World's No.1 Football Manager

Chapter 7 Reality is very skinny

After leaving the Taishan football training base, Gao Yuan did not take the bus again.

On the one hand, I am really afraid of being squeezed. I have been squeezed just now, and if I get squeezed again, my pants will probably be squeezed out.

On the other hand, he is reluctant to spend another 3 yuan to take the bus for a 2-kilometer road.After all, he can't go to a professional club, and he can't expect a high salary for the time being.A penny has to be broken in half and spent.

The 3-kilometer road is neither far nor near. Gao Yuan wiped his sweat while walking. The afternoon sun was so poisonous that he was sweating profusely.

Walking on the road, Gao Yuan figured it out. It turned out that when Li Daquan told him the address before, he first said "Taishan Football Training Base" was not pure nonsense, but told him a landmark building.

If you don't mention this first, in this sparsely populated suburb, you may not be able to find where the Volkswagen football stadium is.

After searching and asking all the way, I finally found a broken stadium.

This small stadium looks like it has gone through vicissitudes. The low mottled stands on the sidelines and the cinder runway built in an unknown year prove that the stadium has been weather-beaten.

It's even more shocking when you get closer to watch it.

The field of the stadium is as bumpy as the surface of the moon.The turf is also extremely unevenly distributed. In some places weeds grow wildly, while in others it looks like a desert.

The yellow sand and wild grass, the wind blowing gently, and a gust of wind blowing through the dust, this scene can almost directly remake "New Dragon Inn"!
At this time, a group of players from the "World Star United" were playing very lively on the field.

The reason why they are called World Star United is because their team uniforms are various, including the uniforms of European football giants, Barcelona, ​​Bayern, Real Madrid, Juventus; there are also South American football powerhouses, River Plate, Boca, Palmeiras, and those wearing national team jerseys, Germany, France, Italy, Brazil, Argentina...

You don't need to look closely at the numerical values ​​above their heads, just by looking at their tall stature, you can tell that they are a bunch of wild football players.

The central defender is as fat as a ball, the center is as thin as a stick, and the goalkeeper is less than 1 meters. The midfielder looks good, but looking at his pale face and two panda-like dark circles, you don't need to guess to know that there must be nothing good to drink last night.

Gao Yuandong looked around, but couldn't find where the Quancheng Saturday players were. He had some doubts whether this field was the legendary Volkswagen football field.

So he walked to a middle-aged man with a big belly smoking on the sidelines, and asked politely, "Excuse me, is this the Volkswagen football stadium?"

This man's hairstyle is a bit like the turf of this stadium, with some "not long in the middle".

He didn't seem to hear Gao Yuan's inquiry, and his eyes were fixed on the players playing football on the field, and the flame of the cigarette in his mouth flickered from time to time.

Gao Yuan stood there in embarrassment. This was the second time today that he was ignored as a ghost.It's just that the previous one was a beautiful woman from Xiangche, but this one is a man with a big belly and a bald head.

Gao Yuan held back his anger, but he held back his anger and raised his voice again and asked, "Excuse me, do you know where the Quancheng Saturday Football Club is?"

This voice was shouted with anger, the voice was a bit louder, and it actually overwhelmed the hustle and bustle of the field. The group of people playing wild ball stopped in unison and turned their eyes to Gao Yuan on the sidelines.

The middle-aged Xieding seemed to be aroused by this question, squinting his eyes, and replied: "This is the Volkswagen football field, and we are the Quancheng Saturday team. Who are you? What are you doing?"

I rely on!This TM is Quancheng Saturday!God!God!Buddha!Don't play with me like this!Didn't you tell me to save Chinese football?Anyway, let me go to a professional team first!
After such a bad start, how can I play in the future!This is not hard mode, this is simply hell mode!
The ideal is full, but the reality is too skinny.

Gao Yuan is going crazy!
There is a classic line in the movie "Forrest Gump": "Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" (Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get) But today's experience should be said for Gao Yuan: Life is like a diving roller coaster, you never know whether there is a trough or a deeper trough ahead!
It took a lot of effort before Gao Yuan tried to calm himself down. There is no way, if you come, you will be at ease!There is a saying that "life is like a rape, since you are powerless to resist, then enjoy it in silence!"

Since God wants to play with himself, then have a good time with him!Gao Yuan didn't believe it, he had already hit the bottom, could it be worse?
Gao Yuan looked around, and saw that everyone on the court and the man with a big belly and a bald head beside him were looking at him inexplicably.

I don't know if it was because I was going crazy just now that attracted them, anyway, everyone looked at me with a kind of caring eyes for the mentally retarded.

At this time, Gao Yuan realized that the Mediterranean hairstyle of the man beside him actually showed the attributes of a coach.

It's just that his ability value is extremely low. Whether it's offensive training, defensive training, or work commitment, personnel management, tactical discipline, etc., the value is either 2 or 3, and the lowest of them is affinity, which is only 1!

"Come on, this time I met another difficult master!" Gao Yuan cursed secretly in his heart.

Since he is a coach, he is his future boss.Regardless of the level of leadership, respect for leadership (flattery) is a must!
Gao Yuan quickly adjusted his mentality, with a bright smile on his face, stretched out his hands, and introduced himself very politely: "Hello, coach, my name is Gao Yuan, and I am here to report!"

The man with a big belly and a bald head didn't intend to shake hands with Gao Yuan, but asked suspiciously: "Report? Why do you report?"

"I was introduced by Li Daquan to come to our club to do management work!"

As soon as these words came out, the air seemed to be silent.

But after a moment of silence, the group of players who were playing on the field just now burst into laughter at the same time.The laughter went from small to large, becoming more and more uncontrollable, and finally it was like a landslide.

The man with a big belly and a bald head had a gloomy expression on his face.

Gao Yuan laughed a few times in embarrassment, looking at this group of guys who laughed so much that their noses were about to pop out, he wondered: what's so funny?These people are all fools!Is this team a mentally ill team that escaped from a mental hospital?

After laughing for a long time, a guy finally rubbed his stomach that hurt from laughing, and shouted to everyone: "Our team really came to manage! Haha"

Someone else echoed: "Heh, it's getting more and more formal!"

"Come to the administrator today, become a professional team tomorrow, catch up with Real Madrid and Barcelona the day after tomorrow, just around the corner!"

"Ha ha--"

The air is full of joy.

These inexplicable words, passed into the ears of these haha ​​silly guys, seemed to be the funniest joke in the world, and the laughter that had calmed down just now was aroused again, and the laughter reached a new climax.

Gao Yuan is very sure that these fools are not mentally normal!Definitely ran out of a mental hospital!

"Okay, don't fucking laugh!" The middle-aged Xieding man with a big belly looked unhappy, as if someone owed him 200 yuan.He yelled at the players who were still laughing and laughing on the field, "Who told you to stop, hurry up and train! The game is coming soon, do you want to be eliminated in the first round and go home?"

The players on the field didn't buy it, and they all licked their faces and played foolishly.

"Coach, we've been playing for an hour, it's time to rest!"

"Old Wang, I'm almost exhausted, I'm going to have cramps right away!"

"I can't play anymore. I have to go back to work quickly. I ran out without asking for leave. If my supervisor catches me, I will lose my attendance award for this month."

"My daughter's kindergarten is about to leave school, I have to pick up the child"

……

The coach Lao Wang's face was livid, and he said angrily: "You lazy bastards! I don't even know what time it is, the game is about to start! Is it okay to play in this state? It's hard to get sponsorship this year. If Gao Fushuai comes later and sees you lazy, he doesn't pay for the sponsorship, and you have no place to cry!"

(End of this chapter)