The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 5 My Family Has a Meow

I saw Lu Yan trembling, but he was still trying to be brave: "Hmph, my allies, thank you for your support, this day will be remembered in history. May the glory of mankind last forever!"

Lei Lie patted Lu Yan's head violently, and said contemptuously, "Look at your potential! You're still pretending! Forget it, Ah Hu, let's go."

After Lei Lie and Jiang Yunhu left, Lu Yan straightened out his messy clothes, rubbed his shoulders coolly, as if he had just been through a fierce battle, and swaggered away.

The future floating in the air was so angry that he was insane, and he was so frightened by this kind of person that he almost fled to Pluto? !
Lu Yan didn't realize at this time that if it wasn't for the future's patience, he would have been buried in the sea the second he spoke to the future at school.

What's even more annoying is that Lu Yan said by accident at that time, "Don't use that extraordinary power on me, or I will launch a countermeasure, and you will die without a place to die."

This frightened the future so much that he didn't even dare to use the mind reading technique. Otherwise, as soon as he opened the mind reading technique and probed Lu Yan's real thoughts, he should soon know that this guy has a second-degree illness, so he wouldn't be as scared as he was just now.

Fortunately, that embarrassing look was not seen by others, otherwise, this incident would leave an indelible shadow in my heart in the future, no less than a black photo from a space album being picked up by someone.

(You like to play, don’t you? I’ll let you have enough fun today!) When I think about my embarrassment before, I will get angry in the future.

Although Lu Yan was not at fault during the whole process, he just played the role he simulated as always.

But he can't control so much in the future, and now he has nowhere to vent his anger, so he can only seek revenge from Lu Yan after all the calculations.

The future landed silently, lifted the invisibility, and used super powers to quickly change clothes.

After the transformation, I saw that the future was wearing a pure black special combat uniform, with a special combat night vision goggle on his head, a skull mask on his face, deadly blades on his cuffs, chest, and soles. Trembling, the standard pistol on his waist exudes a bloodthirsty cold light.

In an instant, the future turned into an afterimage, catching up with Lu Yan at a speed that is unattainable for humans, stepped on the side wall for three consecutive steps, passed over Lu Yan's head like a flying swallow, and landed in front with a bang.

Lu Yan was taken aback, but on the surface he still maintained a ruthless appearance. He said stiffly, "Who is here?!"

"Noah-level humanoid weapon Lu Yan, as the organization's oath-sworn, you should know who I am." The future in the combat uniform smiled coldly, and used super powers to make the eyes behind the skull mask emit a strange red light, It's like the Skynet robot in "Terminator."

"Eh?!" Lu Yan was dumbfounded, what's going on?Is this the enemy coming?But isn't the Atlantic Ghost Force something he imagined?He took two steps back in shock, speaking incoherently: "You you you"

Future pulled out the dagger that emitted a deadly light, and said in a low voice deliberately: "The Atlantic headquarters of the Ghost Force has been eyeing you for a long time. Today, you will pay the price for your betrayal."

"Wait! Don't come over here!" Lu Yan was so scared that he was about to pee. He pressed against the wall and slapped himself hard to verify whether it was a dream.

It wasn't until the pain came from his face that he was sure it wasn't a dream. Then he frantically touched the five rings on his left hand and said tremblingly, "I, I have the Ring of the Five Kings! As long as I lift the seal, not to mention the ghost army, the whole world will Do you want to die together?!"

"Hahaha!" Future laughed arrogantly, "The power of the Ring of the Five Kings has long been sealed by the organization. If you don't believe me, just try it!"

Lu Yan was almost crying, no matter how he fiddled with the ring on his hand, there was no response.

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"Lu Yan, today is your death day, please repent for your betrayal of the ghost army." Future walked towards Lu Yan holding a blade, and every step brought a heavy sense of oppression.

Lu Yan was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground and shouted heart-piercingly, "Don't come here! Don't come here!!! Ah!!!"

Looking at Lu Yan who fell to the ground in the future, this guy actually fainted from fright.

He shook his head angrily, and said to himself: "It depends on whether you dare to play in the future. In this way, your secondary illness should be cured, right?"

Mirai disguised herself back to her original appearance and left the alley.

It's the rush hour now, and Xicheng High School is located in the center of the city, so the road is completely blocked, not to mention motor vehicles, even bicycles are blocked.

But for the future, this is not a problem, he was exhausted physically and mentally by Lu Yan, too lazy to walk, first went to the canteen to buy a lollipop, then found a place where no one was around, and used "teleportation" .

In the next second, the surrounding landscape changed rapidly, and a familiar living room in the future appeared in front of him.

This is a 37-square-meter rental house with a monthly rent of 2100, one deposit and one payment, excluding water and electricity.In a first-tier international metropolis like Xicheng, this price is already very, very cheap.

"Future, you are back." Suddenly, a voice as sweet as honey rang in Future's ears, a petite figure jumped up from the sofa, wrapped his arms around Future's neck, and hung on his back , "Did you bring me something to eat?"

This is a little loli with twin ponytails, her amber eyes smile into a crescent moon, she is wearing pink pajamas, and the cute bunny slippers fell on the floor, revealing her white and tender bare feet, with faint A few small blue veins are reflected, so delicate and cute that people can't help but want to knead them.

"Of course I brought it, here is your favorite strawberry flavor." Future put the lollipop into the arms of little Lolita, hugged her down, and patted her head: "Meow, have you played games for another day? "

The little loli called "Meow" opened the lollipop and said triumphantly, "That's it, I've cleared everything."

Future turned around and glanced, the TV screen was plugged into a PS4 console, Meow was playing "Dark Souls 3", her naked male character was holding a wooden stick, sitting on a high platform in a spacious courtyard, with several red spirits and white spirits in front of her In the passionate fight, the voice of philosophy came from time to time.

Who is this little girl named "Meow"?What does it have to do with the future?
Strictly speaking, it doesn't matter.

Four years ago, when Future was living alone at university, she met Meow on the street. She was an orphan living on the street.

When Mirai first discovered Meow, she huddled together with stray cats, sharing the leftovers from the garbage dump. There were torn food bags all over the floor beside her, and the crumbs inside had been licked clean.

Seeing her pity in the future, I went to the supermarket to buy some food for her.

But who knows, after eating, Meow followed directly behind him without saying a word, just weeping silently, looking confused and helpless, and just followed him to the door of the house.

In the future, I watched a lot of social news at that time. I was afraid that it would be a fairy dance, so I didn't dare to let Meow in. I locked her outside and wanted her to leave by herself.

The next day, when Future went out to go to school, he found that Meow not only did not leave, but also lay alone outside all night.

It was severe winter at that time, and the sky was as dark as night under the dense blizzard, and the wind was also raging.

Meow was wrapped in a few newspapers and curled up like a kitten. She squeezed the door very hard, as if she was longing for the warmth seeping through the crack of the door, but it was in vain after all, and her whole body was delirious from the severe cold.

Seeing this scene, I was so frightened that Mirai picked up Meow and ran to the hospital, only to find out a bunch of diseases of various sizes - malnutrition, skin problems, gastrointestinal disorders, anemia, low immunity and so on.

In the future, I spent all my savings from working during the summer vacation, and asked my family to borrow [-] to [-] yuan. It took more than two months before the cat was cured.

Meow doesn't know who her parents are, or even what her name is, and she's been living on the streets since she can remember.After she was discharged from the hospital, she was unwilling to go to the orphanage, and she held on to the future all day long.

There is no way in the future, if you pick it up, you can't throw it back on the street, right?So he took advantage of the opportunity to keep her at home, as he experienced the feeling of raising a baby in advance, and named her "Meow" based on her eating with stray cats.

Future freshman picked meow, she was 7 years old.

Now that he is graduating and working in the future, Meow is already 11 years old.

After getting along day and night, Meow's physical and mental health are improving, gradually forgetting the tragic experience of the past, becoming cheerful and mischievous, and naturally integrating into the future life.

This is their story, the little souls in the two metropolises meet quietly, there is no grandeur, only the simplicity of water.

Of course, although Lori is good, she is an extremely troublesome guy for the future, "trouble" in the true sense.

It may be that I was afraid of starvation when I was a child, but meow is very good at eating, and can eat anything!In the future, she will have to take a sip of cold medicine, so that in the future, she will spend more money on "food" than rent every month.

Moreover, every time Mirai takes Meow out to play, it always attracts the attention of passers-by, making them think Mirai is a perverted lolicon.

And the main problem is
Meow is born immune to superpowers!

In this world, as the only person with superpowers, the future is invincible, invincible in the true sense, but Meow is different.

On the day he picked up Meow in the future, he discovered that Meow was actually immune to all his superpowers!

Mind reading, invalid!

Mind power, invalid!
Memory erase, invalid!
Telepathy, invalid!
All superpowers mastered in the future will be invalid!
What's even more weird is that as long as Meow has physical contact with Mirai, all of his superpowers will be disabled!
Coincidentally, Meow's favorite thing to do is to wrap his arms around Future's neck and lie on his back as a back pendant, whether at home or out.

Therefore, Meow is the only person in the world who can seal future superpowers, and he is also a real "trouble".

But for this "trouble", the future is ecstatic, and his dream is to lose his superpowers, become a mortal, and live in peace.

Meow has helped him fulfill his dream in a disguised form—but when it’s limited to physical contact, Meow can’t be his back pendant for 24 hours, otherwise it wouldn’t be Siamese twins.

At this time, Meow hung on Future's back, said with a lollipop in his mouth, "Future, I'm hungry."

The future has long been hungry, he stretched himself: "I'll take you to eat."

Meow turned the lollipop to the other side and raised her hand: "I just saw a new Japanese grocery store on the Internet. They have the legendary Kobe beef! I want to eat Kobe beef!"

Future began to play dumb: "Okay, Shaxian snacks."

"Hey! I mean Kobe beef!"

"Okay, no problem, Shaxian snacks."

"Hello!"

(Exposing eyes eager for recommendation tickets.)
(End of this chapter)