The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 210 Fucked Brothers!
Chapter 210 Fucked Brothers!
"Ah Hu is awesome!!!" When Jiang Yunhu won the 3000m championship, the students in class 14 were boiling.
And from the data fed back by the referees, it is known that Jiang Yunhu not only won the championship, but also broke the record of the 8-meter race in the first school sports meeting with a time of 42 minutes and 3000 seconds, 8 minutes and 49 seconds.
According to the rules of the Xi University Games, the champions of various track and field events can contribute 20 points to the class, and if they break the school sports record, they can get an additional 20 points.
In other words, Jiang Yunhu alone contributed 40 points, equivalent to 40 Lu Yan!
Seeing this screaming like a primitive man in the future, if it wasn't for Jiang Yunhu's sweaty body now, he really wanted to go over and pick up Jiang Yunhu and throw him into the sky twice.
At this time, the glorious Jiang Yunhu closed his eyes tightly, facing the sky with his arms wide open, and the sun shone on him, like a child of light who came to the world.
Su Xiaobai also jumped up and down beside Jiang Yunhu excitedly, shouting "Ahu Ahu" non-stop.
When he heard Su Xiaobai's laughter, for a moment, Jiang Yunhu's thoughts were like fireworks, and there were many pictures in front of him-Xiaobai blushed and kissed him on the face, and then the beauty was sent into his arms. Say no to Xiaobai!What a confession, just propose directly!
The moment he knelt down on one knee to propose, the audience erupted, and everyone shouted "Promise him! Promise him!".
Xiao Bai blushed, smiled happily, and nodded.The two hugged each other.
Propose marriage, graduate high school together, go to the same university, and spend 4 years of youth sweetly.Then meet the parents, the parents order the matchmaker, buy the wedding room, buy the wedding dress, take pre-wedding photos, wedding photos, and finally go to get the certificate.
The next step is to hold the wedding, and the wedding venue must be set at the most high-end Dorsett Hotel in Xicheng!Take the whole hotel. NO!Take the whole Lake District down!Then call all the old classmates from class 14, and everyone will witness the happiness of this scene together!
After the wedding, it's time for a honeymoon~ Let's go to Disney!Let Xiaobai wear a Lolita dress, call Mickey, Donald Duck, Goofy Dog, embellish the whole honeymoon trip into a fairy tale world, and make her truly a princess.
After returning from the honeymoon, after a few months, there should be news of the child.Leaning over her belly, listening to the newborn heartbeat.
Is it better to have a boy or a girl? Oh, it's only children who make the choice, adults want them all!Straight twins!
The children were born safely, they are a pair of brothers and sisters!Let the son's surname be Jiang and the daughter's surname Su~
Of course, if Xiaobai wishes, all of them can be named after her!Crowning the surname is a fart, the most important thing is that the wife is happy~
Two husband and wife, one is outside, and the other lives inside.The former basketball boy gave up his dreams for life and went out to socialize, but he was still very happy because he could see a gentle and virtuous wife and a table of hot meals when he returned home.
They are first-time parents who are clumsy and careful with their children. They usually teach the two brothers and sisters to read and write. On weekends, the family goes out for picnics. He hugs the family in the forest, listening to birds and insects, eating watermelon, and watching the sunset
In this way, the two siblings accompanied each other under the care of their parents and grew up safely together.
He and Xiaobai witnessed their kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university together—just like what he had experienced.
The children enter the society after graduation, work hard, live happily, form their own families, and soon have their own children. The cycle of life is like a dream.
In the end, the children and grandchildren are surrounded, and the three generations live together.
In the glitz and gloom of this world, the two husband and wife have white hair, and the morning is like blue silk and the evening is snow, but they have been waiting by each other's side, and they are walking towards the dusk of old age together.
At the end of life, in the intensive care unit, two old hands are put together, each other's eyes are full of tears, and we agree on a secret sign to meet in the next life.
The password has been thought up, Xiaobai likes cherry blossoms.Then, the secret code to meet in the next life is
Cherry blossoms.
Jiang Yunhu opened his eyes, tears filled his eyes, and his voice choked up: "Xiaobai! If you hear someone say cherry blossoms to you in the next life, I will be looking for you!"
"???" Su Xiaobai raised a question mark, "What do you mean???"
Seeing Jiang Yunhu sobbing and choking, Luo Qi raised his eyebrows in confusion: "Is this idiot out of his mind?"
Su Xiaobai didn't realize at all that he had "passed away" in Jiang Yunhu's mind.She picked up the water bottle and walked forward, said with a smile, "Ah Hu! You are amazing! You can actually win the school team and break the school record. I really admire you! Come, drink some water~"
Generally speaking, you should not drink water immediately after strenuous exercise, because the blood flow is turbulent at this time, and if you pour a lot of water, there will be gastrointestinal stress.
But this is the water handed over by my wife. Is it still human if you don’t drink it?Awesome!Fuck it guys!Jiang Yunhu unscrewed the bottle: "Ton ton."
The cold water rushed into the stomach, and the blood flowed back quickly, causing his stomach to twitch on the spot. The water mixed with gastric juice spurted out from his mouth and nose, and he lay on the ground and began to vomit: "Ugh! "
"Hey, I'm going, it's disgusting!"
"Wow, it stinks, can you vomit somewhere else!"
"Male Gobi, my trouser leg was splashed, Jiang Yunhu lost money!"
Amidst the complaints, the students fled in all directions, and Su Xiaobai was also pulled away by Rocky.
With a smirk, Luo Qi took out his mobile phone, took [-] consecutive photos of Jiang Yunhu vomiting, and even recorded a video in a heartless manner, and posted it to the campus forum for everyone to watch.
Su Xiaobai was kind-hearted. He took out his handkerchief and walked forward, handed it to Jiang Yunhu, and said softly, "Ahu, are you okay? Wipe your mouth first, and let the teacher take you to the infirmary."
Jiang Yunhu vomited dizzily, subconsciously took the handkerchief and began to wipe his mouth. He didn't realize it was Su Xiaobai's handkerchief until the girl's unique sweet fragrance came from his nostrils.
Oh my god!This is an indirect kiss!Jiang Yunhu was so excited that he almost fainted, and at the same time he began to blame himself crazily: Why did he use such a fragrant handkerchief to wipe his vomit? !
Jiang Yunhu hurriedly grasped the handkerchief tightly, and said: "Xiaobai, I'm sorry, I made your handkerchief dirty, I will wash it later and return it to you."
Seeing that the handkerchief was full of vomit, Su Xiaobai got goosebumps all over his body, waved his hands and smiled awkwardly: "No, no, you can keep it. I'll just go buy a new one."
Jiang Yunhu didn't think much about it, he had to return the handkerchief.Take it to wash in a while, and set up a sign to confess it after returning home, burn incense and pay tribute to it every day, and pray to the god of the handkerchief to let him catch up to Su Xiaobai as soon as possible.
Future came over, kicked Jiang Yunhu's ass lightly, and said gratifiedly: "I'm so handsome, classmate Cerebellar Axe, come here, the teacher will take you to the infirmary to see if you need to hang a bottle of salt water or take some medicine .”
Jiang Yunhu first broke through the limit and ran 3000 meters, and then vomited in a daze. He was completely in a state of collapse, and hurriedly said: "I think I'm going to hang water, I'm a little dizzy."
Just as Jiang Yunhu was about to leave, he suddenly heard Rocky's conversation behind him: "Xiaobai, go to the class area to change your shoes, your 800 meters is about to start."
Su Xiaobai's voice was quite aggrieved: "Oh, I'm so nervous. I've never run such a long distance. It would be great if someone could run with me."
"??!!" Jiang Yunhu's ears perked up, he kicked the future away, and rushed to Su Xiaobai again with a Saiyan possessed, "Me, me, me! The three school teams just now were too rubbish, and the 3000-meter run was not fun at all. Tickle, I'll keep running with you!"
(End of this chapter)
"Ah Hu is awesome!!!" When Jiang Yunhu won the 3000m championship, the students in class 14 were boiling.
And from the data fed back by the referees, it is known that Jiang Yunhu not only won the championship, but also broke the record of the 8-meter race in the first school sports meeting with a time of 42 minutes and 3000 seconds, 8 minutes and 49 seconds.
According to the rules of the Xi University Games, the champions of various track and field events can contribute 20 points to the class, and if they break the school sports record, they can get an additional 20 points.
In other words, Jiang Yunhu alone contributed 40 points, equivalent to 40 Lu Yan!
Seeing this screaming like a primitive man in the future, if it wasn't for Jiang Yunhu's sweaty body now, he really wanted to go over and pick up Jiang Yunhu and throw him into the sky twice.
At this time, the glorious Jiang Yunhu closed his eyes tightly, facing the sky with his arms wide open, and the sun shone on him, like a child of light who came to the world.
Su Xiaobai also jumped up and down beside Jiang Yunhu excitedly, shouting "Ahu Ahu" non-stop.
When he heard Su Xiaobai's laughter, for a moment, Jiang Yunhu's thoughts were like fireworks, and there were many pictures in front of him-Xiaobai blushed and kissed him on the face, and then the beauty was sent into his arms. Say no to Xiaobai!What a confession, just propose directly!
The moment he knelt down on one knee to propose, the audience erupted, and everyone shouted "Promise him! Promise him!".
Xiao Bai blushed, smiled happily, and nodded.The two hugged each other.
Propose marriage, graduate high school together, go to the same university, and spend 4 years of youth sweetly.Then meet the parents, the parents order the matchmaker, buy the wedding room, buy the wedding dress, take pre-wedding photos, wedding photos, and finally go to get the certificate.
The next step is to hold the wedding, and the wedding venue must be set at the most high-end Dorsett Hotel in Xicheng!Take the whole hotel. NO!Take the whole Lake District down!Then call all the old classmates from class 14, and everyone will witness the happiness of this scene together!
After the wedding, it's time for a honeymoon~ Let's go to Disney!Let Xiaobai wear a Lolita dress, call Mickey, Donald Duck, Goofy Dog, embellish the whole honeymoon trip into a fairy tale world, and make her truly a princess.
After returning from the honeymoon, after a few months, there should be news of the child.Leaning over her belly, listening to the newborn heartbeat.
Is it better to have a boy or a girl? Oh, it's only children who make the choice, adults want them all!Straight twins!
The children were born safely, they are a pair of brothers and sisters!Let the son's surname be Jiang and the daughter's surname Su~
Of course, if Xiaobai wishes, all of them can be named after her!Crowning the surname is a fart, the most important thing is that the wife is happy~
Two husband and wife, one is outside, and the other lives inside.The former basketball boy gave up his dreams for life and went out to socialize, but he was still very happy because he could see a gentle and virtuous wife and a table of hot meals when he returned home.
They are first-time parents who are clumsy and careful with their children. They usually teach the two brothers and sisters to read and write. On weekends, the family goes out for picnics. He hugs the family in the forest, listening to birds and insects, eating watermelon, and watching the sunset
In this way, the two siblings accompanied each other under the care of their parents and grew up safely together.
He and Xiaobai witnessed their kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university together—just like what he had experienced.
The children enter the society after graduation, work hard, live happily, form their own families, and soon have their own children. The cycle of life is like a dream.
In the end, the children and grandchildren are surrounded, and the three generations live together.
In the glitz and gloom of this world, the two husband and wife have white hair, and the morning is like blue silk and the evening is snow, but they have been waiting by each other's side, and they are walking towards the dusk of old age together.
At the end of life, in the intensive care unit, two old hands are put together, each other's eyes are full of tears, and we agree on a secret sign to meet in the next life.
The password has been thought up, Xiaobai likes cherry blossoms.Then, the secret code to meet in the next life is
Cherry blossoms.
Jiang Yunhu opened his eyes, tears filled his eyes, and his voice choked up: "Xiaobai! If you hear someone say cherry blossoms to you in the next life, I will be looking for you!"
"???" Su Xiaobai raised a question mark, "What do you mean???"
Seeing Jiang Yunhu sobbing and choking, Luo Qi raised his eyebrows in confusion: "Is this idiot out of his mind?"
Su Xiaobai didn't realize at all that he had "passed away" in Jiang Yunhu's mind.She picked up the water bottle and walked forward, said with a smile, "Ah Hu! You are amazing! You can actually win the school team and break the school record. I really admire you! Come, drink some water~"
Generally speaking, you should not drink water immediately after strenuous exercise, because the blood flow is turbulent at this time, and if you pour a lot of water, there will be gastrointestinal stress.
But this is the water handed over by my wife. Is it still human if you don’t drink it?Awesome!Fuck it guys!Jiang Yunhu unscrewed the bottle: "Ton ton."
The cold water rushed into the stomach, and the blood flowed back quickly, causing his stomach to twitch on the spot. The water mixed with gastric juice spurted out from his mouth and nose, and he lay on the ground and began to vomit: "Ugh! "
"Hey, I'm going, it's disgusting!"
"Wow, it stinks, can you vomit somewhere else!"
"Male Gobi, my trouser leg was splashed, Jiang Yunhu lost money!"
Amidst the complaints, the students fled in all directions, and Su Xiaobai was also pulled away by Rocky.
With a smirk, Luo Qi took out his mobile phone, took [-] consecutive photos of Jiang Yunhu vomiting, and even recorded a video in a heartless manner, and posted it to the campus forum for everyone to watch.
Su Xiaobai was kind-hearted. He took out his handkerchief and walked forward, handed it to Jiang Yunhu, and said softly, "Ahu, are you okay? Wipe your mouth first, and let the teacher take you to the infirmary."
Jiang Yunhu vomited dizzily, subconsciously took the handkerchief and began to wipe his mouth. He didn't realize it was Su Xiaobai's handkerchief until the girl's unique sweet fragrance came from his nostrils.
Oh my god!This is an indirect kiss!Jiang Yunhu was so excited that he almost fainted, and at the same time he began to blame himself crazily: Why did he use such a fragrant handkerchief to wipe his vomit? !
Jiang Yunhu hurriedly grasped the handkerchief tightly, and said: "Xiaobai, I'm sorry, I made your handkerchief dirty, I will wash it later and return it to you."
Seeing that the handkerchief was full of vomit, Su Xiaobai got goosebumps all over his body, waved his hands and smiled awkwardly: "No, no, you can keep it. I'll just go buy a new one."
Jiang Yunhu didn't think much about it, he had to return the handkerchief.Take it to wash in a while, and set up a sign to confess it after returning home, burn incense and pay tribute to it every day, and pray to the god of the handkerchief to let him catch up to Su Xiaobai as soon as possible.
Future came over, kicked Jiang Yunhu's ass lightly, and said gratifiedly: "I'm so handsome, classmate Cerebellar Axe, come here, the teacher will take you to the infirmary to see if you need to hang a bottle of salt water or take some medicine .”
Jiang Yunhu first broke through the limit and ran 3000 meters, and then vomited in a daze. He was completely in a state of collapse, and hurriedly said: "I think I'm going to hang water, I'm a little dizzy."
Just as Jiang Yunhu was about to leave, he suddenly heard Rocky's conversation behind him: "Xiaobai, go to the class area to change your shoes, your 800 meters is about to start."
Su Xiaobai's voice was quite aggrieved: "Oh, I'm so nervous. I've never run such a long distance. It would be great if someone could run with me."
"??!!" Jiang Yunhu's ears perked up, he kicked the future away, and rushed to Su Xiaobai again with a Saiyan possessed, "Me, me, me! The three school teams just now were too rubbish, and the 3000-meter run was not fun at all. Tickle, I'll keep running with you!"
(End of this chapter)
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