The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 118 Grouping
The second day after the star quiz ends, Friday.

Friday is always the most restless time for students. When they think of going home to play games after school in the afternoon, everyone is absent-minded in class.

In fact, no one in class 14 has ever concentrated on studying, but Friday time magnified this restlessness.

Looking from the podium, those who play with mobile phones play with mobile phones, those who are in a daze, those who eat snacks eat snacks, and do whatever they want, except that no one attends the class.

This situation is undoubtedly a blow to the dignity of the teachers in class.

In the future, he knocked on the blackboard with a blackboard eraser: "What are you doing?! Think this is a tea room? Everyone knows how to eat and play without reading all day. The pigs in my hometown are more promising than you!"

Jiang Yunhu said confidently: "I don't believe it, unless you bring the pig to the classroom to compare with us!"

(.) The future is full of black lines, but fortunately he held back his temper, otherwise Jiang Yunhu would have to be sent to the pigsty to be locked up for three days and three nights.

Seeing that the future is autistic, Rocky suddenly said lazily: "Teacher, don't be so serious. It's not like you don't know the situation in our class. Anyway, everyone is a salted fish, so it would be nice if you came to be a salted fish too." ?”

Future chuckled: "Don't compare me with you, it's your business whether you listen to the class or not, and it's my business whether you attend the class or not, whether you like it or not."

Rocky turned his pen and said nonchalantly: "It's not that we don't listen to the class, it's that the exam is too difficult, no matter how hard we try, it's useless. Since we will fail anyway, it's better to go on a errand for fun."

"Don't make excuses for yourself! The knowledge in the textbooks is carefully selected and compiled by the country, but anyone with a normal IQ, if you put in a little effort to study, your grades will not be that bad. Others can pass the exam, you guys Why can't you? Are you mentally handicapped?" Future said cursingly, "If you tell me that you are mentally handicapped, that's fine. From today on, you can just wander off and I don't care about you."

Jiang Yunhu thought for a moment, and decided to change the limit one by one. He raised his hand and said, "Teacher! I'm mentally handicapped!"

"You!." Future's eyes darkened, the blood in his brain shot straight to the sky, almost bursting a blood vessel in his brain.

Future took several deep breaths, and even used superpowers to lower his blood pressure, and said helplessly to Jiang Yunhu, "You are amazing."

Rocky shook his head and patted the table: "Teacher, let's not talk about this. A few days ago, you promised us to go to the autumn tour on Saturday, are you kidding me?"

Anyway, the students don’t listen to the lectures, and teaching these people the texts is like playing the piano, and the get out of class is about to end, so I will give up the treatment in the future and change the subject: "The big man says one thing, but let's say it first, I am only responsible for 'leading' you on the autumn tour , Prepare your own food and drink tonight, I am not in charge of buying."

The class suddenly complained, and Rocky said dissatisfiedly: "You are too stingy, will you die if you cover the expenses?"

Future said impatiently: "What can I do if I have no money? I'm going to rob the bank, right? Why don't you kids have any empathy at all? You don't know how to think about the teacher."

Rocky rolled his eyes and said with a smirk: "Then come to my house for a loan, lend you some money, and then take us out to play."

"Climb." Future is too lazy to say more.

Jiang Yunhu asked: "Teacher, where are you going to take us?"

This is a question worth thinking about.

Don’t even think about that kind of indoor team building. It’s really boring to go indoors in the crisp autumn weather, so you must play outdoors.

But if you go to some farmhouse, you will have no money in the future.

You must choose an autumn tour method that will hardly incur costs.

Future had an idea: "How about taking you to the stone brook by the stream for a picnic and barbecue?"

The classmates immediately looked at each other in dismay. For these high school students in metropolises living in high-steel buildings, life is changing with each passing day, and there is a lot of traffic. They see more and more things, but also less and less, just like birds trapped in a beautiful cage. Son.

20 years ago, children's childhood was so interesting, marbles, kites, jumping rubber bands, iron rolling rings, picking watermelons in the fields, touching loach in the water, not to mention how fun it was.

But now that technology is advanced, the things they play with are either mobile phones or computers, not to mention picnics and barbecues. These new generation children have never even been to the countryside a few times.

Some students asked: "Teacher, is the picnic fun? What's the difference between it and the food stall?"

"That's a big difference!" Future said with emotion, "The rocky stream I'm talking about has a clear stream beside it. When I was a child, I used to play with my friends there every summer vacation. In the stream, I can often see To the fish that swim around. We will grind the branches, spear the fish in the water, pile up stones and bury the stove after the fork comes out, sprinkle some salt on the fish, and bake it on the fire until both sides are golden. Once you bite down, The mouth is full of fish fragrance, tsk tsk tsk, it is called fresh~”

"Also, Shixi River is 200 meters away from the forest, and you can often see cute little animals. Sometimes they are attracted by the smell of grilled fish, and they will lean over and sneak into your arms to act like a baby. Rubbing your head against your hand begging for something to eat."

There are stars in Su Xiaobai's eyes: "So cute~"

Seeing the words of his sweetheart, Jiang Yunhu immediately echoed: "Okay! Let's go to the picnic!"

Many students in the class were attracted by what the future said, and they all agreed.

Seeing that everyone is very happy, the future is finalized: "That's it. It's not convenient to gather together for a picnic, let's divide into groups, 5 people, and then the barbecue will be held in groups, and I will be the judge to cook for you." Let’s rate the food and see which group has the best meal, how about it?”

Such a fun thing, the students responded immediately:

"Good good!"

"I often cook at home, watch me show you my skills!"

"Wait! I will learn from the owner of the food stall downstairs today, and see if I don't kill you in seconds tomorrow!"

(You can eat for free tomorrow, plan to pass.) In the future, the corners of his mouth will rise wildly.

Since there is going to be a group, Jiang Yunhu will definitely seize the opportunity. If he can be grouped with Su Xiaobai, it will be a good opportunity to enhance their relationship!
He immediately took out a pen and paper and began to write numbers, saying: "Teacher, let me write numbers. Groups of 5 people, that is, 8 groups. I write the numbers from 1 to 8 on the paper, and then put them in the box. Everyone draws lots." .”

Future rolled his eyes, and deliberately reminded: "In order to ensure fairness, the lottery after drawing is not allowed to be exchanged."

"No problem, if you don't change it, don't change it." Jiang Yunhu quickly finished writing 40 pieces of paper, folded them all and stuffed them into the snack box.

In order not to reveal his intentions, Jiang Yunhu deliberately handed the box to Six Eyes: "Six Eyes, take one."

Six Eyes randomly took one, opened it and looked: "No. 3."

Jiang Yunhu asked several other students to draw papers one after another.

In the end, he couldn't hide his lies anymore, walked up to Su Xiaobai, and said expectantly, "Xiaobai, you take one too."

Su Xiaobai took out a piece of paper and glanced at it: "I am number 7."

Jiang Yunhu calmed down, and asked several other students to draw lots, then put his hand into the box, and said to himself deliberately: "Oh, let me draw a lottery too."

Before releasing the lottery, Jiang Yunhu secretly made small movements. Each set of papers was creased in different ways.

Su Xiaobai has already got the number 7, he just needs to find the paper with the same crease by hand, and he can be sure to be in a group with Su Xiaobai!
Not long after touching it, Jiang Yunhu touched the same number 7 piece of paper.

This time, I can finally get in close contact with Xiaobai!Jiang Yunhu couldn't hold back his anticipation, and took out the paper.

(End of this chapter)