The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 193 The fart bomb at the opening ceremony
The students returned to school one after another. After putting away their luggage in the dormitory, they rushed to the cafeteria to eat.

The 5 days of this week are the school sports meeting, and the track and field events are held on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, similar to other high schools.

The basketball league runs through the entire school sports meeting. There are games in the morning and afternoon from Monday to Friday. The rounds of each class are based on the list.

Club activities will also run through the entire school sports meeting, such as guitar concerts, animation club cosplay stage plays, etc., so that students can relax after intense sports.

After the end of the track and field program on Wednesday, club competitions will start on Thursday and Friday, and the rhythm will slowly slow down, allowing students to return to their normal learning rhythm.

Today is Monday, and the first thing in the morning is the opening ceremony of the school sports meeting. After breakfast, the teachers and students rushed to the playground to gather.

About 2000 teachers and students from senior one, senior two and senior three formed a phalanx on the football lawn of the playground. The students in class one (14) stood crookedly, like dumplings in a pot. A few boys shook their legs angrily, and those who didn't know thought they had ADHD.

"Huh? Ye Nai is not feeling well, did you ask for leave?" Future looked at Granu in confusion.

Granose nodded, and said worriedly: "When she returned to the dormitory just now, her face was very ugly. She lay down and fell asleep after putting her luggage away, and she didn't say anything to her."

(What are you doing.) Future turned his back, placed his fingers on his eye sockets, and activated clairvoyance.

After peeping in the future, I found that Ye Nai was just like what Sugar said, lying on the bed silently, wrapped tightly in the quilt, and seemed to have fallen asleep, but did not sleep peacefully, trembling from time to time, as if having a nightmare .

The opening ceremony is about to start, the teacher in charge must be present, and Ye Nai is also sleeping. At this time, she was disturbing her rest in the past, but in the future, she turned off her clairvoyance, nodded and said, "The teacher understands, let her rest first."

"it is good."

At 08:30 in the morning, the opening ceremony of the school sports meeting officially began.

Following the passionate "March of Athletes", two hosts, a man and a woman, stepped onto the podium.

The two are carefully selected student representatives from the high school.

The boy is the writer of the legendary top class of the second year of high school.

The girl is from Class 7 ([-]) of senior high school. She ranked second in the entrance examination and the two monthly exams. She is also recognized as the "school beauty" by the whole school. Her name is An Ruoxue.

At this time, An Ruoxue was wearing a beautiful purple dress, like a butterfly flying in the flowers, her immature feet were wrapped in crystal-like high-heeled shoes, revealing her white jade-like ankles, and her delicate pink lips were lightly colored , Exuding a breathtaking luster in the sun.

Just standing there, she has an overpowering aura rushing towards her face, and everything around her seems to have dimmed.

In fact, Granose's looks and grades are not inferior to An Ruoxue's, but their temperaments are quite different.

An Ruoxue has a quiet and intellectual sense, she won't be indifferent to others, but she will give people a high distance, so that boys will unconsciously look up to her, and longing will arise in their hearts.

And Granose is a grade-jump student, too young, with a cute and clingy personality, which makes people feel protective.The boys regarded her more as their younger sister than the lover of their dreams, so the title of "school belle" naturally fell on An Ruoxue.

For this opening ceremony, the school had thought about finding Sa Tang to host it. After all, she was the number one in her age group, and she dropped An Ruoxue by 34 points in the monthly exam last time, and Wen Hao had a good impression of her.

Persevering, Granose has never hosted experience, and he is dull and easy to overturn.

And An Ruoxue often participates in campus clubs in her spare time, her personality is calm and cheerful, and she is more stable than the young Granose, so she became the chief candidate for the hostess.

At this time, Wen Hao walked forward slowly, held the microphone and said eloquently: "Teachers and students of Xicheng High School, hello everyone! In this golden autumn season, which is full of unity, forge ahead, and friendship! It was a beautiful moment for the atmosphere, and we ushered in the annual sports event of our school together.”

An Ruoxue took a step forward, completed the handover, and vividly recited the opening remark: "Here, please allow us to express our warm congratulations on the opening of this sports event on behalf of the school leaders! We would like to express our warm congratulations to the opening of the conference! I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to the teachers and classmates who contributed! I would like to express my high respect to the referees, coaches and athletes of this conference!"

When the hosts gave the opening speech, the students in the audience were already discussing in whispers:
"An Ruoxue is too beautiful, this dress is really pretty!"

"That's right, she's the beauty of the school, with her face and figure right there, she's pretty even in a piece of sackcloth."

"An Ruoxue is number two in the world!"

"I'll give you Xuexue, I'll take the sugar away."

"It's awesome, let's see if the people from Class 14 beat you up or not."

"That man named Wen Hao, it's really annoying to watch. You can see that he always stares at An Ruoxue, he must be interested in the school girl."

"Wait, I'll go to the locker room in the afternoon and pee in his shoes."

After the 10-minute speech, Wenhao and An Ruoxue took a step forward in a tacit understanding, and said passionately: "Next, let's invite the torch to enter."

The Olympic torch ceremony originated from the story of Prometheus stealing fire for mankind in Greek mythology. It is a necessary ceremony for the Olympic Games, and it is not common for school sports.But whoever makes Xigao rich likes to play with these fancy things.

This kind of ceremony should be led by the school leaders, such as the principal, but the principal took good care of the younger generation and gave this honorable place to this year's new teachers in the first year of high school.

Originally, the status in the eyes of the principal in the future was enough to pass the torch this time, but because he only wanted to be a salty fish, he would definitely not take such a troublesome and attention-grabbing job, so he didn't sign up.

In the end, the quota was assigned to Mr. Mo, the head teacher of Class 7.

Teacher Mo was wearing a dry sportswear, full of energy and radiant, and ran from the entrance of the playground holding a torch.Under the eyes of his classmates, he ran a full circle around the playground, and smiled at Liu Xuelai when he passed by her, which caused the students around him to boo non-stop. Finally, with his head held high, he ran to the torch stand next to the command platform .

(This shit, it’s like walking a monkey in public. Fortunately, I didn’t sign up.) Teacher Mo is very high-spirited, but he feels very stupid in the future.

Running and running, just as Mr. Mo ran past the command platform, the torch in his hand suddenly "popped", as if something exploded, the sound was not very loud, but the students and teachers who were nearby heard it.

Immediately afterwards, an indescribable stench centered on Teacher Mo and spread rapidly to the surroundings.

"Fuck, what does it smell like?"

"Ugh~ It's disgusting, did the torchbearer fart?"

"Damn it, it must be poop in the crotch!"

"Damn, give up quickly! I'm going to be smoked to death!"

Not only the nearby students, but Wen Hao and An Ruoxue on the command platform, as well as the school leaders who were seated, covered their noses with ugly faces and evacuated.

Teacher Mo was in the center of the stench, and was sprayed all over by the things that exploded in the torch just now. He was stupefied, but he had nowhere to escape - he himself was the source of the stench.

The playground fell into a small-scale riot. The phalanx of Class One (14) was far away from the scene of the incident and was not affected by the stench.

"Hahahahaha!" Seeing this, Jiang Yunhu laughed so hard that he almost fell to the ground, and stretched out his fist to passers-by, "Yeah~ Breaking Bad, happy cooperation!"

The passer-by and Jiang Yunhu bumped their fists and said triumphantly: "This stinky fart bomb I prepared, after it gets on, don't try to wipe it off unless you wash off the skin."

(End of this chapter)