Heterogeneous star

Chapter 10 [Blind everyone! 】

"Okay." Sun Xiaodie looked carefully at Han Shuo, who was now wearing purple makeup, and said with satisfaction after finding that there was nothing wrong with it.

"So who, let's start singing." Yang Baaba said calmly, but there was still a glimmer of anticipation bursting out of her pupils.

Several other girls also looked at Han Shuo expectantly.

OK, let's get started!Han Shuo couldn't wait to see how these people were surprised when they watched him sing "Uneasy".

He cleared his throat, made some preparations, and then winked at Xiaodie.

Sun Xiaodie understood, turned on the handsome dog music in the phone, and tuned to the accompaniment version of "Uneasy".

Everyone heard this extremely weird soundtrack, and there was a lot of discussion for a while:
"This soundtrack sounds so different. Why does it sound like it's only for singing opera?"

"Damn it, it's true. After waiting for such a long time, this perverted man really wants to act! It's a waste of my feelings!"

"You said that none of your opera singers is 50 or [-] years old. Can you listen to your singing? Is it embarrassing?"

"Let's go, let's go, there's nothing to see, it's a man singing after a long time of trouble."

"..."

In the minds of young people in this world, drama is extremely foreign to them.Moreover, the opera singers are all older people, and if the older people listen to it, it has nothing to do with the younger generation!
It was bustling and bustling just now, but in the blink of an eye, all of them have left, and the rest are basically elderly old men and old ladies.

Han Shuo was dumbfounded. He was fine just now, why was there no one there after a while?But seeing that there were still a few audience members watching him all the time, he settled down, opened his mouth, and sang the first sentence:
"Ah oh, ah oh eh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

As soon as the first line was sung, Yang Baaba said to her best friend strangely: "This voice? It's so familiar! Do you feel it?"

"It's true from what you said, but why are you so familiar?" The other girls looked confused. They had never met Han Shuo before. How could this be?
And those who left before thinking there was no good show to watch stopped when they heard the strange voice behind them.

Passerby A: "This ah ah ah, oh ah oh, it doesn't sound like an opera. It has a rhythm, but it doesn't sound like a song. What on earth is this singing about?"

Passerby B clapped his hands: "I see, isn't this "Uneasy" that just became popular?"

Passerby C: "What is "Uneasy"? Geer?"

Passerby B: "It's not just a song, it's also a divine comedy! The singer has offered a reward of 1000 yuan to find someone who can sing "Uneasy". Sing it out! Are you talking about God?"

Passer-by C was shocked: "What the hell, millions of people can't sing it? This "Uneasy" is so loud!"

Silk~~
The sound of gasping for air rose and fell in the crowd, and could not stop for a long time.

At this time, another passerby interjected:

"This man's singing sounds a bit interesting, can he really sing?"

"I can't tell, it's hard to say."

"Damn it, if I knew this guy was singing "Uneasy", I should have just sat there with half a small bench!" A skinny man beat his chest when he saw that the restaurant was surrounded by water.

Let's talk about the small restaurant.

Han Shuo had just sung a sentence and was about to continue singing when he suddenly saw so many people rushing towards him, filling up the entire street in front of the door, he couldn't help being dumbfounded.

This is too scary, just like a concert.And when he saw so many men and women, old and young, stretching their necks to look at him, he felt a little nervous.

Even though he had rehearsed in front of the mirror several times at home before, he thought it was pretty good, but seeing such a big battle, he was slightly dazed.If the performance is good, it's okay, but if something goes wrong and so many people see the joke, he might as well just find a piece of tofu and kill him, he can't afford to lose that person!
"Ask for trouble!" Yang baa baa cut, if this guy didn't insist on putting on makeup, how could he cause such a stir?This time he really lifted a rock and smashed himself in the foot.

Sun Xiaodie looked at Han Shuo nervously, as if she was the one being watched at this moment.

Forget about these people, just treat it as practicing in front of the mirror at home.Thinking of it this way, Han Shuo felt that the pressure in his heart was reduced a lot.

Han Shuo sang again, the rhythm was fairly steady, and the audience just shook their heads slightly following the rhythm.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"Han Shuo raised his eyebrows, matching the facial makeup he drew, which looked quite intimidating.

Before the audience was stunned to react, Han Shuo took another deep breath, and his speed suddenly increased:

"Ah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

With so many lyrics, Han Shuo almost sang them all in one breath!This needs to be replaced with a slightly smaller lung capacity, so it won't be suffocated to death?

The audience is almost stuffing two eggs in their mouths at this time:

"I'm going to choke you. It's hard for me to watch. This man is still alive after singing. It's really incredible!"

"Fuck you, curse him to death, his singing level is here, even if he does it again, it will be fine."

"Singing skills are really good. I can prove it with my experience in listening to songs for so many years."

"It's almost on par with the original! It's amazing!"

"..."

Sun Xiaodie covered her mouth in surprise, looked around, and saw the frozen faces around her. While she was amused, she couldn't help being proud of Han Shuo.

It took Yang Baa a long time to blink his eyes. This man really can sing "Uneasy", and he also sings in such a way.

Gan Jiang immediately took out her mobile phone, such a great scene must be filmed as a video!
What surprised the audience the most was that when Han Shuo sang "Uneasy", his eyes stared round for a while, narrowed into a line for a while, and he shook his head vigorously and twisted his waist easily from time to time.

They were all dumbfounded. Is this shit singing?It's like killing a pig!

This is too exaggerated!Draw a facial makeup to sing, the singing voice is exaggerated and deformed, and the expression is TM full of characteristics!

It turned out that the fusion of operas and the like mentioned on the Internet before was true, and they thought it was bragging B.

Han Shuo did not accept the strong reaction from the audience and continued singing:
"Hey blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."

When singing this passage, Han Shuo made a shy expression on purpose, and his voice gradually became thin and low, resembling a female voice.

Most notably, his sad orchid fingers danced in the air, making everyone dazzled.

Nima, this is simply the rhythm of blinding people's 24K titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!It really flew up!

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