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Chapter 69
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Zhang Weiwen tried his best to look like he was about to retch, but in fact the cow dung didn't fall into his mouth, but stuck to his face.

Shen Yi and Guan Yao both stayed where they were, silent.

"What's going on? What happened to you?" Shen Yi was also very curious, how could a good piece of black soil be blown away in an instant.

Guan Yao also shook his head: "I don't know, I just threw it away."

In fact, neither of them knew that Zhang Weiwen was short-sighted. He didn't wear glasses, so he couldn't see clearly the cow dung on the ground.

Now that I smell it, I know what it is.

It smells so bad.

He hurried back to wash his face.

Guan Yuxiu hurried back when she saw her son going out, and quickly wanted to ask what happened.

But Zhang Weiwen felt it was too embarrassing to tell his mother.

He poured the water in a hurry, only to find that it was cold water, and the weather was about to freeze, so this kind of water was definitely not good for washing his face.

His face seemed to have been wiped clean, and he raised his head and asked his mother:
"I want to wash my face, is there hot water?"

Guan Yuxiu pointed to the thermos pot next to her: "Inside the thermos pot."

Zhang Weiwen quickly poured water and washed his face with soap.

...

"What's going on?" The mother was very curious. Why did the son come back in a hurry to wash his face?

"It's nothing, it's nothing, a bug bit my face, and I felt a little uncomfortable, so I washed my face."

He reacted quickly, and made a fool of himself.

But when he thought of his cousin, he was very angry. She is such a quiet girl, why not use firecrackers to blow up cow dung?
Is this fun?
Be spoiled by that nasty guy!

But he can only be angry, there is basically nothing wrong with him, who told him to run over without wearing glasses, and he can't be laughed at if he tells this matter?

...

"Firecrackers are fun, aren't they?" Shen Yi joked when he saw her cousin running away.

Guan Yao was a little speechless for this outstanding young man who took his sister to play with fireworks.

She was still curious, why did she just throw it on that thing?
"Keep going."

"It still doesn't work, I'm afraid that someone will be blown up again." Guan Yao refused.

"Don't be afraid, let's look at the things on the ground next time and make sure there is no one around."

"I still have the sky-swapping monkey, which flies to the sky, do you want to try?"

Guan Yao: "No."

"Then I'll play by myself." Shen Yi took away a bag of fireworks.

Seeing him walking away, Guan Yao followed him quietly and took the opportunity to take out a bunch of Sky Monkeys from his bag.

Shen Yi pretended not to see it.

The two of them played outside with fireworks and firecrackers all afternoon.

It gradually became dark and they finally returned home.

After returning home, they started cooking New Year's Eve dinner. Shen Yi felt bored back in the living room, so he also started cooking nearby.

At 07:30 in the evening, a dish of dishes was put on the dining table.

Most of them were done by Guan Yao and Guan Yuxiu, and Shen Yi just helped.

The New Year's Eve dinner put together by several families officially started.

Guan Yuxiu liked Shen Yi very much when she came over to help cook just now, and her son couldn't do that.

So she felt that Shen Yi was a pretty good child, a person who could live together, and silently approved of this niece and son-in-law in her heart.

At the dinner table, they inquired about Shen Yi and chatted with him.

Shen Yi told them the information about when he had not traveled through time.

"Where did you go this afternoon?" Guan Yufei was a little curious. In such a cold day, the two of them were able to play outside all afternoon.

"Well, Xiao Shen and I went to play firecrackers. We set off firecrackers outside all afternoon."

Zhang Weiwen felt a headache when he heard the firecrackers, and soon thought of the fear of being dominated by cow dung washing his face.

"Hahaha, this kid is really interesting." Zhang Junhua couldn't help laughing when he heard that the two had played with firecrackers outside all afternoon.

"Oh, these two kids are so good at playing."

"Are you still young? How old are you, and you still play with firecrackers?" Zhang Weiwen refuted him on the spot when he heard his father's words.

Guan Yao was a little embarrassed because he blew up cow dung on his cousin's face, so he didn't respond when he said this.

But Guan Yuxiu couldn't understand her son's appearance, and asked instead: "The young couple can set off firecrackers for fun, so why don't you find someone who can accompany you to set off firecrackers?"

Zhang Weiwen was speechless by his mother, and he was stunned for a long time.

At this time, Zhang Junhua started to come to the rescue and changed the topic at the dinner table: "Does Shen Yi know how to drink? Let's have a drink."

"Yes, but I have to drink less. I have to drive back to Jiankang tomorrow morning."

"Okay, then you don't have to do it, just drink half of it."

Out of respect for his elders, Shen Yi drank a little more.

Zhang Junhua was addicted to smoking at this time. He hurriedly took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, and then looked everywhere for a lighter but couldn't find it.

Shen Yi saw his situation, so he handed over the lighter he used to light firecrackers in the afternoon.

"Smoking?" Zhang Junhua took out two cigarettes from the cigarette box, first handed them to Guan Yufei, and then wanted to hand them to Shen Yi.

"Thank you, uncle, I don't smoke." Shen Yi quickly refused.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Weiwen suddenly said at this time: "If you don't smoke these days, what kind of man are you?"

Hearing this, Guan Yao felt a little baffled.

And no one else said anything, the field was silent again, and the scene was very embarrassing.

Zhang Junhua and his wife wanted to beat this brat to death. Was it to make things difficult for Shen Yi, or did he not like him?

Why did you catch him looking for trouble this afternoon?

How old are you, can you speak with a little brain?

Seeing that no one spoke, Guan Yuxiu replied, "It's good not to smoke. Smoking is harmful to your health."

Shen Yi laughed, and began to change the subject again:
"Auntie, is my cousin short-sighted? Why don't you wear glasses?"

"Yes, he doesn't want to wear it."

"Oh, no wonder, this afternoon"

Zhang Weiwen made a sound: "Ahem."

Shen Yi glanced at him, and didn't stop talking: "I took Xiaoyao to play cannon cleaning this afternoon, and Xiaoyao made a mistake and threw it on the cow dung. After lighting it, my cousin kept walking there."

"I told him not to move, but he didn't listen. I still walked to that place."

"Then the cannon exploded all of a sudden. Although the lump was dry, the cannonball was powerful. It fell directly on his face."

When everyone heard this, they were silent at first, and then burst into laughter.

The ones who laughed the happiest were Zhang Junhua and his wife. They didn't expect Guan Yao to be able to cure this brat.

And Guan Yao, who is usually such a quiet child, can actually fry cow dung?
Guan Yao was also very helpless: "I threw it over by accident, it really can't be my fault."

Guan Yuxiu finally understood why her son hurried over to wash his face this afternoon. It was this reason.

She also started to make up the knife: "Oh, you may not know."

"Weiwen was a child when he was five or six years old."

(To be continued)
(End of this chapter)