The proficiency life of rebirth

Chapter 115 I Don't Know Miss Dong Who Sings Miss Dong (please subscribe!)
"I rely on!"

Xu Dongjun was really hurt by Goubuli, and he was still brooding when he returned home.

It's also fortunate that he doesn't eat dog meat, otherwise today's dog meat hot pot meal would be impossible to escape.

"Little yellow dog, just wait for me. Today you ignore me, but in the future I will make your saliva flow down three thousand feet."

Xu Dongjun swore viciously, just as his voice fell, there was a knock on the door.

"Who?"

Xu Dongjun shouted loudly, walked to the door, and turned the doorknob.

"Old Xu, who provoked you? I called you from behind just now, but you didn't hear me, and you ran so fast. Is there a dog chasing you?"

Lin Xiaomiao appeared at the door, holding a bag of cat food in her hands. Presumably, she was going to feed the stray cat Xiao Hua just now.

"Isn't it you who are kicking me out?"

"Die you! You're the dog."

Lin Xiaomiao waved the cat food in her hand and threw it at Xu Dongjun.

Xu Dongjun dodged easily, waved his hand and said, "Don't mention the dog to me, I will get angry if you mention the dog."

"Huh!"

It's okay not to say anything, but Lin Xiaomiao became interested when I talked about it.

She entered the room, threw the cat food on the coffee table, and lay down on the sofa very familiarly.

Feeling that this posture is not good, he crawled up again, put his hands and head on the armchair above the sofa, looked at Xu Dongjun with fluttering eyes, and asked curiously: "Have you been bitten by a dog?"

"In these years, I have only been bitten by a cat....Isn't I learning to cook? I just took the first dish I made by myself to a small park to feed a stray dog, but the dog actually hated it. .”

Xu Dongjun is still a little angry. This matter, I am afraid that he will never get through it in his life.

Lin Xiaomiao collapsed on the sofa in an instant, holding her belly and laughing indistinctly: "Hahaha, Old Xu, dogs don't even eat the dishes you cook!? Hahaha... I can't laugh anymore. "

Xu Dongjun glanced at her angrily: "Then you can laugh to death. How about going to the store tomorrow? I'll cook for you."

Lin Xiaomiao's laughter stopped abruptly, she stared at him blankly, and said after a while, "You want to kill people to silence them?"

"That's right! Heh heh, you only understand now? It's too late!"

Xu Dongjun walked forward with a gloomy face, his steps were heavy and fierce, and his right hand was clenched into a huge fist.

"Don't come here... If you come here again, I will shout 'broken throat'."

Lin Xiaomiao yelled, closed her eyes, curled up on the sofa, and covered her itchy flesh with her hands in time.

But after waiting for a long time, I didn't see any feeling coming from my body.

A slit opened in her eyes, and then she saw Xu Dongjun jokingly looking at her while eating an orange, his little face flushed instantly, shy and angry, what the hell was a little bit disappointed?

"Tell me, why are you looking for me?"

There is a lyric that says "Miss Dong, you are beautiful when the corners of your mouth are down." Xu Dongjun, who is not as understanding of the lady as the old driver, feels that someone with grinning teeth and blushing cheeks is also beautiful.

"It's all your fault, I almost forgot the business."

Lin Xiaomiao turned over and stood up from the sofa under her, moved to sit beside him, and leaned half of her petite body on her side without avoiding suspicion, and asked excitedly: "Old Xu, guess what I just said?" How many people subscribed to our online materials when they went out to feed their cats?"

"Is it really serious?"

Xu Dongjun was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect that the 'cat' could really spit out ivory from its mouth.

"What do you mean? Is it due to bite?"

Lin Xiaomiao, who was stimulated, immediately widened her eyes like a cat that stepped on its tail, trying to make herself look vicious.

"Don't mess around! You haven't finished your rabies vaccine yet."

Xu Dongjun saw that she was about to go berserk, and hurriedly pressed her head with his hand, and said, "Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble. How many people ordered?"

"Humph!"

Lin Xiaomiao snorted arrogantly, twisted her head, and said awkwardly: "I haven't told you yet."

Xu Dongjun shook his head amusedly, and said, "My little meow, just tell me!"

"Seeing that you sincerely admit your mistake, I will tell you mercifully. When I went out, 150 people had already ordered our materials. Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Lin Xiaomiao said excitedly with her eyebrows flying, not forgetting to make a one with her right hand and a five with her left hand. People who didn't know, thought she was going to draw a Star Master in slow motion with her left and right hands.

On the other hand, Xu Dongjun, with a calm expression, didn't change his expression, he said leisurely, "Er..."

"What the hell is it? Why are you so indifferent? 150 people, that's more than 5000 oceans, five thousand oceans, five thousand oceans, this year's month can't be spent."

"I can only say that it's okay, they didn't meet my expected number of people."

Xu Dongjun's expectation is two hundred, and he is still a short distance away from his expectation, so he behaves so plainly, like an author of an online article, who has only one ninetyth of his favorites when he has not collected his favorites. Those who have subscribed to the original chapters, those who are cold-hearted, can bear the sadness and write it down is not bad, but they can't do things like Takahashi Long live.

"It's really boring."

Lin Xiaomiao complained.

In the next second, she smiled flatteringly and whispered in his ear: "Old Xu, look, I earned so much money for you, and you only gave me fifty. Does it seem that you are too picky?"

Xu Dongjun asked strangely: "But I'm just picky?"

Lin Xiaomiao was immediately dumbfounded, since you have said that, then I have nothing to fuck.

Xu Dongjun smiled and said, "It's impossible to raise wages, but I can treat you to dinner."

"Great!"

Lin Xiaomiao, who was easy to fool, burst into a smile instantly, and raised her hands in satisfaction, cheering: "Then I will remember, my consumption this week will all be paid by Mr. Xu."

Xu Dongjun: "I didn't say please..."

But Lin Xiaomiao didn't want to wait for him to speak, and had already run to the room.

"Really."

Xu Dongjun shook his head in a funny way, threw all the oranges in his mouth, got up and went to his room.

Sitting at the desk in the room, he took out the drawing board, brushes and paints that he had bought for Lei Yue when he was painting.

Although the agreement was to paint Lei Ting's portrait on Friday, in order not to forget it again, he planned to do it tonight.

After fixing the drawing paper on the drawing board, Xu Dongjun picked up the pencil and recalled Lei Ting's appearance in his mind.

With the improvement of the overall level of his existing skills, his memory is getting better and better, so he can perfectly engrave Lei Yue on the paper after meeting Lei Yue.

As he thought about it, Lei Ting's plump thighs first came to mind, then her pride, and finally her overall image.

After having a rough outline in his mind, Xu Dongjun started to draw lightly on the drawing paper with a pencil in his hand.

Every pen is a practice for Xu Dongjun, and there is a corresponding proficiency in it, which makes him so confident every time he writes.

As time passed, Xu Dongjun under the light looked more serious than ever.

The pencil in his hand kept leaving lines on the drawing paper, and the figure on the drawing board gradually became vivid.

When he put down the pen in his hand, Lei Ting's appearance appeared on the paper.

On the drawing paper, she is sideways, with a No. [-] Xiangbei jersey on her upper body and a pair of sports shorts on her lower body. She is raising her legs and doing warm-up exercises before running. Her eyes are full of confidence when she looks back.

At this time, he glanced at the time and saw that it was already nine o'clock in the evening, so he gave up the idea of ​​reading and continued to work on the painting.

All that remained was the coloring, and he was going to get it all done today.

Time does not live up to effort.

At a quarter past ten, Xu Dongjun took care of everything.

He put down the palette in his hand, stretched his arms happily, and there was a crackling sound on his body.

"not bad."

Standing in front of the desk, Xu Dongjun admired his masterpiece and the people in the painting.

Not to mention, Lei Ting is really impatient, she wants to have breasts, ass and butt, and it's a series of legs.

For a moment, Xu Dongjun became evil.

Afterwards, he put the painting away and prepared to take it to the gift shop to frame it early tomorrow morning, and send it to Lei Ting in the afternoon.

As soon as he finished his work, his father and mother came back from the outside.

Before I saw my mother, I heard her shouting to Xu Dongjun in the room: "Dongjun, I heard that the dogs didn't eat the dishes you cooked. Is it true?"

Xu Dongjun in the room heard the sound, his sword eyebrows twitched constantly, knowing that it must be Lin Xiaomiao talking too much, secretly said: "One day I will take care of you!"

He walked out of the room in embarrassment, and said nonsense: "Mom, don't listen to Lin Xiaomiao's nonsense, it's not that the dog doesn't eat it, it's just that the dog just doesn't like the taste of my cooking. Dogs don't care about buns. Famous, this is the rhythm of my fire!"

Tang Wenxiu smiled heartily, and joked: "Yes, you're going to be hot, you're going to be hot."

Xu Wei next to him rejoiced: "Fortunately, I didn't eat my forehead."

Xu Dongjun began to doubt his blood relationship again, and said depressedly: "I say, you two, you have hit your son too much. If your son has any mental illness in his heart, you can cry."

Tang Wenxiu waved her hands indifferently and said, "It's okay, you may still have some mental illness in the past, but you definitely won't now."

Xu Dongjun was slightly startled, and his heart moved.

In the past, he had a slightly rebellious temperament, and the thing he disliked the most was criticism from his parents.

Parents don't talk about teasing, even if they talk to him, they try their best to control the tone and lower their voices.

Tang Wenxiu continued: "Besides, the big one is useless, so can you still open the small one? Anyway, your father and I are not very old."

Xu Wei held his head proudly beside him, pretending to be strong.

Xu Dongjun pursed his lips, and said: "The last time the doctor said my father was weak, I thought my old Xu's family had something wrong with it."

Xu Wei's face turned dark. His originally dark face was now darker than the bottom of the pot, and he tended to degenerate into a black ghost. He shouted angrily, "Boy, is your skin itchy? Where are my seven wolves?"

"Mom, save me!"

In the end, Xu Dongjun was not educated by the seven wolves, but was forced by his father to massage for 10 minutes more.

After a massage, his hands were sore after working all night.

But he is not without benefits, after this period of massage practice, his massage ability has risen to level 18.

Although the massage technique is not yet the pinnacle, it can already enter the room.

Now let him work in the Jinbihuanghuanghui club where the second uncle works, and he can definitely become the top brand of the Great Sword, and become the favorite of many rich women and aunts.

the other side.

Wang Yifan's home.

Xie Dailin knocked on Wang Yifan's study room with her daily medicinal food, and walked in after getting permission.

Putting the medicinal meal on the desk, she didn't leave immediately, but stood quietly by the side.

Wang Yifan put down the pen in his hand, looked up at her, and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

Xie Dailin crossed his arms and asked coldly: "A study material circulated in the parent group recently, did you participate in it?"

Wang Yifan said calmly, "I don't know what you're talking about?"

Xie Dailin said: "I have read the tutorial book you participated in writing, and there are many similarities between the study materials and the book. Do you think you can hide such an obvious flaw from me?"

"Yes, I have participated."

Seeing that he couldn't hide anymore, Wang Yifan admitted it frankly.

But Xie Dailin said relentlessly: "Is Xu Dongjun the boy who came to the house before?"

Wang Yifan said: "Yes!"

Xie Dailin said: "Try to stay away from him in the future, and the same goes for the girls who came to the house before."

Wang Yifan's right hand under the desk was tightly gripping his fist, and he raised his head to look at her: "I don't understand what you mean by that?"

Xie Dailin said: "You have to know that you are not from the same world as them. If you mix with them, it will only drag you down. Take the last exam as an example, isn't it because you got close to that Xu Dongjun Because of this, did it affect the grades and narrow the gap?"

"enough!"

Wang Yifan couldn't restrain himself anymore, and shouted loudly.

Xie Dailin looked at him incredulously, as if meeting such a son for the first time.

Wang Yifan's heart softened all of a sudden: "Mom, I hope you don't force me, okay? Give me a little freedom."

Xie Dailin: "I'm doing this for your own good. Mom is someone who has been there before. You can't trust anyone, only yourself."

Wang Yifan asked back: "Am I also untrustworthy to you?"

Xie Dailin was stunned for a moment: "You are my son, how can you compare yourself with other people? Remember to drink the medicinal food, and avoid dealing with dubious people in the future."

After that, she walked out of the study.

Wang Yifan leaned helplessly on the table, feeling very tired.

It's not that he hasn't thought about resisting such a mother, but every time he sees his mother's helpless appearance, he feels very distressed.

He knew that his mother was obsessed with cleanliness and possessive.But she is bad in every way, and that's his mother.She looks strong on the outside, but she is more fragile than him on the inside.

"Ugh!"

Wang Yifan sighed, got up, picked up the bowl of medicinal food on the table, and poured it into the potted plant in the corner.

(End of this chapter)