The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 196 Lick, Lick Hard

After the phalanx performance, as a guest Dongfang Zhiyuan finally stood up and gave a speech - thanking his alma mater for his cultivation, praising the spirit of the students, chatting about life and ideals, conveying positive energy, and finally wishing the smooth holding of the school sports meeting and so on.

When Dongfang Zhiyuan delivered a speech, every word she said, or even a blink of an eye, would cause cheers and screams among the students. , kite powder will always be with you~". There are also strange shouts like "Wuuuuuu begging for high-heeled shoes to step on the face".

In Class 14's phalanx, even the always cute Xiao Tang screamed like a demon at this time, bouncing around and waving her little hands, trying to attract Dongfang Zhiyuan's attention.

Maybe it was due to the angel's halo, Dongfang Zhiyuan really saw Granu, and beckoned to him, and Grano was so excited that he almost fainted.

Looking back at the future, he is like a standing corpse, lost in spirit and eyesight, waiting for the moment of judgment to come.

Luo Qi was distracted by looking at the future, and saw Dongfang Zhiyuan looking at the future from time to time, with a mysterious smile on her face, she suddenly lost her temper, took out her mobile phone and called Luo Shangqian : "Hey, brother, do you know any public relations company? Help me to buy the black draft of Dongfang Zhiyuan, all arrangements for smoking, derailment, abortion and wearing hats!"

Luo Shangqian didn't know what was going on. Of course, Luo Bao's order was above all else, so he didn't ask any further questions, and directly started to spend money with the PR company.

Ten minutes later, a blog post appeared at the top of Weibo's hot search list: Hidden secrets exposed! The heroine Dongfang Zhiyuan of "Long Qing" is suspected of cheating on the teacher of Xicheng High School.Straight ahead!

Click in, and inside is a manuscript written by a columnist.The whole article adopts the Spring and Autumn style of writing, and the meaning is vague. It seems that there is something going on, but it is intentionally unclear, which not only leaves room for imagination, but also avoids the risk of being sued. It looks like an old paparazzi.

The accompanying picture was taken by a reporter at the Xi University Sports Meeting. It is the scene where Dongfang Zhiyuan and Future are looking at each other on and off the stage. It happened that a school leader was smoking, and the smoke floated around her, and it felt like she was smoking.

In the future, he looks up at the sky at a 45-point angle, with a melancholy expression and affectionate but slightly sad eyes.

The two parties seem to have been in love for several years, the children have already learned soy sauce, but they dare not recognize each other's cheating lovers.

After seeing this trending search, Luo Qi was furious, and directly deleted Luo Shangqian as a friend, and blocked all his contact information.

On the same day, the stock price of Yunhai Pharmaceutical plummeted. According to people familiar with the matter, Chairman Luo was suspected of having an epileptic seizure and howled ghostly in the office, scaring away a group of investors.

After Dongfang Zhiyuan’s speech, it symbolized the official start of the Xicheng High School Sports Meeting. The teachers on duty had already started to carry the track and field equipment, and the students participating in the morning events were also warming up one after another, preparing to show off their skills.

In the future, I brought the students of Class 14 to the rest area on the playground. Before I could finish the arrangement, the teacher came and said: "Mr. Future, the principal invites you to the command platform!"

There is no other way for the future, but to follow the past under the doubtful eyes of the students.

On the stage, the school leaders were chatting with Dongfang Zhiyuan wordlessly, praising her for being young and promising, and secretly hinting that she hoped that she would say more good things about her alma mater in front of the media after she went back.

Xicheng High School is Dongfang Zhiyuan's first school in her life, and the only school she has ever attended. She already has feelings for her, so she naturally agreed with a smile.

At this moment, the principal glanced at the stairs and said with a smile, "Hey, Miss Dongfang, look, the future teacher you named is here."

Dongfang Zhiyuan looked at the past with cold eyes, and was about to make trouble, but saw Future let out an exaggerated scream, and rushed to hold her hand with tears in her eyes, knelt down on one knee, her eyes were devout like a knight facing the Pope, and her voice was excited I have to start trembling: "Ahhhh! Miss Dongfang! I am your fan! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo From now on I will never wash this hand again!"

With such proficient acting skills, Dongfang Zhiyuan didn't know how to respond for a while. It's a pity that this person won't enter the show business circle.

Seeing this, the principal jokingly said, "In the future, Miss Dongfang wants to see you by name today. Since you are a Chinese teacher, why don't you pick some ancient poems and songs to praise her? Let others see your talent."

"Since presenting beauties with poems, Cao Zhi's "Luo Shen Fu" is naturally indispensable-as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind~" The future seems to be possessed by a poet, shaking his head and saying, "Oriental Miss's beauty is difficult to express in words, your appearance is really overwhelming, you are as beautiful as a fairy, you don't look like 30 years old at all!"

Dongfang Zhiyuan folded her arms and said flatly, "I'm 21 this year, and I really don't look like 30 years old."

The crowd was silent.

Future missed a lick, so he continued to lick cheekily: "Miss Dongfang, to tell you the truth, I am your fan! I have to listen to the theme song of "Long Qing" every night before I go to bed. I hope that your singing will linger in my dreams~ Only in this way can I sleep peacefully."

Dongfang Zhiyuan glanced at him sideways: "I'm an actor in "Long Qing", not a singer, and the theme song was sung by someone else."

Everyone was silent for the second time.

Future clapped his hands, and then licked hard: "That's right! Once upon a time, when I was still in elementary school, in order to become a video member to watch your plays, I put the pocket money given by my family in the piggy bank every day, a whole Yue didn't eat breakfast, and lost 20 catties, just to see your beautiful face for the first time! At that time, I was thinking: Ah~ It's so great to be able to grow up with sister Zhiyuan in front of the TV!"

Dongfang Zhiyuan gave a short sneer: "I only debuted two years ago, thank you."

Everyone was silent for three times.

Future broke out in a cold sweat: "Hahahahaha. I, I have a low IQ. I have cerebral palsy. I just graduated from elementary school last year. There is nothing wrong with me!"

Seeing that Dongfang Zhiyuan turned her face away and did not speak, Future started a crazy dog-licking offensive. She was licked so fancy that she praised her from head to toe, and even a hair of her was as good as Wen Tingyun's "The hills overlap and the golden light fades, and the temples overlap." The clouds want to spend the fragrant cheeks and snow".

After hearing this, the principal looked around in embarrassment, thinking: In the future, in the future, it’s okay to be a dog licker, but it’s not a good thing to lick too much.He hastened to make a rescue: "Mr. Future, Ms. Dongfang started her career in acting after graduating from high school. You are about the same age. Why don't you tell her something interesting about your college days?"

This time, it was Dongfang Zhiyuan who took over the conversation and asked casually, "Mr. Future, did you ever work as a car repairman during college? Are you proficient at disassembling and assembling cars?"

Goosebumps all over his body suddenly appeared in the future, and he smiled with cold sweat: "Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, right. But my hand is really stupid. The owner of the car shop came out."

Dongfang Zhiyuan became angry again: "The eloquence is also good. I can say 1 million plus 3 million into 13 billion. It's a pity not to do business."

Future stammered and quibbled: "I, my math is taught by a physical education teacher! And my IQ is relatively low, and I can't even memorize the nine-nine multiplication table. Ahaha, don't mind."

"I'm afraid I have also practiced Sanda. When will you show me a Tathagata palm?"

"Ah, hahaha. I, I'm a scholar, I don't have the strength to restrain a chicken, I can't hahaha."

The school leaders were at a loss when they heard the conversation between the two. Are these two people giving some secret signal?

(End of this chapter)