!" Xu Zuyin couldn't help but be amazed when she heard this. You must know that she was not yet five years old at the time. teach each other.

Jingyi grew up to be 17 years old, and she grew up like a lotus, and it was time to talk about marriage.At this time, everyone in the Xu family knew that there was a talented woman who was as beautiful as a fairy, and the princes and nobles flocked to her for a while, and almost broke through the threshold of the Xu family. From the triple couplet, she will marry this person no matter how old or young she is.

Half a year has passed, and of course there are many applicants, but no one can match Miss Chu's three upper couplets, which makes Xu Zuyin very troubled.

On this day, a handsome young man surnamed Wang Baoyao came to Xu's mansion to see Miss Xu, saying that he came from thousands of miles away.Xu Zuyin saw Wang Baoyao's extraordinary aura, couldn't help being overjoyed, and hurriedly went to the back hall to tell his daughter that when the couplet is coming out, it must not be too biased or difficult, so as not to be wronged and miss the good match.After hearing Jingyi's verbal agreement, she didn't take it seriously, thinking: "If he doesn't have real talents, I'll still send him away!"

Miss Xu shyly said: "My lord, please listen carefully, my family is going to publish a couplet." Baoyao said happily: "Miss, please!" Hearing this, she understood that she was praising herself, and immediately responded: "Ding Dong, it turns out that the heavenly girl has descended to earth!"

The two had the same heart, looked at each other and smiled.Jingyi chanted again: "The article is good through the ages." Baoyao said: "The official career is prosperous." Xu Zuyin beside him clapped his hands and smiled: "Wonderful, wonderful! I think today is here, and the third couplet will be in two days. It's not too late." After saying that, he ordered a banquet to wash away the dust for the treasure key.

In the next few days, Jingyi and Baoyao either took a walk in the courtyard or chatted with each other playing the piano all day long. They fell in love with each other, but never mentioned the couplet.In the end, it was Bao Yao who first asked for the young lady to publish the last couplet, so as to make a good relationship.Jingyi pondered for a while before saying: "This third couplet is wrong!" Baoyao said: "Why?"

Jingyi didn't answer at first, but he couldn't help asking again and again, and said: "The previous two couplets were just because my father told me not to embarrass you, so I made it simple. I have been with you for the past two days, and I feel that I really hit it off, so It's not right." Baoyao was young and energetic, and felt humiliated when he heard this, and said decisively: "Xiaosheng came here to ask for marriage, how can he lose his original intention because of the favor of the adults and the young lady? Please ask the young lady to come up with the third couplet, Xiaosheng If you don't agree, you should leave and go back to your hometown, and don't dare to mention marriage again!"

Jingyi saw that he ignored her affectionately, she was very angry, and she couldn't help saying annoyed: "You said that!" It happened that a servant in Xu's house was hammering a wooden wedge into the wall, Jingyi saw this Immediately, he chanted: "Wedges are nailed to the wall." Baoyao was stunned when she heard this, and she didn't expect her to come up with such a couplet.This couplet seems ordinary but it is very difficult to match. Bao Yao has been thinking hard for a long time but still can't match the second couplet.Jingyi regretted it very much when she saw this, and just wanted to make a new pair, unexpectedly, Baoyao bowed deeply and said, "I have little talent and little learning, I made the lady laugh, so I will leave." Jingyi said with tears: "The matter is over, but as long as I If the young master can write the second couplet in half a year, we can still continue our relationship." Baoyao was speechless, turned around and left.

When Baoyao returned home, he thought about it day and night, only thinking about the couplet in his head, and it suddenly seemed that several months had passed.

One day, he strolled to the riverside, and saw a fishing boat moored by the riverside, and there was only one old fisherman on board. After a while, the old man rowed to the opposite bank with his oar.Watching the oar moving the water, Baoyao couldn't help but jump up, saying, "Yes!" That night he packed his bags and rushed to Jinling.

But when he arrived at Xu's mansion, things had already changed, and Xu Zuyin told him sadly: "You are late, Jingyi had already cut her hair and became a nun in the ancient Mei'an outside the city a month ago. The old man's persuasion is useless. She has to go."

It turned out that since Baoyue left, Jingyi no longer had the heart to make any couplet proposals, and was just looking forward to his arrival all day long.Seeing that half a year has passed, but still no one came, she was sad and remorseful, so she decided to leave home alive.

Baoyao didn't expect things to be like this. When he found Gumei'an in a daze, and finally saw Miss Xu, she was dressed as a monk with all the black hair on her head cut off. about you!"

But Jingyi said calmly: "My lord, I am no longer a young lady, but a monk, and my dharma name is Yuanjing." Baoyao said: "I have already written the next couplet, listen carefully, the second couplet is: Boatman Shake the scull and shake the tip." Yuan Jing listened, and then said in silence for a while, "That's really good, but it's a pity..." Bao Yao said in pain: "Didn't you say that as long as I write the next couplet, you and I can reunite. Do you want to continue the relationship? Now that I have come out against you, you should keep your word and return to vulgarity!"

Yuan Jing recited to the Buddha statue: "Amitabha! How can you get involved in the world after leaving the world of mortals? You should give up this heart!"

Baoyao begged again and again, and Yuan Jing said: "Since that's the case, I will make another couplet. If you match me, you will return to vulgarity. If you don't match me, you can't bother me any more!" Baoyao nodded and asked, "Can you Is there a time limit?" Yuan Jing looked around, but seeing the ancient Buddha with the blue lamp, she couldn't help saying: "My lord, listen carefully, the upper line is: Lonely cold window empty widow."

After Baoyao heard this, You Ruo fell into the ice cellar and was speechless for a long while.The seven-character couplet is Baogaitou, and the seven characters vividly describe the desolation and misery of the monks. It is a really difficult sentence, perhaps it is an absolute!He knew that the matter of letting her return to secular life would be in the foreseeable future.Although Yuan Jing was very sad in her heart, she only said that she still had homework and went into the back hall.

Baoyao was so desperate that he simply became a monk in a temple not far from Gumei'an.

Time flies, and three years have passed in a flash. That Miss Xu, who was Yuan Jing, was suffering from love and longing for illness.

When Baoyue heard the news, he couldn't help being distraught, and came to Yuanjing's grave to worship.

It was early summer, and somehow a wild lotus bloomed in the puddle early.

When Baoyue saw this, she couldn't help bursting into tears, and decided that it was the young lady's change. She looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Miss, your first couplet is: Lonely, cold window, empty widow, I already have the second couplet. Listen carefully, the second couplet is: Return it." Lianjing returns to Xiaoyao!" After saying that, he laughed three times, spat out a mouthful of blood, and then sat down on the spot.

(End of this chapter)