The proficiency life of rebirth
Chapter 42 Spicy strips, lollipops, and chewing gum
Chapter 42 Spicy strips, lollipops, and chewing gum
After confirming that Lei Ting's figure had really disappeared from sight, Zhao Fan finally burst out: "F*ck! Lao Xu, you are so awesome that even Lei Ting dares to tease you."
Xu Dongjun asked suspiciously: "Why, she is a tiger's butt, so I can't touch it? And I didn't tease her."
Zhao Fan: "Yes, you didn't tease her. As someone who has experienced it, I would like to give you a piece of advice. You'd better not tease her. That bitch is so cruel, so you can ask how many brothers have not been beaten by her? Su Long Ta uttered a yellow accent in front of her, and was beaten until she called her mother."
Su Longta protested violently: "I was beaten up, but I didn't call my mother."
The protest was ineffective, and no one paid attention to him.
Xu Dongjun looked at Zhao Fan and the others in astonishment: "You were all beaten by Lei Ting? Is she so fierce? Are you still men?"
Lei Ting gave him only two words: clean!Not only is she clean in person, clean in character, and clean in her actions, she doesn't see it at all, but she also has such a violent side.
Zhao Fan fell into the memory, it was his shame of running in the sunset: "It's tears when I say it. It's not that we are not men, it is that Lei Ting is not human. You should not know that her junior high school is the No. 1 Sanda competition in the city. .[-]."
"Damn it! You're so awesome."
Xu Dongjun was shocked.
Sanda is not Taekwondo.
Taekwondo is all about showmanship. Maybe a shopping guide in a maternal and child store can single out several Taekwondo gangsters, but Sanda is all about practicality. If you fight, you will be injured or injured... disability or death, then It's too serious.
He had a new understanding of Lei Ting, and sighed: "It seems that I also have to be careful and be a human being."
Zhao Fan raised his head and shook his head and said, "Young children can be taught."
Afterwards, Xu Dongjun followed suit, took off his sweat-soaked clothes, and simply wiped his body with the water from the tap.
After taking off his clothes, he stood among Zhao Fan and others, obviously much thinner.It can be seen that there is still a big gap between him and Zhao Fan.
Back to the classroom.
It's still some time before the morning reading bell rings, but the seats in the classroom are already full of people.
Xu Dongjun glanced at Liu Xiaoqi behind him from the corner of his eye, and whispered in Lin Xiaomiao's ear, "Is anyone okay in the back?"
Lin Xiaomiao said angrily, "Aren't you worried that I'm okay?"
Xu Dongjun glanced at her intently, then grinned and said, "What can you do?"
"Humph!"
Lin Xiaomiao snorted arrogantly, expressing that she didn't want to talk to you.
This is also angry.
Xu Dongjun shook his head amusedly, and without saying anything else, he took out the textbooks and tutorials in his schoolbag and started to read them.
He didn't forget his goal of killing the gods.
After the morning reading class ended, Xu Dongjun walked out of the classroom at Zhang Dahe's invitation and went to the toilet.
After he left the desk, his thoughts flew up involuntarily.
Although Liu Lei's incident had little impact on him, it was not completely unaffected.
He has been thinking since last night, since he has made a decision before, he finally came back to make up for the regrets of his previous life, so how can there be any regrets to make up for?
First of all, Dad, he must get the approval of his parents early, and take care of the spoon for Dad, so that Dad can no longer be exhausted and ill like in the previous life.
For my mother, her life's work, besides him, is the Happy Little Restaurant.
In his previous life, because his father was sick and could no longer do heavy work, the Happiness Restaurant had to be closed regrettably. In this life, he decided not to mention developing the Happiness Restaurant, but at least let it continue to exist.
As for himself, the biggest... the first regret is that he was muddleheaded in Yeji University for four years, and he was also muddleheaded after leaving school.
In this life, he wants to appreciate the elegance of a serious university.
He has no ambitions, just wants to live a decent life.
"There should be so many regrets now."
Xu Dongjun muttered something silently in his mind, and suddenly, a carefree girl wearing toad glasses appeared in his mind.
"By the way, there is Lin Xiaomiao. If everything goes as before, after the midterm exam this semester, Lao Mi will find Wang Dongmei to discuss Lin Xiaomiao's transfer to liberal arts. Lin Xiaomiao finally successfully transferred to liberal arts. .
Hope everything happens as before!She switched to liberal arts, her grades improved, and she was even admitted to Tianfu University in the college entrance examination.In college, it will be... This shouldn't be a pity, at least she doesn't have any regrets. "
Xu Dongjun suddenly became a little irritable, and shook his head vigorously, throwing Lin Xiaomiao out of his mind, and regained his composure.
"Fat man, you squat slowly on the pit. I'll go to the canteen first."
Xu Dongjun finished his work, washed his hands, and yelled into the toilet.
"Bring me a bottle of iced happy water and a handful of spicy strips. The spicy strips should be in black bags. It is said that they will breathe fire after eating."
Zhang Dahe's voice came from the toilet.
"……Row!"
Suppressing the discomfort in his heart, Xu Dongjun turned and left the toilet.
When he returned to the classroom, before he even sat down, Zhang Dahe couldn't wait to grab the spicy strips in his hand.
Xu Dongjun kindly advised: "You can take it easy, don't really go to breathe fire."
Zhang Dahe didn't care: "Don't worry, I'm very patient."
Now that Zhang Dahe said that, Xu Dongjun shut his mouth wisely.
He is a person who can eat spicy food very well, so he doesn't dare to eat this death spicy stick at present. If he eats one stick, his stomach will be upset.
Zhang Dahe was much fiercer than him, he gnawed fiercely when caught, while gnawing, while drinking happy water, he looked really happy.
"Old Xu, you went to the canteen, where's mine?"
Lin Xiaomiao spread out her white and tender little hand, and stretched it out in front of Xu Dongjun.
"I'll give you a hair, do you want it?"
Xu Dongjun patted her little hand with his backhand.
"Bah bah bah..."
As if Xu Dongjun really gave her a hair, Lin Xiaomiao blew on her palm and said disappointedly: "Old Xu, I misunderstood you. Once you have a good friend, you forget the old friend. Bringing things to the fat man is not easy." Don’t bring it to me.”
"Hehe, I only have one lollipop myself."
Xu Dongjun took out an Alps lollipop from his sleeve.
"Ah, ah, ah..."
Lin Xiaomiao grabbed the lollipop in his hand like lightning, but unexpectedly, he pulled more and more, as many as eight lollipops were pulled out from his sleeve.
"Hehe, it's done."
Lin Xiaomiao smiled happily, her eyes curved into a crescent moon, probably this is the sweet taste of happiness.
She turned around and shared it with Liu Xiaoqi: "Xiaoqi, come, eat a lollipop."
Liu Xiaoqi refused: "Xiao Miao, thank you. I've been trying to control my weight recently, and I have a very important performance this week."
"Xiaoqi, it's just one, it's fine."
Lin Xiaomiao chose a strawberry flavor she liked for her, tore the lollipop out of the bag, and handed it to her bright red mouth.
Liu Xiaoqi's straight nose twitched slightly. After hesitating for a while, she still put the lollipop in her mouth. The sweet taste exploded in her mouth instantly. She took Lin Xiaomiao's little hand and asked, "Xiaomiao, Xiaomiao , will you come to this week's performance?"
"Come on! Old Xu, are you going?"
Lin Xiaomiao gently pushed Xu Dongjun with her elbow.
Xu Dongjun chuckled: "Is it very important whether I go or not? It's you, you're really good at borrowing flowers and offering Buddha."
"Hee hee, you don't eat lollipops. This is for you."
Lin Xiaomiao took out an unopened box of Green Arrow chewing gum from her pocket and stuffed it into his hand.
Xu Dongjun stared at the chewing gum in his hand for a moment, and then said firmly: "Who said I don't eat lollipops anymore? I fell in love with it recently, can't I?"
(End of this chapter)
After confirming that Lei Ting's figure had really disappeared from sight, Zhao Fan finally burst out: "F*ck! Lao Xu, you are so awesome that even Lei Ting dares to tease you."
Xu Dongjun asked suspiciously: "Why, she is a tiger's butt, so I can't touch it? And I didn't tease her."
Zhao Fan: "Yes, you didn't tease her. As someone who has experienced it, I would like to give you a piece of advice. You'd better not tease her. That bitch is so cruel, so you can ask how many brothers have not been beaten by her? Su Long Ta uttered a yellow accent in front of her, and was beaten until she called her mother."
Su Longta protested violently: "I was beaten up, but I didn't call my mother."
The protest was ineffective, and no one paid attention to him.
Xu Dongjun looked at Zhao Fan and the others in astonishment: "You were all beaten by Lei Ting? Is she so fierce? Are you still men?"
Lei Ting gave him only two words: clean!Not only is she clean in person, clean in character, and clean in her actions, she doesn't see it at all, but she also has such a violent side.
Zhao Fan fell into the memory, it was his shame of running in the sunset: "It's tears when I say it. It's not that we are not men, it is that Lei Ting is not human. You should not know that her junior high school is the No. 1 Sanda competition in the city. .[-]."
"Damn it! You're so awesome."
Xu Dongjun was shocked.
Sanda is not Taekwondo.
Taekwondo is all about showmanship. Maybe a shopping guide in a maternal and child store can single out several Taekwondo gangsters, but Sanda is all about practicality. If you fight, you will be injured or injured... disability or death, then It's too serious.
He had a new understanding of Lei Ting, and sighed: "It seems that I also have to be careful and be a human being."
Zhao Fan raised his head and shook his head and said, "Young children can be taught."
Afterwards, Xu Dongjun followed suit, took off his sweat-soaked clothes, and simply wiped his body with the water from the tap.
After taking off his clothes, he stood among Zhao Fan and others, obviously much thinner.It can be seen that there is still a big gap between him and Zhao Fan.
Back to the classroom.
It's still some time before the morning reading bell rings, but the seats in the classroom are already full of people.
Xu Dongjun glanced at Liu Xiaoqi behind him from the corner of his eye, and whispered in Lin Xiaomiao's ear, "Is anyone okay in the back?"
Lin Xiaomiao said angrily, "Aren't you worried that I'm okay?"
Xu Dongjun glanced at her intently, then grinned and said, "What can you do?"
"Humph!"
Lin Xiaomiao snorted arrogantly, expressing that she didn't want to talk to you.
This is also angry.
Xu Dongjun shook his head amusedly, and without saying anything else, he took out the textbooks and tutorials in his schoolbag and started to read them.
He didn't forget his goal of killing the gods.
After the morning reading class ended, Xu Dongjun walked out of the classroom at Zhang Dahe's invitation and went to the toilet.
After he left the desk, his thoughts flew up involuntarily.
Although Liu Lei's incident had little impact on him, it was not completely unaffected.
He has been thinking since last night, since he has made a decision before, he finally came back to make up for the regrets of his previous life, so how can there be any regrets to make up for?
First of all, Dad, he must get the approval of his parents early, and take care of the spoon for Dad, so that Dad can no longer be exhausted and ill like in the previous life.
For my mother, her life's work, besides him, is the Happy Little Restaurant.
In his previous life, because his father was sick and could no longer do heavy work, the Happiness Restaurant had to be closed regrettably. In this life, he decided not to mention developing the Happiness Restaurant, but at least let it continue to exist.
As for himself, the biggest... the first regret is that he was muddleheaded in Yeji University for four years, and he was also muddleheaded after leaving school.
In this life, he wants to appreciate the elegance of a serious university.
He has no ambitions, just wants to live a decent life.
"There should be so many regrets now."
Xu Dongjun muttered something silently in his mind, and suddenly, a carefree girl wearing toad glasses appeared in his mind.
"By the way, there is Lin Xiaomiao. If everything goes as before, after the midterm exam this semester, Lao Mi will find Wang Dongmei to discuss Lin Xiaomiao's transfer to liberal arts. Lin Xiaomiao finally successfully transferred to liberal arts. .
Hope everything happens as before!She switched to liberal arts, her grades improved, and she was even admitted to Tianfu University in the college entrance examination.In college, it will be... This shouldn't be a pity, at least she doesn't have any regrets. "
Xu Dongjun suddenly became a little irritable, and shook his head vigorously, throwing Lin Xiaomiao out of his mind, and regained his composure.
"Fat man, you squat slowly on the pit. I'll go to the canteen first."
Xu Dongjun finished his work, washed his hands, and yelled into the toilet.
"Bring me a bottle of iced happy water and a handful of spicy strips. The spicy strips should be in black bags. It is said that they will breathe fire after eating."
Zhang Dahe's voice came from the toilet.
"……Row!"
Suppressing the discomfort in his heart, Xu Dongjun turned and left the toilet.
When he returned to the classroom, before he even sat down, Zhang Dahe couldn't wait to grab the spicy strips in his hand.
Xu Dongjun kindly advised: "You can take it easy, don't really go to breathe fire."
Zhang Dahe didn't care: "Don't worry, I'm very patient."
Now that Zhang Dahe said that, Xu Dongjun shut his mouth wisely.
He is a person who can eat spicy food very well, so he doesn't dare to eat this death spicy stick at present. If he eats one stick, his stomach will be upset.
Zhang Dahe was much fiercer than him, he gnawed fiercely when caught, while gnawing, while drinking happy water, he looked really happy.
"Old Xu, you went to the canteen, where's mine?"
Lin Xiaomiao spread out her white and tender little hand, and stretched it out in front of Xu Dongjun.
"I'll give you a hair, do you want it?"
Xu Dongjun patted her little hand with his backhand.
"Bah bah bah..."
As if Xu Dongjun really gave her a hair, Lin Xiaomiao blew on her palm and said disappointedly: "Old Xu, I misunderstood you. Once you have a good friend, you forget the old friend. Bringing things to the fat man is not easy." Don’t bring it to me.”
"Hehe, I only have one lollipop myself."
Xu Dongjun took out an Alps lollipop from his sleeve.
"Ah, ah, ah..."
Lin Xiaomiao grabbed the lollipop in his hand like lightning, but unexpectedly, he pulled more and more, as many as eight lollipops were pulled out from his sleeve.
"Hehe, it's done."
Lin Xiaomiao smiled happily, her eyes curved into a crescent moon, probably this is the sweet taste of happiness.
She turned around and shared it with Liu Xiaoqi: "Xiaoqi, come, eat a lollipop."
Liu Xiaoqi refused: "Xiao Miao, thank you. I've been trying to control my weight recently, and I have a very important performance this week."
"Xiaoqi, it's just one, it's fine."
Lin Xiaomiao chose a strawberry flavor she liked for her, tore the lollipop out of the bag, and handed it to her bright red mouth.
Liu Xiaoqi's straight nose twitched slightly. After hesitating for a while, she still put the lollipop in her mouth. The sweet taste exploded in her mouth instantly. She took Lin Xiaomiao's little hand and asked, "Xiaomiao, Xiaomiao , will you come to this week's performance?"
"Come on! Old Xu, are you going?"
Lin Xiaomiao gently pushed Xu Dongjun with her elbow.
Xu Dongjun chuckled: "Is it very important whether I go or not? It's you, you're really good at borrowing flowers and offering Buddha."
"Hee hee, you don't eat lollipops. This is for you."
Lin Xiaomiao took out an unopened box of Green Arrow chewing gum from her pocket and stuffed it into his hand.
Xu Dongjun stared at the chewing gum in his hand for a moment, and then said firmly: "Who said I don't eat lollipops anymore? I fell in love with it recently, can't I?"
(End of this chapter)
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