Heterogeneous star

Chapter 191 [Scratching out new tricks! 】

Faced with these menacing big Vs, Han Shuo's heart calmed down instead. To be honest, he is not good at swearing. Didn't he swear with a Korean artist Jin Yangwei before? The final result What is it?That person was scolded by him and sent to the hospital!
Today, Han Shuo is going to build up his morals and stop scolding so badly. Of course, it's just not so bad on the surface.

Thinking of this, he sorted out his thoughts and typed out such a paragraph:
"The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth"

One day, the young man asked the Zen master for advice.

The young man asked: "I want to do something, but many people criticize me, saying that I am not suitable for it at all. What should I do?"

The Zen master did not speak, but took out a glass ball and threw it out.

The young man looked at the glass ball flying in the air, and said thoughtfully: "The Zen master wants to tell me, don't take those criticisms as burdens in your heart, just throw them away?"

The Zen master shook his head: "Throw away your sister! You are just a piece of trash, you can't do this well at all, so don't be ashamed in front of me, as far as your thoughts go, just roll as far as this glass ball !"

And when Han Shuo sent this "The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth" through Weibo, the quarrels stopped at that moment, and everyone was attracted by this unconventional joke!

One second!
Two seconds!

Three seconds!

At this time, only netizens commented on this meager post.

"I understand now. Haha, Teacher Han Shuo's counterattack is very beautiful. The young man who wants to do great things but has been criticized is our Teacher Han Shuo? It means those people in the industry!"

"Fuck, it's true to hear what you said. At first I thought what was Teacher Han Shuo doing? Everyone bullied him, and he still wanted to publish "The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth". It turned out to be the idea!"

"I have to say that Mr. Han Shuo's B outfit is very skillful. This joke seems to be self-defeating, but it is actually satirizing those in the industry who are like Zen masters!"

"It's so slippery, it turns out that Teacher Han Shuo still has this trick, no wonder he has been holding back just now!"

"Those people in the industry who mocked Mr. Han Shuo's faces were swollen. For no reason, they became Zen masters who are not as good as shit. Now, when we see this joke in the future, we will always think of today's incident. I will always think of those self-righteous so-called industry insiders!"

"It's still the same sentence, rather offend the King of Hades, don't offend literati. The pens in their hands are sharper than knives. If you are not careful, those who offend them will be stigmatized forever!"

"Hey, after your reminder, I just remembered that our teacher Han Shuo is also a literati, and "Peach Blossom Temple Song", "Ideal", "Magpie Bridge Immortal", and "Humble Room Inscription" are all rare masterpieces! Those directors, actors, investors, etc. have offended Mr. Han Shuo, and now they really can't afford to go around!"

While netizens praised Han Shuo's neat counterattack one after another, those industry insiders who were clamoring loudly turned off their lights at this moment. I don't know if they were ashamed to see people retreating from Weibo, or they didn't have the guts to post Weibo when they were still on Weibo. .

Han Shuo looked at the original tense scene, but was resolved by his "Story of the Zen Master and the Youth", and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

In his world, the stories of the Zen master and the youth are a series, and the story of the Zen master and the youth was originally a chicken soup for the soul, used to tell people the truth, but was later adapted by netizens in this way, and it immediately became popular on the Internet!

Perhaps the story of the Zen master and the youth became popular on the Internet because the Internet users are mainly young people, and most of the young people are rebellious. They don't like to be preached by others, and they don't like the so-called great principles, so they played this chicken soup for the soul like this appearance.

But Han Shuo chose to use this story at this time, but he was defending his dignity!
The path I choose, I will go on, even if you all criticize me, so what?
After the smoke cleared, Han Shuo released a series of jokes about Zen masters and young people to liven up the atmosphere.

"The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth II"

One day, the young man asked the Zen master for advice.

The young man asked the Zen master: "I broke up with my girlfriend who was together for seven years. Is it true that love does not exist?"

The Zen master smiled slightly, took the young man to the field where he was playing and said, "Look at it and you will understand."

The young man pondered for a long time, and thoughtfully said: "Master, is the meaning of love like a game, as long as the process is done hard, the result is not important?"

The Zen master closed his eyes and said, "No! I mean, it's none of my business if you break up?"

"The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth Part Three"

One day, the young man asked the Zen master for advice.

The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I..."

Zen master: "Can't let go of some things, can't let go of some people?"

The young man exclaimed: "How does the master know?"

"Come, come." The Zen master said while pulling the young man along, "I've already boiled the hot water, you idiots will suffer if you don't get scalded."

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After seeing the stories of these Zen masters and young people, netizens burst out laughing!
"Pfft, Mr. Han Shuo, can we not be so self-willed? You are too bad, and you have turned people's good chicken soup for the soul into this!"

"I laughed, I really laughed. In fact, these jokes are not only interesting, but also very educational. Some people are mythologized by us, but they don't understand anything at all."

"Ms. Han Shuo has always been a star who brings joy to everyone!"

"That's right, it's rare to see a star as down-to-earth as Mr. Han Shuo!"

In this way, Weibo is now talking about the story of the Zen master and the young people everywhere, as if the malicious remarks of those big Vs did not exist at all.

But at this moment, the actor Du Yuntao, who had been very dissatisfied with Han Shuo before, made such remarks.

"Hehe, I don't think this "The Story of the Zen Master and the Youth" is so comprehensible. The Zen master is right. Han Shuo, you are a piece of trash. You don't know how to make movies at all!"

Netizens are almost laughing, even those big Vs who secretly pay attention to the situation on Weibo in front of the computer, also pat their heads in frustration, pig teammates, this is it!

"This IQ is really touching!"

"All of us understand, but you are still struggling with the superficial meaning!"

"It seems that Zen masters do exist, such as this Du Yuntao."

"Du Yuntao is also here to bring joy to everyone, hehe."

(End of this chapter)