The proficiency life of rebirth

Chapter 43 Breathing Fire, Exiting School Team Training

The third class had just started 5 minutes ago, and it was Lao Han's math class.

puff...

Suddenly a loud voice broke through the quiet classroom in an instant.

Xu Dongjun, who was doing his own thing, stopped what he was doing rarely, and looked in the direction of the source of the sound together with the students around him.

What came into view was Zhang Dahe's side that was flushed from suffocation, and the sweat from the forehead wetted the few strands of hair on the forehead.

When Xu Dongjun saw the situation, he immediately knew that the pack of perverted hot and spicy sticks had worked, so he moved towards Lin Xiaomiao subconsciously, he couldn't afford to mess with biochemical weapons.

puff...

Just as he moved away, Fatty Zhang lived up to expectations and made another long sound, blowing cleanly on the bench under him.

"Hahaha……"

In an instant, there was a roar of laughter in the classroom.

Next to Xu Dongjun, Lin Xiaomiao laughed so happily that she leaned forward and backward, and the sleepiness in math class was gone.

Fortunately, Zhang Dahe was thick-skinned and was not afraid of the laughter of the crowd. He clasped his waist with his left hand and held his vital parts. He raised his right hand high and raised his hand to the dark-faced Old Han.

Old Han said angrily: "Go! Don't pull the inside of your crotch."

"Teacher Han, don't worry, I'm good at pinching... poof..."

As soon as Zhang Dahe stood up, his body's reaction began to refute his own words. He did not dare to stay anymore and rolled out of the classroom, leaving a burst of laughter in the classroom.

"Okay, let's be serious, let's learn mathematics. What is mathematics, what you don't know is called mathematics."

Lao Han performed hard on the podium.

In fact, Lao Han's style of teaching is quite interesting. Did some interesting words come out of his mouth, such as...

"We don't ask everyone to be talented, but we want everyone to be an adult."

"Only learning mathematics can lead you to university. Why? Because 150 points in mathematics."

"Next, I'm going to find someone to do this question... Don't be nervous, this person is myself."

Although when Lao Han was teaching, he inserted some small jokes from time to time to enliven the classroom atmosphere.

But Lao Han's voice is naturally hypnotic.

His voice was soft and soft, which gave people the illusion that there was nothing to do but sleep because of the rainy weather.

The former Xu Dongjun and the current Lin Xiaomiao are good portrayals.

Moreover, Lao Han is very slow-tempered, and whenever he sees him, he seems to be drunk.

……

Lao Han's class is still going on.

But Zhang Dahe didn't go back to the classroom again, which made Xu Dongjun a little worried: Zhang Dahe wouldn't breathe fire and burn himself, right?
Jingle Bell!
The school bell rang.

The math class is over, and next is the inter-class exercises.

"Old Xu, let's go to the playground."

Since Xu Dongjun joined the school team training, Zhao Fan immediately greeted Xu Dongjun after Lao Han walked out of the classroom.

"Let's go!"

Xu Dongjun did not refuse and stood up from the table.

When he walked to the door of the classroom, he caught a glimpse of Zhang Dahe with a pale face, walking with difficulty while holding on to the railing in the corridor.

He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that Zhang Dahe had lost a lot of weight after going to the toilet.

A song suddenly popped up in my mind, and I laughed and said: "The chrysanthemums are covered with bruises, your smile has turned yellow... Fatty, do you know that flowers are so red now?"

He walked forward and gently patted Zhang Dahe on the shoulder.

The strength wasn't great, but Zhang Dahe was still staggered, he hurriedly said: "Don't move, your leg is numb."

Zhao Fan suppressed a smile and said: "Fatty, do you want me to get you some chrysanthemum tea to nourish you after leaving school? To nourish your body."

Zhang Dahe's small bean-like eyeballs stared suddenly: "Get lost! You are the one who needs to mend chrysanthemums."

Zhao Fan couldn't hold back anymore, he laughed until tears came out.

Xu Dongjun made way for Zhang Dahe, allowing Zhang Dahe to return to the classroom.

"You rest in the classroom. I'll ask Lao Mi for a leave of absence. You don't have to do exercises."

"Thanks, Lao Xu."

In fact, Zhang Dahe doesn't even want to go back to the classroom, because what he needs now is to lie on his stomach, not to sit down.

Pass the bridge and go to the playground.

Xu Dongjun asked Zhao Fan to go to the school team to assemble first, and he went to the queue of Class 14 of the second year of high school.

Because Wu Dong reported his matter to Lao Mi, Lao Mi knew that he had joined the school team training.

Seeing him approaching, Lao Mi asked curiously: "Didn't you go to the school team to exercise? Hurry up, I heard that you teacher Wu is not very good at being ruffian."

Okay.

The name of Devil Wu is already out.

Xu Dongjun slandered in his heart, and explained Zhang Dahe's situation to Lao Mi.

Of course, as a rigorous person, Xu Dongjun told Lao Mi the ins and outs.

When Lao Mi heard that Zhang Dahe was burned by a pack of perverted spicy sticks, she almost laughed out loud. Fortunately, she was professional enough, so she held back her laughter and said, "Okay, I will knew."

Xu Dongjun pointed to the edge of the playground and said, "Mr. Nami, I went to the school team to exercise."

With this side of his head, he immediately caught something hidden in Lin Xiaomiao's mouth. His little face was swollen, and he could tell at a glance that the lollipop was removed from the lollipop, leaving only the candy in his mouth. middle.

Sensing his gaze, Lin Xiaomiao swung her fist in his direction, as if she could hit him.

Lao Mi said: "Go!"

Xu Dongjun nodded, got into the queue of the class, and said sternly when passing by Lin Xiaomiao: "Crush and swallow the lollipop in your mouth, what should you do if you choke when you do exercises later?"

His tone could not be rejected. In front of him, Lin Xiaomiao became weak for no reason, and said with a long nasal voice: "Uh..."

He obediently crushed the candy in his mouth and ate it.

"You're so obedient, come on, meow twice."

Xu Dongjun regained his playful smile and stretched out his hand to mess up her hair.

"roll!"

Lin Xiaomiao grinned her canine teeth, and slapped Xu Dongjun's hand on her head away.

In order to avoid being bitten, Xu Dongjun decisively chose to leave.

When he came to the edge of the playground and met Zhao Fan, he was keenly aware that the atmosphere in the room was a bit strange, so he asked curiously: "What happened?"

Zhao Fan pouted at Wu Dong and Lei Ting in front of him, and said, "Let Teacher Wu talk about it."

Xu Dongjun looked at Wu Dong.

Wu Dong said: "It's like this, Lei Ting decided to quit the school team's training. From then on, she will be our school team's assistant and help me record your usual training data. Figure out the training method that suits you best.”

Xu Dongjun was shocked, and raised his right hand high: "Mr. Wu, you mean, Lei Ting quit the school team training?"

This news is really exciting.

And not long ago he told Lei Ting that it was best to quit the school team, this...

His eyes shifted, and he looked at Lei Ting.

Lei Ting smiled brightly, and said very frankly: "I'm still very afraid of becoming King Kong Barbie. I quit the school team training and joined the yoga club. Do you want to come in? I recommend you?"

"..."

Xu Dongjun said something against his will: "Let's forget it, I heard that the yoga club is full of girls."

(End of this chapter)