The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 150 Cutting Pork

It rained all night yesterday, the rain washed away the dust, the air was unusually fresh, the sky cleared up, and the warm sun shone on people, lazily.

The market at noon is very lively, crowded with people, and the cries of the shops are one after another. The shopkeepers laugh and attract customers from time to time, bargaining with each other, just to save 5 cents.

Wei Tu's meat stall is located in the central area. Although his reputation is no longer what it used to be, his skill of killing pigs and cutting meat is still popular in this street, so that everyone only knows "Wei Tu" but not his real name.

The word "killing a pig" sounds vulgar, but it is actually a delicate job. The time of killing, the position of the knife, including talking with the pig before killing, all these are particular. It is not as simple as a white knife in and a red knife out. .

If the pig feels fear for various reasons before dying, an impurity will be secreted from the body and mixed into the blood, and the cut meat will be sour and fishy, ​​which is greatly reduced.

And Wei Tu is an expert in this field, proficient in the way of killing pigs. Before he does it, he will hide the knife, touch the pig's head, talk to the pig for ten minutes, and then without warning, he will go straight to the point.

Because the knife technique is extremely precise, the pig does not even know that it is dead, and there is no pain or fear at all, and the cut meat is naturally pure and delicious.

Originally, with Wei Tu's skills and the previous farm, he worked as a big butcher in Xicheng for five or six years, bought a Mercedes-Benz and BMW for transportation, and bought two apartments, one to live in and one to rent out for rent. , There is no problem at all among the middle class.

However, he was addicted to gambling and couldn't get over it. He lost all the property in the family and owed a lot of debts. Now he can only rely on his skills in butchering pigs, and he spends every day.

Today, Wei Tu is still cutting meat at his stall, because the business here is so good that he even hired two apprentices to help him, and he is so busy.

After cutting the meat at hand, Wei Tu moved his cervical spine, the fat all over his body was trembling, and complained: "Your uncle, this weather is really an autumn tiger, I am so hot."

After rubbing his neck, Wei Tu began to inspect the booth.

An apprentice next to him was eating flesh and blood. Wei Tu took a closer look and saw that the flesh on the bone was not cut clean at all. He immediately said cursingly: "Look at what you cut, two ounces of flesh can be picked out of the bone! How did your mother put it? Why are you so stupid? Eh???"

The apprentice shrank his head and kept apologizing, but the more nervous he was, the worse the cut was, and the shaved bones became less clean.

Wei Tu has been in a bad mood for the past few days, and his apprentices are so stupid, he immediately used him as a punching bag, insulted him in various ways, and even started physical punishment, but the latter dared not speak out.

More than ten minutes later, a tall figure appeared in front of the butcher shop. Wei Tu looked over and sighed secretly: My good guy, this body is as muscular as a hill, and it doesn't look like he's been given hormones at all, maybe it's not Humanoid, right?

The other party stayed in front of the butcher shop without saying a word, just staring at Wei Tu there.

Wei Tu murmured in his heart. He wiped his hands with a damp cloth, and asked with a half-smile, "What's the matter, guest? Are you buying meat?"

This person is none other than the future who pretended to be a giant man. He shook his legs and said casually: "Yes, buy meat."

Since it was a guest, Wei Tu also laughed and said, "Okay, do you want the thin one or the fat one?"

Future slapped the banknotes on the table: "I want ten catties of lean meat, cut into sausages, and there should be no fat on it."

Wei Tu somehow felt that this sentence sounded familiar, but he didn't think much about it. He raised his trouser waist, pointed to his apprentice and said, "No problem. Hey, you, cut up ten catties of lean meat, and there must be no fat, or I will whip you." Damn."

"Wait." Future was upset, and pointed to Wei Tu's nose and said, "These pickled children are clumsy, I don't want them to cut it, I want you to cut it yourself."

Wei Tu realized now, isn't this the dialogue in "Water Margin" where "Lu Zhishen punched the town of Guanxi"?Could it be that this guy followed Lu Zhishen's example to find trouble?

Wei Tu wasn't sure for a moment, and besides, he couldn't neglect the money, so he said with a smirk: "Okay, I'll cut it, I'll cut it myself, you sit first." After speaking, he moved a chair , let the future sit.

Ten catties of meat is a lot, but fortunately Wei Tudao is very skilled, he took a thin knife to peel off the skin, shaved off the fat, and then changed to a big knife and chopped it into sausages.

After chopping ten catties of meat, Wei Tu wiped the sweat from his forehead, wrapped it in oiled paper, tied it with a string, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Future, and said with a smile, "Ten catties is a bit heavy, you can take it well. "

In the future, he didn't take the meat sausages, but said lightly: "No hurry, I want another ten catties of fat meat, no lean meat can be seen on it, and it must be finely chopped."

Ten thousand alpacas are galloping in Wei Tu's heart, is this nima really possessed by Lu Zhishen?
But it doesn't make sense, the two have no grudges in the past and have no grudges in the present, why are they making such a fuss?
Wei Tu rubbed his hands together, and said with an apologetic smile: "My guest, fat meat is leftovers that no one wants. If you like it, I'll give you some. It's useless to cut this stuff into simmered meat. Even if it's boiled oil, Just cut it into small pieces, no need to mince it."

The future glared angrily, and took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills, with a rough voice like Huang Lu Dazhong: "What are you asking?! You just cut it!"

Although Wei Tu was very dissatisfied in his heart, he still compromised in front of his ability.

Besides, you can't be too subjective to think that people are here to make trouble, what if it's just a coincidence?
Wei Tu smiled patiently and said, "Okay, okay, wait a moment, I'll cut it for you."

Lean meat is easy to cut, but fat meat is not the same. It is oily and greasy, and it is all sticky. It is okay to cut into pieces, but it is particularly troublesome to chop into simmered meat.

Wei Tu cut it for nearly half an hour, and his arms were sore. He finally finished cutting ten catties of fat dumplings, and panting, he wrapped them up and handed them to the future: "Come, guest, the fat dumplings you want."

"No rush." ​​Future put the two kinds of saozi aside, and said calmly, "I want another ten catties of gold cartilage, no meat can be seen on it, and the saozi must be finely chopped."

Wei Tu had already started to scold his mother in his heart. If it was all speculation before, then he can now conclude that this guy is just trying to find fault with the plot of Lu Zhishen beating Zhenguanxi to death with three punches.

Wei Tu deeply felt that he was being tricked, and wanted to pick up a knife and stab the future to death, but then he thought, in the Water Margin, Zhen Guanxi didn't hold his breath, and stabbed Lu Zhishen with a knife, but Lu Zhishen found an excuse to shoot , and then three punches to death?
If I couldn't hold back my breath today and was beaten to death with three punches, how wronged would it be?
The giant man in front of him looks like a king kong, his arms are thicker than human thighs, and he feels like he can lift the cover of a human being with a single punch, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely not in his way!You must break the routine and do it the other way around in the book, so that he can find no faults!

Thinking of this, Wei Tu suppressed his fire, and said with a pleasant smile, "No problem, I'll cut it for you right away." After speaking, he picked 10 catties of fine-quality inch gold cartilage and began to cut it.

This time, Future frowned instead. Is this Wei Tu so good-tempered?Can you bear this?

Wei Tu wiped the sweat off his head with a damp cloth, put ten catties of cartilage on the table, and shaved off all the flesh like a surgical operation. It was so clean that no one could pick out any faults, and then he started chopping with a wave of the knife.

Cartilage is no better than meat, it is much more difficult to chop, and Wei Tu has blunted several knives, and he can barely lift his arms.

This chopping lasted an hour, and Wei Tu was so tired that he was dizzy and sweating profusely. With trembling hands, he wrapped the cartilage sausage, put it on the table in front of the future, and said with a forced smile, "Look, it's finished chopping. 912 yuan, cash or QR code?"

(Damn it, that’s not how it was written in the Water Margin.) Looking at the fine, fat and boned three-faced scorpion, everything was perfect, and I couldn’t find any faults, so I fell silent for a while.

Seeing that the future was speechless, Wei Tu felt secretly refreshed: You want to rush me and find an excuse to make a move?I'm not in a hurry!I will cut whatever you want, and I will give you everything!I have both love and reason, what reason do you have to hit me?Enenen?
Future was silent for a long time, paid the money, got up and left.

Wei Tu patted the meat on the table, and his tone became more and more complacent: "Hey, your meat hasn't been taken away yet."

"No hurry." Future left two words without looking back.

I saw him walking to the open space at the end of the street, where there was a tall weeping willow tree.

He grabbed the trunk with both hands, and with a muffled roar, the ground collapsed in an instant, and the willow tree with its roots was pulled out from the ground.

He carried the willow tree back and threw it in front of Wei Tu's booth.

"Boom!" The earth was shaken and roared, and Future's sneer came: "I want ten more willow trees, cut into scorpions, and no bark or leaves can be seen on them."

Wei Tu's jaw dropped from shock on the spot, and everyone was dumbfounded: "No. This is a place where I cut meat. How can I cut big trees???"

As soon as the words came out, the bosses of the nearby shops also echoed: "That's right, isn't this making things difficult for people?"

Seeing that Future's complexion is not very good, Wei Tu hastened to comfort him: "Guest, we have to be reasonable. I am a pig butcher, and I only cut pork. For cutting big trees, you have to go to a carpenter."

The future let out a cry, carried the willow tree back to the pit and inserted it back. When he came back, he sneered and said, "Only cut pork, right? Yes, then I want you to cut [-] catties of pork within three days!"

"One hundred thousand catties???" Wei Tu blushed as if Dou E had been wronged, "How could it be possible to cut out one hundred thousand catties of pork in three days???"

Future smiled brightly: "Look at what you said. In the Battle of Chibi at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Zhuge Kongming made [-] arrows in three days. Let's talk about it. Cutting a catty of pork is easier than making an arrow, right? He is a Longzhong villager. Husbands can do it, but you can't?"

Wei Tu couldn't hold back a word for a long time, but the old man who was also a butcher on the opposite side came to his rescue: "My guest, don't make things difficult for Wei Tu. It's just an allusion that a straw boat borrowed arrows, and there has never been an official history. Besides, Kong Ming That’s borrowing arrows, not making arrows. How can we use the analogy of cutting pork? One hundred thousand catties of pork is too much, and we don’t have that much reserve here. For such a large amount of work, you have to go to the factory and let them use machines. Cut it for you."

Wei Tu also persuaded with kind words: "Yes, yes, my guest, can your request be a little smaller?"

"Smaller, right? That's fine!" Future slammed the table and shouted sharply, "Then I want ten catties of pork nuclei, cut into quarks, and there can be no protons or neutrons on them!"

Wei Turen was dumbfounded: "This, this, this??? How do you cut it???"

Future was furious: "This is not allowed! That is not acceptable! Are you looking down on me?!" After speaking, he punched Wei Tu in the face.

"Boom!" Wei Tu was knocked to the ground, his blood-stained teeth spilled out like flowers from a goddess, and he lay on the ground and howled non-stop. Why is he still beaten.
The future is like an angry bull, striding forward, holding the 240-jin Wei Tu in the air with one hand, and suppressing everyone, he said with a grim face: "Your uncle, a butcher who kills pigs, is here to pretend to be like me!" ? Let you cut a few catties of pork and grind it, you want to beat it, right?!"

Wei Tu pissed directly, and only you asked, the hell can cut it!
Seeing the ferocious face and the bulging muscles all over his body, Wei Tu was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he immediately begged for mercy: "My lord, I am a pig butcher, and I have no grudges against you in the past and I have no grudges in the present. What do you want?" Just tell me something, and I'll give it to you."

"Okay, cool!" Future put Wei Tu down, "To tell you the truth, I came this time to ask you to help me find something, as long as you can find it for me, I will spare you!"

Wei Tu seemed to be grasping at straws: "Say it! No matter what it is, I will definitely find it for you!"

The future slowly said: "I heard that there is a pirate king in Japan named Gore D. Roger. He conquered the great sea route and hid the treasure he got all his life at the end of the sea. The world calls him One Piece. Today, you go and get Find One Piece, and I will spare you!"

Wei Tu was silent for five seconds, his whole body went limp as if his spine had been removed, and he said dully, "You should hit me."

Future laughed and pointed around: "Folks, did you hear that? This guy begged me to hit him. I've never heard of such a strange request. I have to satisfy him, otherwise wouldn't it make me look stingy?"

"Boom!!" Mirai punched Wei Tu's eyebrows, fractured his cheekbone, and his fat body flew upside down, knocking over the booth.

Wei Tu covered the corners of his bleeding brows, his teeth leaked, and begged for mercy, "Okay. The beating is over. Stop beating."

In the future, he picked up the three kinds of simmered meat, which was made from the ground, weighed them in his hands, and said boldly: "No, no, no, you cut three kinds of simmered meat for me, and I only punched you twice. I am a very real person, and the second is Two, three is three. You have to accept this third punch no matter what."

"Boom!!!" After speaking in the future, he swung his arm and punched Wei Tu, causing Wei Tu's nose to slant and his eyes to slant, and his saliva to fly.

After punching three times, not only did Future not relieve his anger, but the evil fire intensified. He strode forward, grabbed Wei Tu's hair with one hand, dragged him up amidst the sound of his hair breaking, and said angrily, "Oh you! Oh, OO, just you, who looks like a pig, dare to touch other people's yellow-flowered girls?!"

Wei Tu didn't know why he was beaten before, he thought it was because he didn't read the almanac when he went out today and met the plague god.

As soon as the future words came out, he finally realized the reason - this person came to avenge Su Xiaobai.

Wei Tu clasped his hands together, with bleeding from the corners of his mouth and teeth leaking, he begged, "This strong man, please bypass me. I'll give you money!"

"Who wants your stinky money?!" Feeling insulted, Wei Tu punched Wei Tu's mouth in the future, smashing his lips, and the broken teeth spurted out along with the blood, and said viciously, "I'm alone!" The monthly salary is 12000, how much do you want?!"

Wei Tu's mouth was full of blood, and he didn't know if his brain had been beaten, but he muttered indistinctly: "It's not half of my monthly salary."

Just as Wei Tu finished muttering, he realized that he had said something wrong, but before he had time to beg for mercy, Future was already driven mad by the stimulation.

"O you O!!!!!!" In the future, there will be violent punches, fists raining down, the sound of fists colliding with fat can be heard endlessly, and Wei Tu's body is covered in bruises, and many places burst immediately, blood all over his body.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We Tu, comparable to pigs in a slaughterhouse, hissed and wailed, "Stop beating! Don't be beating! I swear, I will never go back today again!" Touch Su Xiaobai!"

"Go back? Why do you still want to go back???" Future picked up the kitchen knife with his backhand and pressed it against Wei Tu's face, his face was ferocious like a ghost, "Now, get the hell out of Xicheng immediately! From today on, don't Speaking of touching Su Xiaobai, if you dare to take a close look at her, I will directly dig out your pig's eyes and eat them raw! Do you hear that??!!"

Wei Tu wailed: "I heard it! I heard it!"

"Get out!!!!" Wei Tu kicked Wei Tu's ass violently in the future, making him roll seven or eight times like a rubber ball.

Wei Tu was beaten to pieces immediately, and this pig-like man burst into tears, limped and fled, and went straight to the train station to escape from Xicheng——bought a standing ticket.

After dealing with the mess here, Future picked up the paid Xunzi and walked away swaggeringly.

At the corner of the alley, Future found Xiao Qi who had been watching the battle the whole time. He patted Xiao Qi on the shoulder and taught earnestly: "See? Before doing anything, you must find a reasonable reason and don't act rashly. called a civilized person."

Xiaoqi threw herself to the ground directly: "Boss is really a good young man with a red scarf!"

(End of this chapter)