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Chapter 55 Come here, silly Zhu killed someone
"Yo, silly Zhu, you're very diligent, do you wash well?"

You don't even need to look back, once you hear that yin and yang tone, you know it's that bastard Xu Damao.

Although they didn't fight each other in memory, they didn't expect it to reach the point where they would look for opportunities to tease each other.

This bastard came back from drinking from somewhere, but he got a little bolder and dared to tease him.

He is not a fool, and what he has obtained is not a system that makes people stronger when they are stunned, let alone a sign-in system.

So, there's no need to haggle over every detail, you have to do something to piss people off, just do something like that.

It's right to act as if there is a mad dog barking somewhere, and ignore it.

As a nerd, I can still adjust my mentality.

Calm down!

Beating people at every turn is not something good young people in the new era would do.

He soaked the water to wet the clothes, rubbed them indiscriminately, and then changed the water.

Apply soap to the obvious greasy dirt, rub vigorously, and continue to the next place.

"Hey, you idiot, I'm talking to you, are you deaf like a deaf old lady?"

Xu Damao saw that the silly Zhu ignored him, and felt he had the upper hand, of course he was "justified and not forgiving".

This kind of opportunity is rarely seen on weekdays, so thank you for not teasing me for a while.

In his heart, as long as Shazhu is not doing well, it is his lucky day.

He Yuzhu still ignored Xu Damao, but he couldn't bear it anymore.

Regardless of whether it was the original body or Yu Chao himself, and he didn't provoke anyone, why should he treat him with this attitude?

In particular, the nickname Shazhu makes me feel uncomfortable no matter how I hear it.

Shazhu may not care, but He Yuzhu does!
Seeing that Xu Damao teased Sha Zhu again, but the other party didn't respond, it felt wrong.

If the opponent is generous and thunderous, he is still mentally prepared.

Even looking at the other party's distraught appearance, Xu Damao would laugh for a long time.

Apart from his culinary skills and his brute strength, Sha Zhu is comparable to Xu Damao in what respect?
Xu Damao felt aggrieved because he always suffered from Shazhu every time.

What's the point of Xu Damao's life if he doesn't get revenge.

Finally consciously gained the upper hand, the result?

Silly Zhu's non-response made his performance fall into an embarrassing situation.

what?

I'm performing well here, but you don't react at all, just treat me as if I don't exist, right?
You can't get angry when you say it!
Maybe it's because he drank some wine outside, or he hasn't been beaten by Sha Zhu for a long time, Xu Damao is not used to it.

No, he was also angry, and he stepped forward to pull Si Zhu.

I have to ask clearly!

Who said it was late at night and there was no one around to help me get off.

This is just great.

It's okay if you don't pull it, but once you pull it, the nameless fire in He Yuzhu's heart suddenly ignited.

He stared back with a cold face, and pulled Xu Damao's pulling hand violently.

Xu Damao was jerked by the sudden force, and fell into the pool with a bang.

Before he could get angry, there was an extra palm on his head.

Then, Xu Damao's head was involuntarily pushed into the tub.

"woooooo"

"Nonsence!"

"Silly, why don't you let me go!"

"Come here, Silly Zhu killed someone!"

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"Who screamed so miserably!"

"What? Stupid? Kill someone? No way?"

"My God, who killed someone?"

"This is Xu Damao's voice, right? Why is he and Sha Zhu having a fight again?"

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Because of Xu Damao's deliberate shouting, people in the courtyard suddenly swarmed out.

Anyway, it's a big night, and it's not time to sleep.

Idle is also idle, just take it as a fun to pass the time.

Of course, if there really was a murder case, this...
Cough cough, at least you have to be optimistic about the situation in advance, and give priority to ensuring that nothing will happen to you.

"Silly Zhu, I tell you, you are finished!"

"I have to go to the law enforcement team to sue you!"

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When Xu Damao saw the visitor, the fire in his heart also surged up.

This time, he will not give up unless he calls Sha Zhu grandpa.

"Everyone, come and see."

"What the hell did you silly fellow, Shazhu?"

Xu Damao pointed at Shazhu, and shouted as if the victim believed he was at the scene.

"I just came back from outside and saw someone doing laundry, so I came over out of curiosity."

"My good fellow, I didn't have a few words to say just now, but Sha Zhu didn't know what kind of madness he committed, but he actually pushed me down and put me into the water basin."

Xu Damao pointed to the water basin full of clothes, and pointed to the water stains on his head, and said angrily.

"Press my head into the water basin, almost suffocating me to death."

"Hey, if I hadn't tried my best to resist, I might have been killed by Silly Zhu right now."

"Oh, the three uncles are here too. Tell me, what should we do today?"

"Anyway, I don't care, silly Zhu must give me, the victim, an explanation!"

When the neighbors who had just come out heard the news, they immediately talked about it.

"Hey, what's wrong with Shazhu? I just said he's been a little weird lately. Could it be because of some stimulation?"

"I think it is, look, he didn't say anything, maybe he just acquiesced."

"I also think it's strange, my god, he can't be real. I have to hide."

"Hey, do you believe what Xu Damao said? Are you out of your mind?"

"That's right, it's not the first time that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu have had a fight, which time it wasn't a fight, what's so strange about it?"

"Hey, that's not necessarily the case."

"Come on, the three uncles are here, let's watch a good show."

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He Yuzhu stood up at some point, and came to Xu Damao's side with a cold face, scaring him and hurriedly hiding behind the uncle.

"Grandpa, did you see that silly Zhu became angry from embarrassment, this is going to kill someone!"

Uncle: "."

Can you stop being so cowardly, you?
You were so loud just now, what are you hiding now?
The uncle said that the grievances between Xu Damao and Shazhu are simply a headache.

The second uncle yelled from afar.

"what happened?"

"Who killed?"

"Stupid, what are you doing?"

"Yo, it's Xu Damao, I guess it's you. What's the matter, why are you guys making a fuss again?"

Xu Damao said as if seeing his relatives: "Second uncle, you are finally here."

"Great, come and decide for me."

"Silly Zhu, you actually want to kill me!"

The uncle immediately interrupted Xu Damao's performance: "It's alright, alright, Xu Damao, don't make a fuss, act like a timid little girl, can you be quiet for a while."

"Silly, tell me, what's going on with you two?"

"Yes, silly Zhu, quickly and honestly explain your problem." The second uncle said not to be outdone.

Third Master, the situation is not clear, let's wait and see.

Yushui didn't understand what happened, but regarding the conflict between Xu Damao and his brother, she knew that at least his brother had never suffered a disadvantage.

He Yuzhu said indifferently: "Silly big cat, are you a thief shouting "Stop a thief?"

"Who told you to sneak up on me, a fool."

"Deserved!"

"Facing the bad elements hidden among the people who are extending their evil hands to me, I will resolutely fight back in self-defense immediately. This is justified everywhere."

"Hey, I'm not exaggerating. I really want to kill you."

"Did you think you'd have a chance to speak out?"

When Xu Damao heard this, he immediately jumped up.

"Who are you calling a silly big cat, silly Zhu, I can't stop talking to you!"

"Listen, listen, what is silly Zhu talking about?"

"I resisted with all my strength, and after saving myself, it's still the result of your kindness, right?"

"Silly Zhu, let me tell you, I'm going to the law enforcement team to sue you, and I must sue you to the end."

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　Ben Pujie looked at it, and more than 500 people have read this book, and nearly half of them are collected.It is said that such a ratio is very good, but why are there so few votes, it can be said that more than 80.00% of the votes were cast by ourselves?Siheyuan, isn't this traffic, no matter how bad it is, it can be missed, why is there no response?

　　
　
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