Heterogeneous star
Chapter 2 [Who is the laughing chapter? 】
Chapter 2 [Who is the joke? 】
"Love Liar" solicits theme song?A bonus of 12?
What a coincidence!
"It must be a reward from this heterogeneous system." Han Shuo didn't think too much about it. The first thing to do was to produce a song and submit it to the studio to get the 12 yuan bonus!
He first searched for the "Love Liar" microfilm with a search engine, and it showed: This drama is adapted from the most popular online novel "Love Liar" of the same name in 2012, and it is a work that tens of millions of fans are looking forward to.
The play tells the story of a love liar who specializes in deceiving women's feelings for his own benefit, and finally he was punished as he deserved.
Han Shuo calmed down and thought about it carefully. There were many songs about love in his mind, such as the classic song "The Moon Represents My Heart", but this kind of song did not fit the background of "Love Liar".
How to do?
Just as Han Shuo was racking his brains to find a suitable song, a mechanical voice sounded in his mind again:
"Warning: The current honor value of the host is 0. If it does not reach 24 after 100 hours, the chance to solve the current crisis will be forcibly disappeared."
Forced to disappear?Don't let "Love Liar" solicit theme songs?What about Xiaodie's father's surgery fee?Then wouldn't Sun Xiaodie be forced to marry?
After realizing the seriousness of the problem, Han Shuo immediately asked, "How to increase the honor value?"
"Every time the host or its work is criticized by one person, a point of honor will be added."
Treating others' criticism as an honor, the system really wants to make itself a superstar of a different kind who is criticized by people all over the world.
However, in order to save Sun Xiaodie, Han Shuo didn't care about these things, so what about the aliens?As long as the star can make money, it is enough.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, and his spirit was also shaken up. Criticism?Criticism?love?Benefit?
There seems to be a connection between these many people before, as long as you grasp it, you can figure it out.
what is it?
Criticism!love!Benefit!
Criticism.love.Benefit?
Buying and selling?
The word "business" suddenly popped up in his mind, and the title of the song "Love Business" also appeared in his mind.
"Yes, that's it, "Love Trading"! I will use this song to apply for a reward!" Han Shuo slapped his head vigorously. As long as "Love Trading" is successfully selected, he will not only get 12 yuan for Xiao Die Father pays for the operation fee, and he can still get honor points!
Why is he so sure that this song will bring him honor?Because any mainstream musician will think that the lyrics of this kind of song are too straightforward and vulgar, and he will disdain to make such a song, thinking that this kind of song is a complete regression of pop music.
But this kind of straightforward lyrics, which are easy to understand and can resonate with many people, coupled with the simple and beautiful melody, made it a miracle that it became popular in the streets and alleys in a short period of time!
And the song "Buying and Selling Love" was created especially for love liars!It fits perfectly with the theme of this microfilm!If such a song can't become the theme song, then the people in these studios really have a problem with their heads!
Thinking of this, Han Shuo didn't dare to delay for a moment. He immediately returned to his room, sat in front of the computer, opened Baidu immediately, found the submission mailbox of Soerha Studio, and immediately recorded it with pen and paper.After that, he immediately downloaded a software that could write numbered musical notation.
After the numbered notation is done, only the music is left, and he only needs to finish the music to submit!
However, since he does not have a professional recording studio, he can only use the accompaniment function of the Shuaigou music software.
The reason why he chose this song "Love Trading" before is that he doesn't need to make a special soundtrack, he only needs to use the universal chords that are still beautiful.
After everything was ready, he cleared his throat a little, and began to sing the song "Love Trading", which was popular on the Internet and in reality in his previous life.
The tune of this song is extremely simple, even if he has no special training in music, he can sing it without any effort.
After recording the song, Han Shuo listened to it first. Although the production is relatively simple and his voice is not distinctive, the power of the Divine Comedy will not be buried because of these.
Besides, if this song "Buying and Selling Love" is selected, the singer will definitely be replaced by a professional singer, so he doesn't have to worry about it at all.
So, he didn't think too much, and directly contributed to Soerha Studio.
Just after submitting the manuscript and relaxing his body, he heard a knock on the door.
Han Shuo frowned. Who could it be at this time?
Sun Xiaodie?Impossible, her mother would not let her out to meet her so easily.
Your own parents?It is also impossible, they are busy working all day, leave before dawn in the morning, and come back in the middle of the night.
Are those classmates who I borrowed money from in college?Wouldn't it be impossible, for the sake of hundreds of thousands, to travel thousands of miles to pay for debts?The round-trip fare alone is enough for them to drink a pot.
Who else would knock on the door besides them?
With this question in mind, Han Shuo opened the door.
At this time, a young man in his twenties who was handsome in a suit and leather shoes but full of arrogance appeared in front of Han Shuo. Die's ex-boyfriend Han Shuo?"
forward?boyfriend?Han Shuo greatly despised the other party in his heart, when did Xiaodie tell me to break up?On the contrary, you, Yang Bian, were greedy for her beauty and followed her with a stern face. Finally, seeing that Xiaodie ignored you at all, you bribed the money-grubbing mother-in-law with a small trick, and joined forces to force Sun Xiaodie to marry you.
"Why are you staring at me? What's the matter? You don't agree with me?" Yang Bian laughed disdainfully, glanced into the room, saw the shabby furnishings, and mocked, "You poor boy, how dare you Don't accept me? Believe it or not, I paid a bunch of people to beat you all over the floor to find your teeth?"
While talking, he looked at Han Shuo's face, seeing Han Shuo's gloomy face and not speaking, he thought that the other party was afraid of him, so he said proudly: "You know Xiaodie's father's illness, and I know more about you poor boy. I can't come up with 12 yuan, so for her sake, and for your own sake, you'd better not show up in front of Xiaodie and me in the future."
After he finished speaking, he took out a bunch of hundred-yuan bills from his body and threw them to Han Shuo with disdain. His attitude was not even comparable to that of a stray dog. , don’t let me see you again!”
"2 yuan? Is it really for me?" Han Shuo "seemed" to be moved.
Yang Bian said impatiently: "Of course it's for you. As long as you agree to my conditions, the money will be yours!"
"No problem! I will never appear in front of you in the future!" Han Shuo "promised", looking at the pile of hundred-dollar bills in his hand with burning eyes.
"Okay! This is what you said, don't go back on it!" Yang Bian looked serious on the surface, but he was overjoyed in his heart. This Han Shuo is obviously a cowardly and incompetent guy. How could Xiaodie fall in love with him?But don't even look at yourself?
However, this kind of depressing thing will definitely not happen again in the future.Even if it happened, find a few big men and see him beat him a few times, and he will know his own methods.
"I'm sorry, I regretted it again." Han Shuo's expression changed suddenly, he tore off the seal on the money, and under Yang Bian's stunned gaze, he threw it directly outside the door, and almost walked out one by one. It's broken when you step on it.
Bundles of money flew directly into the air one by one, falling to the ground like rubbish.
Han Shuo snorted, and said calmly, "Please pick up the money yourself, and leave in a smooth manner after picking up the money, and you will not be accompanied!"
After he finished speaking, he looked at Yang Bian with a sneer on his face, asking me to give up Xiaodie for just 2 yuan?Young master, I can earn 10,000+ for the songs I make every minute!The time I was talking nonsense with you just now was worth hundreds of thousands less!
Still say I am poor?I think you are the poor ghost.
Yang Bian, who had been stunned for a long time, suddenly woke up, "Leaving in a smooth way"?Isn't this letting him go?When had he been so angry since he was a child?So he cursed viciously, "Go..."
Han Shuo immediately interrupted: "I don't want to repeat what I said."
Yang Bian said fiercely: "You..."
Han Shuo took the lead and said, "I will pay for the 12 yuan for the operation tomorrow. It's best not to let me see you in the hospital."
Yang Bian interjected, "Mom..."
Han Shuo was the first to say again: "The rich second generation is amazing? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!"
Unable to swear at others, Yang Bian was annoyed, "It's..."
Han Shuo didn't interrupt Yang Bian this time, but kicked Yang Bian neatly, "Oh, it's really troublesome, and I have to let you leave smoothly."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Yang Bian curled up and rolled down the stairs, shrugged indifferently, and then closed the door heavily.
When Yang Bian rolled to the turning at the bottom of the stairs, he stopped. As soon as he moved his arm, he grinned in pain, "It really hurts, I'm afraid it's broken. Han Shuo, I'll fuck you!"
Finally, he was able to swear happily, but just after he finished swearing, he saw the door was opened quickly, and a bottle full of water hit him on the head with a beautiful arc, followed by that A word said slowly by the hateful person.
"I'm so thirsty, this is water, don't thank me!"
"I...go..." Yang Bian's face instantly turned into a pig's color, and he wanted to curse again, but because of the power of the bottle, he swallowed the three words "your mother's" in his stomach inside.
Oh shit!Are you stronger than me?You deserve to be a migrant worker all your life!Now, Yang Bian could only scold Han Shuo in his heart.
Lie on the ground and rubbed his almost unconscious arm, he looked at the door with resentment, and spat hard!
After that, he limped up the steps, walked to the door, squatted on the ground like a dog, picked up the money one by one, and finally left like a dog with its tail clamped.
……
In a slightly dilapidated family courtyard, a man and a woman stood at the entrance of the corridor.
At this moment, Yang Bian became like a dog again. He endured the pain on his body and smiled and said, "Xiaodie, let me tell you a joke. That poor boy Han Shuo said that he can give out 12 yuan tomorrow! What do you say?" Funny or not?"
Sun Xiaodie noticed the scuff marks on the lower back of Yang Bian's clothes, and sneered in her heart, who is the joke?
Afterwards, she no longer looked at the poor guy Yang Bian, but looked up at the window sill, with tenderness in her eyes...
[PS: Please recommend, please collect, these are free of charge! 】
(End of this chapter)
"Love Liar" solicits theme song?A bonus of 12?
What a coincidence!
"It must be a reward from this heterogeneous system." Han Shuo didn't think too much about it. The first thing to do was to produce a song and submit it to the studio to get the 12 yuan bonus!
He first searched for the "Love Liar" microfilm with a search engine, and it showed: This drama is adapted from the most popular online novel "Love Liar" of the same name in 2012, and it is a work that tens of millions of fans are looking forward to.
The play tells the story of a love liar who specializes in deceiving women's feelings for his own benefit, and finally he was punished as he deserved.
Han Shuo calmed down and thought about it carefully. There were many songs about love in his mind, such as the classic song "The Moon Represents My Heart", but this kind of song did not fit the background of "Love Liar".
How to do?
Just as Han Shuo was racking his brains to find a suitable song, a mechanical voice sounded in his mind again:
"Warning: The current honor value of the host is 0. If it does not reach 24 after 100 hours, the chance to solve the current crisis will be forcibly disappeared."
Forced to disappear?Don't let "Love Liar" solicit theme songs?What about Xiaodie's father's surgery fee?Then wouldn't Sun Xiaodie be forced to marry?
After realizing the seriousness of the problem, Han Shuo immediately asked, "How to increase the honor value?"
"Every time the host or its work is criticized by one person, a point of honor will be added."
Treating others' criticism as an honor, the system really wants to make itself a superstar of a different kind who is criticized by people all over the world.
However, in order to save Sun Xiaodie, Han Shuo didn't care about these things, so what about the aliens?As long as the star can make money, it is enough.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, and his spirit was also shaken up. Criticism?Criticism?love?Benefit?
There seems to be a connection between these many people before, as long as you grasp it, you can figure it out.
what is it?
Criticism!love!Benefit!
Criticism.love.Benefit?
Buying and selling?
The word "business" suddenly popped up in his mind, and the title of the song "Love Business" also appeared in his mind.
"Yes, that's it, "Love Trading"! I will use this song to apply for a reward!" Han Shuo slapped his head vigorously. As long as "Love Trading" is successfully selected, he will not only get 12 yuan for Xiao Die Father pays for the operation fee, and he can still get honor points!
Why is he so sure that this song will bring him honor?Because any mainstream musician will think that the lyrics of this kind of song are too straightforward and vulgar, and he will disdain to make such a song, thinking that this kind of song is a complete regression of pop music.
But this kind of straightforward lyrics, which are easy to understand and can resonate with many people, coupled with the simple and beautiful melody, made it a miracle that it became popular in the streets and alleys in a short period of time!
And the song "Buying and Selling Love" was created especially for love liars!It fits perfectly with the theme of this microfilm!If such a song can't become the theme song, then the people in these studios really have a problem with their heads!
Thinking of this, Han Shuo didn't dare to delay for a moment. He immediately returned to his room, sat in front of the computer, opened Baidu immediately, found the submission mailbox of Soerha Studio, and immediately recorded it with pen and paper.After that, he immediately downloaded a software that could write numbered musical notation.
After the numbered notation is done, only the music is left, and he only needs to finish the music to submit!
However, since he does not have a professional recording studio, he can only use the accompaniment function of the Shuaigou music software.
The reason why he chose this song "Love Trading" before is that he doesn't need to make a special soundtrack, he only needs to use the universal chords that are still beautiful.
After everything was ready, he cleared his throat a little, and began to sing the song "Love Trading", which was popular on the Internet and in reality in his previous life.
The tune of this song is extremely simple, even if he has no special training in music, he can sing it without any effort.
After recording the song, Han Shuo listened to it first. Although the production is relatively simple and his voice is not distinctive, the power of the Divine Comedy will not be buried because of these.
Besides, if this song "Buying and Selling Love" is selected, the singer will definitely be replaced by a professional singer, so he doesn't have to worry about it at all.
So, he didn't think too much, and directly contributed to Soerha Studio.
Just after submitting the manuscript and relaxing his body, he heard a knock on the door.
Han Shuo frowned. Who could it be at this time?
Sun Xiaodie?Impossible, her mother would not let her out to meet her so easily.
Your own parents?It is also impossible, they are busy working all day, leave before dawn in the morning, and come back in the middle of the night.
Are those classmates who I borrowed money from in college?Wouldn't it be impossible, for the sake of hundreds of thousands, to travel thousands of miles to pay for debts?The round-trip fare alone is enough for them to drink a pot.
Who else would knock on the door besides them?
With this question in mind, Han Shuo opened the door.
At this time, a young man in his twenties who was handsome in a suit and leather shoes but full of arrogance appeared in front of Han Shuo. Die's ex-boyfriend Han Shuo?"
forward?boyfriend?Han Shuo greatly despised the other party in his heart, when did Xiaodie tell me to break up?On the contrary, you, Yang Bian, were greedy for her beauty and followed her with a stern face. Finally, seeing that Xiaodie ignored you at all, you bribed the money-grubbing mother-in-law with a small trick, and joined forces to force Sun Xiaodie to marry you.
"Why are you staring at me? What's the matter? You don't agree with me?" Yang Bian laughed disdainfully, glanced into the room, saw the shabby furnishings, and mocked, "You poor boy, how dare you Don't accept me? Believe it or not, I paid a bunch of people to beat you all over the floor to find your teeth?"
While talking, he looked at Han Shuo's face, seeing Han Shuo's gloomy face and not speaking, he thought that the other party was afraid of him, so he said proudly: "You know Xiaodie's father's illness, and I know more about you poor boy. I can't come up with 12 yuan, so for her sake, and for your own sake, you'd better not show up in front of Xiaodie and me in the future."
After he finished speaking, he took out a bunch of hundred-yuan bills from his body and threw them to Han Shuo with disdain. His attitude was not even comparable to that of a stray dog. , don’t let me see you again!”
"2 yuan? Is it really for me?" Han Shuo "seemed" to be moved.
Yang Bian said impatiently: "Of course it's for you. As long as you agree to my conditions, the money will be yours!"
"No problem! I will never appear in front of you in the future!" Han Shuo "promised", looking at the pile of hundred-dollar bills in his hand with burning eyes.
"Okay! This is what you said, don't go back on it!" Yang Bian looked serious on the surface, but he was overjoyed in his heart. This Han Shuo is obviously a cowardly and incompetent guy. How could Xiaodie fall in love with him?But don't even look at yourself?
However, this kind of depressing thing will definitely not happen again in the future.Even if it happened, find a few big men and see him beat him a few times, and he will know his own methods.
"I'm sorry, I regretted it again." Han Shuo's expression changed suddenly, he tore off the seal on the money, and under Yang Bian's stunned gaze, he threw it directly outside the door, and almost walked out one by one. It's broken when you step on it.
Bundles of money flew directly into the air one by one, falling to the ground like rubbish.
Han Shuo snorted, and said calmly, "Please pick up the money yourself, and leave in a smooth manner after picking up the money, and you will not be accompanied!"
After he finished speaking, he looked at Yang Bian with a sneer on his face, asking me to give up Xiaodie for just 2 yuan?Young master, I can earn 10,000+ for the songs I make every minute!The time I was talking nonsense with you just now was worth hundreds of thousands less!
Still say I am poor?I think you are the poor ghost.
Yang Bian, who had been stunned for a long time, suddenly woke up, "Leaving in a smooth way"?Isn't this letting him go?When had he been so angry since he was a child?So he cursed viciously, "Go..."
Han Shuo immediately interrupted: "I don't want to repeat what I said."
Yang Bian said fiercely: "You..."
Han Shuo took the lead and said, "I will pay for the 12 yuan for the operation tomorrow. It's best not to let me see you in the hospital."
Yang Bian interjected, "Mom..."
Han Shuo was the first to say again: "The rich second generation is amazing? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!"
Unable to swear at others, Yang Bian was annoyed, "It's..."
Han Shuo didn't interrupt Yang Bian this time, but kicked Yang Bian neatly, "Oh, it's really troublesome, and I have to let you leave smoothly."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Yang Bian curled up and rolled down the stairs, shrugged indifferently, and then closed the door heavily.
When Yang Bian rolled to the turning at the bottom of the stairs, he stopped. As soon as he moved his arm, he grinned in pain, "It really hurts, I'm afraid it's broken. Han Shuo, I'll fuck you!"
Finally, he was able to swear happily, but just after he finished swearing, he saw the door was opened quickly, and a bottle full of water hit him on the head with a beautiful arc, followed by that A word said slowly by the hateful person.
"I'm so thirsty, this is water, don't thank me!"
"I...go..." Yang Bian's face instantly turned into a pig's color, and he wanted to curse again, but because of the power of the bottle, he swallowed the three words "your mother's" in his stomach inside.
Oh shit!Are you stronger than me?You deserve to be a migrant worker all your life!Now, Yang Bian could only scold Han Shuo in his heart.
Lie on the ground and rubbed his almost unconscious arm, he looked at the door with resentment, and spat hard!
After that, he limped up the steps, walked to the door, squatted on the ground like a dog, picked up the money one by one, and finally left like a dog with its tail clamped.
……
In a slightly dilapidated family courtyard, a man and a woman stood at the entrance of the corridor.
At this moment, Yang Bian became like a dog again. He endured the pain on his body and smiled and said, "Xiaodie, let me tell you a joke. That poor boy Han Shuo said that he can give out 12 yuan tomorrow! What do you say?" Funny or not?"
Sun Xiaodie noticed the scuff marks on the lower back of Yang Bian's clothes, and sneered in her heart, who is the joke?
Afterwards, she no longer looked at the poor guy Yang Bian, but looked up at the window sill, with tenderness in her eyes...
[PS: Please recommend, please collect, these are free of charge! 】
(End of this chapter)
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