The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 240 No more curry people?

Under the frantic reading of poems in the future, the atmosphere on the scene has been completely detonated.

Some of the students were complaining to their peers, some were laughing from ear to ear, and more people took out their mobile phones to record the exaggerated scenes of future poems, and posted them on the school forum, and even on station B.

It can be expected that there will be a large wave of ghost and animal videos coming.

When Dong Zitao was still commenting, although he was partial to the legendary top class, he was still relatively subtle.

The future is good, he doesn't even pretend to be, and he is upright and righteous in favor of class 14.

Just like now, he gives various nicknames to the players on the field.

Jiang Yunhu is called "Jiang Man Tiger".

Rocky was named "White Clothes" because of his white jersey.

Ye Long Ye Bing is described as "scarlet twins".

Lei Lie is the "Overlord".

Most of the nicknames of the students in class 14 have allusions, intertwined with swords, lights and swords, and there is a murderous look rushing towards them when they hear it.

On the other hand, in the legendary top class, writers are called "Wu Counselor", Gao Bo is called "Short Dump", and others are also given stigmas such as "Long Ming Han", "Caterpillar" and "Dog Crawling". Sex nickname.

In the few minutes since he stepped on the commentary platform in the future, he can not only recite poems and make jokes, but also humorously tease. Looking at the future with deep curiosity.

The commentary is the task of two people, and An Ruoxue also quickly joined the commentary ranks, and they will sing along with the future.

Her adaptability and speaking EQ are very high, humorous, interspersed with the future, there is no gap in the silence, and the commentary effect is [-] times better than when she partnered with Dong Zitao before.

Moreover, with Future, the rhythm master, playing the rhythm crazily, the audience quickly accepted the nicknames of the players on the field, and their subjectivity also tended to--class 14 cheered with Future when they got the ball, and the legendary top class got the ball immediately He booed wildly with his middle finger up.

After a good final, it was forced to be the home of class 14 in the future.

Basketball games not only test the skills of the players on both sides, but also the morale is very important. Cheers will boost the morale of the players.Similarly, overwhelming booing can also make players play abnormally.

No, in the next few rounds of mutual attacks, except for the concentrated writer, the rest of the legendary top class repeatedly missed.

The first five tigers in class 14 are like a rainbow and unstoppable.

The score quickly came to 59:65, and the point difference changed from 11 points to 6 points.

After class 14 scored another goal and narrowed the point difference to 4 points, Li Zesheng couldn't help it.

The nicknames of the other members of the Legendary Top Team are recognizable, but his nickname is "Dog Crawling" - because he was knocked over by Lei Lie once in the interior, and he crawled a few steps on the ground with his hands and feet!
Bear it again and again, it's unbearable!He looked at Alinia, and roared, "Referee! I'll report! Comment on personal attacks!"

In the future, this matter is classified as "no report and no response" in the rules, and no one will deliberately take care of it if no one reports it.But once the player has emotional feedback, the referee should respond immediately.

Alinia abides by fairness and does not favor any side. She blew the whistle to the future: "The coach of the blue team, technical foul, please leave the commentary stand immediately. If you accumulate 2 technical fouls, you will be forced to leave the field."

Future is also very cooperative with Alinia, and no longer speaks.Before leaving the commentary stand, he still pretended to nod to An Ruoxue: "It seems that you need someone to explain."

"It's okay, I'll just come." It can be seen that Xiaohua had a lot of fun in the cooperation between the two just now, and said more than the two months of enrollment combined.

In the end, An Ruoxue was even mobilized by the future, and devoted herself to the game, disregarding her image, laughing with him, singing poems against each other, yelling, sweat dripped from her forehead due to the heat, Like a silly girl who just came out of an amusement park.

She looked at the future with a smile, blinked her big glazed eyes, and said sweetly: "Mr. Future, I am very happy to be your partner. I wish your class success."

"Thank you, thank you for your blessing."

When he left the commentary stand and returned to the rest area in the future, he kept his mouth shut, but something happened that made Li Zesheng even more depressed.

Due to the absence of the happy fruit of the future, An Ruoxue was the only one left to explain. Although she could speak eloquently, she was far behind compared to the presence of the future.

Seeing that Future was "muted" and the effect of the program plummeted, the students immediately scolded the sky, crazily insulting the legendary top class, especially Li Zesheng with full firepower.

According to incomplete statistics, Li Zesheng's curry man suffered from 10 cancers and 38 hemorrhoids in just 106 seconds, and countless other diseases or car accidents.

The referee can warn the players or the coach, but it is difficult to warn the audience, especially with so many audiences. Is it possible to issue technical fouls to more than 2000 people?

Alinia was also quite helpless and kept shaking her head.

Later, the scolding battle escalated, and Li Zesheng's insults harmed his teammates. All five players in the legendary top class suffered, surrounded by unbearable swear words, and each of them entered a state of autism.

"Hoo hoo." The multiple physical and psychological blows made Gao Bo sweat all over his body. He was at a disadvantage when fighting against Lei Lie. waist.

At this time, a majestic voice came from the side: "Come out from the basket, get away from the opponent's No. 12 player, and go to the outside. I will give you 3 minutes of breathing time. During these 3 minutes, you don't have to guard against anyone, just cooperate with me." Fight back."

Gao Bo was taken aback, and asked out of breath, "What about the insiders?"

"In these 3 minutes, no goal will be scored inside."

When Rocky launched a fast attack, he suddenly felt a tall figure lying in front of him, blocking all sight.

The legendary top class has finally changed.

Wenhao has already realized that he is incapable of both inside and outside, once he is taken away by the opponent's rhythm, he will lose something.

Therefore, if you want to break the deadlock, you must start with the opponent's offensive core.

If Squad 14 is a gun with perfect bullets, and Jiang Yunhu is the bullet that kills the gun, then Rocky is its scope, pointing at the cross, killing the enemy with blood.

If you want to paralyze this gun, it is useless to block the bullets. If a bullet misses, it will have a second bullet. The third bullet will only be the only one if its scope is completely blocked and it loses its offensive ability. Method.

Therefore, Wenhao decided to break away from Jiang Yunhu and guard Rocky himself.

Just to be on the safe side, Jiang Yunhu still had Wang Zihan and Gu Nantian staring at him, the muscular Li Zesheng was replaced to fight against Lei Lie, while Gao Bo came to the outside line, not responsible for marking anyone, and used this gap to recover his strength.

Rocky saw the situation on the court clearly, protected the ball, and began to try to break through.

"Bang!" As soon as she sprinted to the left, Wen Hao's palm penetrated like a poisonous snake, destroying the trajectory of the dribble.

Fortunately, she is extremely proficient in dribbling skills, and after taking two steady steps, she took control of the ball again.

Her gaze kept shifting, and she quickly caught sight of the companion who came to meet her. She moved her palm to the side as if passing the ball, and shouted loudly: "Ye Long!"

Ye Long wanted to run over to catch the ball, but he didn't expect Rocky to change his pace, pull the ball back again, and turned around quickly, preparing to pass Wenhao.

It was a fake move just now!

"Bang!" It was another poisonous snake-like probe, intercepting the ball accurately. Fortunately, she had excellent skills, otherwise she would have been almost taken away directly.

The feint failed to fool Wenhao, she tried to find a breakthrough in him.

However, she soon realized what it means to be "without flaws" in the true sense!
(End of this chapter)