Reality Monopoly
Chapter 35 is him.
Chapter 35 is him.
Not only was Zhang Yiming stunned, but even the ByteDance executives who were present didn't understand.
You must know that Zhang Yiming spent the entire morning with them negotiating the terms of the investment contract with investors. Therefore, how can Mr. Zhang have time to take care of inner jokes?
So, Neihan Duanzi's data reached a new high this morning, so what does that have to do with Zhang Yiming?
Or, is this simply Xie Lulu flattering the leader?
However, Xie Lulu has an upright character, she is very agile in handling things, and never procrastinates. In these aspects, Xie Lulu is very popular with the leaders. The only shortcoming is that she is too straightforward and stubborn. There are many times when she is in a meeting. A player who dared to openly talk back to the leader.
With this kind of person, expect her to suddenly change her temper and flatter the leader?
nonexistent.
So since someone like Xie Lulu praised others, it must be from the heart.
About this point, almost all the company executives present are well aware of it, not to mention that they have almost never seen Xie Lulu flattering the leader since they have been together in the company for so many days.
Therefore, the executives present were a little confused about the relationship between them, and they suddenly became stunned.
Only Yang Tian who was on the side pursed his lips thoughtfully after hearing Xie Lulu's words.
Seeing the puzzled eyes of several leaders looking at her at the same time, Xie Lulu did not show the slightest nervousness. Instead, she explained very calmly: "Mr. Zhang, have you forgotten? It's all because you were in the app last night Those jokes posted above!"
Sentence from last night.
"Uh..." Hearing the words, Zhang Yiming suddenly reacted
"What? Mr. Zhang posted a joke on the app last night?" The executives still didn't understand the connection between the two, but they were a little surprised to hear the news suddenly.
"Hehe." Yang Tian who was at the side suddenly smiled lightly, with a really so expression on his face.
Just now when Xie Lulu said that Zhang Yiming had something to do with breaking the record, others might not understand why, but Yang Tian guessed it right away.
Because, if you want to talk about the reason for the internal jokes to break through the previous record in just half a day, Yang Tian will immediately think of the few jokes he wrote last night.
Now in this parallel world, at the time when the jokes have not really become popular on the Internet, Yang Tian is very concerned about the few jokes he made up, or the few jokes he borrowed. He has plenty of confidence.
To put it simply, as long as the jokes are interesting, it will naturally cause users to share them.
And as long as it is shared, the number of APP visits will naturally show an upward trend, which is almost inevitable.
"Boss Zhang is really amazing!" At this time, seeing that everyone was silent, Xie Lulu sighed to herself: "After I came to the company this morning, the content team reported to me that we have added a few more words to our internal jokes. The jokes were very interesting, but after everyone read them, it caused a sensation in the company! Everyone in our company was full of praise for those jokes!"
"However, the strange thing is that the people in the content team said that they did not publish those jokes"
"After checking with the technical department, it turned out that Mr. Zhang logged into your own account in the middle of the night last night and posted it on our server! At that time, we suddenly realized that it was Mr. Zhang who made the move!"
"Hey, so think about it, since those few jokes can make the people in the content department of our company full of praise, they are contestants who have screened countless jokes! So, those few jokes are sent to our APP How bad can the effect be? You can imagine what happened later. In just one morning, the usage rate of the text message sharing function on our APP has reached a new high! With the increase in the number of shares, Just let our APP traffic create a new historical record!"
"Leaders, do you think this has something to do with Mr. Zhang?"
After listening to Xie Lulu's detailed narration, several people present suddenly realized.
Immediately afterwards, surprised eyes looked at Zhang Yiming at the same time.
Vice President Li, who is in charge of the technical department of ByteDance, spoke first: "Mr. Zhang, I didn't expect you to write jokes?"
"Zuzuzu, isn't it? I haven't heard Mr. Zhang say it before, and Mr. Zhang has hidden his hand." The vice president in charge of the company's finances immediately echoed.
Hearing this, Zhang Yiming shook his head with a wry smile, and when he was about to explain, Xie Lulu smiled and said: "Also, one of the jokes is still spreading on the Internet in a small range!! And it will continue to develop according to that trend If so, I think as time goes by, that joke is likely to become popular on the Internet!"
Hearing this, several other executives present turned their surprised eyes to Xie Lulu at the same time.
"What? Popular on the Internet? It's just a joke, is it that exaggerated?" Vice President Li asked in surprise.
"Xiao Xie, what kind of joke can become popular on the Internet? Are you exaggerating?" The vice president of finance sneered.
"When did I exaggerate?" Due to my personality, when I heard this word, Xie Lulu, who likes to be more serious, immediately changed her face, and then said with a straight face: "I based on the large amount of data I collected and analyzed the data. I just made this conclusion! And now it has indeed spread in a small area on the Internet!"
"Oh." The vice president of finance who knew Xie Lulu's character was not angry because of Xie Lulu's attitude, but asked curiously: "What joke, let's listen to it."
"That joke is like this." Xie Lulu nodded, and dictated: "Come on, it's impossible to work part-time. It's impossible to work part-time in this life, and you can't do business. You can live like this only by jokes. The internal jokes feel like coming home, everyone in it is talented, they can brag, they can speak nicely, they can also party, face-to-face and so on, I really like it in it!"
"."
"."
"."
Hearing this joke, several executives present were taken aback at the same time.
Afterwards, everyone who recalled it immediately laughed one by one.
"It's impossible to work part-time, and you can't do business. You can make a living by jokes..."
Ha ha…
It's quite interesting.
The whole sentence sounds rhyme and catchy.
Afterwards, everyone showed expressions of astonishment.
Seeing everyone's reaction after hearing the joke, Zhang Yiming shook his head and sighed: "Actually, you didn't catch it. The essence of this joke is in the first three words."
"The first three words?" Technology Manager Li immediately recalled it in his mind.
"The first three words are to be interrupted." Xie Lulu, who knew the content of the joke by heart, reminded immediately.
"Um, cut in?" After the vice president of finance read a sentence, he muttered, "What's the essence of this?"
"." At this moment, the corner of Mr. Li's mouth twitched. He suddenly understood, changed his tone immediately, and said awkwardly: "Stop talking."
Mr. Li's strange tone of voice made everyone present suddenly realize.
Everyone immediately looked at Zhang Yiming with strange expressions on their faces.
"Don't look at me like that." Zhang Yiming smiled wryly and waved his hands: "I didn't actually write the joke."
"Ah? Mr. Zhang, didn't you write it?" Xie Lulu exclaimed, and then she thought that the company's content team usually collects jokes online, and immediately asked in doubt: "Could it be Mr. Zhang, you extracted it from the Internet?"
"It's not an excerpt either." Zhang Yiming shook his head again and said.
"Since you didn't write it, Mr. Zhang, and you didn't extract it, who else could write such a good joke?" Hearing this, Xie Lulu was even more confused.
Everyone present also had question marks on their faces.
Under everyone's gaze, Zhang Yiming smiled wryly, then slowly raised his finger and pointed, "It's him."
Thanks to "Yahoo Dad", "VIP_DIY", "Desperate, Care", and "Extreme Attributes" for their rewards!
(End of this chapter)
Not only was Zhang Yiming stunned, but even the ByteDance executives who were present didn't understand.
You must know that Zhang Yiming spent the entire morning with them negotiating the terms of the investment contract with investors. Therefore, how can Mr. Zhang have time to take care of inner jokes?
So, Neihan Duanzi's data reached a new high this morning, so what does that have to do with Zhang Yiming?
Or, is this simply Xie Lulu flattering the leader?
However, Xie Lulu has an upright character, she is very agile in handling things, and never procrastinates. In these aspects, Xie Lulu is very popular with the leaders. The only shortcoming is that she is too straightforward and stubborn. There are many times when she is in a meeting. A player who dared to openly talk back to the leader.
With this kind of person, expect her to suddenly change her temper and flatter the leader?
nonexistent.
So since someone like Xie Lulu praised others, it must be from the heart.
About this point, almost all the company executives present are well aware of it, not to mention that they have almost never seen Xie Lulu flattering the leader since they have been together in the company for so many days.
Therefore, the executives present were a little confused about the relationship between them, and they suddenly became stunned.
Only Yang Tian who was on the side pursed his lips thoughtfully after hearing Xie Lulu's words.
Seeing the puzzled eyes of several leaders looking at her at the same time, Xie Lulu did not show the slightest nervousness. Instead, she explained very calmly: "Mr. Zhang, have you forgotten? It's all because you were in the app last night Those jokes posted above!"
Sentence from last night.
"Uh..." Hearing the words, Zhang Yiming suddenly reacted
"What? Mr. Zhang posted a joke on the app last night?" The executives still didn't understand the connection between the two, but they were a little surprised to hear the news suddenly.
"Hehe." Yang Tian who was at the side suddenly smiled lightly, with a really so expression on his face.
Just now when Xie Lulu said that Zhang Yiming had something to do with breaking the record, others might not understand why, but Yang Tian guessed it right away.
Because, if you want to talk about the reason for the internal jokes to break through the previous record in just half a day, Yang Tian will immediately think of the few jokes he wrote last night.
Now in this parallel world, at the time when the jokes have not really become popular on the Internet, Yang Tian is very concerned about the few jokes he made up, or the few jokes he borrowed. He has plenty of confidence.
To put it simply, as long as the jokes are interesting, it will naturally cause users to share them.
And as long as it is shared, the number of APP visits will naturally show an upward trend, which is almost inevitable.
"Boss Zhang is really amazing!" At this time, seeing that everyone was silent, Xie Lulu sighed to herself: "After I came to the company this morning, the content team reported to me that we have added a few more words to our internal jokes. The jokes were very interesting, but after everyone read them, it caused a sensation in the company! Everyone in our company was full of praise for those jokes!"
"However, the strange thing is that the people in the content team said that they did not publish those jokes"
"After checking with the technical department, it turned out that Mr. Zhang logged into your own account in the middle of the night last night and posted it on our server! At that time, we suddenly realized that it was Mr. Zhang who made the move!"
"Hey, so think about it, since those few jokes can make the people in the content department of our company full of praise, they are contestants who have screened countless jokes! So, those few jokes are sent to our APP How bad can the effect be? You can imagine what happened later. In just one morning, the usage rate of the text message sharing function on our APP has reached a new high! With the increase in the number of shares, Just let our APP traffic create a new historical record!"
"Leaders, do you think this has something to do with Mr. Zhang?"
After listening to Xie Lulu's detailed narration, several people present suddenly realized.
Immediately afterwards, surprised eyes looked at Zhang Yiming at the same time.
Vice President Li, who is in charge of the technical department of ByteDance, spoke first: "Mr. Zhang, I didn't expect you to write jokes?"
"Zuzuzu, isn't it? I haven't heard Mr. Zhang say it before, and Mr. Zhang has hidden his hand." The vice president in charge of the company's finances immediately echoed.
Hearing this, Zhang Yiming shook his head with a wry smile, and when he was about to explain, Xie Lulu smiled and said: "Also, one of the jokes is still spreading on the Internet in a small range!! And it will continue to develop according to that trend If so, I think as time goes by, that joke is likely to become popular on the Internet!"
Hearing this, several other executives present turned their surprised eyes to Xie Lulu at the same time.
"What? Popular on the Internet? It's just a joke, is it that exaggerated?" Vice President Li asked in surprise.
"Xiao Xie, what kind of joke can become popular on the Internet? Are you exaggerating?" The vice president of finance sneered.
"When did I exaggerate?" Due to my personality, when I heard this word, Xie Lulu, who likes to be more serious, immediately changed her face, and then said with a straight face: "I based on the large amount of data I collected and analyzed the data. I just made this conclusion! And now it has indeed spread in a small area on the Internet!"
"Oh." The vice president of finance who knew Xie Lulu's character was not angry because of Xie Lulu's attitude, but asked curiously: "What joke, let's listen to it."
"That joke is like this." Xie Lulu nodded, and dictated: "Come on, it's impossible to work part-time. It's impossible to work part-time in this life, and you can't do business. You can live like this only by jokes. The internal jokes feel like coming home, everyone in it is talented, they can brag, they can speak nicely, they can also party, face-to-face and so on, I really like it in it!"
"."
"."
"."
Hearing this joke, several executives present were taken aback at the same time.
Afterwards, everyone who recalled it immediately laughed one by one.
"It's impossible to work part-time, and you can't do business. You can make a living by jokes..."
Ha ha…
It's quite interesting.
The whole sentence sounds rhyme and catchy.
Afterwards, everyone showed expressions of astonishment.
Seeing everyone's reaction after hearing the joke, Zhang Yiming shook his head and sighed: "Actually, you didn't catch it. The essence of this joke is in the first three words."
"The first three words?" Technology Manager Li immediately recalled it in his mind.
"The first three words are to be interrupted." Xie Lulu, who knew the content of the joke by heart, reminded immediately.
"Um, cut in?" After the vice president of finance read a sentence, he muttered, "What's the essence of this?"
"." At this moment, the corner of Mr. Li's mouth twitched. He suddenly understood, changed his tone immediately, and said awkwardly: "Stop talking."
Mr. Li's strange tone of voice made everyone present suddenly realize.
Everyone immediately looked at Zhang Yiming with strange expressions on their faces.
"Don't look at me like that." Zhang Yiming smiled wryly and waved his hands: "I didn't actually write the joke."
"Ah? Mr. Zhang, didn't you write it?" Xie Lulu exclaimed, and then she thought that the company's content team usually collects jokes online, and immediately asked in doubt: "Could it be Mr. Zhang, you extracted it from the Internet?"
"It's not an excerpt either." Zhang Yiming shook his head again and said.
"Since you didn't write it, Mr. Zhang, and you didn't extract it, who else could write such a good joke?" Hearing this, Xie Lulu was even more confused.
Everyone present also had question marks on their faces.
Under everyone's gaze, Zhang Yiming smiled wryly, then slowly raised his finger and pointed, "It's him."
Thanks to "Yahoo Dad", "VIP_DIY", "Desperate, Care", and "Extreme Attributes" for their rewards!
(End of this chapter)
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