The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 207
Chapter 207
On the sidelines, Mirai jumped on his feet: "Hey, I'm really convinced, can these two be more mature? Primary school students???"
During the half-time break, Class 19 was very happy. The captain kept cheering and encouraging the players, saying that the opponent had two or five youngsters, and they could win the second half if they stabilized!
The atmosphere in Class 14 was relatively silent. Jiang Yunhu was the leader of the Tiger faction, and Luo Qi was the leader of the Luo faction. The two bosses quarreled and had infighting.
Luo Qi and Jiang Yunhu sat far away, both of them looked indifferent and disliked each other. According to this situation, the two would have to fight among themselves in the second half, giving Class 19 crazy points.
Future knows that he can't be silent. If the championship seed from Class 14 loses to the experienced baby, how will he face Teacher Alinia and other colleagues in the future?
In the future, I have a good relationship with Rocky, so I came to her first and persuaded her: "Little Rocky, listen to the teacher and don't fight among yourself. The second half is fun. It's okay to pass a few more balls to Jiang Yunhu. The teacher will give you the whole game." come on!"
Rocky was in a fit of anger at the moment, and didn't listen to Future's words at all: "Bah! I don't pass to anyone! Not only do I not pass, but I will break him when he gets the ball, and I will block him when he shoots. Let's see who is more ruthless!"
Rocky's personality is relatively rigid, unlike Su Xiaobai, and if he really gets into an awkward situation, it can't be solved by touching his head.
In desperation, I can only go to Jiang Yunhu in the future.
Before Future could speak, Jiang Yunhu made a stop gesture, and said coldly: "Don't waste your saliva, I'm really wasted with Rocky! Tell you, in the second half of the game, if I pass her another ball, I'm just a dog!"
(.) In the face of these two naive ghosts, the future is really depressed to the point of speechlessness.
This is definitely not going to work. We must find a way to reconcile them, or let one of them make concessions.
In the future, he subconsciously glanced at Rocky. This child is too rigid, and he won't take it when he makes a fuss.And if you get bored with her nagging, and your favorability plummets, wouldn't it be a loss.
In the future, he took another look at Jiang Yunhu, and found that he had something to do with this kid—the "dating" with Su Xiaobai at the Lantern Festival.But if Jiang Yunhu was threatened on this occasion, it might arouse his rebellious psychology and make the situation worse.
However, it is not hard to come, you can come soft.
In the future, he took Jiang Yunhu's arm, came to the corner where there was no one, and whispered, "Student Cerebellar Axe, what you are doing now may not be good for your pursuit of Su Xiaobai."
There was no one around, and Jiang Yunhu didn't need to hide it. He asked inexplicably, "Xiaobai is performing a stage play in the animation club, and no one is there. What influence can it have?"
Future shook his head and sighed, "You are so stupid, let me ask you, what is the relationship between Su Xiaobai and Rocky?"
Jiang Yunhu was stunned for a moment, then fell silent.
"Have you realized it? Su Xiaobai and Luo Qi are best friends! Have you ever heard of a blind date? The most important thing about a blind date is to please the woman. What is the second most important thing? It is to please the old man. It is also true now! You patronize Wanting to impress Su Xiaobai while offending Rocky, who has the best relationship with her, wouldn't that be equivalent to annoying my father-in-law during a blind date, do you think you can have good juice?"
Jiang Yunhu thought for a moment, then sighed: "Well then, I'll end up and let Rocky fight on top, isn't that in line with her wishes? I can just watch Xiaobai's stage play."
This is just a solution to the symptoms but not the root cause. Leaving aside the fact that class 14 has already fallen behind by so many points, dropping the main force, Jiang Yunhu, and replacing it with a Muggle, it is possible that the score will not come back.
Moreover, even if Jiang Yunhu is dropped, the conflict between him and Rocky is still unresolved, which will affect the subsequent games, so this trick is absolutely unacceptable.
Future coughed lightly, and played his tricks again: "You are so stupid, since offending Rocky will affect your image in Su Xiaobai's heart, why don't you think about it the other way around, won't flattering Rocky also make you angry? Su Xiaobai likes you more?"
"To please?"
"That's right, in the second half, you continue to go up and play, follow Rocky in everything, give her the ball, help her pick and roll, pass people, penetrate defenses, and let her stand alone. Anyway, how can you let her play well? Shuang, you can cooperate as you like." Future held Jiang Yunhu's shoulders and said in a persuasive manner, "You think, as long as she is having fun, when Su Xiaobai comes back, the two chat, she brings up things on the court, help me casually. If you say a few good words, won't your image in Su Xiaobai's heart soar?"
Jiang Yunhu hesitated: "Is this trick effective?"
"It must be effective! You go out and find out. In the future, I will be nicknamed Xicheng Lover in the future. I will go to bars and nightclubs every day. There will be groups of girlfriends. I will be able to communicate with 100 girls at the same time and handle the relationship between them. When I reach the age of 30, Yu Jie, Down to 18-year-old girls, countless girls cried and shouted to give me monkeys. My words are golden words, Cupid's arrows!"
Future vowed to pat his chest: "You listen to me, wait to apologize to Rocky, give her all the ball in the second half of the game, and serve her like your own mother. As long as you do it, if you still can't catch up after graduation Come to Su Xiaobai, I will jump off the building in front of the whole class to show you!"
This poisonous oath was too strong, Jiang Yunhu was shocked: "You are so confident. Then... then I will trust you once."
(Anyway, I didn't say which floor, jumping from the 1st floor is considered a jump.) A cheap thought arose in Future's mind.
Jiang Yunhu seemed to have thought of something again, and scratched his head: "But... I said harsh words just now, saying that I will pass the ball to Rocky in the second half, and I am a dog. Everyone has heard this. If I do what you say, I will Won't it be too embarrassing?."
Future: "Being hated by Su Xiaobai, being a dog, you choose one."
Jiang Yunhu: "Wang."
"Go."
Jiang Yunhu walked up to Rocky, rubbed his chin, and said dryly: "Rocky, I'm sorry, I reflected on what happened in the first half. I was too busy playing by myself and ignored your feelings. It's my fault. Let's keep working hard in the second half, we switch positions, I play possession, you play offense, I pass the ball to you."
If Jiang Yunhu came to quarrel now, Rocky would think it was normal, but this guy's attitude changed 180 degrees without warning, and she suddenly became suspicious: "What are you doing again? You deliberately tricked me into letting my guard down, and continued to fight in the second half." Am I?"
Jiang Yunhu swears, and his attitude is extremely sincere: "Absolutely not, I am apologizing to you very seriously. Believe me, the second half is your home game, I will fight around you, and I will be your dog!"
At this time, the referee blew his whistle, announcing the end of the intermission.
Rocky stood up dubiously, and glanced at Jiang Yunhu: "Wang, let me listen?"
"Wang Nima, hurry up and get the ball."
(End of this chapter)
On the sidelines, Mirai jumped on his feet: "Hey, I'm really convinced, can these two be more mature? Primary school students???"
During the half-time break, Class 19 was very happy. The captain kept cheering and encouraging the players, saying that the opponent had two or five youngsters, and they could win the second half if they stabilized!
The atmosphere in Class 14 was relatively silent. Jiang Yunhu was the leader of the Tiger faction, and Luo Qi was the leader of the Luo faction. The two bosses quarreled and had infighting.
Luo Qi and Jiang Yunhu sat far away, both of them looked indifferent and disliked each other. According to this situation, the two would have to fight among themselves in the second half, giving Class 19 crazy points.
Future knows that he can't be silent. If the championship seed from Class 14 loses to the experienced baby, how will he face Teacher Alinia and other colleagues in the future?
In the future, I have a good relationship with Rocky, so I came to her first and persuaded her: "Little Rocky, listen to the teacher and don't fight among yourself. The second half is fun. It's okay to pass a few more balls to Jiang Yunhu. The teacher will give you the whole game." come on!"
Rocky was in a fit of anger at the moment, and didn't listen to Future's words at all: "Bah! I don't pass to anyone! Not only do I not pass, but I will break him when he gets the ball, and I will block him when he shoots. Let's see who is more ruthless!"
Rocky's personality is relatively rigid, unlike Su Xiaobai, and if he really gets into an awkward situation, it can't be solved by touching his head.
In desperation, I can only go to Jiang Yunhu in the future.
Before Future could speak, Jiang Yunhu made a stop gesture, and said coldly: "Don't waste your saliva, I'm really wasted with Rocky! Tell you, in the second half of the game, if I pass her another ball, I'm just a dog!"
(.) In the face of these two naive ghosts, the future is really depressed to the point of speechlessness.
This is definitely not going to work. We must find a way to reconcile them, or let one of them make concessions.
In the future, he subconsciously glanced at Rocky. This child is too rigid, and he won't take it when he makes a fuss.And if you get bored with her nagging, and your favorability plummets, wouldn't it be a loss.
In the future, he took another look at Jiang Yunhu, and found that he had something to do with this kid—the "dating" with Su Xiaobai at the Lantern Festival.But if Jiang Yunhu was threatened on this occasion, it might arouse his rebellious psychology and make the situation worse.
However, it is not hard to come, you can come soft.
In the future, he took Jiang Yunhu's arm, came to the corner where there was no one, and whispered, "Student Cerebellar Axe, what you are doing now may not be good for your pursuit of Su Xiaobai."
There was no one around, and Jiang Yunhu didn't need to hide it. He asked inexplicably, "Xiaobai is performing a stage play in the animation club, and no one is there. What influence can it have?"
Future shook his head and sighed, "You are so stupid, let me ask you, what is the relationship between Su Xiaobai and Rocky?"
Jiang Yunhu was stunned for a moment, then fell silent.
"Have you realized it? Su Xiaobai and Luo Qi are best friends! Have you ever heard of a blind date? The most important thing about a blind date is to please the woman. What is the second most important thing? It is to please the old man. It is also true now! You patronize Wanting to impress Su Xiaobai while offending Rocky, who has the best relationship with her, wouldn't that be equivalent to annoying my father-in-law during a blind date, do you think you can have good juice?"
Jiang Yunhu thought for a moment, then sighed: "Well then, I'll end up and let Rocky fight on top, isn't that in line with her wishes? I can just watch Xiaobai's stage play."
This is just a solution to the symptoms but not the root cause. Leaving aside the fact that class 14 has already fallen behind by so many points, dropping the main force, Jiang Yunhu, and replacing it with a Muggle, it is possible that the score will not come back.
Moreover, even if Jiang Yunhu is dropped, the conflict between him and Rocky is still unresolved, which will affect the subsequent games, so this trick is absolutely unacceptable.
Future coughed lightly, and played his tricks again: "You are so stupid, since offending Rocky will affect your image in Su Xiaobai's heart, why don't you think about it the other way around, won't flattering Rocky also make you angry? Su Xiaobai likes you more?"
"To please?"
"That's right, in the second half, you continue to go up and play, follow Rocky in everything, give her the ball, help her pick and roll, pass people, penetrate defenses, and let her stand alone. Anyway, how can you let her play well? Shuang, you can cooperate as you like." Future held Jiang Yunhu's shoulders and said in a persuasive manner, "You think, as long as she is having fun, when Su Xiaobai comes back, the two chat, she brings up things on the court, help me casually. If you say a few good words, won't your image in Su Xiaobai's heart soar?"
Jiang Yunhu hesitated: "Is this trick effective?"
"It must be effective! You go out and find out. In the future, I will be nicknamed Xicheng Lover in the future. I will go to bars and nightclubs every day. There will be groups of girlfriends. I will be able to communicate with 100 girls at the same time and handle the relationship between them. When I reach the age of 30, Yu Jie, Down to 18-year-old girls, countless girls cried and shouted to give me monkeys. My words are golden words, Cupid's arrows!"
Future vowed to pat his chest: "You listen to me, wait to apologize to Rocky, give her all the ball in the second half of the game, and serve her like your own mother. As long as you do it, if you still can't catch up after graduation Come to Su Xiaobai, I will jump off the building in front of the whole class to show you!"
This poisonous oath was too strong, Jiang Yunhu was shocked: "You are so confident. Then... then I will trust you once."
(Anyway, I didn't say which floor, jumping from the 1st floor is considered a jump.) A cheap thought arose in Future's mind.
Jiang Yunhu seemed to have thought of something again, and scratched his head: "But... I said harsh words just now, saying that I will pass the ball to Rocky in the second half, and I am a dog. Everyone has heard this. If I do what you say, I will Won't it be too embarrassing?."
Future: "Being hated by Su Xiaobai, being a dog, you choose one."
Jiang Yunhu: "Wang."
"Go."
Jiang Yunhu walked up to Rocky, rubbed his chin, and said dryly: "Rocky, I'm sorry, I reflected on what happened in the first half. I was too busy playing by myself and ignored your feelings. It's my fault. Let's keep working hard in the second half, we switch positions, I play possession, you play offense, I pass the ball to you."
If Jiang Yunhu came to quarrel now, Rocky would think it was normal, but this guy's attitude changed 180 degrees without warning, and she suddenly became suspicious: "What are you doing again? You deliberately tricked me into letting my guard down, and continued to fight in the second half." Am I?"
Jiang Yunhu swears, and his attitude is extremely sincere: "Absolutely not, I am apologizing to you very seriously. Believe me, the second half is your home game, I will fight around you, and I will be your dog!"
At this time, the referee blew his whistle, announcing the end of the intermission.
Rocky stood up dubiously, and glanced at Jiang Yunhu: "Wang, let me listen?"
"Wang Nima, hurry up and get the ball."
(End of this chapter)
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