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Chapter 317 Boss, I'm Artificially Retarded

"The first wake-up keyword has been configured: family housekeeper, please say keyword 2 after a ding, if you don't need to configure, please say skip, and when the configuration is complete, please say end."

"Ding."

Su Xiaomu clenched his fists!

Feeling slightly excited.

On the surface, he said very calmly, "Experiment manager, it's over."

"The second wake-up keyword has been configured: Experiment Manager, please say keyword 3 after a ding, if configuration is not required, please say skip, and when configuration is complete, please say end."

"Ding."

This time, Su Xiaomu didn't hesitate at all and said directly.

"Artificial mental retardation, end!"

"The third wake-up keyword has been configured: artificial mental retardation."

"Wake-up keyword configuration complete..."

"The second step is to configure the corresponding categories of keywords. Tips: each keyword is only allowed to correspond to one category, and repeated correspondence is not allowed! Please configure the first keyword after the ding: the corresponding category of the family housekeeper.

According to the keyword extension, it is recommended to select the corresponding category Family Life, and please finish the configuration. "

"Ding."

Su Xiaomu said, "Accept the suggestion. End."

In Su Xiaomu's revised conversational logic algorithm framework, this operation should be able to be learned.

However, Su Xiaomu was still slightly nervous.

After all, this is not the same as the silly son of Saoke.com, this is...

Silly son number two!
It took more effort, no need to configure UI, no need to configure various things in different categories, it took so long!

"Wake-up word: The family housekeeper has correspondingly classified family life, whether to configure the corresponding classification for the next two keywords according to the key extension suggestion.

Tip: The experiment housekeeper corresponds to classified scientific experiments, and the artificial retardation corresponds to classified retardation upgrades.

If you want to configure according to the recommendations, say Skip after the ding. "

"Ding."

"jump over."

"The corresponding classification of wake-up keywords has been configured..."

"The third step, program module initialization learning... Estimated time: 3 minutes, countdown 2 minutes and 59 seconds..."

"Ding."

"Initial configuration is complete."

The sound fell into silence.

Su Xiaomu said, "Experimental steward."

"Boss, I'm here, please order the scientific experiment mission." It was still the neutral mechanical voice.

Nothing has changed.

"Complete the scientific experiment: self-test." Su Xiaomu said.

According to the conversational logic of general voice assistants, no matter how much you say, the voice assistant actually responds by intercepting clips based on the set keywords.

But at the beginning of the design of this program, Su Xiaomu took into account the language comprehension ability and added a powerful algorithm.

Although it is not as good as the omnipotent artificial intelligence in the movie.

But barely, it should be regarded as the junior version of Jarvis in Iron Man 1.

"Okay, boss."

After the mechanical voice agreed, he asked.

"Does the boss have any other orders?"

This is a conversational logic that is impossible to achieve in the eyes of general voice assistants.

Of course, there are also things similar to ordinary voice assistants.

Unlike the initial configuration, each step needs to be terminated by the end symbol.

All voice assistants are pre-set waiting time and monitoring of the sound source.

This artificial mental retardation program is no exception, it is nothing more than adding more judgment conditions to this preset.

Su Xiaomu replied, "Estimate the time for the self-test, and actively feedback the test results step by step."

"The experimental conditions have been accepted. According to the judgment, this experiment requires the authorization of the boss to use the range of computing resources."

"Please authorize."

Su Xiaomu said, "It is authorized to use 100 trillion computing resources per second within the specified range for testing."

"Ding, the authorization is passed, the test begins..."

"Ding, language comprehension test..."

"There are 11 lights in a room, and 5 lights are off, how many lights are left..."

Su Xiaomu listened to the test with great interest.

According to his idea, this artificial retarded program is like a cast iron pot, it will get better and better with more use.

Cast iron pans are bulky, and that’s how they are when you buy them. Unlike non-stick pans, they don’t rust or do this or that.

Before the cast iron pan is used for the first time, it is best to use pure pork fat to extract oil. Use pork fat as a rag, and wipe it evenly along the inside and outside.

The tiny pores on the surface of the cast iron pan will actively absorb the remaining oil.

So that the whole pot is bright inside and outside.

This is also the reason why the more you use it, the better it is. Every time you cook, it will add a layer of oil to your eyes.

In fact, those insignificant and simple truths in life are always connected with the truths of seemingly tall things.

Although it was already midnight.

But Su Xiaomu was very energetic.

Keeping up with the testing.

Because there are 100 trillion computing power distribution tests per second, the effect is still very gratifying.

After more than half an hour, the test ended.

"The test is completed, the step-by-step feedback of test results is completed, and the test results are being summarized..."

"Boss, this self-test experiment has been successfully completed. Under the powerful computing power test and multi-dimensional full coverage, there are no bugs in the artificial mentally retarded program. The program is complete and effective, and it runs smoothly and well."

The experiment manager reported the final results.

Su Xiaomu smiled, "Good job."

"Thank you boss for the compliment."

This test can be regarded as a win-win situation. It is not only cannibalism, but also a deep learning.

So the experiment steward has learned more operations.

"The next step is the last step." Su Xiaomu rubbed his hands.

The experiment steward immediately replied, "Boss, I don't quite understand what you mean, I need to study further."

Su Xiaomu smiled.

"Experimental steward, are you mentally retarded?"

"Boss, I am artificially retarded!"

"Experimental steward, are you mentally retarded?"

"Boss, I am artificially retarded!"

"Experimental steward, are you artificially retarded?"

"Yes boss."

"Experimental steward, can you make me an Iron Man suit?"

"Boss, Iron Man is unknown."

"Experimental steward, does that mean you are still a fool?"

"Boss, I am artificially retarded."

"Just artificial mental retardation?"

"Yes, boss."

"Is there any Iron Man?"

"Boss, Iron Man is unknown, do you need to load the learning module?"

"Housekeeper."

"Hello, Boss, the housekeeper is at your service." A soft female mechanical voice came out.

Su Xiaomu repeated the conversation just now, almost without changing a word.

Got pretty much the same answer.

This is followed by a final wake-up category.

"Artificial mental retardation."

"Hello, boss, artificial retardation is at your service. Do you need to upgrade to retardation? Upgrading to retardation consumes a lot of computing resources and will fall into deep learning. This category will be temporarily unavailable." Another rich mechanical voice sounded.

Su Xiaomu repeated the conversation just now without changing a single word.

I got almost the same answer, the difference is that when it comes to Iron Man, the artificial mentally retarded answer is whether to activate the mentally retarded upgrade module and learn Iron Man deeply.

Su Xiaomu is conducting a typical Turing test.

He doesn't want the artificially retarded program to have artificial intelligence.

Yes!

He does not intend to develop real AI. The ethics and possible catastrophic consequences of that are unpredictable.

Even the little garbage system itself is not artificial intelligence. If he really develops artificial intelligence by chance, the consequences may not be bearable.

Because there is no perfect countermeasure.

Before this bold test, Su Xiaomu specially disconnected all the network connections between the small supercomputer downstairs and the outside world, just in case.

Who knows what will happen.

The Turing test failed, and this program does not have the conditions for artificial intelligence.

What Su Xiaomu faced was not a 'person'.

This made Su Xiaomu breathe a sigh of relief.

"Life steward, fully take over the home network equipment in this area." Su Xiaomu finally ordered.

The life steward replied, "Okay boss, please authorize."

"The authorization is complete, and the operation of taking over the home network equipment in this area is in progress. The estimated time is 10 minutes..."

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