World's No.1 Football Manager

Chapter 91
The starting players of both sides lined up and walked out of the player channel.

The three-gold team in Shanghai was terrified, and everyone looked stern; the team members on Quancheng Saturday were relaxed, and each of them seemed to be bloody, looking around curiously, like Grandma Liu who had just entered the Grand View Garden, and everything she saw was very fresh.

To the disappointment of the Quancheng Saturday players, the home court of the Magic City Sanjin Team is not big, and the number of fans is not very large. Compared with the popularity of the Provincial Sports Center in the previous round, it is much deserted here.

The local TV station in Shanghai is responsible for broadcasting the game.This is not a game that attracts a lot of attention. In order to increase the ratings, they specially invited Mr. Han Dazui, a former famous CCTV speaker, as a guest commentator.

There are four styles of football commentary in China: one is like a class teacher, who likes to name players when there is nothing to do;

And Han Dazui created his own commentary genre - slip of the tongue!

It is not difficult for a commentator to make a few mistakes in a game, but what is difficult is to make mistakes in every game, and one mistake will last a lifetime.

It is said that the CCTV commentator was fined 50 yuan for one slip of the tongue. Teacher Han, who earns a monthly salary of over [-] yuan, often does not get a penny and has to pay several thousand yuan to the station.

Teacher Han Dazui lived frugally, worked hard all his life, and finally retired honorably due to debts.

In order to subsidize the family, Mr. Han went around after retirement, picking up jobs and paying off debts.

"Hi everyone, dear viewers, what you are watching is the second round of the FA Cup. The China League One team Modu Sanjin will play at home against Ludong amateur team Quancheng Saturday. Players from both sides have just entered the field, and the ceremony of raising the national flag and playing the national anthem is about to take place. We are honored to have Mr. Han, a former famous commentator of CCTV, for this game. Mr. Han, let's say hello to everyone!"

"Hello, audience friends in front of the elevator!"

"..." The commentator of Shanghai Magic City was silent for three seconds before smiling awkwardly, "Mr. Han's commentary style is as humorous as ever."

"Haha, I do occasionally make more slips of the tongue, especially in the past two years. After I retired from CCTV, I am getting older and sometimes easily confused. There may be more slips of the tongue. Please forgive me in the elevator room."

"..." The commentator of Magic City gasped. Han Dazui had left CCTV for a few years, and his slip of the tongue skills became more profound.

It is inevitable that there will be mistakes in the game commentary, but it is rare for Han Dazuo to make such frequent slips of the tongue.In Han Dazui's more than 40 years of commentary career, there have been countless classic slips of the tongue, but in terms of the pinnacle, it is still the 1996 Red Devils Manchester United game.

"Player No. 7, Sharpe, passed the ball to player No. 9. Player No. 9 is also named Sharp. They may be brothers.

There are many brothers active in international football, such as the Laudrup brothers in Denmark, the De Boer brothers in the Netherlands, and the Keane brothers in Ireland.

Strike, the ball passed to No. 10, a very good pass.

Hey, No. 10 is also called Sharp.

It may be like this, foreign players only have their surnames printed on their jerseys, and these players all have the surname Sharp, just like many players in South Korea have the surname Park.

Beautiful, No. 10 scored two players in a row, No. 11 stepped forward to congratulate, No. 11 is - Sharp? ? ?
(Long pause) Sorry, Sharp is the name of the sponsor printed on the jersey! "

The commentator is still thinking about Han Dazui's classic commentary in his mind. The national flag has been hoisted, the national anthem has been played, and the game is ready to start.

"There shouldn't be much suspense in this game. After all, the Shanghai Sanjin team is a veteran professional team. Although the current situation is not good, the lean camel is bigger than the horse. If there is no accident, it should defeat the opponent and advance to the next round." The commentator made a pre-match prediction.

"However, the Magic City Sanjin team has just changed coaches. We have to wait and see what kind of games they will play under the command of the new foreign coach," Han Dazui continued.

"Friends in the audience, maybe you have just opened the elevator. You are watching the second round of the FA Cup, Shanghai Sanjin vs. Quancheng on Saturday. Well, with the whistle of the head coach, the game begins..." Han Dazui talked eloquently in combination with the situation on the field.

"..." The commentator of Magic City was completely speechless.

"Quancheng took the lead on Saturday, and they attacked from the right side of the screen to the left side. Oh, wait, what's going on?" Han Dazui exclaimed suddenly.

The demon city commentator who was still in a daze beside him was startled by him, and hurriedly looked into the field.

I saw that after Quancheng served the ball on Saturday, the members of the Shanghai Sanjin team did not step forward to press, but stood still like wooden men.

"The defense of the home team's players doesn't seem to be active. Mr. Han, you are well-informed, can you analyze what's going on?" the commentator of Magic City asked hurriedly.

"This may be a defensive strategy of the Magic City Sanjin team. If the enemy does not move, I will not move! The art of war is like a cloud, and the movement is like a mountain! It seems that the Magic City Sanjin team does not want to waste physical energy to press down, but waits for the opponent to attack. Play defensive counterattacks and win the game with the minimum consumption. The Magic City Sanjin team is worthy of being a professional team, and their mentality is very stable..."

"However, judging by the appearance of their coaches, they don't seem to be very satisfied?" The commentator of Modu interrupted Han Dazui's rhetoric.

I saw that the newly-appointed British coach of the Magic City Sanjin team was jumping up and down on the sidelines, yelling, and his body language was extremely rich. It seemed that he was roaring like a player on the field.

However, the players on the field still went their own way, standing upright in place, and no one paid attention to the foreigner coach who was about to go mad.

"...Ah, maybe there is a problem in communication. After all, the language barrier, the players have a little deviation in their understanding of tactics..." Han Dazui guessed.

Just as he was talking, the situation on the field changed again.

After Quancheng kicked off on Saturday, they saw that the opponent did not press, but stuck in place like a telegraph pole.I was also very puzzled. At first, I was worried about fraud, and I fell down a few times in the backcourt, but seeing that the opponent still had no intention of pressing forward, I tentatively passed the ball to the opponent's half to find out the truth.

The ball rolled into the opponent's half, but the imagined steal never happened.

What's happening here?Do you want to put on a ecstasy array?
The team members in Quancheng Saturday were full of question marks.Finally, he couldn't hold back the stick anymore, so he bravely and carefully ran past the opponent's player with the ball.

The opponent remained motionless as if he had been immobilized.

Ma Gan shouted to his teammates in surprise, "Hey, brothers, they are not moving! Haha, they are not moving!"

There was an uproar inside and outside the court, what happened?Was the Magic City Sanjin Team really immobilized?Or did they eat something unclean before the game, and they had a collective stomachache, and they didn't dare to move, and the shit was squeezed out when they moved? !

Some people even thought of the rumors that the Magic City Sanjin team was going to play match-fixing.

However, this is too fake!Under normal circumstances, match-fixing is played as if it were real. How can there be such a blatant match-fixing?
The commentator and Han Dazui in the commentary booth were even more dumbfounded, unable to utter a word for a long time.

Gao Yuan on the sidelines jumped up anxiously, cursing: "Ma Gan, what the hell are you shouting! Is it comfortable to call people over to guard you? Hurry up and score goals!"

The players on the field just woke up like a dream, right!They like to be immobile, so let's kick the ball into the goal quickly, otherwise they will suddenly move in the next moment, and the opportunity will slip away, and we have nowhere to cry!

A few people in Quancheng on Saturday passed the ball in front of the goal three times, five times and two times.

"Bang" the ball was thrown sideways by the goalkeeper of the Shanghai Sanjin Team, Da Liu, and was firmly picked into his arms.

Ma Gan was stunned!Isn't it moving?Why did I move when it was my turn to shoot?If you want to make a move, you should have said it earlier. I also made preparations in advance. If the shot is stronger and the angle is more tricky, if you suddenly move without saying a word, is it considered dishonest?
You are playing with me!

Ma Gan, don't be in a daze, get back on defense!It was a trick, they did it on purpose, and they are going to fight back! The teammates were in a panic, shouting and running back desperately.

Han Dazui, who was on the commentary seat, also came alive, as if he had already seen through the intentions of the Three Golden Teams in Shanghai.

"What a trick to play hard to get! Deliberately use false appearances to confuse the opponent, lure the opponent to take it lightly, and then suddenly counterattack! High, it is really high! Now Quancheng is empty after Saturday, and one hit is accurate. Look, the goalkeeper of the Shanghai Sanjin team has kicked his feet... Huh?!"

It's not just Han Dazui.On and off the field, almost everyone let out a "huh" at the same time.

(End of this chapter)