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Chapter 184 [It's so wonderful! 】

Chapter 184 [It's so wonderful! 】

Netizens were really scared to pee this time. Originally, they were extremely disappointed with Han Shuo's new program, but suddenly, Han Shuo came up with such a trick. The sharp contrast brought about by this made them even more disappointed. The level of fright rose to an unparalleled level.

"Oh my God!"

"My ears!"

"Unbelievable!"

"It just blinded my dog's eyes!"

"I'll go to your second grandma, Mr. Han Shuo, are you still human?"

"It's fiercer than a chicken blood, Mr. Han Shuo, you are so awesome!"

"I wasn't optimistic about "The Great Incident", but now I suddenly become very interested!"

"That's right, this unique opening statement alone can attract most people's attention!"

"Damn it, if anyone dares to say that "The Great Incident" is not good, I will beat you to death! Have you ever seen such an awesome opening line? Haven't you!"

"Originally, because of this rudimentary production, the hit rate of "Rampage Event" would definitely be very poor, and even the reputation of Mr. Han Shuo would be lowered because of this, but, with this heaven-defying performance, it will definitely get hits. The rate has risen again! Moreover, just based on the opening remarks, I am afraid that the click-through rate of this issue of "The Big Event" will exceed the hit record set by "The Hanging Silk Man"!"

"Mr. Han Shuo, you are so goddamn godly, I have already fallen in love with you!"

The people in the "Nation of Faith" crew were also shocked by this opening statement!Just now they belittled this show and Han Shuo all over the place, but now, without exception, they all applaud!

"This speed, I didn't hear what he was saying, so he finished it."

"It's simply against the sky. This move alone can bring a lot of clicks."

"It seems that our previous conclusions were too early. I am afraid that the one who will finally compete with our show for the title of hits is this "Rampage Incident"!"

"I'm not convinced by this creative idea. I think I have to take back what I said before, 'Han Shuo has exhausted his talents.'"

All the people present here are people in the industry, and they would stay away from such awkward and lengthy lines. They wished for as few as possible, and if they encountered them, they would feel as uncomfortable as eating flies.It’s a blessing to be able to say a long line with a good handwriting. How could it be like Han Shuo, who took the opening line to a new level?

In addition to these people, the big Vs on Weibo also joined in the fun.

Artist Jin Yangkang: "Mr. Han Shuo, I admire you more and more now. You can sing and dance, you can do everything. Now that you come to this song again, are you going to make all the hosts in the world lose their jobs? "

Milk Tea Goddess You Lemei: "Pfft——Han Shuo, why don't you be so funny, an opening sentence can make you say so attractive."

Little Heavenly King Lin Tian: "Han Shuo, your current footsteps are getting farther and farther away from human beings."

The popular young student Chen Sicong: "Kneel! This can no longer be simply called a miracle, it is simply a miracle!"

The Internet is very lively now. Many people didn't plan to watch "The Great Incident" at the beginning, and because it was talked about everywhere, they turned to watch it instead. After seeing it, they were also impressed by Han Shuo's amazing speech speed. I was convinced, and left a series of "fuck" to express my inner excitement at this time.

Many people are calling for friends to witness this miracle created by Han Shuo!
……

in a room.

A girl just slammed the window of "Rampage Incident" closed in frustration, and wanted to go to the toilet to vent her anger, but as soon as she stood up, she heard the penguin's cry "Didi" sounded desperately.

"Baa Yang, what are you doing? I'm about to go to the toilet."

"What kind of toilet are you going to, hold back first, and now hurry up and open "The Great Incident", you will have unexpected surprises!"

"What's interesting, I've already seen it a little bit, and it's not interesting, so I closed the window."

"I'm really going to be mad at you, do you know that you just missed the most exciting performance?"

"Just one table and one person wearing Wang Nima's headgear, it's hard for me to imagine what's so exciting about it."

"I won't argue with you anymore. Whether it's exciting or not, you'll know it after watching it. It's just after the opening animation. I guarantee you will be hooked after watching it!"

"Well, let's just trust you for now. I won't go to the bathroom for now. Let's talk about it after watching the show you mentioned."

"Okay, don't hesitate any longer, watch it quickly, you won't be disappointed!"

……

A family home.

In the living room of a house.

The young man was yelling towards the bedroom at the top of his voice, "Ruhua, come and watch "The Big Event", it's so good that I'm crying!"

"It's so good, don't think I don't know, such a shoddy program is simply an insult to the eyes of labor and management!"

"The animation at the beginning can't represent anything. I can assure you that the show that is playing now is [-] times more exciting than the opening animation!"

"Really? Where is the show going now?"

"The host is reading the opening remarks."

"Nani? What kind of plane are you talking about? Tell me an opening remark, why are you so excited? It's like what I did to you."

"Really, I dare not lie to you, Ruhua, I bet, if I lie to you, I will be whipped every night by you!"

"Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I will trust you for now. If you lie to me, I will whip you day and night! By the way, I have prepared candles!"

……

The same scene is happening all over the country.

Originally, many people were quite disappointed with this "Big Runaway Incident" because of the opening animation, but Han Shuo's mouth-to-mouth opening recited at an astonishing speed really shocked many people!

News about this opening statement is like a plague, quickly breaking out across the country!

Many netizens who originally closed the window of the big event of the rampage, clicked and opened the window again one after another!
"Damn it! I fucking want to chop my hands. I was so cheap just now, but I missed such a wonderful performance!"

"Who isn't? If my friend hadn't told me, I would have missed such a joyful show!"

"This opening statement really surprised me, but I don't know if Teacher Han Shuo will show any eye-catching performances next? Looking at this scene, there are several newspapers and magazines on the desk. Any news to report?"

"Hey, maybe it is."

"However, what's so interesting about reading news, it's boring!"

"That's possible. Teacher Han Shuo can make the opening remarks so fresh and refined. Even if we read the news next, we won't be disappointed. Let's just read it patiently."

(End of this chapter)

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