The proficiency life of rebirth
Chapter 68 Helping you buy things, you are here...
Chapter 68 Helping you buy things, you are here...
Xu Dongjun, who was brushing up questions, felt the vibration of his mobile phone.
Because no one usually looks for him, he has not adjusted his mobile phone to silent in the past few days.
Xu Dongjun took out his mobile phone suspiciously, and took a closer look, it was a message from Zhang Dahe.
And the content of the message...
"Fuck!"
Xu Dongjun asked Zhang Dahe on his mobile phone with a black thread on his face, "Are you sure you want me to buy it for you?"
Zhang Dahe: "Brother Xu, you are my brother Xu. The younger brother is bleeding like a river, so I can only beg you. You must help the younger brother! Brother Xu, you have to keep this matter a secret from me!"
Xu Dongjun: "I'm going to keep it a secret for you, so where do I put my face?"
Zhang Dahe made a big move: "One hundred, no, two hundred!"
Xu Dongjun: "Hehe, do you think you can buy me off with a little money? A joke."
Zhang Dahe gritted his teeth and wrote on WeChat: "Five hundred! That's all I have."
Xu Dongjun sneered at this... and replied: "You're really good at judging people, deal done!"
After receiving the 500 yuan transferred by Zhang Dahe, Xu Dongjun put down the signature pen in his hand, got up and stood up from the table.
"Old Xu, why are you going?"
Lin Xiaomiao, who was talking to Liu Xiaoqi, turned her head and asked.
"Go to the toilet."
Xu Dongjun didn't dare to talk about going to the canteen. Based on his understanding of Lin Xiaomiao, she would probably come with him, but what he didn't expect was...
"I will go with you."
Lin Xiaomiao then stood up from the seat: "Xiaoqi, are you going?"
Liu Xiaoqi nodded: "Okay."
"Let's... let's go together."
Xu Dongjun could only go to the toilet first, and after finding Zhang Dahe's squatting place, he turned around and went to the canteen.
Xu Dongjun thought he was very thick-skinned, but when it came to this moment, he realized that he had overestimated himself after all, and he still couldn't keep his face from buying girls' supplies and band-aids in front of classmates who came and went.
However, the money was collected.
That's 500 yuan, so I can't return it, can I?
Xu Dongjun had no choice but to bite the bullet and took advantage of the fact that there was no one in the girl's supplies place, so he quickly took a pack, and came to the counter in a flash.
As for the difference between night use, daily use, and pads, he simply doesn't care.
The aunt at the checkout took the band-aid Xu Dongjun purchased and gave him a strange look.
Xu Dongjun blushed all of a sudden.
He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that the people queuing up behind him were talking about him.
After paying the money, Xu Dongjun stuffed the lump he bought into his trouser pocket, not caring about the awkwardness of his legs, and left the canteen as if fleeing.
However, what he didn't expect was that when he arrived at the toilet, he met Lin Xiaomiao who was guarding the toilet.
"Old Xu, didn't you go to the toilet? Why are you here again?"
Seeing Xu Dongjun, Lin Xiaomiao was surprised and said: "You don't have dirty urine, do you? I'm telling you, this is a disease and it needs to be cured! Don't worry, I won't dislike you or laugh at you. .”
Xu Dongjun had a black line: "You can't stop urinating. I'm not sick. My old Xu's family is in a hurry! I just went to the small one, but now I'm going to the big one, can't it? It's you, why are you still here? Or Say, you like the smell of toilets."
Lin Xiaomiao glared at him: "You're the one who likes the smell of toilets. I'll wait for Xiaoqi here."
Xu Dongjun responded casually: "Uh."
At this time, Liu Xiaoqi came out from the women's toilet.
At the same time, the cell phone in Xu Dongjun's pocket vibrated, presumably Zhang Dahe was urging him, so he rushed into the toilet.
When he passed by Liu Xiaoqi, he said out of nowhere: "Are you here to take a shit?"
Liu Xiaoqi's pretty face turned red instantly, and even her earlobes were as red as bright grapes.
"you……"
She glared sullenly at Xu Dongjun's back.
But Xu Dongjun had already run into the men's toilet, and handed the things hidden in his pocket to Zhang Dahe on the squatting seat.
Funny said: "Fatty, let's see if you still dare to open your eyes and say cruel things about yourself? You will be punished!"
Zhang Dahe said stiffly: "Fart, I'm an honest young man... what the hell! It's leaked, it's leaked!"
……
Jingle Bell!
The bell for the last class rang.
It's time for school.
School gate.
At the time of parting, Liu Xiaoqi took Lin Xiaomiao's right hand and reminded: "Xiaomiao, you must come to the Cultural Palace at ten o'clock tomorrow."
Then he turned his head to look at Xu Dongjun, his pretty face couldn't help but blush, and said, "And you."
Lin Xiaomiao said: "Don't worry, I promise."
Xu Dongjun shrugged casually: "I have feelings by the way."
Lin Xiaomiao put her left hand around his neck, pulled his head to her chest, and said sternly, "You promised, don't try to escape."
"I didn't say I wouldn't go. Let go, Lin Xiaomiao, don't you have any idea about your height?"
Xu Dongjun broke free from the restraints, and gestured for Lin Xiaomiao's height with his hands.
"You should be lower than that."
Lin Xiaomiao was immediately detonated, pouted like a bun, raised her leg and stepped on Xu Dongjun's foot.
In the end, Xu Dongjun easily hid him.
Zhao Fan, who had been paying attention to Liu Xiaoqi, squeezed over at this moment, licking his face, and asked, "Xiaoqi, why are you going to the Cultural Palace tomorrow?"
Liu Xiaoqi didn't want to say it at first, but she didn't expect Lin Xiaomiao to speak first: "Don't you know? Tomorrow Xiaoqi has a very important competition in the Cultural Palace, and we are going to cheer her on."
Zhao Fanxi said: "Then I'll come tomorrow too, and I'll take care of the hard work!"
Liu Xiaoqi's black eyebrows twitched slightly, the movement was so slight that Xu Dongjun caught it.
He said helplessly: "Okay."
"Then make an appointment and see you tomorrow. The taxi I took is here, Xiaoqi, then I'll go first." Zhao Fan jumped into the online car-hailing car happily.
After a while, Liu Xiaoqi's taxi also came.
"Xiaoqi, goodbye!"
Lin Xiaomiao said goodbye.
Xu Dongjun waved to Liu Xiaoqi.
He caught Lei Ting inadvertently, and waved his hand in Lei Ting's direction.
After Liu Xiaoqi left, Xu Dongjun smacked Lin Xiaomiao's forehead, and said with hatred: "Your brain, it must be that you eat too much and it's broken?"
"Hate."
Lin Xiaomiao grinned her little tiger teeth, and opened his hand: "I warn you, you can say that I was born with a bad brain, but you can't say that my brain was damaged by eating. The kindness of food must not be let down."
"It makes sense, but is this the tangled place? Forget it..."
Xu Dongjun shook his head amusedly, and said, "Didn't you see just now that Liu Xiaoqi actually didn't want Zhao Fan to watch her match? That's right, if you could see it, it wouldn't be Lin Xiaomiao."
"Ah!? Didn't I make Xiaoqi unhappy?"
Lin Xiaomiao didn't understand until he was reminded like this.
"Let's go, go home. Aren't you good girlfriends? Isn't it over after an apology?"
Xu Dongjun turned around and walked towards the bus stop.
Lin Xiaomiao thought deeply for a moment, then raised her head. He was already far away, and she stamped her feet angrily: "Smelly Xu Dongjun, wait for me..."
(End of this chapter)
Xu Dongjun, who was brushing up questions, felt the vibration of his mobile phone.
Because no one usually looks for him, he has not adjusted his mobile phone to silent in the past few days.
Xu Dongjun took out his mobile phone suspiciously, and took a closer look, it was a message from Zhang Dahe.
And the content of the message...
"Fuck!"
Xu Dongjun asked Zhang Dahe on his mobile phone with a black thread on his face, "Are you sure you want me to buy it for you?"
Zhang Dahe: "Brother Xu, you are my brother Xu. The younger brother is bleeding like a river, so I can only beg you. You must help the younger brother! Brother Xu, you have to keep this matter a secret from me!"
Xu Dongjun: "I'm going to keep it a secret for you, so where do I put my face?"
Zhang Dahe made a big move: "One hundred, no, two hundred!"
Xu Dongjun: "Hehe, do you think you can buy me off with a little money? A joke."
Zhang Dahe gritted his teeth and wrote on WeChat: "Five hundred! That's all I have."
Xu Dongjun sneered at this... and replied: "You're really good at judging people, deal done!"
After receiving the 500 yuan transferred by Zhang Dahe, Xu Dongjun put down the signature pen in his hand, got up and stood up from the table.
"Old Xu, why are you going?"
Lin Xiaomiao, who was talking to Liu Xiaoqi, turned her head and asked.
"Go to the toilet."
Xu Dongjun didn't dare to talk about going to the canteen. Based on his understanding of Lin Xiaomiao, she would probably come with him, but what he didn't expect was...
"I will go with you."
Lin Xiaomiao then stood up from the seat: "Xiaoqi, are you going?"
Liu Xiaoqi nodded: "Okay."
"Let's... let's go together."
Xu Dongjun could only go to the toilet first, and after finding Zhang Dahe's squatting place, he turned around and went to the canteen.
Xu Dongjun thought he was very thick-skinned, but when it came to this moment, he realized that he had overestimated himself after all, and he still couldn't keep his face from buying girls' supplies and band-aids in front of classmates who came and went.
However, the money was collected.
That's 500 yuan, so I can't return it, can I?
Xu Dongjun had no choice but to bite the bullet and took advantage of the fact that there was no one in the girl's supplies place, so he quickly took a pack, and came to the counter in a flash.
As for the difference between night use, daily use, and pads, he simply doesn't care.
The aunt at the checkout took the band-aid Xu Dongjun purchased and gave him a strange look.
Xu Dongjun blushed all of a sudden.
He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that the people queuing up behind him were talking about him.
After paying the money, Xu Dongjun stuffed the lump he bought into his trouser pocket, not caring about the awkwardness of his legs, and left the canteen as if fleeing.
However, what he didn't expect was that when he arrived at the toilet, he met Lin Xiaomiao who was guarding the toilet.
"Old Xu, didn't you go to the toilet? Why are you here again?"
Seeing Xu Dongjun, Lin Xiaomiao was surprised and said: "You don't have dirty urine, do you? I'm telling you, this is a disease and it needs to be cured! Don't worry, I won't dislike you or laugh at you. .”
Xu Dongjun had a black line: "You can't stop urinating. I'm not sick. My old Xu's family is in a hurry! I just went to the small one, but now I'm going to the big one, can't it? It's you, why are you still here? Or Say, you like the smell of toilets."
Lin Xiaomiao glared at him: "You're the one who likes the smell of toilets. I'll wait for Xiaoqi here."
Xu Dongjun responded casually: "Uh."
At this time, Liu Xiaoqi came out from the women's toilet.
At the same time, the cell phone in Xu Dongjun's pocket vibrated, presumably Zhang Dahe was urging him, so he rushed into the toilet.
When he passed by Liu Xiaoqi, he said out of nowhere: "Are you here to take a shit?"
Liu Xiaoqi's pretty face turned red instantly, and even her earlobes were as red as bright grapes.
"you……"
She glared sullenly at Xu Dongjun's back.
But Xu Dongjun had already run into the men's toilet, and handed the things hidden in his pocket to Zhang Dahe on the squatting seat.
Funny said: "Fatty, let's see if you still dare to open your eyes and say cruel things about yourself? You will be punished!"
Zhang Dahe said stiffly: "Fart, I'm an honest young man... what the hell! It's leaked, it's leaked!"
……
Jingle Bell!
The bell for the last class rang.
It's time for school.
School gate.
At the time of parting, Liu Xiaoqi took Lin Xiaomiao's right hand and reminded: "Xiaomiao, you must come to the Cultural Palace at ten o'clock tomorrow."
Then he turned his head to look at Xu Dongjun, his pretty face couldn't help but blush, and said, "And you."
Lin Xiaomiao said: "Don't worry, I promise."
Xu Dongjun shrugged casually: "I have feelings by the way."
Lin Xiaomiao put her left hand around his neck, pulled his head to her chest, and said sternly, "You promised, don't try to escape."
"I didn't say I wouldn't go. Let go, Lin Xiaomiao, don't you have any idea about your height?"
Xu Dongjun broke free from the restraints, and gestured for Lin Xiaomiao's height with his hands.
"You should be lower than that."
Lin Xiaomiao was immediately detonated, pouted like a bun, raised her leg and stepped on Xu Dongjun's foot.
In the end, Xu Dongjun easily hid him.
Zhao Fan, who had been paying attention to Liu Xiaoqi, squeezed over at this moment, licking his face, and asked, "Xiaoqi, why are you going to the Cultural Palace tomorrow?"
Liu Xiaoqi didn't want to say it at first, but she didn't expect Lin Xiaomiao to speak first: "Don't you know? Tomorrow Xiaoqi has a very important competition in the Cultural Palace, and we are going to cheer her on."
Zhao Fanxi said: "Then I'll come tomorrow too, and I'll take care of the hard work!"
Liu Xiaoqi's black eyebrows twitched slightly, the movement was so slight that Xu Dongjun caught it.
He said helplessly: "Okay."
"Then make an appointment and see you tomorrow. The taxi I took is here, Xiaoqi, then I'll go first." Zhao Fan jumped into the online car-hailing car happily.
After a while, Liu Xiaoqi's taxi also came.
"Xiaoqi, goodbye!"
Lin Xiaomiao said goodbye.
Xu Dongjun waved to Liu Xiaoqi.
He caught Lei Ting inadvertently, and waved his hand in Lei Ting's direction.
After Liu Xiaoqi left, Xu Dongjun smacked Lin Xiaomiao's forehead, and said with hatred: "Your brain, it must be that you eat too much and it's broken?"
"Hate."
Lin Xiaomiao grinned her little tiger teeth, and opened his hand: "I warn you, you can say that I was born with a bad brain, but you can't say that my brain was damaged by eating. The kindness of food must not be let down."
"It makes sense, but is this the tangled place? Forget it..."
Xu Dongjun shook his head amusedly, and said, "Didn't you see just now that Liu Xiaoqi actually didn't want Zhao Fan to watch her match? That's right, if you could see it, it wouldn't be Lin Xiaomiao."
"Ah!? Didn't I make Xiaoqi unhappy?"
Lin Xiaomiao didn't understand until he was reminded like this.
"Let's go, go home. Aren't you good girlfriends? Isn't it over after an apology?"
Xu Dongjun turned around and walked towards the bus stop.
Lin Xiaomiao thought deeply for a moment, then raised her head. He was already far away, and she stamped her feet angrily: "Smelly Xu Dongjun, wait for me..."
(End of this chapter)
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